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July 14, 2009
NHS Encourages Teens to Have Sex Twice a Week
In a single boner, Britain's National Health Service demonstrates why government should have as little as possible to do with both education and healthcare, as well as why the once great nation is circling the drain:
NHS chiefs have been slammed after telling school children: "An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away."
A controversial leaflet — titled Pleasure — has been handed out to parents, teachers and youth workers in a bid to modernise sex education.
It highlights the health benefits of frequent action between the sheets and suggests teens have a "right" to a sex life.
The leaflet says: "Health promotion experts advocate five portions of fruit and veg a day and 30 minutes' physical activity three times a week.
"What about sex or masturbation twice a week?"
The pamphlet was drawn up by NHS Sheffield. Steve Slack, director of its HIV and sexual health clinic, said properly informed teens had as much right to physical relationships as adults.
If Shakespeare were around today, the famous line would read, "First, let's kill all the degenerate bureauweenies. Then the lawyers."
On tips from Lyle and J.
Posted by Van Helsing at July 14, 2009 7:07 AM
Comments
So much for getting government out of one's bedroom... or bathroom ... or woodshed...
Posted by: V the K at July 14, 2009 7:11 AM
Kewl, all the Obama girls and boys jerkin off and fuckin all day long, who cares about the weather and healthcare or a job.
Pass the Playboy, EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Shooter1001 at July 14, 2009 7:41 AM
SOUNDS AS REDICULOUS AS THAT JERK UN HINDU DR THAT SUGGESTS WE ALL GO VEGAN TO HALT THIS GLOBAL WARMING POPPYCOCK
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at July 14, 2009 7:54 AM
It seems the perverts and child molesters went from the Boy Scouts and churches to the school system.
Posted by: oldguy at July 14, 2009 8:16 AM
Anybody want to guess Steve Slack's orientation? Hide the gerbils.
Posted by: mntwin34 at July 14, 2009 8:16 AM
I seem to remember a really horrible sci-fi movie years ago... Saturn 5, I think... but in the future, it's apparently a crime for a hot chick to refuse to have sex with anyone who wants her.
Funny, I thought that was kinda "out there" at the time. Looks like that's where we're headed, eh?
Posted by: hiram at July 14, 2009 8:24 AM
I remember that movie... it had Farrah Fawcett in it.
Or, I should say, I remember that movie *only because* it had Farrah Fawcett in it, which brings us back to the subject of this thread.
Posted by: V the K at July 14, 2009 8:31 AM
great - just what all hormonally enraged 16 year old boys need to be telling our daughters. hosha na Moshiach.
Posted by: nancz at July 14, 2009 8:35 AM
The movie was SATURN 3 from 1980 - SATURN 5 (V) was the rocket that went to the moon.
Yep, it was awful! Too bad it didnt end up like SATURN 1 and SATURN 2 - never made.
Posted by: Anonymous at July 14, 2009 9:07 AM
And dont ask about Saturn 4 either.
Posted by: Anonymous at July 14, 2009 9:22 AM
Hey, Israel was just accused by Hamas of spiking chewing gum with Aphricandesiac and passing it out to the little Hamasinos. This way they'll do the nasty a lot more and make more Pali babies. I tell you, those Jews are so clever!
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5iflSn6wJWSpD_E55DV8LHxvldfiA
Its the Brit NHS and the Mossad teaming up to bring us WankerWorld for Peace! Connect the dots.
Posted by: Shooter1001 at July 14, 2009 9:23 AM
this is OK only if you have gay sex twice a week
Posted by: Gay boy in bondage at July 14, 2009 9:26 AM
Meh, been doin that since my teens, hasn't hurt me yet. Would make 'study hall' a very popular class if they just gave everyone a private stall. With public funded abortions there will be a huge market for teen abortions without parental concent, they have to get there somehow.
Posted by: Eric at July 14, 2009 9:29 AM
Hey, July 11 story here on moonbattery is about sterilants in drinking water. What gives with the opposing stories?
Posted by: Eric at July 14, 2009 9:31 AM
SOUNDS AS REDICULOUS AS THAT JERK UN HINDU DR THAT SUGGESTS WE ALL GO VEGAN TO HALT THIS GLOBAL WARMING POPPYCOCK
Especially considering the increased amounts of flatulence that vegans expel.
Posted by: J at July 14, 2009 9:37 AM
this is OK only if you have gay sex twice a week
Posted by: Gay boy in bondage at July 14, 2009 9:26 AM
Good morning, Brandon.
Posted by: V the K at July 14, 2009 9:41 AM
UK health booklet's message: Teen sex can be fun
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D99ED2R80&show_article=1
Posted by: J at July 14, 2009 1:03 PM
Sir Aldous Huxley was truly prescient. [ "Brave New World", "The Island" ]
Posted by: chuck in st paul at July 14, 2009 1:40 PM
