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August 20, 2009

Dollars for Dildos

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Apparently inspired by Cash for Clunkers, an online pervert is greening the planet by giving people $10 gift certificates for boxes of used sex toys.

This kinky recycling sex toy program, a non-profit program, established by David Kowalsky and Jean Kozlowski, of Dreamscapes, LLC, "in order to reduce the carbon footprint of the adult novelty industry" launched in December 2008. It was then certified by the Institute For Green Business in January of 2009. …
Dreamscapes rewards everyone for recycling their sex toys too. "For every package of toys* you send in to be recycled, you will receive a $10 gift card (please allow 7 to 10 business days to receive) to use at one of our affiliate partners as well as some other goodies (when applicable) on your next order." Please note that each package must be filled to capacity to receive your gift card.

In addition to saving the polar bears by recycling sex toys, Kowalsky also offers free advice on topics like "fisting."

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Kowalsky collects used sex toys for Gaia.

Hat tip: BelchSpeak.

Posted by Van Helsing at August 20, 2009 12:49 PM

Comments

So this is what it's come to? But seriously, look at the women who buy into the carbon footprint bullshit, and ask yourself if you would want to come within a thousand yards of something they used to pleasure themselves. Also, I wonder how many buttplugs this idiot can store in w/e trailer he lives in.

Posted by: Right0fReagan at August 20, 2009 1:03 PM

' Dollars For Dildos '

I thought you were talking about Congress again.
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Posted by: chuck in st paul at August 20, 2009 1:08 PM

Wanna save the friggin planet? Send all the slightly used dildos over to Aftica. That'll keep the population over there to a reasonable level, what with all the tribal ladies suddenly liberated from their useless bastard husbands who are all off fuckin the 12 yr old neighbors tribes.
Of course a trillion $ IMF loan will be needed to finance the batteries.

Posted by: Shooter1001 at August 20, 2009 1:14 PM

Must they be 'washed' first ... or will he personally be Hoovering them?

Posted by: drillanwr at August 20, 2009 1:29 PM

Nice shirt. Nice beard. He looks like he's going to a costume party as a genital.

Posted by: claw at August 20, 2009 1:56 PM

'Dollars for Dildoes'

Kewl, but you know the gummint will fuck that up!

Gummint health care cover chipped teeth?
You know those gummint babes will be testing out those mechanical wonders while out on break.

Posted by: Shooter1001 at August 20, 2009 2:00 PM

Someone explain to me how recycling these sex toys (or anything, for that matter) can reduce one's carbon footprint. It can only increase carbon production by setting off a chain reaction of energy-consuming processes that are needed to sort, transport, and re-manufacture the materials. Furthermore, if the recipients buy new sex toys with their ten bucks (or buy anything, for that matter), then even more carbon will be generated in the manufacture of those products.

Throwing trash into the landfill will always be less carbon-intensive than recycling. Maybe not better for the environment overall (and that's arguable), but certainly better for carbon production.

Note that I am not one of those global-warming carbon-footprint nutcases. I am quite the opposite kind of nutcase. But if you're going to be the former, try giving your hare-brained proposals five seconds of thought before you make a fool of yourself telling us all how you're going to save the planet.

Posted by: ent at August 20, 2009 3:33 PM

Ent,

These are the same kind of people who destroy perfectly functioning cars... which hurts used car dealers, makes it harder to find spare parts, and puts a larger strain on new teen drivers (less "affordable" cars)... at the same time, they don't account for the energy or cost of crushing these vehicles nor do they look at the environmental impact of said activities

They don't put one iota of thought into anything, period.

Remember, with libtards, it's all about feel-good ideas... practicality and consequences are of no importance to them.

Posted by: AmericanToTheCore at August 20, 2009 3:46 PM

Soooo.. That's what Ghost of Wellstone looks like. That's the way I've pictured He/She/She-male looks like, nice hobby GoW.

Posted by: Well I'll be at August 20, 2009 3:49 PM

Yes, he looks very relaxed for having murdered his own unborn child, doesn't he?

Posted by: SK at August 20, 2009 4:48 PM

Mark Hinckley? Must be John Hinckley's evil twin.

Posted by: Robert Hooper at August 21, 2009 3:35 AM

Isn't there some postal regulation that prevents the shipping of biohazardous materials through the US mail?

Posted by: Judith M. at August 21, 2009 4:58 AM

This is the most disgusting thing I've read all week.

Posted by: Karin at August 21, 2009 5:35 AM

Recycle them into more usful items like LITESABERS AND BLASTERS

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at August 21, 2009 9:10 AM

Recycling used sex toys? Sounds more like a fetish than a business.

Posted by: Alan at August 21, 2009 9:51 AM

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