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August 18, 2009
An LA Twink on the NJ Boardwalk
It looks like there's something to this psychic stuff. Fortuneteller June Mitchell of Ocean City, NJ was apparently able to divine that this guy is a homosexual:

The rump ranger above is Jamie Cohen, a visitor from Los Angeles. When a tarot card reading revealed that Mitchell didn't think much of his perverted sexual activities, Cohen stormed out without paying.
Cohen whimpered afterward:
I just wanted to go home to Los Angeles after that. I wanted to crawl up in a ball with my boyfriend and not move.
He took his revenge by demanding that local business owners sign a petition endorsing his repugnant proclivities. But when he presented the petition at City Hall, for some reason no one wanted to touch it.
Hat tip: BelchSpeak.
Posted by Van Helsing at August 18, 2009 10:35 AM
Comments
It sure looks like he's been hitting the estrogen pretty hard. Gee not everyone agrees with his lifestyle,go figure.
Posted by: Farmer Ted at August 18, 2009 10:44 AM
He demanded that local businesses sign a petition? Ya think he's a wee bit self-absorbed?
Posted by: Argus at August 18, 2009 10:55 AM
Cry some more, homo!
Posted by: Anonymous at August 18, 2009 10:56 AM
What, he's upset because it was pointed out that he's a homosexual?
Why, HE IS A HATER! DEATH TO HIM NOW!
/kneejerk Leftard
Posted by: Doug at August 18, 2009 11:02 AM
I thought it was Rachel Maddow
Posted by: JamesJ at August 18, 2009 11:02 AM
If any of you racist f***ers points out that I'm white, I'm gonna pass around a petition to not allow colors in speech.
Furthermore, you can't call me caucasian because, I'm asian.
So, from this point forward, "white" people can only be referred to as "all colors of the spectrum" people and, as such, black people can only be referred to as "devoid of all colors of the spectrum" people.
Posted by: Anonymous at August 18, 2009 11:05 AM
*not asian*
Posted by: Anonymous at August 18, 2009 11:05 AM
* not a person of color *
Posted by: Anonymous at August 18, 2009 11:09 AM
Rump Ranger...classic.
Posted by: Conservoice at August 18, 2009 11:21 AM
I thought it was Rachel Maddow
Posted by: JamesJ at August 18, 2009 11:02 AM
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!
he does look a little...um...nipply...is that a word?
Posted by: nancz at August 18, 2009 11:31 AM
I guessing she had it figured out before she even shuffled the cards.
Posted by: single stack at August 18, 2009 12:25 PM
He DOES look like Rachel Maddow. You've got to love the fortune teller, though. She tells nipple boy he's going to hell, that his family doesn't accept him, and his love life stinks, and some how thinks anything she would have said after that would have made him happy.
Posted by: Anonymous at August 18, 2009 12:58 PM
City Hall should have told him to fill out this form:
http://www.eatliver.com/i.php?n=2026
Then bring it back, so they could laugh at him.
Posted by: Refuter of Liberal Vermin at August 18, 2009 1:10 PM
A new Smokey Robinson tune?
"Tears of a Butt Pirate"?
Posted by: SK at August 18, 2009 1:46 PM
*Cum guzzler*
Posted by: Tex-Mex at August 18, 2009 1:55 PM
His day is not complete without some meat in the seat.
Posted by: Frank Zappa at August 18, 2009 1:59 PM
"Colon commando"
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 18, 2009 2:06 PM
That fortune teller is really talented. (sniggers again)
Young Cohen has the gaydar cross-section of a B-52!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 18, 2009 2:07 PM
He sure doesn't not look gay to me.
Posted by: Nunya at August 18, 2009 2:14 PM
He's gotta purrr-ty mouth ...
Come here ...
Posted by: drillanwr at August 18, 2009 2:18 PM
Wait?
That's a guy? It looks like a woman with no boobs.
Posted by: Scaramouche at August 18, 2009 2:58 PM
stormed out?
More like "flounced out," or "minced out," I bet.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 18, 2009 3:11 PM
aids farmer growing a bumper crop.
Posted by: czuch at August 18, 2009 3:14 PM
Hm, I expected Brandon to be a little less masculine than that.
Posted by: V the K at August 18, 2009 3:55 PM
If you crossed Maddow with Olbermann ...
Posted by: drillanwr at August 18, 2009 3:59 PM
It appears to have a set of breasticles.
Posted by: IOpian at August 18, 2009 4:05 PM
Judge not lest ye be judged.
Posted by: Kevin at August 18, 2009 4:58 PM
The fortune teller probably had him spotted as a shirt lifter before he left LA.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 18, 2009 5:29 PM
Is that a wedding band I see?
Who's on top?
HMMMMMMMMMMMMM......
Posted by: Dave at August 18, 2009 5:35 PM
VH, thanks for the pingback. You guys in the comments have me rolling!
Posted by: BelchSpeak at August 18, 2009 6:26 PM
*Nob bobber*
Posted by: Tex-Mex at August 18, 2009 6:43 PM
RE: Posted by: Anonymous at August 18, 2009 11:05 AM
Anonymous says, "So, from this point forward, "white" people can only be referred to as "all colors of the spectrum" people and, as such, black people can only be referred to as "devoid of all colors of the spectrum" people."
Funny.....I heard that quote almost word-for-word once. Leftist La Raza Moonbat Edward James Olmos said it, except he reversed the colors, ending it with, ".....because Black is Everything, and White is NOTHING!!"
Posted by: TonyD95B at August 18, 2009 6:50 PM
TonyD95B,
I hope you got the sarcasm in what I was saying...
Plus, white technically has ALL the colors of the spectrum and black is DEVOID of all colors of the spectrum. So, theoretically, white is all, black is nothing... if we went by this system of labeling.
But I digress... it was satirical in that every-single-thing these people can find a reason to bitch, they go for it. There is no end to the hate that liberals spew. They're just trying to push their failed ideologies, by means of making rejection a hate crime (regardless of the real reason for rejection).
Posted by: AmericanToTheCore at August 18, 2009 7:09 PM
Typical J e w Behavior.
Posted by: Anonymous at August 18, 2009 7:26 PM
That was you, ATTC?
Yes, I was feelin' the sarcasm there, and responding in support of same.
I tried to find the EJO quote, too - no luck.
As you point out, he's a typical Moonbat, getting it exactly backwards.....
Posted by: TonyD95B at August 18, 2009 7:30 PM
Yeah, I get lazy on occasion and don't fill in the name portion...
Posted by: AmericanToTheCore at August 18, 2009 7:59 PM
"Fudge Packer"
Posted by: Stewart at August 18, 2009 8:30 PM
Yeah, I get lazy on occasion and don't fill in the name portion...We know.... but we still expect better from you sweetie. The best thing is we can BE lazy if we chose to!!
Unfortunately Odumbo and his crew are going to force all of us into a milenia of overtime to support his pathetic friends.
Posted by: Michelle at August 18, 2009 8:31 PM
A REAL "tea bagger".
It certainly looks nothing like the folks attending Tea Parties or Townhalls, huh?
Let me get this straight - it wants humans to feel sorry for it because its feeeeelings are hurt?
Just seeing that picture hurts my feelings. It's hard to believe acceptable human behavior has reached such an extreme low.
If Darwin was correct it would be culled from the herd and left to the wolves to keep the integrity of the species healthy.
And to all you hateful communist dipshit trolls - that's Darwin's theory, not mine. Call Darwin a hateful homophobe. I'm not afraid af homos - I'm just disgusted by the brown-pricked disease-bags.
Posted by: Jimbo at August 18, 2009 10:36 PM
You can't be a "born again christian" and a fortune teller.
Posted by: Mats at August 19, 2009 1:39 AM
And in the meantime, gays in countries like Iraq or Iran are hunted down and murdered in "honor killings." Yep, that poor man has it real tough.
Posted by: conservativeteen at August 19, 2009 4:35 AM
Actually, honor killings in Islam are about young women who are raped or turn their backs on Islam or engage in infidel activities, not homosexuals.
Oridnary Homos are killed by Islamic governments for violating their laws against it. Except perhaps in the case of high government and religious officials - its rumored many of the them enagage in gay sex.
Posted by: Anonymous at August 19, 2009 5:19 AM
His boyfriend and he should come to Massachusetts where they could be married and be REALLY miserable.
Posted by: Anonymous at August 19, 2009 5:28 AM
HAHA it does look like Rachael. What, no trolls here? Isn't Goatse homo-friendly?
Dicksmoker.
Posted by: Karin at August 19, 2009 5:47 AM
The seventies called. I think they want their glasses back.
If it was a real man, it would wear RayBan aviators.
Posted by: Scaramouche at August 19, 2009 5:37 PM
"Girls will be boys
boys will be girls
its a mixed up jumbled up shook up world"
Posted by: Tex-Mex at August 20, 2009 8:59 AM

