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Ant-like head! I'm still laughing! So, so perfect! You are a master of descriptive prose, Mr. Van Helsing!

"Quick! Get the RAID!"

This clip can also be played after most any anonymous troll comment.

have you ever gotten off of an amusement park ride
that went round and round and round in circles....

then you puked?

thats what watching the speech was like.
I feel sick

Obama takes 6 months to find a puppy for his daughters but wants to pass healthcare in 2 weeks…

Did you see how orange his skin was?

He needs a new make-up person.

Transcript of the press conference.

...."Yes, Mr. President, my question today is: you've spewed a ton of bullshit about how great Obamacare will be. But what are the costs?"

"Well, Bob, it's good to be me, and when I walk in here, I could be shot (raucous laughter), but, no seriously, the American people want change, and Bill Kristol is a douche or something, and I've saved or created jobs, except I've learned not to put a specific number on that. So let's just leave it that I've created and saved jobs. Yes, Ken?"

"Thanks Mr. President. My question is, a lot of seniors are scared out of their ever-living minds that they will be left on the street corner in a rainstorm, having been evicted from their hospital beds because Obamacare will cut their benefits. They see the scam Michelle ran at the University of Chicago, and wonder if they'll be left on the streets with or without the IVs hanging out of their arms. Comment?"

"Thanks, Ken, excellent question. The Boston Police are racist pigs. Being me is so great. (warm laughter). Old people should be especially happy with Obamacare, because the deductible paradigm that underlies the expectations of service will result in fewer but better tests which are supported by the AMA as well as economies. Further, all too often, Republicans are douches who should be hunted down and shot. Not to mention Sean Hannity and Bill Kristol, who are even worse than the Boston Police. So I would say, we'll try to work with the committees, and I've started a new committee for Medicare that will hold meetings to evaluate the processes as part of a comprehensive review that I am very confident in which will improve the efficiency of the effective process of examining the policies for comprehensive adherence to the improvement of health reform as a solution to the crisis that could have become a catastrophe but didn't because of my administration's policies. Sarah?"

"Yes, Mr. President. Jake Tapper asked you what sacrifices people will have to make under your health care plan. Following up on that question, are you as great as people think you are, or are you ten times greater?"

"I am even greater." (warm laughter). "Thank you all."

Stalin was a bigger mass murderer then was HITLER and FDR called him UNCLE JOE

The gentleman in this clip invented the term "strategery" when he wrote skits for Will Farrell to perform on SNL. I love that word, as did W and his staff. Word has it that they laughingly threw it around in cabinet meetings and meetings with the Joint Chiefs.

FACT CHECK: Obama's health care claims adrift?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090723/ap_on_go_pr_wh/us_obama_fact_check

Yes commrade , and your ...Hank Villimz ? Yes ?he write song . "No , No , Joe " .

Is worth finding .

During a teleconference today, a blogger from Maine said he kept running into an Investors Business Daily article that claimed Section 102 of the House health legislation would outlaw private insurance.

He asked of Obama: “Is this true? Will people be able to keep their insurance and will insurers be able to write new policies even though H.R. 3200 is passed?”

President Obama replied: “You know, I have to say that I am not familiar with the provision you are talking about.”

The next remark from TehOne is I'll have to refer you to the Obama administration for that.

I ask you, who in the hell refers to his own administration in the third person but an under-qualified, thin-skinned egocentric politician?

I'm looking forward to the August recess for our elected officials to be an interesting one. If they don't hide under their desks and take the phones off the hook.

He actually said we should take the blue pill instead of the red pill. That is surreal.

AMEN, this couldn't be anymore ON TARGET! It applies every time he opens his mouth. No wonder the "Obama Voters" are the caliber they are...

Hope, its often said that people who refer to themselves in the 3rd person are borderline schizophrenics.

Mega, EXCELLENT WORK! LOLLLLLL

Van, Ant-like head.....I've never heard that before. Outstanding.

Isn't the "blue pill" Viagra and the "red pill" Valium? I'll take the "red pill", thank you very much.

It is like having the Joker in the White House.

Mega:
Brilliant.
One little thing, where are the "Ummm"s?
It would make his speech too long for including here?

All counter moonbats should memorize this statement and repeat as necessary when needed.