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July 15, 2009
Suave
Posted by Dave Blount at July 15, 2009 9:02 AM
Too bad for the media Gerald Ford isn't still around. Some will remember how much fun they used to have making it headline news when he did something like this:
IMAO floats a few theories as to how The Anointed One could succumb to clumsiness:
• He was distracted by a sudden, terrifying vision of his teleprompter meeting an ignominious and untimely end.
• He couldn't afford special orthopedic "tripless" shoes because SOMEBODY just pissed away the entire checking account on a $6000 purse.
• He spends all his time walking on water & hasn't got his land-legs yet.
• According to Pelosi, the CIA lied to him about the step's existence.
• According to Biden, Obama simply "misread" how high the step was.
• Racism!
• He was just taking Rahm Emanuel's advice: "any time you do ANYTHING as President, imagine how Ronald Reagan would do it, then do the exact opposite".
Oof!
On a tip from cowlove.
