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July 17, 2009
Satan Gets a Curfew
British streets are a little less scary, now that Diablo Delenfer has been banned from prowling them at night.
An oddball who swindled £3,500 in benefits to make himself look like the Devil was yesterday banned from prowling the streets at night.
Dad-of-two Gavin Paslow was slapped with the curfew when he appeared before magistrates under his new name Diablo Delenfer.
Afterwards he told how he had spent the cash on surgery giving him fangs, a forked tongue and even horns.
He wears green reptilian contact lenses and usually has a pointed beard. But he said: "I shaved that off before the case to look respectable."
Diablo now hopes to complete his transformation into Beelzebub by having boney spinal implants from his head to his back — and dreams of one day having a real tail.
When medical care is paid for by someone else, you might as well have a little fun.
On a tip from KT.
Posted by Van Helsing at July 17, 2009 7:56 AM
Comments
What a loser, I would comment on his in-ability to ever achieve a high paying position for a respectable company; but than i remembered in Britain the smart ones just live off the government.
Posted by: Anonymous at July 17, 2009 8:25 AM
Sorry, dude, your mods don't make you look diabolical, just gay.
Posted by: Alan at July 17, 2009 8:31 AM
Meanwhile, a real taxpayer had to wait months for cancer treatment.
Posted by: Tom at July 17, 2009 8:52 AM
Unfortunately, one the Islamists finish taking over Britain, i'm pretty sure they're not going to be too friendly to a guy who looks like Beelzebub.
Posted by: Ron at July 17, 2009 10:02 AM
Maybe with the help of a Muslim mob, he might get to meet his hero and mentor soon.
My bad.
Posted by: on-the-rocks at July 17, 2009 12:16 PM
Bet PresBO is sorry he picked Biden after hearing about Paslow! Then neither would be a citizen.
Posted by: TED at July 17, 2009 12:41 PM
What does this guy do for a living? It is obvious that whatever it is, it does not involve a lot of contact with the general public. Interviewing for any job would be a problem.
Posted by: James McEnanly at July 18, 2009 7:46 AM
how are people this incredibly stupid still alive?
we need to have people like this eradicated from the gene pool. while wer're at it we should do that to liberals and solve the problem once and for all
Posted by: bong water at July 18, 2009 8:29 AM
