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July 9, 2009
Obamanomics Employment Opportunities
I was skeptical when our leftist rulers promised to create jobs by imposing suffocating regulations on businesses and flushing $trillions of dollars down welfare programs, crony capitalism bailouts, industry nationalization, and ludicrous pork projects. But it turns out that Obamanomics has produced some job opportunities after all.
Following a link from the Recovery Act Opportunities page at Recovery.com, we find that the Porkulus Package has produced a staggering 63 job openings.
Why, that's probably a whole government job for every 100,000 jobs that will be destroyed as the taxes Obama's spree will necessitate force businesses to shrivel up and die. Thanks, Big Government!
Rule by moonbats has produced even more job opportunities for those with politically favored skin tones. In New York:
During the first five months of this year, with the Senate under the control of its first African-American majority leader, Smith, top Democrats bemoaned the lack of minority Senate staffers.
But instead of trying to recruit new hires, they fired nearly 200 almost exclusively white workers and replaced them with a large number of minority employees, many of whom were seen by their fellow workers to be unskilled at their new jobs.
The move produced severe racial tensions, made worse by the fact that, as a high-level Democratic staffer confided, "We've been told to only hire minorities.''
Maybe our rulers are testing us, to see just what it would take to make us rebel.
On a tip from Stephana. Hat tip: The Blogprof.
Posted by Van Helsing at July 9, 2009 11:37 AM
Comments
The "annointed one" doesn't really want people with jobs, he just wants compliant voters. That's why his next big issue will be the "illegal immigration crisis"..... like everything else, he says it's broken and he's the only one who can fix it..... by amnesty and concurrent democratic party voter registration. Let's NOT let this happen without a fight!
Posted by: Contrarian_Libertarian at July 9, 2009 12:39 PM
It's a start. That's less than 1/100th of the 600,000 he's going to create in his second 100 days. Awesome to watch this guy work. Just awesome. Entire business school and MBA curriculum will be re-written based on the genius of Ogasm and the Dems.
Posted by: timajin at July 9, 2009 3:38 PM
And just wait until all those 'green' jobs open up.
Posted by: nitrain at July 10, 2009 6:59 AM
To: 19%ers (White, rural, right-wing fringe idiots from "real" America)
From: 58%ers (Smart, educated, urban and urbane REAL Americans who are effectively working to create a more civilized, European-style world.)
Ha Ha Ha! You hear us? He He He Hee Hee Hooooo....
We love it! We love that you guys have your underwear in a bunch, that you are brimming with anger, that you can barely see because of your apoplexy. We will enjoy it for the next eight years. Oh the world is changing, and it is sweet. Universal health care is on the way, and nothing you can do will stop it. You will spend the next 50 years trying to dismantle it to no avail, just like you've been trying to dismantle Social Security since the 1930s. The energy bill will change the planet and the US for the better, and there's nothing you can do about it. You hear us? NOTHING!!!!
HA HA HA HA HA!!!
We love it that you love Sarah Palin. Please please please nominate her for President in 2012. Nothing will ensure another four years of progress than that. Oh sure, at some point, another Republican will get elected (2020?). No majority lasts forever (Mr. Rove). But that person will not be able to undo the progress that the Obama administration will have set in stone. Social Security and Civil Rights are now a fait accompli, and though idiots still try to attack them at the fringes, they aren't going anywhere. The same will happen with all the Obama programs.
And by the way, your numbers will keep dwindling. You are 19% of the population right now, but demographics are not on your side. Soon, white people will be a minority. Our increasingly numerous Black and Hispanic brethren and our growing urban centers will ensure your voices will continue to be marginalized until some day in the not-so-distant future they will be extinguished, just as backward, reactionary, pseudo-christian redneck zealotry always is.
Enjoy it while you can, suckers!!!! BWAAAAA-HAAAAAA-HAAAAAAA!
Posted by: anonymous at July 12, 2009 6:52 AM
