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August 20, 2009
Moonbat Sexuality Applied to Track and Field
One advantage to transfreakazoidism is it can improve your athletic performance relative to the competition:
South Africa's track and field federation had been asked to conduct a gender test on an 800-meter runner amid concerns she [sic] does not meet the requirements to compete as a woman. …
The world track and field federation requested the gender test about three weeks ago, after [Caster] Semenya burst onto the scene by improving her [sic] personal bests in the 800 and 1,500 by huge margins.
IAAF [International Amateur Athletic Federation] spokesman Nick Davies said the "extremely complex, difficult" test has been started but that the results were not expected for weeks.
The verification requires a physical medical evaluation, and includes reports from a gynecologist, endocrinologist, psychologist, an internal medicine specialist and an expert on gender.
Why so complicated? What's with the psychologist and "expert on gender"?
"If there's a problem and it turns out that there's been a fraud… that someone has changed sex, then obviously it would be much easier to strip results," Davies added. "However, if it's a natural thing and the athlete has always thought she's a woman or been a woman, it's not exactly cheating."
Apparently it doesn't matter what gender Semenya really is, only what gender he thinks he is. If murderers can plead insanity, why not athletes?
On a tip from Code3.
Posted by Van Helsing at August 20, 2009 11:19 AM
Comments
I'm betting that by the 2012 Olympics most of the "female" athletes will be males who had their manhood cut off so they could compete.
Posted by: Conservanon at August 20, 2009 11:43 AM
Reminiscent of Renée Richards...
Posted by: Henry at August 20, 2009 11:47 AM
Seems like telling what sex someone is should be pretty darn easy: we all learned about XX vs XY in elementary school. However, in very rare cases, gender testing can be more than just determining whether one has a Y chromosome or not. Bizarre and extremely rare mutations can cause an XY individual to appear physically and even physiologically female.
Not taking sides here, just providing a bit of weird-but-true science. Who knows what's up with this gal/guy. Surely this is all far afield from those East German Olympic women snorting testosterone and growth hormone.
Posted by: The MaryHunter at August 20, 2009 11:58 AM
As the Maryhunter says, it's not necessarily straightforward question.
Don't let that stop Moonbattery.com from being idiotic about it, of course...
Posted by: ptet at August 20, 2009 12:11 PM
Greetings, new troll!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 20, 2009 12:17 PM
Male, female, or Democrat?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 20, 2009 12:18 PM
Gets even more complicated because he/she/it got the politically correct skin color to boot.
Posted by: Clingtomyguns at August 20, 2009 12:20 PM
He's gotta purrrty mouth ...
Come here ...
Posted by: drillanwr at August 20, 2009 12:28 PM
Uhhhhhhh ohhhhhhh!!!! We have a few new moonbats to pick on. It's like Christmas morning came in august. Sweeeet.
Posted by: Right0fReagan at August 20, 2009 1:09 PM
I don't know what it is but, OMG, that is one ugly broad.
Posted by: Don at August 20, 2009 1:16 PM
Meh and Goatse would consider marrying THAT thing.
Posted by: Anonymous at August 20, 2009 1:22 PM
Can you say Serena and Venus Williams? I`d start with them
Posted by: alaska hero at August 20, 2009 1:54 PM
Of course it's a guy since his name is "Semen"!
Posted by: LittleMissPerfect at August 20, 2009 4:44 PM
Maybe Mike Tyson will revive his career by putting on a tutu and pounding girls flat in woman's boxing.
Posted by: Steve at August 20, 2009 6:22 PM
Is his name Caster or Castrate?
Posted by: Mo at August 20, 2009 6:47 PM
Oh quit ya grinnin' and drop the linen so we can see.....
Posted by: Son_Of_Taz at August 20, 2009 6:57 PM
Hillary has a bigger penis than that one, can we demand a genotype on her?
Posted by: Judith M. at August 20, 2009 7:34 PM
Caption should also say "or stick a potato in his/her pants."
Posted by: Karin at August 21, 2009 5:42 AM
Looks like the type of dude Barney Frank would drool over.
Posted by: Moonbat Monitor at August 21, 2009 6:46 AM
Have it hold its arms straight out with the palms up. If the elbow is parallel to the ground, it's a man. If a woman, the elbow will angle up to the inside. Try this for yourself; great for discovering female impersonators.
Posted by: oldguy at August 21, 2009 6:50 AM
It's licking its lips and the bib reads "semen ya". Just sayin.
Posted by: Alan at August 21, 2009 9:56 AM
Decidedly male features and musculature, broad shoulders and slim hips, no discernible bosom...
Yep, a man.
Unless s/he has a vagina, he is a He.
Posted by: RogerCfromSD at August 21, 2009 11:40 AM
I saw that race and there is no way she/he could/should win that race by the distance, and manner, unless either steroids, or gender whatever was involved. Do something now or real women wont have a chance anymore.
Posted by: studakota at August 21, 2009 1:25 PM
Have seen a few women in my life (67 yrs), never saw one that looks like this one. Maybe in California.
Posted by: LarryG at August 22, 2009 5:12 PM
Damn that MaryHunter, leaving an opening for a troll.
Posted by: pomalom at August 22, 2009 7:53 PM
Hmmm. I resemble that remark. Screw the troll.
Posted by: The MaryHunter at August 22, 2009 7:54 PM
