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August 24, 2009
Bride of Obama Had Cell Phones Confiscated
As our royal family hobnobs with other rich liberals on Martha's Vineyard, there are to be no photographs of the Obama offspring that don't include Chairman Zero. Hopefully people won't get their cell phones confiscated. From earlier this month:
Michelle Obama, like her husband, enjoys a good burger, but not as well done. The first lady brought daughters Malia and Sasha to former "Top Chef" contestant Spike Mendelsohn's Good Stuff Eatery in DC for cheeseburgers, onion rings, fries, and milkshakes. "They got the burgers medium," says a spy. (President Obama was mildly ridiculed after ordering a burger medium-well in January.) "Three starving Secret Service guys were literally standing over the grill as Spike made the burgers, but didn't eat," our source adds. Fellow patrons had their cellphones temporarily confiscated to prevent pictures from being taken.
In another time, they might have had their eyes put out.
On a tip from Chris E.
Posted by Van Helsing at August 24, 2009 4:35 PM
Comments
Man, she gives me nightmares. She's like a cartoon version of an angry black woman, complete with screeching voice and a comical expression.
Posted by: Jay B. at August 24, 2009 4:39 PM
ugliest first lady ever, inside and out.
Posted by: weewilly at August 24, 2009 4:42 PM
What's she so worried about? If you don't have a soul, there's nothing for the photograph to capture.
Posted by: Henry at August 24, 2009 4:46 PM
Unlawful search and seizure? What gives them the right to confiscate people's cellphones, albeit temporarily? How "liberal" of them to think everyone is low class enough to want to snap pictures of their kids.
Posted by: Seamus at August 24, 2009 5:12 PM
Whenever I see that photo of the Least Lady, I think of one of these.
Separated at birth?
You decide?
Posted by: SK at August 24, 2009 5:33 PM
What's she so worried about? If you don't have a soul, there's nothing for the photograph to capture.
That's the funniest thing I've heard all week! :D
Posted by: Anonymous at August 24, 2009 5:37 PM
Picture says it all!!!!
Posted by: codekeyguy at August 24, 2009 6:44 PM
Now that's a face that's desperately in need of a burqa.
Posted by: Sylvia at August 24, 2009 6:46 PM
Chelsea Clinton is getting married @ Martha's Vinyard on this trip - no news about it? Everyone who is anyone will be there, including the Obamas
Posted by: Joe Lender at August 24, 2009 9:09 PM
She looks like the evil queen from SNOWHITE AND THE 7 DAWARVES
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at August 24, 2009 9:26 PM
Posted by: Joe Lender at August 24, 2009 9:09 PM
OMG. The world can only pray they don't have children.
Posted by: Jimbo at August 24, 2009 9:39 PM
Is it me or are the O'rwells ALWAYS on vacation. They were at the Grand Canyon and then at martha's vineyard. Geez, must be nice to be the king (insert Mel Brooks "History of the World Part 1" if you will)
Posted by: funkendunkel at August 24, 2009 9:55 PM
I forgot to insert "I love my people, PULL!!!!"
Posted by: funkendunkel at August 24, 2009 9:57 PM
Gee, she didn't seem to mind cellphones at this time:
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2009/03/michelle-obama.html
Wonder what's changed......
Posted by: ToddonCapeCod at August 24, 2009 10:19 PM
You guys are so unfair. That shot was taken from an unflattering camera angle. The First Lady looked much better in profile, see:
http://www.thorninpaw.com/Howling_Babboon_Sideview.jpg
Posted by: Anonymous at August 25, 2009 4:43 AM
I think the howling babboon is a lot more accurate than the tape worm from above. Could anyone photoshop her silly 60's hairdo on that animal's head? (The babboon, not her) That would make a great sign for the next tea party I'll be attending (Look for the monkey!)
Posted by: Jay B at August 25, 2009 5:22 AM
First of all, if George W. Bush had peoples' cell phones temporarily confiscated to prevent people from taking pictures of First Lady Laura, the ACLU would have had a &%$@ fit. Tingles and Odorman would have a spittle-charged rant.
Second of all, burgers medium-rare, a little pink in the middle. Can anyone say "e-coli bacteria?"
If Bush would have done that, the libs would be hoping for a serious case of food poisoning and Tingles and Odorman would be ranting on about how much Bush was an idiot for eating medium-rare burgers and wishing for the same fate.
Posted by: Graycat at August 25, 2009 7:19 AM
Read this and conclude there will be no free elections in 2010, 2012, nor for a long time!
May God Deliver us from such hubris ridden evil people.
Posted by: wanderer at August 25, 2009 8:09 AM
The royalty mentality is beyond belief. If they tried to confiscate my cell phone in a public eatery they'd be needing a protologist to retrieve it. The Secret Service has turned into the Praetorian Guard.
If Worfina didn't like it she should go eat somewhere else and leave us victims of her hubby alone.
What an arrogant bitch.
Posted by: chuck in st paul at August 25, 2009 9:14 AM
heads up, she is going to fling a handfull of crap.
Posted by: oldguy at August 25, 2009 9:37 AM
It looks like she wants to bite my hands off.
Posted by: dan at August 25, 2009 3:29 PM
I'll bet she could eat corn on the Cobb through a Pickett fence with those teeth.
Posted by: Dave at August 25, 2009 5:30 PM
My God, she looks like a Capuchin monkey about to attack.
Posted by: The R Cheeze at August 25, 2009 9:03 PM
My God, she looks like a Capuchin monkey about to attack.
Posted by: The R Cheeze at August 25, 2009 9:06 PM
If I don't miss my guess, she violated all sorts of laws, as did the Secret Service. She could face all sorts of civil penalties, including conversion. If Bush had done this, it would not be just the ACLU screaming bloody-murder, but he would probably be facing impeachment for it. The Secret Service could be seeing robbery charges against them as they had no right to take the phones and they had weapons and color of authority.
If the media was doing its job, it would be a huge scandal.
Posted by: CKA at August 26, 2009 6:58 PM
