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August 5, 2009

Moonbat McCartney Declares His Love for the First Harridan

Have a bucket handy — here comes some entertainment news, featuring antediluvian ecohypocrite Paul McCartney, formerly of the wildly successful hippy band The Cockroaches, I mean, The Beatles:

Paul McCartney made no secret of his admiration — or is it adoration? — of Michelle Obama at his Washington-area concert on Saturday night.
The knighted, besotted singer dedicated the love song "Michelle" to the First Lady during his concert at FedEx Field, NBC Washington reported.
"I love you, I love you, I love you. That's all I want to say," he sang. "I need to, I need to, I need to, I need to make you see. Oh, what you mean to me." …
McCartney is a big fan of the Obamas and said before the election that he hoped he could one day sing a certain song to Michelle.

There went breakfast.

"I love you, I love you," her moonbat admirer croons.

On a tip from Wiggins.

Posted by Van Helsing at August 5, 2009 8:54 AM


She reminds me of a wookie.

Posted by: Argus at August 5, 2009 9:01 AM

Posted by: Anonymous at August 5, 2009 9:10 AM

Dam looks like JOWL'S the GREAT BLACK PARIAH!

Posted by: Bill at August 5, 2009 9:14 AM

The way she looks 99% of the time, no wonder many men turn gay

Posted by: So What at August 5, 2009 9:17 AM

So What: didn't you know, ALL men who vote "D" are either gay or pussy-whipped (practically gay).

Is that really news to anyone?

Posted by: Worst of Gallstone at August 5, 2009 9:21 AM

Just An Observation

Is it any wonder the life is being sucked out of our country!?

Posted by: TED at August 5, 2009 9:24 AM

Who would have thought that Sir Paul had a Klingon fetish.

Posted by: IOpian at August 5, 2009 9:27 AM

I had waffles, coffee, and some fruit. What did you guys cough up?

Posted by: Pete at August 5, 2009 9:28 AM

Pete, at my age I just laughed hard enough to seep a bit.

Posted by: IOpian at August 5, 2009 9:30 AM

Paul McCartney slobbering all over Michelle Obama?

Paging Mark David Chapman. You've got more work to do.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 5, 2009 9:32 AM

Posted by: funkendunkel at August 5, 2009 9:32 AM

Her mouth reminds me of the mouth of Type 3 "Boy with Teddy Bear" Autonomous Mobile Sword.

If her teeth morph into rotating razor sharp saw teeth, run for your life.

Posted by: Ghost Planet Industries at August 5, 2009 9:36 AM

Poor misguided Paul. I suddenly find that I no longer care that his last wife was able to take him for so much money.

I always hate it when musicians go political, especially when their views differ from mine. On the other hand it does free up a little money to spend elsewhere.

Posted by: Lord Crimson at August 5, 2009 9:42 AM

Sir Paul is performing in the People's Republic of Gay Marriage (Mass) tonight and tomorrow at Fenway Park. Tickets for this extravaganza were selling at the box office for $400! The most expensive tickets - $1400. However, the Kennedy Family Newspaper (Boston Globe) has an article from 8/3/09 stating the tickets were moving slow, and the promoter just released a batch of $69 tickets. Seems even the moonbats have their limits.

Posted by: Son of Taz at August 5, 2009 9:56 AM

Son of Taz: They will sell the "69" tickets ONLY to same sex couples I suppose.

Posted by: Worst of Gallstone at August 5, 2009 10:15 AM

This pic reminds me of the movie Monkey Shines....

Posted by: So What at August 5, 2009 10:43 AM

Her mouth looks like one of those scary monkey toys that play cymbals that so many horror movies have featured.

Posted by: Karin at August 5, 2009 10:46 AM

Geez that photo in the original post should come with a warning label.

GMTA, Lord Crimson.

Maybe Oprah and SirPaul can do a 4-way with BHO 'n MO.

Posted by: Nunya at August 5, 2009 10:48 AM

She looks like a zombie searching for more brains to feast on. She's one scary lookin' broad.

Posted by: Capt. Kranky at August 5, 2009 11:04 AM

Figures. Have you heard this idiot's musical diarrhea lately?

John was right about Paul:
"the only thing you did was....yesterday"

Posted by: Fiberal at August 5, 2009 11:15 AM

Michelle: "DaHjaj 'oH QaQ jaj Daq Hegh, Paul"

(Translation from Klingon)
"Today is a good day to die, Paul"

Posted by: Mike_W at August 5, 2009 11:26 AM

Now there's a mouth dead full of teeth, eek.

Posted by: Mr Evilwrench at August 5, 2009 11:40 AM

The trouble for him was when the beatles went to india and got hooked up with this hindus wacko gurus and went compeltly nuts

Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at August 5, 2009 11:42 AM

The trouble for him was when the beatles went to india and got hooked up with this hindus wacko gurus and went compeltly nuts


His trouble started when John let go of his hand.

Posted by: How do you sleep at night? at August 5, 2009 12:05 PM


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Posted by: Karin at August 5, 2009 12:58 PM

If there ever comes a time when Obama is accused of messing with an intern or something, all Gibbs has to do at a press conference is pass out copies of this picture. The room full of reporters will look at it for a moment and think for a second or two and then there will be a realization strike every reporter in the room that Obama would never dare. They might all believe that he would want to--but nobody would believe that he would dare. (Well, almost every reporter--but Helen Thomas shouldn't really count anyway.)

Posted by: SnowSnake at August 5, 2009 1:09 PM

She's angry because:

1. Sotomayor keeps eating her lunch
2. Barack accidentally saluted the (American) flag.
3. A white male just made eye contact.
4. She's not angry

Posted by: Fiberal at August 5, 2009 2:29 PM

Imagine having to go to bed with that every night. No wonder the man is completely incompitent at his job, when he's kept awake all night next to the screeching howls of a spider monkey

Posted by: Right0fReagan at August 5, 2009 4:18 PM

I've got to put both those photos side by side for a real comparison. That was a riot. Thanks for that!!

Posted by: Rosie at August 5, 2009 6:18 PM

ROFL, RoR. I'm sure that's what O sees in his nightmares. It does explain why he can't walk and breathe at the same time, he's scared s**tless, 24/7.

Posted by: UpNorth at August 5, 2009 6:20 PM

Michelle appears to emit quite a bit of carbon. Someone should report her to

This Administration is being run by AMATURES!

Posted by: Oiao at August 5, 2009 7:51 PM