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August 31, 2009
Moonbat Tech: Obamunist Pharmacy
Anything normal Americans can do, Obamunists can too. There are even Obamunist pharmacists. A sample of their wares:
From The Smoking Gun:
The Obama pills — usually of the Ecstasy variety — have been seized from drug dealers by cops in a variety of U.S. cities. The pills, available in a rainbow of colors, usually retail for about $20 each.
Some devotees of Chairman Zero can experience Obama ecstasy just by listening to him read his teleprompter. But others require stronger assistance — including heroin, as noted earlier:
Comrade Obama bragged about his college drug use in Dreams From My Father, and very possibly dealt heroin during his mysterious Columbia days. Here we see how Dear Leader has inspired our youth.
On a tip from Air2air.
Posted by Van Helsing at August 31, 2009 10:05 AM
Comments
Now will Goatse, pansy90201, anonypussy and the rest of the leftards trolls admit that they adore and worship their great leader and teacher exactly the way the communist dictators designed?
Posted by: Doug at August 31, 2009 10:17 AM
Do they REALLY need more drugs? The ones they've got have already burned through enough to medically diagnose them as mentally challenged.
Posted by: AmericanToTheCore at August 31, 2009 10:21 AM
The damn police better stop busting the bruthas that are dealing my smack, my royalty payments are getting too low.
Posted by: Barack Obama at August 31, 2009 10:21 AM
Are the Obama ecstasy pills fruit flavored? They look delicious!
They need yellow lemon flavored ones and purple grape ones and orangey ones.
Posted by: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO at August 31, 2009 10:28 AM
"Are the Obama ecstasy pills fruit flavored?"
Yes they are. Thank you for pointing that out. They are also loaded with "electrolytes".
Posted by: Barack Obama at August 31, 2009 10:44 AM
"You'll be just fine Granny. Take two of these Nappy-headed-Nitey-Nighttime tablets and call me in the morning...if you wake up. We'll need to increase the dosage."
Posted by: Dr. Kildare, DVM at August 31, 2009 10:55 AM
Hey they ripped off STIMUTACS !
http://www.tv.com/sealab-2021/stimutacs/episode/118751/trivia.html
"Captain Murphy: It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!
Sparks: All I wanted to do was make the world a better place, and make an ass load of money!
Sparks: Good luck in rehab!
Sparks: Why! Why does all the crap we consume have to be tested on animals first? A rabbit doesn't need lipstick! A Rabbit doesn't use hair spray! A monkey doesn't need pills to get revved up for hot, monkey sex! It's people man, we're miserable!
Sparks: You just don't get it! A rabbit can't use shampoo! Monkeys don't use hair spray. A chaualla cannot use pills so it can get jacked up for sex. It's people, Man! People make everything possible!
Sparks: All I wanted to do was make the world a better place...and make a hell of a lot of money. But it all went horribly wrong. edit »
Dr. Quinn: Mardok can kiss my black ass, I need some more Stimutacs! Quit being a bitch and pill me up!
(after shooting a dart at Quinn)
Sparks: Oops! Dart in your neck. edit »
Marco: I have the energy of a bear that has the energy of two bears!
Sparks: I wonder if its legal to sell this stuff to kids.
Captain Murphy: I feel like a koala bear crapped a rainbow on my brain! "
Posted by: Captain Murphy - Sealab 2021 at August 31, 2009 10:59 AM
Meth is out
'O' is IN baby!!!
Dude, got some 'O'?
Posted by: timajin at August 31, 2009 11:35 AM
I don't follow the drug trade that closely, but I don't recall ever seeing Bush 'ludes or Bush meth...
Posted by: Henry at August 31, 2009 11:54 AM
Three poison pills STRICNIN,ARSNIC and RICIN all deadly
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at August 31, 2009 11:55 AM
"...if you wake up. We'll need to increase the dosage."
Posted by: Dr. Kildare, DVM at August 31, 2009 10:55 AM"
Excuse me, Dr. Kildare, don't you mean DMV? And am I in the right line?
Posted by: Karin at August 31, 2009 12:24 PM
Shoulda made 'em suppositories.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 31, 2009 12:37 PM
imagine my surprise
Posted by: blue at August 31, 2009 1:27 PM
Why do you think they call it "dope"?
Posted by: KHarn at August 31, 2009 2:00 PM
Karin...
I think Dr. Kildare is a Veterinarian (DVM) which will be the only doctors left in the US after the ObamaCare legislation drives them out of the country or into retirement.
The lines at the DMV will be much shorter in a few years after Government DeathCare decreases the surplus population.
Posted by: Sylvia at August 31, 2009 2:26 PM
"Shoulda made 'em suppositories."
Jay I now have to go change my underwear from my hardest laugh ever.
Posted by: Air2air at August 31, 2009 4:16 PM
It's a Brave New O-World!
Quoted from and linked to at:
http://www.thecampofthesaints.com/2009.08.30_arch.html#1251763356545
Posted by: Bob Belvedere at August 31, 2009 5:10 PM
Your right about that one KHarn WHY DO YOU THINK THE CALL IT DOPE? i remeber the old 70s antidrug ads well and on the cartoon FAT ALBERT AND THE COSBY KIDS did a song DOPE IS FOR DOPES,DRUGS ARE FOR DUMMIES
Posted by: Flu-Bird at August 31, 2009 9:29 PM
No more late night phone calls and cab fares. Now there is more than 1 way for liberal devotees to get hunky Barry in their mouths.
Chrissy "tingles" Matthews endorses "Barry O's"-
"Chewey. Fruity. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Once you have a hard, red, O-Dog on your tongue, the essence explodes in your mouth. You won't be able to stop until you've swallowed it all. Barry-O'-. They taste just like the real thing."
Posted by: chairman soetoro's oprichniki at August 31, 2009 10:55 PM
FLINSTONE VATAMINS,BUGS BUNNY PATAMINS and PALS VITAMINS but no BARACK OBAMA vitamins
Posted by: terrorbird at August 31, 2009 11:17 PM
Man, twenty bucks for an Obama E-pill is expensive. Can't we have them subsidized? Talk about a stimulus stimulant package...
Posted by: Murff at September 1, 2009 4:30 AM
Thats gonna be the "1 aday" soon enough if we dont vote America First next time.
Posted by: czuch at September 1, 2009 9:51 AM
Dose anyone remember FIZZIES?
Posted by: Rockin Robin at September 1, 2009 9:31 PM
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