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July 14, 2009

Good Thing We Have a Vice Teleprompter

On a tip from Barry.

Posted by Van Helsing at July 14, 2009 8:48 PM

Comments

Good grief, Charlie brown!

Couldn't they just develop some contact lense-prompters for him with all that money they're printing?

Posted by: mmmmmBurgers at July 14, 2009 8:57 PM

and O's green eye shadow in that video is creepy.

Posted by: mmmmmBurgers at July 14, 2009 8:58 PM

and O's green eye shadow in that video is creepy.

That's the reptilian skin showing through his mask.

Posted by: J at July 14, 2009 9:52 PM

He's gonna get a crick in his neck just staring at one.

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 15, 2009 4:40 AM

It's a good metaphore of where his leftist policies are leading. The good news is at least he CAN look to his right.

Posted by: Eric at July 15, 2009 5:26 AM

Remember recently when Bidens teleprompter blew over in the wind?

Now all we need is for both teleprompters to break at the same time so Obama can stutter "Uh, oh, hmmmm, well isnt that quite a coincidence! Um, where was I? Healthcare is very importants and we need revenues from rich people and global warming also needs money and uh, um, doesnt someone have another freaking teleprompter???

Posted by: Ghost of Vince Foster at July 15, 2009 5:41 AM

Even the teleprompter reflector can't stomach the crap being spewed. I think it was suicide.

Posted by: JoeShmoe at July 15, 2009 5:44 AM

Do you think the ‘Teleprompt Assembly Union’ will allow anyone be fired?

Posted by: Anonymous at July 15, 2009 6:27 AM

What would be funnier would be if the teleprompters went off script and said

"Attention Humans - By electing this boob, you have proven unfit to govern yourselves. SKYNET is now in charge. Congress is hereby replaced with the Senate and House Imperium of Teleprompters. Will someone please send this Kenyan back to Chitcago by plane wearing nothing but his pajamas? "

Posted by: Great Teleprompter Rebellion of 2009 at July 15, 2009 6:35 AM

Look at the cool things the boys in R&D are coming up with. Ok, its basically an idea taken from a 1990s movie called SCREAMERS - for those whove never seen that B movie, it doesnt end well.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/07/09/eatr_beta/

Too bad they cant turn some of these Washington DC - Gerald Nadler would be a real feast!

"The robot steamers are envisaged as being equipped with powerful articulated arms in order to rip trees or bushes out of the earth and stuff them into their glowing maws. By way of a treat, it seems that the machines will also be able to loot or forage more conventional fuel supplies from the petrol tanks of cars, domestic gas cylinders and so on. Cyclone says that their engine can also run happily on old apple cores, banana peel and other kitchen garbage gleaned from bins.

Hapless drivers or householders will be in no position to object to such robotic plundering: military reconnaissance vehicles are typically heavily armed, and doubtless the EATR will be no exception. It might also be fitted with DARPA's SELF tech, enabling it to construct copies of itself and modify its own design."

Posted by: EAT ME at July 15, 2009 6:48 AM

Sure, it's all fun until someone's teleprompter screen falls and breaks. Then it's freakin' hilarious!

Posted by: Graycat at July 15, 2009 7:14 AM

Too bad it wasn't him, with the same result!

Posted by: TED at July 15, 2009 11:40 AM

What do we need Obama for? Just put the camera in front of the teleprompter and let it roll.

Posted by: Kevin R at July 15, 2009 5:46 PM

The falling of the teleprompter is an omen.

His presidency is next.

Posted by: Dave at July 16, 2009 2:31 PM