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August 24, 2009

Moonbat Tech: Eco-Boomerang

Posted by Dave Blount at August 24, 2009 2:37 PM

No one could be more politically correct than Australian Aborigines, so moonbats must feel particularly proud to have been inspired by them in their latest Gaia-saving technological breakthrough:

The Boo is a battery charging boomerang. It holds 3 AAA batteries and just by playing with it, the device converts rotary motion into energy. The surface is covered in silicon to protect the precious innards from impact. In the center is a dynamically changing icon that indicates charge levels.

We won't be needing Big Oil anymore, now that we have a more advanced means of generating energy.

Any moonbat who manages to hit himself in the head with his Boo is entitled to a special treat: 10 free carbon credits. Collect your prize at Free Carbon Offsets.


On a tip from Air2air.