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July 23, 2009
Campaign Against Hot Dogs Continues
Nothing could be more American than hot dogs. So naturally, progressives oppose them.
First they told us that hot dogs could make us choke. Bureauweenies called for warning labels, a first step toward a ban.
Then they went after them on the grounds that hot dogs oppress animals. Moonbats tried to end the hallowed tradition of Dodger Dogs at ballgames in Los Angeles.
Next, they shrieked that hot dogs cause cancer. They're still at it:
Hot dogs may be as American as baseball and apple pie, but an anti-meat advocacy group says they're hazardous to your health and should carry warning labels.
The group, called the Cancer Project, wants to force hot dog makers to use warning labels. An offshoot of a pro-vegetarian organization, the Cancer Project filed a lawsuit Wednesday in Superior Court in Newark on behalf of three New Jersey residents.
If this doesn't work, it will soon be revealed that hot dogs are racist.
When at last liberals have rid the world of hot dogs, they can move on to apple pie, baseball, the flag, and mom. Chevrolet has already been dealt with by Chairman Zero.
On a tip from Gregory of Yardale.
Posted by Van Helsing at July 23, 2009 9:06 PM
Comments
More likely that you guys will declare that hot dogs promote faggotry. C'mon n take a big bite!
Posted by: Anonymous at July 23, 2009 9:14 PM
Silly liberals secretly wish they were me. Then everyone would love them.
The dipshits are jealous.
Posted by: Oscar at July 23, 2009 9:49 PM
Jealous of your permanent "hot dog pucker" ... we'll call it.
Posted by: Anonymous at July 23, 2009 9:51 PM
pass the lips and assholes!
Posted by: Anonymous at July 23, 2009 10:06 PM
Anonymous is an impostor!
Posted by: Anonymous at July 23, 2009 10:07 PM
No it's really me, a retarded liberal dipshit that buggers frenetic fags and other assorted fruits.
Posted by: Anonymous at July 23, 2009 10:08 PM
Funny I was sure the constitution stated:
Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness
I guess it's just ONE more part of the constitution morons like Andy, Beer Baron, and Ghost of Wellstone are totally unfamiliar with.
It never end's with these halfwits!!!!
Everything is "dangerous" or "deadly" or "Bush's Fault" or "The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy" or "unfair" or "discriminatory" or whatever else these communists can come up with!!
Posted by: Michelle at July 24, 2009 12:32 AM
an anti-meat advocacy group says they're hazardous to your health
...because an 'anti-meat advocacy group' can be relied upon to make unbiased scientific conclusions about hot dogs.
Posted by: mandible claw at July 24, 2009 1:55 AM
More likely that you guys will declare that hot dogs promote faggotry. C'mon n take a big bite!
Posted by: Anonymous at July 23, 2009 9:14 PM
No it's really me, a retarded liberal dipshit that buggers frenetic fags and other assorted fruits.
Posted by: Anonymous at July 23, 2009 10:08 PM
this is the brand of troll the public education system turns out nowadays...impressive?
Posted by: weewilly at July 24, 2009 5:16 AM
Hey Anonymous have a little crap with your dog PLEASE!!!!!
Posted by: SC at July 24, 2009 5:30 AM
Also, I'm going to make the inevitable pun, before VtheK gets here. Muhahahaha...
Why when I heard the term 'anti-meat advocacy group' did I immediately think of these guys
Posted by: mandible claw at July 24, 2009 5:34 AM
@ Michelle
You would be wrong. Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness appears in the Declaration of Independence.
Posted by: Jeff M at July 24, 2009 5:54 AM
That woman looks like she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. Is she related to Rosie O Lesbian?
Posted by: Anonymous at July 24, 2009 5:59 AM
They can have my hot dog when they pry it from my cold dead fingers!
Posted by: Eric at July 24, 2009 6:10 AM
How about warning lebels of stupidheaded liberal cunts like THE CANCER PROJECT it should read. WARNING STUPID BRAINLESS LIBERAL MOONBATS KNOW TO FILE STUPID LAWSUITS TO FORCE STUPID WARNING LABELS ON OUR FOOD
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at July 24, 2009 7:39 AM
Hey, that's a photo of Wellstone the Goat, shoving tube steaks into his gob.
Ha ha ha ha……………….
Posted by: Amused As Hell at July 24, 2009 8:25 AM
The PCRM and DR NEAL BERNARD are a bunch of jerks with connections to PETA and its stupid vegan ideas
Posted by: Flu-Bird at July 24, 2009 8:29 AM
Free the Weenie!
Don't yank my Frank!
Posted by: Capt. Varno at July 24, 2009 11:01 AM
Posted by: Jeff M at July 24, 2009 5:54 AM
Opp's???
Now I feel stupid!
Sorry I got That wrong.....
Posted by: Michelle at July 24, 2009 11:04 AM
I'm in to supporting them if they put banning Barney Franks on their agenda!
Posted by: Oiao at July 24, 2009 5:11 PM
Hey can anyone remember the WENNERMOBLE driven by that midget LITTLE OSCAR? and can anyone rememer the old ARMOR HOT DOGS ad HOT DOGS ARMOR HOT DOGS WHAT KIND OF KIDS EAT ARMOR HOT DOGS?. FRANKLY SOMEONE SHOULD TELL THE CANCER PROJECT TO BUTT OUT
Posted by: PESTO THE PSYCOPATHIC PIGEON at July 24, 2009 9:15 PM
Wiener envy plain and simple. There's nothing that won't give you cancer if you consume enough of it. Moonbats need to butt out and go away before they provoke a national ass kicking. Get out of my life get out of my wallet, get out of my kitchen you scum sucking obamabot assholes.
Posted by: grayjohn at July 25, 2009 6:43 AM
"Get out of my life get out of my wallet, get out of my kitchen"
and keep that weenie in your mouth. Mmmm you love that weenie, eh John?
Posted by: Anonymous at July 25, 2009 10:18 AM
I cant see a hot dog being racist...sexist, but not racist.
"My only regret is that I have but eight buns for my ten weenies" - Unknow Patriot
Posted by: Frank at July 25, 2009 6:29 PM
I suppose they will reprint UPTON SINCLAIRS book THE JUNGLE providing that he was a socialists who one ran for the govenor of california and lost
Posted by: Firebird at July 25, 2009 9:19 PM
So, the only thing you love better than a weenie in your mouth is a weenie that also has rat parts and a pinch of human hair ... am I hearing you right?
Posted by: Anonymous at July 26, 2009 11:35 AM
