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I work on a golf course and that's the kind of stuff I see a lot.

N-N-Noonan!

N-N-Noonan!

NOONAN!

So our leftist is a lefty? Some of the associated videos are pretty good stuff too.

What a dork. He should stick with hanging curtains and attempting to walk through windows.

HIRE KHAN THE MOONMAT EATING TIGER

Simply awesome. Whatever sacrifice it took to get this footage was worth it. This is it. This is the pinnacle. It doesn't get any better. Finally, the world will see. Now impeachment hearings can begin in earnest.

Posted by: J at June 10, 2009 9:51 PM

Now THAT is dorky! We’ll assume you're being facetious.

Brother Barack ... You Not The Maaaannnnn!!!

I really don't think it matters. If someone asks me why I don't like Obummah, "Because he sucks at golf" isn't going to be in my list of arguing points...but on the other hand...
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Obama Golf FAIL!

Don't tell him he sucks at golf! For goodness sake, humor him. If we can get him to spend all his time at the golf course we'll be a whole lot better off.

Whoa! Kevin... OMG you're right!

http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/business/economic_stimulus_package/45_say_cancel_rest_of_stimulus_spending

Okay-

Seriously.

No... really - seriously... Forget that Barry will never threaten Tiger (who could)...

Did you ever notice in the Obama basketball clips, that Hussein NEVER goes back for, or plays defense?

HEY! It's a serious question!

What would Dr. Phil say?

:-)

Yeah.
But America is being dismantled by a dork with a nice smile.
That's the important thing.

Guy who was almost president of the US says Iran should be allowed to do whatever the hell it wants to do with its nuke program (but make sure the US gets rid of its own nukes, of course!)
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Reminds me of a (barely) satirical article from back in the day, once again from Liberal Larry:

"John Kerry's Planned Parenthood Approach to Iran"

^^ That's a great site by the way ... Just don't go into the comments section, it's infested by the world's most persistent troll gallery.

License to kill gophers, by the United Nations of America.

Sorry, I couldn't watch the swing. I kept getting distracted by those ugly-ass shoes.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090611/ap_on_re_us/us_holocaust_museum_shooting_suspect

Another right wing terrorist starts shooting.

OMG, hillarious!

Perhaps the messiah can "bailout" of future embarassment by using some of our tax revenue to get golf lessons.

This one's for free: Keep your head down, stupid.

Right Wing Terrorist? Not so much...

James W. von Brunn, left a trail of unhinged writings around the internet. ... He unleashed his hatred of both Presidents Bush and other “neo-conservatives” ... even a cursory glance at “white supremacist” writings reveals a hatred of, say, big corporations that is virtually indistinguishable from that of anti-globalization activists.

^^ Gregory of Yardale -- I posted some links a couple of threads down, Brunn is not only a white supremacist and rabid anti-Semite, but also strongly anti-Christian.

I reckon VH will be posting a pretty comprehensive debunking of the "right-wing terrorist" meme later this morning.

you can almost hear him saying "Hello, Ball"

THANK YOU :) & my hubby thanks you

I've still got an account at the bike guitarist's joint that I haven't bothered to get banned yet. Heard Cahrles Jhonsno is tripping about Brun being a right winger, might go over there later and get the banstick for pointing out Brun's anti-Christian and pro-evolution.. Lol.

Another right wing terrorist starts shooting.



FAIL. Holocaust Museum Shooter hated Bush, Cheney, "neo-cons", and Christians.



Sorry to break this to you, leftoid - but like the Marine Recruitment Center shooter, that asshole is one of yours.

I suck at golf. Obama sucks at golf worse than I. That makes me feel better.
That old white guy at the end has a pretty good swing. I think he could be president. A president should be able to play good golf don't you think? I think Obama should not be president because he cannot play good golf.

......just had a looney tunes moment. Can you blame me?

Mandible, others there are doing it for you. I used to like LGF alot, especially after 9/11. But lately, I think Johnson just gets it plain wrong on a variety of things.

There is an amazing plentitude of reasons he shouldn't be president, this is just a good opportunity to point at him and laugh.

I'd call him shankopotamus, but he can't even get it off the tee. Tool.

Let's see:

• He's bending his lead (right) arm on the backswing. I tend to lapse into that sometimes. It pulls your hands into your body and causes you to top your shot, or at least hit it thin.
• His trailing (left) arm on the backswing is cocked back like in a baseball swing instead of tucked in closer to his body. This likely contributes to the bend in the lead arm and pulls his hands down and in, out of the swing plane.
• He drops his rear shoulder at the start of the downswing, causing him to hit the ground behind the ball. This is usually caused by the perceived need to "help" the ball into the air, rather than rely on the club to do the work. Trust me on this, I speak from experience.
• He pulls his head up and away from the ball at impact. You tend to be anxious to see where the ball goes, causing you to look up early. This pulls your arms out of the swing plane and can cause all kinds of havoc. The whiff is because of this. Trust me on this, I speak from experience.
• His tempo is a bit quick. If he would slow down a bit he would probably have much better results, or at least more consistent.
• His takeaway is very wristy, like he's picking the club up rather than swinging it back. You swing with your shoulders, not your hands.

If I had to guess, I'd say he's never taken lessons, or not many. None of the things I mentioned are uncorrectable, but it takes a level of awareness of what is going on during the golf swing that not many people apply, nor for that matter care to. This makes perfect sense when you realize that the worst possible thing you can do during a golf swing is think. You have to be relaxed and focus on maybe one or two things during the swing and let the rest take care of itself. There is also the fact that even when you know what you are doing wrong, changing your swing is a monumental challenge. It takes weeks or months of dedicated practice to truly eliminate a bad habit from your swing, and most of us just don't have that kind of time or dedication.

The other amazing thing about the golf swing is the insane lengths your body will go to to try to get the club head back to the ball. For instance, let's say you bend your lead arm, pulling your hand in and shortening your swing. On the downswing, you body realizes that you will miss the ball if it doesn't do something about it, so you drop your back shoulder, moving your hands closer to the ground and allowing the club head to reach the ball. Or perhaps you shifted your weight back too far on the backswing, if effect moving your swing plane backwards. Your brain may react by twisting your hips open, turning you towards your target and making it possible to get your hands back to the ball, with the slight consequence that you are now pulling across the ball and will hit a slice the likes of which you thought only existed in myth and legend. The problem is that all of these corrections are not exact, nor are they terribly efficient. If one correction is too much or not enough, disaster strikes, and even if it doesn't, you come up short of your target due to "power leakage" caused by being out of position. It is a very fine line between a great shot and a slice into the next county, one I walked last night with decidedly mixed results.

Good God, I think I just came up with a metaphor for government meddling in the private sector. "The problem is that all of these corrections are not exact, nor are they terribly efficient. If one correction is too much or not enough, disaster strikes, and even if it doesn't, you come up short of your target due to "power leakage" caused by being out of position." Who says golf can't teach you anything?

His biggest problem: lack of dynamic balance, i.e., failure to maintain balance throughout the swing. Struggling to regain balance causes all of the problems enumerated by CoderInCrisis.

OMG I just spewed beer all over my laptop. Were those voices little media peeps actually DISSING the anointed one? Holy beer and pretzels batman.

I just stumbled on this website and boy do you people need a life. So he's got a hacker golf swing - who cares! It has nothing to do with anything that matters. Bush couldn't complete a sentence but is that what made him a terrible Pres? Most of you people probably listen to Rush's
ignorant rants but the fact that he's a fat chunk of drug-addled chickenhawk make him a bad person? Of course not, it's the hypocritical, cowardly hate-mongering the spews from him that makes him a fraud.

Cinderella story, out of nowhere, former greenskeeper, now about to become the Masters champion. [swings, pulverizes yet another flower] It looks like a mirac- it's in the hole! It's in the hole! Bill Murray,Cattyshack!

He looks like he's trying to cut grass with a swing blade.

I just stumbled on this website and boy do you people need a life. So he's got a hacker golf swing - who cares! It has nothing to do with anything that matters. Bush couldn't complete a sentence but is that what made him a terrible Pres? Most of you people probably listen to Rush's
ignorant rants but the fact that he's a fat chunk of drug-addled chickenhawk make him a bad person? Of course not, it's the hypocritical, cowardly hate-mongering the spews from him that makes him a fraud.

Posted by: ThomasJ at June 11, 2009 3:59 PM

Lol. You're an idiot.

Of course not, it's the hypocritical, cowardly hate-mongering the spews from him that makes him a fraud.

I will not have you saying that about our President. I may disagree with him, but he’s still our President. Take your hate and fear and racism elsewhere.

Hilarious! That you don't even see the stupidity in making a "who's the superior golfer" comparison.

I guess that is what Obama gets for spending his time doing his job, instead of out on the golf course improving his swing. Do I really give a shit if our president can play golf? (I'll go ahead and answer that for those who can't complete that thought: The answer is no)

Ooooh, Jay, you really turned that one around on him ... ZING!

MOONBAT MOONBAT BURNING BRIGHT,IN THE FOREST OF THE NIGHT

Special olympics golf Mr. President?

Better though than special olympics presidency, wouldn't you say? If I have to pick between the two, I'll pick the handicapped golfer to the handicapped brain.