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July 21, 2009
Chairman Zero Promises to Bring Greater Inefficiencies to Healthcare
They say a truly gifted liar knows how to mix lies with the truth. See if you can catch the truth mixed in with this bucket of outrageous lies:
The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings, and inefficiencies to our healthcare system and greater stability and security to America's families and businesses.
If there's one thing Big Government can produce, it's inefficiencies.
On a tip from Puffdaddy.
Posted by Van Helsing at July 21, 2009 8:22 PM
Comments
A Freudian slip if there ever was one. I think we should commend Obama for finally being honest...even if it was inadvertent.
Posted by: Tycho at July 21, 2009 8:34 PM
Odumbo actually has been honest several times.
The problem is to many people like Andy, Ghost of Wellstone, ABC, NBC, Geenine Garafalo and the rest are so stupid they can't tell the difference.
We all know that every once in a while Odumbo tells the truth like when he admitted to being a Muslim, but those things just can't penitrate the cone of silence liberals live in.
Posted by: Michelle at July 21, 2009 8:57 PM
Boosh said "strategery" and "nyookoolar"!
/anonymousleftisttwitpostingonthisblog
Posted by: Conservigilant at July 22, 2009 12:29 AM
Greater competition? Between the 600lb gorilla and what? Greater choice? You can keep what you have while it lasts or sign up for the "public option". Lots of choices there. "Savings"???? Nobody that doesn't have to chase a profit can possibly be motivated enough to learn how to really reduce costs. Inefficiencies, yeah I can see that. Seems to me my stability and security are under attack by the government at an unprecedented rate. Go away, you freaks. Oh, and Dubya had an "accent".
Posted by: Mr Evilwrench at July 22, 2009 4:46 AM
Once health care is nationalized, diseases will never be "bipartisan" again.
Every possible disease, condition, character flaw will be viciously fought over to be considered a 'disease' worthy of funding.
For example, alcoholism was considered a (undesirable) character trait for millennia, now it is a disease over which the patient has no control.
Think about how many billions of dollars it will cost to treat AIDS patients who got sick via their own behavior.
Now consider that they will be ahead of you in line for care(a long with s1uts getting abortions) when you cradle you sick child, suffering from a terrible fever, dehydrated, in pain, or with some other naturally acquired malady not related to sexual perversion.
Posted by: mandy at July 22, 2009 7:19 AM
