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July 15, 2009

Free Bumper Stickers

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obama_commie_web.jpg

obama_bozo_web.jpg

obama_lol_web.jpg

Compliments of Henry.

Posted by Van Helsing at July 15, 2009 1:11 PM

Comments

How about one for the word BUTTHOLE? NO wait! That would only be for the holes who voted for him.

Posted by: Jane at July 15, 2009 1:15 PM

How about one for MORON?

Posted by: J at July 15, 2009 1:24 PM

GREAT!!

Posted by: CHRI$ DODD at July 15, 2009 2:05 PM

TraitOr

Posted by: Tess at July 15, 2009 2:34 PM

treasOn

Posted by: Tess at July 15, 2009 2:35 PM

Hey, you suck!

Posted by: Lefty at July 15, 2009 2:35 PM

awesome. thnx. printing out "LOL"

Posted by: 3bus at July 15, 2009 2:54 PM

He accutaly did it?

Sweet.

Posted by: Tex-Mex at July 15, 2009 3:11 PM

If anyone wants actual stickers, I will set up something at CafePress.

Posted by: Henry at July 15, 2009 3:41 PM

jagOff

lOser

dOOfus

Did you hear the mOrOn talking to Bob Costas about being a huge White Sox fan and going to games at "cominskey field"?
That's Comiskey Park, dumbass.

Honestly, he makes Dan Quale look like a frggin' genius.


Posted by: few words at July 15, 2009 3:44 PM

Dumbo

Posted by: J at July 15, 2009 4:02 PM

Dork...Based on his baseball throw, golf swing, bowling, tripping, trying to open a window, etc...Or Dork in Chief (DIC)...It works on so many levels

Posted by: KT at July 15, 2009 4:24 PM

I just went ahead and set up stickers at CafePress.

You can click here for BOZO, COMMIE, and LOL (LOL will need to be trimmed a tiny bit).

Anyone want t-shirts, mugs, tote bags, etc.? Just let me know...

Posted by: Henry at July 15, 2009 4:52 PM

I wish I could do the bumper stickers but getting keyed is not worth it. Great slogans though!

Posted by: Air2air at July 15, 2009 5:02 PM

LOUT
BAILOUT
ROYALTY
TELEPROMPT
Oy Vay
BOW
CASTRO

Posted by: Air2air at July 15, 2009 5:08 PM

TOKE
ACTOR
BROKE
JOKE
OVERDRAWN

Posted by: Air2air at July 15, 2009 5:10 PM

I'll be happy when it's Over and Out.

Posted by: Kevin R at July 15, 2009 5:23 PM

"I wish I could do the bumper stickers but getting keyed is not worth it. Great slogans though!"


A perfect example of how the left interpret the constitution...FREE SPEECH only if you say what "I want to hear". If not I will key your car, storm your stage, shout you down and generally act like the retarded children they are, Republicans keep being gracious, hoping Democrats will learn by example. THEY DON'T, they aren't mentally able.


EXCELLENT stickers! I'm so sick of these children I'm willing to sacrifice my auto! I will take them as chevron's, a rank increase with every one.

Posted by: TED at July 15, 2009 6:16 PM

This would make a good bumper sticker, but it would have to be 4 ft. sq.


FLOWCHART: The House Democrats' Health Care System

Posted by: TED at July 15, 2009 6:22 PM

Put them on your hooptie...you know, the one that matches what this country is going to look like in two years.

2011...the year the US started receiving aid from Haiti.

Posted by: Sylvia at July 15, 2009 7:07 PM

THANK YOU, HENRY!

Posted by: nancz at July 15, 2009 7:21 PM

Remember Kilroy? He was everywhere. You don't have to put the stickers on your car....slap them on signposts, walls, public bulletin boards, windows at the mall. Just be somewhat discreet when you do your application.

Thanks Henry!


Posted by: Jules at July 15, 2009 8:16 PM

Jules, that is a very good idea.

Check back here tomorrow, and I will have a template set up for printing some of these onto Avery Labels.

Heh heh

Posted by: Henry at July 15, 2009 8:24 PM

How about Halfrican and for those who might be offended, Halfacasian.

Posted by: Hk50amps at July 15, 2009 8:46 PM

Ide rather see that bumper stinker on a demolishion derby entry

Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at July 15, 2009 9:09 PM

Washington Post admits what everyone on the right has been saying all along:

(Link to Weekly Standard)

There is simply no way to close the gap by taxing a handful of high earners. The House actions echo President Obama's unrealistic campaign promise that he can build a larger, more progressive government while raising taxes on only the wealthiest.

Oklahoma Congressional Democrat says Obama is a political liability (Politico)

“It would be a lot nicer if we had someone who was in the middle,” he said [...] I think if you have someone who governs from the middle, who’s pragmatic, who works with both parties. President Obama talks a lot about bipartisanship. If you look at some of the legislation, he may have one or two Republicans.”


(^^ This one should help ease some of the trolling in the "Republicans are going to be out of power for a long time, America voted unanimously for change, you lost, we won" vein.)

Posted by: mandible claw at July 15, 2009 10:44 PM

Posted by: Henry at July 15, 2009 8:24 PM

EXTREMELY brilliant! we don't put stickers on our vehicles - being conservative WILL get your car keyed - have you ever noticed all the libtard cars with offensive stickers all over their vehicles NEVER have a mark on them?

Posted by: nancz at July 16, 2009 4:07 AM

thnx Henry!

Posted by: 3bus at July 16, 2009 4:59 AM

Thanks Henry! I'll check back later...I have Avery labels right here.

Nancz, there was a car ahead of me once with the back just COATED with moonbat slogans. Referring to our actions post 9/11, one said "How is killing people punishing those who kill people?"
Her car was a hippie shitbox, so a mark on it wouldn't have made a difference. DUmbass.

Posted by: Karin at July 16, 2009 5:08 AM

karin - we have a little gay town up in the hills from here which we affectionately refer to as "urethra stings" (eureka springs) and those "shitty" little cars are EVERYWHERE!

now for a joke i stole from another blogger:

The Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of President Obama, but immediately was inundated with complaints that it was not adhering to envelopes.

The president was enraged and ordered a full investigation.

After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special presidential commission presented the following findings:

* The stamp is in perfect order.

* There is nothing wrong with the adhesive.

* People are spitting on the wrong side.

Posted by: nancz at July 16, 2009 5:14 AM

"EXTREMELY brilliant! we don't put stickers on our vehicles - being conservative WILL get your car keyed - have you ever noticed all the libtard cars with offensive stickers all over their vehicles NEVER have a mark on them?"


Keying a libtard car would improve them. The stickers are all that hold them togather. Can't get much on welfare...

Posted by: TED at July 16, 2009 5:52 AM

I apologize for the delay. I will have to get the Avery label templates set up over the weekend. Just got a new client, so I have to work instead of play today.

I'll send them to VH, and I'm hoping he'll be kind enough to post them for everyone to share.

Posted by: Henry at July 16, 2009 11:21 AM

Definitely, Henry. Much appreciated.

Posted by: Van Helsing at July 16, 2009 11:37 AM

henry - why i'd go back to MAILING my bills out instead of paying them online if i get some of those - for a couple of months at least!

Posted by: nancz at July 16, 2009 11:59 AM

cOOn

Posted by: david at July 16, 2009 3:23 PM

^^moonbat racist^^

Posted by: nancz at July 17, 2009 8:30 AM

"being conservative WILL get your car keyed"

Please. That's just stupid and you know it. If you don't have enough pride to express your opinion, don't blame it on fear of having your car scratched.

Talk about the courage of Iranian protesters and then express fear of a theoretical scratch on your car. You are brave man.

Posted by: Anonymous at July 17, 2009 1:01 PM

"How is killing people punishing those who kill people?"

Funny how you didn't have an answer for that except to say her car was junk.

Posted by: Anonymous at July 17, 2009 4:59 PM

I would LOL but unfortunately there's not much to LOL about with our government right now.

Posted by: cubedweller at July 17, 2009 6:29 PM

A liberal mom at my kids' school had a bumper sticker with just the initials "FUW". I asked her what it meant and she said, "You know, FU*K YOU and think of our president, W."!

All I could picture was her driving the little kids around in the car and explaining the meaning of the bumper sticker to them, "Oh honey, I'm just telling our President to FU*K OFF!".

Posted by: Annie at July 17, 2009 8:47 PM

"All I could picture"
Because that's your little fantasy. But that's not what she did, its just what you wish she did so you could tell this little story on her.

But you're making this story up.

Posted by: Anonymous at July 18, 2009 12:18 PM

Anonymous, I see that you are now a watchdog for my posts.
Do you think I made up the fact that she had a bumper sticker on her car that said "FUW"? Of course I didn't hear her explain it to her kids, I can only imagine what she would say to them if they asked and was giving a silly quote to show how it would sound and how ridiculous it is to put a sticker like that on one's car, especially when they have young children!

If you think I'm making the bumper sticker up completely, then you need to spend some time in the Bay Area of California to see how the Liberals here behave. I am repeatedly dumbfounded by the ghastly remarks and behavior. I couldn't make this stuff up because my imagination is not that vile.

Posted by: Annie at July 18, 2009 3:15 PM

Anonymous, this website shows the "FUW" bumper sticker I mentioned if you doubt it's existence. Yes, a mom at my kids' school actually had one on her car and had to explain to me what it meant because I didn't get it.

www.cafepress.com/thewhitehouse.24683008

or just Google "FUW Bumper Sticker" and click on the CafePress site.


Posted by: Annie at July 18, 2009 4:00 PM

I'll probably be going to cafepress for that "COMMIE" sticker.

Posted by: cmblake6 at July 20, 2009 11:54 AM

Hey where can i get a free sticker thanks Bill!

Posted by: William at July 23, 2009 12:47 AM

How about one that says "W ruined the country!"

Posted by: dw at July 30, 2009 7:31 AM

how about a sticker that says "AMERICA" but its coming out the ass of a dog? Or how about a sticker that has "POLITICIAN" in the shape of a schlong? How about a sticker that says "INTERNET COMMENT" in the shape of vomit dripping out my nose? You all are dumbasses. Pick a side please, left or right. Both are brainwashed. Maybe a sticker that says "I ONLY VOTE FOR WHO MY BOSS OR DAD VOTES FOR BECAUSE I'M SCARED." Yeah, that sounds about right.

Posted by: Banana Split at July 30, 2009 5:58 PM