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July 17, 2009
No Fishing at Sea Kitten State Beach
No matter how bad things get under Comrade Obama, at least we have PETA for comic relief. The latest word in their campaign to have fish renamed "sea kittens" so that we'll feel too guilty to eat them:
PETA sent a letter to California State Parks Director Ruth Coleman on Wednesday offering to pay to keep Pescadero State Beach open, but only if it is renamed Sea Kitten State Beach.
Pescadero State Beach is among the 219 state parks slated for closure under Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger's plan to close a $26.3 billion deficit.
The term "sea kitten" is an effort to evoke the same sympathy for fish that people feel for cats and dogs, according to PETA Manager of Campaigns Lindsay Rajt.
"Pescadero means 'the place to fish,' so we thought by renaming it 'Sea Kitten State Beach' we could make it the place for fish instead of fishing," she said. …
Asked if not renaming the beach to include the term "sea kitten" is a deal breaker, Rajt said: "It would be." Although if the state agreed to prohibit fishing at the beach in return for funds, PETA "would perhaps consider it," she said.
Maybe liberals would stop killing their own children if we call them "womb kittens."
On a tip from V the K.
Posted by Van Helsing at July 17, 2009 7:20 AM
Comments
PETA always sending their stupid letters to some person of high grade so their stupid animal right philosphies will be forced on others becuase PETA is for the ternamly stupid
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at July 17, 2009 8:04 AM
Moonbat Logic:
When we all finally realize how much indoor plumbing hurts Mother Gaia's feelings and eliminate it once and for all, perhaps human feces can be renamed toilet kittens. That way people will think of poop as cute and cuddly and won't object to having piles of it sitting in their yard or house.
Posted by: butlerj at July 17, 2009 12:16 PM
Who wants some tasty sea kittens?
Posted by: Tex-Mex at July 17, 2009 12:24 PM
Finally, an un-retouched photograph of Nancy Pelosi!
Posted by: M ack at July 17, 2009 12:48 PM
"Maybe liberals would stop killing their own children if we call them "womb kittens."
LMAO!!
That is one of the best lines I've ever read here on Moonbattery!! Genius!!
Posted by: John H at July 17, 2009 12:59 PM
"womb kittens."
I'm with John H. LMAO
Posted by: D. King at July 17, 2009 1:25 PM
Big DITTO on the "womb kittens" analogy.
ROFLMAO
Posted by: Oiao at July 17, 2009 2:12 PM
Any suggestions on what kind of sea kitten I can cook for dinner tonight?
Posted by: Dave at July 17, 2009 4:16 PM
SEA KITTEN SEA SEA KITTEN IN THE BROOK,DADDY CUAGHT HIM ON A HOOK,MAMMY FRIED HIM IN A PAN AND BABY ATE HIM LIKE A MAN, HYUK,HYUK,HYUK, SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK
Posted by: Flu-Bird at July 17, 2009 9:20 PM
There goes Fisherman's Wharf
Posted by: James McEnanly at July 18, 2009 7:48 AM
Anytime PETA mentions an animal, all those animals should be killed immediately. After a few PETA caused extinctions, they would learn to shut their mouths and go away. Problem solved, PETA gone, End of story. I know it would be a terrible sacrifice to make, but after listening to the shit PETA spews for long it might just be worth it. Think about it.
Posted by: grayjohn at July 18, 2009 7:56 AM
Just as rediculous as the stupid idea from PETA for teams named for predatorial animals to change their names TOO BAD PETA IS SO STUPID
Posted by: 300 LBS PARAKEET at July 18, 2009 8:09 AM
Credit for the "womb kitten" concept goes to V the K.
Posted by: Van Helsing at July 18, 2009 11:05 AM
Maybe liberals would stop killing their own children if we call them "womb kittens."
How about "Beautiful Womb Fairies?"
Posted by: D. King at July 18, 2009 11:00 PM
Great, now my cat will have to live with the horror of knowing he has been enjoying sea kitten food all this time.
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