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Somehow I think that TREE will forward all proceeds to Al Gores bank account.

Can't these morons realize that this is all just a money grabbing ploy and it isn't going to do diddly shit to help the environment? God, moonbats are gullible.

"Climate Change" is just an excuse for globalists to try and undermine our sovereignty.

If you look really closely at the screen you can see "Breathing" listed as an "Activity to Offset".

Hey hippie, gimme $10 and I'll stifle this fart! I'll even give you a little slip of paper that shows how much CO2 and methane you just offset!

These people need one major SMACK upside the head!

They are so stuck on stupid.

...and PT Barnum is proven right again.

Hold on a f'n minute!

Shouldn't the tree be paying ME for my carbon that I choose to sell it. I don't need the friggin carbon, the tree does!
OK, Mr Willow, pay me motherf***er! Does the name HUSQVARNA ring a bell?

You gotta do something about these friggin leaves every October too!

I think in order to "offest" carbon emissions I will embark on a little mission this weekend:

*Smoke a cigar a day
*Fire up the lawnmower and let it run out its full tank of gas
*idle my Hummer all day
*burn a pile of brush and leaves
*Barbecue about six steaks
*drive unnecessarily and as many times as possible
*chop down a few trees
*fart and belch as much as possible
*create extra trash in order to fill up the landfill more
*make hippies cry

Doug, what about this one:

Melt down bicycle frames and old ploughs to be made into bullets, gun barrels and bombs!

This just shows you how desperate these morons want to be relevant - sorry, not all the money in the world could do that Libby's! You're still worthless!!

Appropriate that the designer's nickname must be Nit, isn't it?
Now this is a funny line:
"OK, Mr Willow, pay me motherf***er! Does the name HUSQVARNA ring a bell?"
Gawd, I am still laughing......

Pretty clever, making money grow on trees. What next, tax the tree ?

I think that I shall never see...
a moonbat smart as the offset tree.

You mean we have to buy carbon indulgments from AL GORE? that crook is still making himself even richer then he should be

Unfortunately, fools who part with their money, also take money away from actually stimulating our economy.

Freakin morons. Why don't they just drink the kool-aid already?

Darwin loves you.

"Oak"-ay, this globull warming nonsense may be "poplar" with the mass media, but it sounds like high "treesin'" to me. Unbe"leaf"able! They should be sequoiastered.

We need a superhero to combat it: like Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck. "Tree" bien! What "fir" you ask? Who else is qualified to take the "elm"? Their "alder" egos "Wee Ping and Will Lo" perhaps?

I be all for this global warming bullcrap. Less co2 means less trees which means less forest from getting in the way of me shooting that trophy buck, elk, bear, hippy, etc. Thanks E-gore for the perfect hunting season. You da man.

See what the device says? It has you select an activity that you want to perform and have its carbon output "offset." The person in the photo is about to press the "breathing" button. How long before we all have to pay for the privilege of taking a breath?

Evil greedy tree corporation

Thumbs up, Nunya. Berry punny indeed.

The free ones will always be here to entertain:

http://www.freecarbonoffsets.com

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The gadget measures the growth of a tree, translating into how much carbon dioxide the tree has absorbed. The gadget is designed to highlight just how long it takes for our carbon dioxide emissions to be reabsorbed.

Isn't it odd that the communists don't have the mental acuity to comprehend what I highlighted?

In their idiotic fantasy world forcefully taking money from people is the ONLY way to clean the enviroment.

They are not inteligent enough to know that plantlife is the entire planets "air filter" and just adding more trees with have a greater effect than taxes ever will....

Basic biochemistry totally eludes them, science completely confuses them, and facts just irritate them to vile hostility.

Oh and Andy, you're an idiot and the drivel you may somehow manage to scribble is still moronic and has significantly less meaning than a babboon hurling waste from a cage.

Why do these moonbats assume that the only plants that absorb CO2 would be slow growing trees? Any green plant, from algae to sequoias will do, and the faster growing plants are more numerous. And why would a plant charge you for something it needs to survive?

OMG, only at Moonbattery. One would think this is pure satire, but sadly it is not (I think.) Is this even legal? Cause it looks like a scam pointed at stupid people, like the Nigerian email.

Nunya, funny! Sage, your little poem has a nice rhythm.

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