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August 13, 2009

Barack Hussein Gollum

Posted by Dave Blount at August 13, 2009 9:45 AM

If Blue Dog Dems lack faith in ACORN to get them reelected despite the rising tide of public rage, they'll bail out on Comrade Obama's plans to seize control of the healthcare industry, leaving it to crash like ShrillaryCare. But no doubt the powerless Republicans will be held to blame. Chairman Zero will probably sound a lot like Gollum in The Lord of the Rings:

We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Republicans. Wicked, tricksy, false!

Artwork by Troy Pitlick. On a tip from Torey.