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July 17, 2009
Calling All Clowns
At least when Obama's through destroying the private sector, there will still be a few government jobs — like this one, from the Treasury Department's FedBizOpps.gov:
The purpose of this announcement is to seek qualified contractors with the capability to provide presentations for The Department of Treasury, Bureau of the Public Debt (BPD), Management Meeting with experience in meeting the objectives as described herein.
The Contractor shall conduct two, 3-hour, Humor in the Workplace programs that will discuss the power of humor in the workplace, the close relationship between humor and stress, and why humor is one of the most important ways that we communicate in business and office life. Participants shall experience demonstrations of cartoons being created on the spot.
They wanted Joe Biden for the position, but he's already got that court jester gig at the White House.
The Treasury Department offers a promising career path for clowns, as Tim the Tax Cheat Geithner has proven. Particularly gifted jokesters may be called upon to draft fiscal policy.
On a tip from nancz.
Update:
A supplementary graphic, compliments of Paul H:
Posted by Van Helsing at July 17, 2009 8:46 AM
Comments
Isn't that supposed to be in his mouth?
Posted by: Henry at July 17, 2009 8:54 AM
Humor departed the workspace the day sexual harassment lawsuits came about.
Political Correctness is the antithesis of humor.
Posted by: mandy at July 17, 2009 9:22 AM
Calling all clowns! Ghost of Wellstone where are you?
Dumbass!
Posted by: Amused As Hell at July 17, 2009 10:03 AM
So now jokes will be regulated by the government. That will kill humor for centurys.
LIBERALS, is this what you worked for? An all-powerfull national government controling EVERY aspect of our lives? If it isn't, why are you not outraged? If this is the sort of thing that you wanted, YOU SUCK!
Posted by: KHarn at July 17, 2009 12:02 PM
With all these clowns you had to know a circus would break out...
Posted by: TED at July 17, 2009 12:32 PM
Senator quashes Treasury’s bid for Comedic Justice
http://thehill.com/leading-the-news/senator-quashes-treasurys-bid-for-humorist-2009-07-17.html
Posted by: J at July 17, 2009 12:51 PM
Calling all liberal clowns, calling all liberal clowns! Your unattended Smart Car is double parked in the loading and unloading only zone. Please move it immediately or it will be towed away by a butt nekkid Chairman Obama astride a white unicorn!!
Posted by: Graycat at July 17, 2009 2:07 PM
Why don't they just get Sen DIAPER BOY to come down and entertain them, he should be well qualified and he's already on the Gov gravy train with acorn's help.
Posted by: Bill at July 17, 2009 2:25 PM
I wonder what the job pays to be Kommisar of Funny Walks?
Posted by: JustAl at July 17, 2009 2:53 PM
SEND IN THE MOONBATS THERES GOT TO BE MOONBATS
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at July 17, 2009 9:15 PM
