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August 13, 2009

Barack Hussein Gollum

If Blue Dog Dems lack faith in ACORN to get them reelected despite the rising tide of public rage, they'll bail out on Comrade Obama's plans to seize control of the healthcare industry, leaving it to crash like ShrillaryCare. But no doubt the powerless Republicans will be held to blame. Chairman Zero will probably sound a lot like Gollum in The Lord of the Rings:

We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Republicans. Wicked, tricksy, false!

Artwork by Troy Pitlick. On a tip from Torey.

Posted by Van Helsing at August 13, 2009 9:45 AM


HAHAHA But the artist forgot king zero's nose wart.

Posted by: Karin at August 13, 2009 10:12 AM


Posted by: nancz at August 13, 2009 10:22 AM

Which liberal will be the first to say about this picture, "All that's missing is the noose"?

Posted by: Judith M. at August 13, 2009 10:31 AM

No, they'll claim that it's calling him an [illegal] alien. They'll also argue that it is attempting to discredit his speaking ability or that he is willing to kill for "his precious."

You can't fix stupidity.

Posted by: Anonymous at August 13, 2009 10:38 AM

I'll get you my pretty!!!! Opps wrong movie. :)

Posted by: Farmer Ted at August 13, 2009 11:07 AM


Posted by: RAAAACIST!!!11!!!! at August 13, 2009 11:07 AM

It's a lying little hobbitses... it must report itsleves to

Posted by: hiram at August 13, 2009 11:09 AM


Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at August 13, 2009 11:32 AM

The people hates us!

Nooo! The Pelosi will protect us!

The Pelosi wants the precious! She will betray us!

Posted by: KHarn at August 13, 2009 2:55 PM

Yeah! Absolutely wonderful. Glad it's shared. :)

Posted by: NHernandez at August 13, 2009 4:57 PM

Obama he be more like SOURON then GOLUM

Posted by: Flu-Bird at August 13, 2009 9:14 PM

YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK! ALL OF YOU!! YOU'RE DISGUSTING!!! You're not going to convince people with your lies. There are thousands and thousands of educated people. They won't buy into your BS. Stop spreading your hate through your racist, and offensive messages.

Posted by: Anonymous at August 13, 2009 11:40 PM

Good forces always win in the end, though. Compassion and love and peace always wins. You won't make it through the next step in evolution, right around the corner, because you're simple minded and stuck in the past. You don't flex your mind at all. You stay stuck in a tiny little box that is the extent your ability to think. That's why you never, ever admit if you were wrong about something, and you could never see something as a gray issue.

Posted by: Anonymous at August 13, 2009 11:44 PM

Hey Anonymous-
     At least try and have a sense of humor, OK? This is a parody, after all. Would it be funnier with George W. Bush's face instead?

Posted by: Murff at August 14, 2009 6:20 AM

hey annon please quit sticking your foot in your mouth it makes you look stupid

Posted by: EON THE TERRIBLE at August 15, 2009 8:18 AM