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July 30, 2009
Airhead Helmet
Attention moonbats: alarmed by all the allegedly toxic CO2 people keep exhaling? A federal ban on breathing may have to wait until after Congress's August recess. In the meantime, equip yourself with the Air Helmet:
You'll be glad you have one if you ever find yourself in a Mexican restaurant with Michael Moore.
On a tip from Air2air.
Posted by Van Helsing at July 30, 2009 7:15 AM
Comments
If an increase of 100 ppm carbon dioxide is having absolutely zero (0) toxic-like effects on human beings, how the hell can it have such dramatic toxic-like effects on the rest of our planet?
Wouldn't the green in GHG suggest that we are being green?
Typical, clueless, moonbats.
Posted by: RICH at July 30, 2009 7:39 AM
reminds me of when mad magazine ran a whole slew of mad inventions so that cigarette smokers wouldnt polute the local air.
i cant find any on the net... though i have the original at home someplace stored away.
remember the ash trays with teh carbon filters...
history repeats. (like gas from a cucumber)
Posted by: Artfldgr at July 30, 2009 9:02 AM
Designed to prevent drain bamage!
Posted by: Graycat at July 30, 2009 9:29 AM
I think a muzzle would serve us better. Tell these tards that it's the new fad and all the environazis would line up in droves to join their fellow sheeple in stupid behavior. But, this time it would be at THEIR expense, not ours.
Posted by: AmericanToTheCore at July 30, 2009 9:30 AM
That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen...no, wait, maybe not, yeah okay, it is.
Posted by: JoeShmoe at July 30, 2009 10:06 AM
oh good, something to keep their heads from caving due to no grey matter.
Posted by: nancz at July 30, 2009 10:17 AM
If it includes brains we will have a flood of new conservatives!
Posted by: TED at July 30, 2009 11:03 AM
...or they could just wear one of those $2 surgical masks...
Smart cars? Air helmets? How did Liberals/moonbats ever get a reputation for being anything other than pu**ified uncool dorks?
Posted by: Nunya at July 30, 2009 11:04 AM
Therees already a lot of brain damaged wackos in WASHINGTON D.C. and the biggist airheads are OBAMA,BIDEN and TED KENNEDY
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at July 30, 2009 11:33 AM
If I saw a moonbat sporting one of those, I'd covertly smear a little dog crap right over the intake...
Posted by: Henry at July 30, 2009 1:20 PM
If your in a Mexican Restaurant with 'Mikey the moron' the thing should be stuffed up his ass to save everyone in the place.
I wonder if it comes in industrial strength?
Posted by: FREE at July 30, 2009 2:55 PM
Notice where the intake (collector) and exhaust are? Its not for scubbing the CO2 from you but putting clean air in front of your nose and mouth. Let's not give the moonbats ammunition by not seeing the obvious.
Posted by: Yeoldeaxe at July 30, 2009 3:41 PM
It keeps CO2 from reaching the trees! Trees NEED CO2 for photosynthisis! Whoever invented this HATES TREES!
Liberals hate nature!
Posted by: KHarn at July 30, 2009 6:33 PM
Hell, Libs! You don't need this bulky damn thing (way too expensive, too). Just wrap a 3-foot section of Saran Wrap tightly around your face; do not, repeat, do NOT, open air holes at the nostrils and mouth; you've just solved Anthropogenic Global Warming forever (well, at least as far as YOU are concerned).
Damn shame more of you won't try this quick and easy solution. Damn shame as well that it's just getting colder and colder and colder out there (the Winter of '09-10 should be a real doozy, I'm afraid. Lots of deaths from freezing when the fuel starts running out and the temps hit well below zero.).
Posted by: jc14 at July 31, 2009 7:42 PM
