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July 9, 2009
Woman Marries Dog
Wondering what's next after homosexual marriage? The answer:
A Ghanaian woman has married her dog because it has qualities she had seen only in her late father.
Emily Mabou, 29, of Aburi, married the 18-month-old dog in a ceremony attended by a traditional priest and local, curious villagers, reports the Daily Dose. …
In the ceremony, the priest warned villagers not to mock the wedding, but to "rejoice with her as she has found happiness at last".
Asked how she intends to raise children with her new husband, Ms Mabou said simply: "We will adopt."
That's how gays do it.
It would probably screw kids up less having a dog for a daddy. At least Fido won't tiptoe into their bedroom at night.
Hat tip: The Blogprof.
Posted by Van Helsing at July 9, 2009 7:19 AM
Comments
You talk about crazy people she must be way out there there are some cracked urns who would marry a tree becuase their plain off their rocker
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at July 9, 2009 7:28 AM
That's good enough for me... TO POOP ON!
Posted by: Henry at July 9, 2009 7:29 AM
WAITAMINNIT::
That dog is 18 mos old, Thats too young to marry. Isnt there something wrong wth that?
Adopt what? Puppies!!?? Go bi-speciel, adopt a cat? This chick is in touch baby, in touch.3
I can only imagine she's a pig and cant get a human type man, so I guess its ok. Still she should wait a year or so.
I wont even go into wedding cake.
Posted by: czuch at July 9, 2009 7:46 AM
What, her late father pissed and shit on the rug and licked his balls?
Admirable qualities indeed...
Posted by: Fuzzlenutter at July 9, 2009 8:12 AM
There is a certain freak we follow on the DU, "Underground Panther" or as we like to call her, "The Subway Cat." She's into that "furry" scene were everyone dresses as a stuffed animal and gets off on it. She's also going through a tranny process. Her boyfriend is gay. Now, UGP would gladly marry his/her cat.
...Anonymous comes on and asks if we don't have anything serious to discuss in 3..2...1...
Posted by: Karin at July 9, 2009 8:15 AM
As I've always said... Marriage is Marriage, and anything else is REDIFINING MARRAIGE. Once you can redefine it once, you can redefine it a million times.
Next up: Man marries Car.
Posted by: Pete at July 9, 2009 9:06 AM
I hope they don't take pictures of their wedding night. :)
Pete, haven't you ever heard "I'm in Love with My Car" by Queen? :)
Posted by: Farmer Ted at July 9, 2009 9:15 AM
Farmer Ted:
Agreed on the pictures. Even worse would be a "sex tape".
I adore my dog, but I can honestly say that marriage has never entered my mind. However, consider the upside:
* My dog would never yell at me for leaving the toilet seat up.
* After I've just walked in exhausted from a 10-hour workday, my dog would not demand that we immediately engage in a 2-hour conversation about her 'feelings'.
* My dog has never used up all the hot water showering in the morning.
* My dog has never asked me if I think she's getting fat.
* My dog seems genuinely excited when I come home with the smell of another dog on me.
and the best reason...
* No matter what I've done to upset my dog, all is forgiven if I simply rub her tummy.
Posted by: GeronimoRumplestiltskin at July 9, 2009 9:49 AM
