August 30, 2009
MSNBC: The Moonbat Vatican
One reason liberals will need government coercion to compete with conservatives on the radio is liberal talk show host Stephanie Miller. Here she is expressing her devotion to MSNBC, the cesspool of Obamunist propagandists financed by Comrade Obama's crony capitalist allies at GE:
If you're trying to be disgusting, it isn't easy to top comparing MSNBC to the Vatican. But Miller manages by expressing her longing to lick the creepy human/cockroach hybrid Keith Olbermann's chair "again."
Posted by Van Helsing at August 30, 2009 2:38 PM
Words fail me. Moonbats are some of the most disgraceful, sacrilegious and blasphemous creatures to befoul the Earth since Sodom and Gomorrah.
Posted by: SK at August 30, 2009 3:58 PM
"Why Rhett, isn't it just wonderful to be a member of America's new aristocracy?" asked Scarlett O'Hara.
"I reckon you're right, Miss Scarlett," said Rhett, "but the rubes in flyover country don't recognize our intellectual and moral superiority. I fear a heap a trouble coming."
"Oh, Rhett, say it isn't true," begged Scarlett. "Everything is so perfect now with the One in office."
A dark cloud passed overhead foreshadowing the upheaval that Rhett had just described. Scarlett sat back in her chair and sipped an herbal tea spiced with the latest fad in colonics.
"Rhett, say you'll never leave me," demanded Scarlett as her eyes brimmed with tears. Rhett shot her a sideways glance, but his gaze was torn away by an angry mob gathering on the road just off the plantation.
"How 'bout inviting that little group for some tea?" said Rhett as he scanned the woods for an escape route.
"Whatever do you mean?" asked Scarlett.
Rhett was a life-long democrat skilled in saving his own hide when the time came. "I got to check on the darkies, Miss Scarlett. You know a plantation that cultivates votes don't run itself."
("Racissst!" hissed the trolls from a corner of cyberspace.)
Posted by: Argus at August 30, 2009 4:04 PM
...lick his "chair" again...
I feel certain she's talking about his commode.
Posted by: Jimbo at August 30, 2009 5:05 PM
Lick Olbermann's chair? More likely Maddow's, assuming she didn't end up "eating at the Y."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 30, 2009 6:05 PM
Stupid moonbats read secular books by RICHARD DAWKINS and belive this darwinist bull kaka or subcribe to this gaia bull crap of wackos like JAMES LOVELOCK
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at August 30, 2009 9:09 PM
Sickening on so many levels.
Posted by: Judith M. at August 30, 2009 9:16 PM
You guys do realize that only the most deranged moonbats are still listening to these degenerate sellouts, correct? Stop sweatin' the small stuff.
Posted by: Right0fReagan at August 30, 2009 10:31 PM
Yeah I'm with RightOfReagan. But it still astonishes me that anyone is actually brain dead enough to watch MSNBC for any reason.
Posted by: Memememe at August 30, 2009 10:38 PM
What a whackjob website this is. You poor things are afraid of EVERYTHING! Watch out for the chupacrabra!
I'm guessing you lemmings all watch Faux Nooz. It isn't news, it is pure Stalin-would-love-it propaganda. But you moonbats think it real. LOL
And its easy to see from the portrayals of other human beings that none of you are christians. Your whole lives are spent bearing false witness against your neighbor, and judging other people.
Sorry, judgement isn't reserved for you. Its reserved for God.
So be clear at least to yourselves, you are not christians. You are just angry, self loathing nutjobs who have found a place to share your nutjobbery.
Good for you and I'm glad you all have your little closet here to huddle in.
Good luck whacks.
Posted by: George Busche at August 31, 2009 12:41 AM
What a whackjob website this is. You poor things are afraid of EVERYTHING! Watch out for the chupacrabra!...
Two sentences (and two sentence fragments) later:
Your whole lives are spent bearing false witness against your neighbor, and judging other people.
Can you say "Projection?" I knew that you could.
Posted by: V the K at August 31, 2009 2:10 AM
This is yet another stunning example of the Progressive religion: Progressivism itself.
Posted by: Code3 at August 31, 2009 2:28 AM
You're not kidding, Code3. Read this short article by David Horowitz. You could be more right than you know.
Posted by: Murff at August 31, 2009 3:12 AM
Aw. Aint he precious? Sheep from the fla-vor-aid table have come over to call people who don't believe Chris Matthews "nutjobs." so cute!
Posted by: Memememe at August 31, 2009 4:21 AM
Olberdouche was also beaten by Bill O’Reilly, Sean Hannity, Greta Van Susteren, Bret Baier, Shep Smith, Larry King, Anderson Cooper, Campbell Brown and a rerun of "The Golden Girls" on TV Land.
Posted by: V the K at August 31, 2009 4:24 AM
Eating at the Y. Tee hee hee.
Posted by: Anonymous at August 31, 2009 6:55 AM
You guys do realize that Stephanie Miller is a comedienne who hosts a politics/comedy show right? You also realize her father was Bill Miller, so that she can actually laugh at neo-con whack jobs is a blessing.
Posted by: Ghost of Wellstone at August 31, 2009 7:50 AM
GoW, you do realize that what Miller said wasn't even mildly amusing, don't you? In fact, cringe-inducing would be a more accurate adjective to describe her comments than funny.
Posted by: Judith M. at August 31, 2009 8:14 AM
I never heard of any of these people. Who the hell are they? Does anyone actually watch MSNBC? Their viewership is like Air America's audience.
Air America? Bwahahahaha! Sorry, I'll be chuckling all day now.
Air America! (snigger)
Air America...slowly I turn, step by step...Bwhahahaha!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 31, 2009 8:20 AM
Judith, that you did not find it funny, so what, she has an audience under the conservative owned Jones network.
Jay, at least do your homework, she is not on Air America.
Posted by: Ghost of Wellstone at August 31, 2009 8:37 AM
Bwahahahah! Stop it! Stop it! Oxygen! Oxygen! Bwahahaha!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 31, 2009 8:55 AM
You guys do realize that Stephanie Miller is a comedienne who hosts a politics/comedy show right?
I've heard her show. Aren't comedians supposed to be, I don't know, funny?
Or do liberals just find it hilarious to hear a woman say "Bush is stupid" about 150 times an hour while some lickspittle eunuch tells her how funny she is?
Posted by: V the K at August 31, 2009 9:21 AM
Or maybe she does feminist humor, you know, "Humor here funny in different way. Comedy come from real character... not abstract craziness"
Posted by: V the K at August 31, 2009 9:27 AM
C'mon, V the K, all this gal (whoever she is) needs is some new material. She just needs to work in references to "Air America." That alone would crack people up.
Air America! (sniggers again)
"A liberal and an American are arguing in a bar, when the liberal says, 'Well, that's not what I heard on ...Air America!'"
Air America! Get it? The Americans in the bar would dissolve in hysterical laughter. Liberals, not so much.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 31, 2009 9:34 AM
Two liberals walk into a bar. Then, they order Zimas and dance to Abba. 'Cos they're queers.
Posted by: V the K at August 31, 2009 9:58 AM
Do they play Abba on ...Air America? Bwahaha!
I can't stop!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 31, 2009 10:10 AM
COUGH COUGH COUGH KKKAAAHHHAAACCCKKK OBAMA CARE MAKES FLU-BIRD VERY ILL
Posted by: Flu-Bird at August 31, 2009 12:12 PM