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July 8, 2009

Comrade Obama Apology Template

It turns out that when Chairman Zero goes on his degrading apology tours, his teleprompter generates speeches from a template, which is now available at Ace of Spades HQ:

Greetings great and mighty culture, I am the Obama, leader of New America. I am a cultured, urbane, black man with a Muslim name and I carry no baggage.
Your culture is great and wonderful, your poets brilliant, I will now quote one I have never read. Your food is wonderful, I will now mention a dish I have never eaten.
Our countries have had issues in the past and they were all the fault of the old America, run by old white men.
Your country has done no wrong and any history of atrocities or rapaciousness or repression was just a reaction to Western meddling.
I apologize on behalf of the old white men who wronged you.
New America will not judge you, we will not pretend our free culture is better than your backward tyranny.
We just want you to like me us.

Three and a half more years of this humiliation will have us more than ready for the next Reagan, provided one can arise without being nipped in the bud by the Obamunist media.

On a tip from Gregory of Yardale.

Posted by Van Helsing at July 8, 2009 8:20 AM