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July 31, 2009

$60 Billion for Zero Green Jobs

Van Jones, a communist and black nationalist, is Comrade Obama's Green Jobs Czar. How many green jobs has he produced so far? Exactly none. Even Newsreek has stopped snuffling Obama's coattails long enough to raise an eyebrow:

President Obama devoted nearly $60 billion of his stimulus package to building a new green-based economy rich in renewable energy and strategies to cut carbon. But despite the price tag, not one green job yet exists.

It turns out no one even knows what a green job is. At least they didn't spend the $60 billion on avant-garde porn.

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Van Jones promises to figure out what a green job is soon.

On a tip from KT.

Posted by Van Helsing at July 31, 2009 9:32 AM

Comments

I've said it before and I'll say it once again, obama WILL go down in history as the worst president in the history of these United States.

Posted by: obamasux at July 31, 2009 9:47 AM

AMEN to that - Jemmiah move over!


A "Green Job" is whatever ACORN (or whatever they are calling themselves today) are doing at the moment isn't it?? Funnel a few more billions to them?

Posted by: TED at July 31, 2009 9:51 AM

Have wondered that myself. What is with this 'Green' this and that? Take a guy the maintains wind turbines. People can say that is a green-job and green-energy. But when the carbon footprint of the mining, metal production, manufacture and transportation are added in then it may not be all that 'green' after all. A 'green' job is created at the expense of a lot of non-green efforts.

And this 'renewable' energy sources. Hell, one day we'll all be oil and natural gas trapped by an overlaying thin strata of plastic and aluminum.

Posted by: IOpian at July 31, 2009 9:57 AM

I got a "GREEN JOB". Cut my Carbon Footprint by a considerable amount. Don't drive as much, cut ny food expenses by half and has decreased my cooling bill by 90%.


This "GREEN JOB" used to go by a different name, unemployment.


Thanks uncle barrack, this buds for you.

Posted by: funkendunkel at July 31, 2009 1:07 PM

brilliant funkendukel! I have to save that one cuz I'm sure I will have a "green job" sooner than I want also.

Posted by: Joe at July 31, 2009 1:41 PM

I think the caption for the picture should read:
" I grasped Obaby's ass like this and then laid a sweet soul kiss on his right cheek".

Posted by: Farmer Ted at July 31, 2009 1:45 PM

Newsweek is wrong. There has been at least one green job made. Van Jones has a job. Bet his insurance is great, too.

Posted by: Wendy at July 31, 2009 3:32 PM

Hmm. I think he's demonstrating his tiger-claw kung-fu in that picture.

Posted by: Evil Otto at July 31, 2009 4:45 PM

Looks like that $60 billion went, mostly, into Comrade Jones' big pockets (not to mention his accounts in the Caymans, Switzerland, etc.). Kinda like the "clunker" program, this Administration of Idiots can't do anything right, except rob the citizens of the United States blind . . .

Posted by: jc14 at July 31, 2009 7:24 PM

Haha such wingnut loooooonacy on this site. You're all clearly insane. The dark comedy is fantastic and disturbing. Meds, meds, lots of meds needed here.

Posted by: Anonymous at July 31, 2009 7:46 PM

So now will all farmers in america be forced into going organic becuase of CAPTIAN GREENFREAK and his impossible green bulls***

Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at July 31, 2009 9:09 PM

Uh... The answer would be "no" you retard.

Posted by: Anonymous at July 31, 2009 9:37 PM

We are at the 7 month and this is happening. It is inevitable that something major is going to happen to his presidency that will make Clinton seem angelic. You would think he is on his 4th year at the rate he is going. His recklessness is simply piling on too hard to ignore. Think of his conduct like a high-speed chase...they keep going and going, and going, but they always crash...unless the police stop them first.

Posted by: Denise Mickardt at August 1, 2009 12:13 AM

ARE YOU CALLING ME A RETARD ANNOYMOUS? YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR MOUTH IM A VERY SHORTED TEMPERED SHOREBIRD SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK

Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at August 1, 2009 6:52 AM

What prison did this guy graduate from?

Posted by: oldguy at August 1, 2009 9:11 AM

Spurwing is a retard.

Posted by: Anonymous at August 1, 2009 11:55 AM

funkendunkel

"This "GREEN JOB" used to go by a different name, unemployment."

brilliant.

As the old-time roughnecks and drillers in Texas used to say, when they were out of work, they "were on the grass" (which I heard can be mighty green).

Posted by: starkness at August 1, 2009 1:25 PM

SNORT,SNARL,GRRRR SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK BEWARE ANON YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED PREPARE FOR THE REINACTMENT OF A CERTAIN ALFRED HITCHCOCK MOVIE

Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at August 2, 2009 7:59 AM

Anonymous, the only retard here is you for beliving all the crap that comes from obama.

Posted by: Tex-Mex at August 2, 2009 9:58 AM

Annon probibly belongs to that flat earth fat head bunch

Posted by: Flu-Bird at August 2, 2009 5:26 PM