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July 14, 2009
An Alternative to Ford
Of course, there are alternatives to the one truly American car company. From an anonymous email:
Hey everybody, Al Gore was right and we really need to get with the program and support ALL these new enviromental regulations. I realized it was just LAME to have an SUV so I got rid of that ugly "planet killer" and used your tax money to get some new weel's!!
Everybody keeps talking about how rotten the economy is but I'm doing AWSOME!!
I just got my BRAND NEW car that's aproved by Obama, and made by GM (Government Motors) to meet all those cool C.A.F.E. standards that Californias have decided we need to go by. With the new Cap & Trade driving up the cost of gas, electricity and costing more American job's I'm not worried!!
The gas milage is tremendous and the chick's… They dig this eco freinly stuff!!!!
I'm finally gona be rollin in style!!
Posted by Van Helsing at July 14, 2009 11:40 AM
Comments
Wow! Finally a vehicle based on bedrock design principles. Does it also come in Mahogany ?
Posted by: IOpian at July 14, 2009 12:01 PM
I really like the smoother riding upgraded hollow symmetrical cylindrical wheels from the less symmetrical quarried cylindrical wheels. Besides the weight factor being much less, I can get from zero to one in less time...much faster off the line and easier to stop as well. Less wear and tear on the feet. They also double as pontoons in the event I come across a flooded road. Makes crossing a breeze!
Overall, a much better design than the original.
Posted by: JoeShmoe at July 14, 2009 12:19 PM
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with stick and stones."
~ Albert Einstein
Posted by: RICH at July 14, 2009 12:33 PM
Just be careful when you go to Sonic for the Brontorib, so that the car doesn't tip over when the carhop girl hooks the tray onto the car. And then your feet would be sticking out. How humilating!
Posted by: Graycat at July 14, 2009 12:38 PM
Yeah,it's green but can it do ludacris(sp) speed?
Posted by: Farmer Ted at July 14, 2009 1:06 PM
Rich, you misspelled your name, it's spelled D-I-C-K-H-E-A-D.
Posted by: Anonymous at July 14, 2009 3:18 PM
That's RICH to you, cowardly anonymous troll.
Posted by: RICH at July 14, 2009 3:58 PM
Einstein may have been a genious, but he was silly with that quote about sticks and stones. Its quite obvious WW IV will be fought with plasma rifles, cyborg infiltrators, biogenic weapons, space based mass drivers bombarding surface targets, chain bombs, fusion disc bombs, bacteria crystals and anti matter warheads. Not to mention the megatons of conventional weapons scattered around the globe.
Posted by: Profit of Doom at July 14, 2009 7:14 PM
Fits right in with the whole health care shebang, too.
Posted by: I'm A Lasagna Hog at July 14, 2009 8:05 PM
Looks like something from GILLIGAN Island
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at July 14, 2009 9:13 PM
A perfect car for AL GORE although its tough on the feet
Posted by: Flu-Bird at July 14, 2009 11:09 PM
The Obamobile! Goes from 700billion to 10trillion in 6 months!
Posted by: Annie at July 15, 2009 1:10 AM
I think profit of doom is just a bit optimistic.
Posted by: JoeShmoe at July 15, 2009 5:28 AM
If Al Gore were riding in the passenger seat the car would be equipped with a passenger side gas bag!
Posted by: Graycat at July 15, 2009 7:59 AM
Graycat AL GORE is so full of HOT AIR he is a airbag himself HYUK,HYU,HYUK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK
Posted by: Flu-Bird at July 15, 2009 8:08 AM
"Einstein [may have] been a genious"
Wrong, he was a genious.
"but he was silly with that quote about sticks and stones. Its quite obvious WW IV will be fought with plasma rifles..."
Quite obvious?
Will science progress after WW III, and when we run out of fossil fuel reserves? No, it will regress. Science (our way of life) has been, is, and will be achieved through carbon emissions.
The world, as we know it, will be much different after WW III and without fossil fuels, hence Einsteins sticks and stones quote.
Posted by: RICH at July 15, 2009 9:08 AM
