« Santa Cruz City Council | Main | Another Guy Who Gets It »
July 27, 2009
Polar Bear Swindlers
Have a bucket handy; this is apparently on the level:
Meanwhile, back in the real world, it hasn't gotten any warmer in the last 11 years, and the population of man-eating polar bears is exploding. But moonbats, don't let that stop you from whipping out your Visa card and buying a jumbo load of sanctimony from these chiselers.
On a tip from Shayne.
Posted by Van Helsing at July 27, 2009 8:39 PM
Comments
All the lies and junk mail from LEONARDO DeCAPREO and ROBERT KENNEDY Jr that the polarbears are dissapearing LIES,LIES.LIES and that fat lying reptile AL GORE saying they cant swim
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at July 27, 2009 9:10 PM
I need to make me a video and edit it to look like lost bears and collected the money from guilty liberals and their scared kids.
Posted by: Bob at July 27, 2009 9:16 PM
spot on with the handy bucket comment. i upchucked and released at :35 after not being able to bear the background violins and the scripted cry-me-a-river bullshit much longer.
Posted by: pete at July 27, 2009 9:44 PM
For some reason I sense a warm summer day in the Arctic and a mother polar bear taking a splash with her cub to entice it to become a strong swimmer as Polar bears are.
Posted by: IOpian at July 27, 2009 9:44 PM
This gets kind of funny. Actually, the species catching hell in the artic is the goose. The frozen ground and ice in northern Canada really hurt them this year. Here's a couple links and clips: http://www.ducks.org/news/1878/DelayedGooseProducti.html
"According to Environment Canada, the spring of 2009 is record-late in the eastern Arctic with virtually 100 per cent snow cover from James Bay north as of June 11.
Researchers confirm that the lateness of the spring of 2009 dooms local birds to a virtually complete reproductive failure"
http://www.winnipegfreepress.com/opinion/westview/big-chill-in-churchill-47992231.html
There a lot more. But it doesn't sound like it is warming up too fast up there--it really is a different colored sky in moonbat reality.
Another interesting side to this is the moonbats decided awhile back that seals were cute--I guess they are. They also eat a lot of fish. When suddenly there are 10's of thousands more seals because seal products are banned and Canada has to limit its seal production, they make a lot of pollution and they go after the already depleted fish stocks in the artic and down towards Greenland and Iceland. Polar bears love seals. I think they'd really rather eat a seal than a Moonbat. Anyway, when polar bears get easy meals either from a lot of seals hanging around or on garbage left by touring moonbats there to pity the poor polar bears, they have more polar bears. Now there are lots of polar bears. I think some will probably move down to Winnepeg for the winter this year--kind of follow the garbage south so to speak.
Posted by: SnowSnake at July 27, 2009 10:15 PM
what has gone unspoken it the fact that the greatest threat to cuddly carnivores, that would make a meal of you given the chance, are the natives that dwell above the arctic circle. It seems as though they can make quite a bit of money off them in the sale of parts removed!
1.Bear claw necklace-$400.00
2.Gallbladder-$8,000.00 ancient chinese cure for
who knows what.
3.Polar bear hide-$25,000.00
4.Polar bear skull bleached-$5,000.00
I think you can see that the dear bears are worth more dead than alive to the natives.
As far as the putz gore saying they can't swim, they can't sink their hair is hollow and air filled the dam things bob like a cork!
Posted by: Bill at July 27, 2009 10:39 PM
I liked Carter. I liked him on ER. And even watched his cheesy films. Notice my past tense here. I dunno. Maybe he needed the bucks. Which is worse? Realing believing in global warming and making a cheesy promo? OR . . . . Really NOT believing in global warming and making a cheesy promo? The former makes you pretty lame. The latter makes you devious. Maybe someone can read his facial expressions to so discern the truth . . . .
Posted by: C.Martel at July 28, 2009 2:53 AM
The music makes me cry. Those damn bears can swim 60 miles at a time.
Posted by: Kek at July 28, 2009 5:40 AM
Bill is right, they float! The main diet of polar bears is seal pups, which as if any moonbat would care to notice, breathe AIR. Polar bears can't survive if there is TOO MUCH ice, the seal pups aren't there to eat. The mother seal will only give birth ON TOP of the ice, and they can't get on top of it if there are no holes in it. Another minor point they might just make a note of, bears HIBERNATE, and if there is no ice, they don't care, there is just as much food on land.
Posted by: Eric at July 28, 2009 5:50 AM
If they are selling polar bear meat I am in. If they are selling their left-wing, liberal environwhacko agenda then I am out.
Posted by: LoneWolfArcher at July 28, 2009 6:36 AM
This brings to mind a long-ago film: "The Jerk," where a guy was trying to scam money out of Steve Martin by showing him a "kitten juggling" film.
Posted by: bee at July 28, 2009 6:38 AM
I only lasted to the 12 second mark. PUKE!!!
Posted by: FREE at July 28, 2009 6:39 AM
Wadda tool!
Moderatly talented at best and not a real dr.
Ya know what ya call a idiot lib going touchy feely in the arctic in a sleeping bag?
A moonbat burrito
Revoke this fools man-card. crybaby pussie.
Posted by: czuch at July 28, 2009 7:29 AM
Here is some liberal pussietard wanting us to fork over $500 for a phonie campaign kind of like all this crap claiming that the RAINFORESTS were dissapearing at a alarming rate or that the rainforests were the lungs of the earth(only if you belive this gaia crap of moonbat idiots like JAMES LOVELOCK)Lets feed this dweeb to the polarbears,killer whales and man eating skuas
Posted by: Flu-Bird at July 28, 2009 8:33 AM
LOL! I had to shut it down at 9 seconds.
Another moonbat to add to the list of formerly entertaining stars that I refuse to watch now. Thank God for Sinese and Voight!
Posted by: Jules at July 28, 2009 12:19 PM
I filed a complaint with the Federal Trade Commission for false advertising against the WWF. I encourage all of you who are subjected to this completely false nonsense to do the same.
I suggested that this might constitue fraud for taking money under false pretenses.
At least some bureaucrat has to look at it and get an answer.
Posted by: chuck in st paul at July 28, 2009 12:49 PM
Paging Dr.Carter, paging Dr. Carter! Please report to the MRI lab immediately! We need to see exactly how deep your crainuim is buried in your aliementary canal!
What a doofus. What a load of crap. These Hollyweird types, with few exceptions, are such freakin' Kool-aid drinkers, it's pathetic.
Climate change--well what kind of car do you drive, Noah? How many sqaure feet is your home, Noah? How many kilowatt hours of electricity do you use on a monthly basis, Noah? How many tubes of chapstick did you go through after kissing Al Gore's ass, Noah?
Now, shut up!
Posted by: Graycat at July 28, 2009 3:31 PM
I think everyone who sees this ad should call the toll free number listed. It costs them money for every call, let's cost them more than they make off of the ad.
Posted by: dontheflyer at July 28, 2009 5:18 PM
Polar Bear.....aka "Ursus Maritimus" or "Bear of the Sea".
Nah....they can't swim.....at least not much more than 100 miles at a time. Another "Inconvenient Truth" for The Goracle.
Polar bears might come in handy. Think we can train them to eat Moonbat?
Posted by: TonyD95B at July 28, 2009 5:27 PM

