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August 18, 2009

Ban Ki-Moonbat Vies With Al Gore in Hysterical Self-Parody

Posted by Dave Blount at August 18, 2009 9:11 AM

As the global warming hoax continues to flounder, the risible Ban Ki-Moonbat desperately ratchets up the rhetoric:

UN chief Ban Ki-moon warned Tuesday of "incalculable" human suffering if the world fails to reach a deal at crucial climate change talks this December.
The United Nations is orchestrating the talks in the Danish capital in hopes of securing an agreement to slash greenhouse gas emissions blamed for global warming. …
The UN secretary general, who began a visit to his homeland Sunday, warned of catastrophes if the world fails to work out a deal.
Ban said unchecked climate change would intensify drought, floods and other natural disasters and bring water shortages and malnutrition — aggravating tensions and social unrest and even sparking violence.

Ki-Moonbat says there is still time to order up the world government totalitarianism that will avert global catastrophe, "but we must do it now" — preferably before midnight tonight. Operators are standing by.

Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, temperatures continue to trend downward, and all but the most stalwart Kool-Aid–guzzlers have become aware that there is no proven link whatsoever between human CO2 emissions and the climate.

In a funk because we're all doomed.

On a tip from mega.