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July 17, 2009
Margarine Michael
Just when I thought Wacko Jacko worship couldn't get any more bizarre, and PETA's sanctimonious self-parody couldn't get any more absurd:
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals have come up with an idea for sculptor Sarah Pratt and the Iowa State Fair — instead of using butter for a Michael Jackson sculpture, how about a nondairy spread?
Officials with the fair, known for its butter cow, announced days after Jackson's death that they also would display a sculpture of the King of Pop. …
PETA recommends using something called "Earth Balance," which it describes as a "nondairy buttery spread" if there is a Jackson sculpture.
Here's hoping the creepy child molester's cultural legacy lasts no longer than his margarine statue under the summer sun.
On a tip from Graycat.
Posted by Van Helsing at July 17, 2009 8:10 AM
Comments
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Posted by: Shooter1001 at July 17, 2009 9:59 AM
I'm still trying to get past the idea of making a sculpture out of BUTTER! I know that it can be done, but just because you CAN do something, that doesn't mean you SHOULD.
Posted by: KHarn at July 17, 2009 12:06 PM
Jackson made out of butter - that's just plain creepy!! Who's idea was that NAMBLA!? Bucket please.
Posted by: TED at July 17, 2009 12:36 PM
That picture --- His face would make a great Halloween mask! right up there with Phantom of the Opera, only it's The Pervert of the Neverland.
I would say make the statue out of feces of little boys only that would be crazy dispicable.
Posted by: mmmmmBurgers at July 17, 2009 12:48 PM
ever notice that with the change to his nose he looks like the pide piper type character that locked up and took all the children in chitty chitty bang bang? (who before always looked like a anorexic charles krauthhamer. sorry charles, you do need a better picture to put up).
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Posted by: Artfldgr at July 17, 2009 1:52 PM
Thriller was a great album.
Posted by: Jason at July 17, 2009 2:30 PM
Everytime a new picture of Wacko Jacko is put up, a person loses their lunch.
Posted by: Atomic Lib Smasher at July 17, 2009 6:47 PM
I don't get it, what does peta have against butter now?
Posted by: WZ at July 18, 2009 2:00 AM
It is a waste of good butter
Posted by: James McEnanly at July 18, 2009 7:40 AM
He was okay when he was a kid but ended up as a pervert
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at July 18, 2009 8:04 AM
WZ, they feel it exploits the cow. However, if you don't extract the milk, the cow will die. Anyway, the whole idea is goofy. It is a waste of butter, and I don't like to see food wasted.
Posted by: Karin at July 18, 2009 4:42 PM
