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July 22, 2009

Moonbat Menstrual Pads

Disposable menstrual pads are yet another symptom of capitalist indulgence that ecokooks would like to put behind us. Ladies who truly care about the polar bears should be using and reusing these instead:

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From the product description:

Cloth pads … are good for your Vagina, good for your wallet, and good for the environment! So go ahead, Gush!

Do it for Al Gore. If the rest of the laundry comes out pink, the world will know how you sacrificed to save Gaia from global warming.

On a tip from code3.

Posted by Van Helsing at July 22, 2009 9:56 AM

Comments

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Posted by: Tony at July 22, 2009 10:00 AM

That's just nasty!!

Posted by: Michelle at July 22, 2009 10:12 AM

Hand-me-down pads and sharing similar to that of drug addicts who pass around needles. Spreading disease is the libtard way. Stupidity is contagious.

Posted by: AmericanToTheCore at July 22, 2009 10:31 AM

The advertising copy is revolting. What is wrong with those people? I'm surprised the ecotards haven't keeled over from unsanitary living.

Posted by: Karin at July 22, 2009 10:38 AM

wouldn't the dry cleaners have a field day with these?!?

the powers that be want to take us straight back to the thirties and forties! my mother had 10 girls in her family - she's told me of the horror stories of having to wash their - for lack of a better word - PADS!

(i apologize to all the men in the room)

Posted by: nancz at July 22, 2009 10:42 AM

I thought all hippie chicks just bled into their already filthy rags underneath their billowing stench tents.

So what smell is stronger on a hippie chick, underarm sweat odor or menstrual flow (combined with crotch sweat)?

Posted by: Anonymous at July 22, 2009 10:53 AM

Now I just threw up a LOT all over the floor.

Posted by: Tony at July 22, 2009 10:54 AM

utopia is starting to look very disgusting

Posted by: weewilly at July 22, 2009 10:57 AM

And then you can just dry it out and hang it on the wall. Don't believe me? Google 'menstrual art' - it's not pretty!

Posted by: bah_humbug at July 22, 2009 10:59 AM

Why aren't all of the moonbat women sterilized? Do they want to overburden Gaia by creating a little 'choice'?

Why do they hate Gaia so much?

Posted by: SK at July 22, 2009 11:00 AM

Why not just jam an empty bottle in there, then when full, put the cap on and put it in the recycling bin or sprinkle on the plants in the yard. Or just mix in a little CLAMATO juice and drink it.

Its all for Mother Earth!

Posted by: Ghost of Malthus at July 22, 2009 11:07 AM

Just go with the flow!

Posted by: Anonymous at July 22, 2009 11:09 AM

You mean people actually DRINK this nasty devils brew? Whats next Orange and Squid Juice?

Clamato (a portmanteau of "clam" and "tomato") is a trademark of the Mott's company which denotes a drink made primarily of reconstituted tomato juice concentrate and reconstituted dried clam broth, with a dash of high fructose corn syrup, USDA Red 40 to maintain a 'natural' tomato colour, and MSG.[1] It is also referred to colloquially as "clamato juice."

Posted by: EWWWWWWWWWWWWW at July 22, 2009 11:22 AM

Come on, guys look at the positive side:

1) they make a lovely gift for that young girl who is just "starting" because it's such a wonderful entry into the women's world of "choice"

2) family heirlooms ... think about it, "These were my grandma's" ... how fukkin' cool is that?

3) looks to me like they can serve a multi-purpose ... hot mitts for taking the casserole out of the oven ... a trivet for placing said hot casserole on the family dinner table

4) looks as if they can be snapped together ... so could be a great family throw quilt for the home when Cap and Trade kicks in and our homes are only slightly over 2 degrees above the February air outside

On the other hand, do these brilliant folks (who obviously have no real goals or skills in life to offer but this bullshit) take into consideration:

1) the cost to continually launder these things (soap, water, energy to heat water to level where best chance of killing germs is achieved ... energy to run washer/dryer unless they expect women to return to being laundry drudges and do it by hand ...)

2) an increase in female 'personal' infections due to the unsanitary nature of this?

3) they really need straightjackets made out of these and thrown into a small cell "padded" completely by used ones?

Posted by: drillanwr at July 22, 2009 11:30 AM

the powers that be want to take us straight back to the thirties and forties!

Actually Nancz they want us to go back to THE STONE AGE.

Posted by: Michelle at July 22, 2009 11:33 AM

By 30's and 40's they mean 30 AD - 49 AD

Posted by: Anonymous at July 22, 2009 11:36 AM


Hey, If Ayla from "Clan of the Cave Bear"could do it,so can our strong women.

Sheryl Crow this is for you!

Posted by: NY Nick at July 22, 2009 11:58 AM

This is where the term "on the rag" comes from.

I had a girlfriend in college who had a book called "Hygieia: A Woman's Herbal". The author recommended simply squatting in your organic veggie garden during that time of the month, and of course, after synching yourself with the lunar cycle, under a full moon.

Bringing true meaning to the term "moonbat".

Posted by: Henry at July 22, 2009 12:05 PM

Jeez, I was trying to eat my lunch!

Posted by: LittleMissPerfect at July 22, 2009 12:30 PM

Al Gore needs one of those right over his big mouth so he wont be producing HOT AIR,HYPOCRACY and STUPID IDEAS

Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at July 22, 2009 12:46 PM

Ghost of Wellstone has one up its butt. Ha ha ha ha!!!

Posted by: Amused As Hell at July 22, 2009 12:53 PM

To Henry,
I suppose that after reading that book, you took her out to eat more often, rather than risking dinner at her place. These people seem to go out of their way to make life less pleasant.

Posted by: James McEnanly at July 22, 2009 1:04 PM

Liberals are filthy disease breeders. What's new?

Posted by: J at July 22, 2009 1:11 PM

You guys and gals on here really should thank a moonbat. If it wasn't for them, what would we have to laugh at or about? I mean really, you just have to marvel at the people who sit around thinking this stuff up.

Posted by: Son of Taz at July 22, 2009 1:24 PM

James,

Nah, I liked eating at her place. Her parents were ultra-conservative and they loved to grill dead animals, and they didn't have a veggie garden. She, of course, was appalled by most everything they did. OTOH, they always said that I was the best boyfriend she ever had. LOL

Posted by: Henry at July 22, 2009 1:33 PM

These are about as bad as cloth diapers. I got lectured on these when my daughter was born and I could not think of anything worse. Not only do you have to wash them constantly but disposables are self contained so you do not have to scrape anything into the toilet or soak stinkies in bleach water.

Posted by: Spartan24 at July 22, 2009 1:36 PM

OK, OK. Too much information.

Way too much information.

Posted by: Jay Guevara` at July 22, 2009 1:47 PM

I suppose when you leave the house you must go equipped with a biohazard bag to put the used one's in. Ick, ick, ick!

Posted by: Judith M. at July 22, 2009 2:56 PM

>Van Helsing at July 22, 2009 9:56 AM>

Van, I don't know HOW, I don't know WHERE and I don't know WHEN, But I am going to GET YOU for starting this thread! Excuse me... (URRRPPP!! @%&$*!)

Posted by: KHarn at July 22, 2009 4:36 PM

These people should be in a MENTAL WARD, NOT the Whitehouse!!! A VERY sanitary one! There's a lesson here boy's, be careful what you pick up, you don't know where they've been or what party they're in.

Posted by: TED at July 22, 2009 5:31 PM

(I apologize to all the women in the room)

Posted by: TED at July 22, 2009 5:32 PM

Showed this to my mom, boy did we have a good laugh. Why is it that every "new" environment discovery is just another way to send women back to days when barefoot and pregnant was the only lifestyle opened for women. My mom work for years and stayed single in order to save enough money to get away from such drudgery and to immigrate to the US (legally). She married Dad and worked most of her life so she could enjoy every modern appliance that came down the pike beginning with electricty and running water to name a few. These lifestyle improvements moonbats are shoving down our throats (washable diapers and pads) are relics from the "not so good" ole days. Why drudgery is considered eco-friendly is beyond me when the energy costs associated with it are astrinomical.

Posted by: tired of liberal lies at July 22, 2009 6:40 PM

There are some things I'd really rather not know about. This is one of them.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2009 7:27 PM

Henry, this will come as quite some surprise, so, hold on: The author of "Hygieia: A Woman's Herbal" died at the age of 56 of the blood-borne disease Hepatitis C.

Posted by: Lyle at July 22, 2009 9:30 PM

If the rest of the laundry comes out pink

Duuuuuuuuuuuuude..

Posted by: mandible claw at July 22, 2009 9:41 PM

And for the next big thing in "green" living; washable, reusable toilet wipes.

Posted by: Bill S at July 23, 2009 6:45 AM

Van, congratulations, this is, so far, the very definition of moonbattery. Something you all should have read at the bottom of the web page -

Materials flannel, cotton fabric, water resistant material, metal snaps

Water resistant material? WTF?

Posted by: Eric at July 23, 2009 7:13 AM

Bill S - [[And for the next big thing in "green" living; washable, reusable toilet wipes.]]

http://tinyurl.com/btqsn7

Posted by: drillanwr at July 23, 2009 8:01 AM

Lyle,

Hep-C, eh? Spread through the same transmission routes as AIDS. I wonder which route she contracted it from....

Posted by: Henry at July 23, 2009 9:59 AM

I'm gushing with laughter.
"stink tent" GWAAAAHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHAHAAAA
I was at a thrift store and this hippie chick was trying on these clothes. Its 105 in Tucson today with monsoon humidity around 60%. they told her to keepum and please leave. You could tell where she stopped in the aisle

Posted by: czuch at July 23, 2009 11:14 AM

I used to bang a hippy chick, I think thats why I'm into women with major bush now. If only she shaved her armpits it might of lasted longer then it took me to cream her cornhole. So about 45 seconds.

Posted by: Frank White at July 24, 2009 8:20 AM