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August 18, 2009

An LA Twink on the NJ Boardwalk

Posted by Dave Blount at August 18, 2009 10:35 AM

It looks like there's something to this psychic stuff. Fortuneteller June Mitchell of Ocean City, NJ was apparently able to divine that this guy is a homosexual:

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The rump ranger above is Jamie Cohen, a visitor from Los Angeles. When a tarot card reading revealed that Mitchell didn't think much of his perverted sexual activities, Cohen stormed out without paying.

Cohen whimpered afterward:

I just wanted to go home to Los Angeles after that. I wanted to crawl up in a ball with my boyfriend and not move.

He took his revenge by demanding that local business owners sign a petition endorsing his repugnant proclivities. But when he presented the petition at City Hall, for some reason no one wanted to touch it.

Hat tip: BelchSpeak.