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June 21, 2009

Skateboarding Where Great Men Once Walked

How's this for emblematic:

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Above you see 41-year-old adolescent Tony Hawk skateboarding in the White House.

According to Hawk, Comrade Obama apologized for the absence of skateboard ramps, a welcome change from Chairman Zero's usual apologizing for America's historic defense of liberty.

If we don't get adults back in charge immediately, Hawk isn't the only one due for a major wipeout.

On a tip from Viking04.

Posted by Van Helsing at June 21, 2009 11:58 AM

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Egad. Don't you know how happy the White House staff is about the scuffs on that floor.

Posted by: MoogieP at June 21, 2009 12:26 PM

They should invite Bam Margera of JACKASS fame to build skateboard ramps inside the Whitehouse and he can bring along his convicted child molestor uncle Don Vito along.

Posted by: Anonymous at June 21, 2009 12:38 PM

hi

Posted by: Jacquelenebarns at June 21, 2009 1:06 PM

Eh, I'd let him do it too. 0bama won't release the visitor logs, but I think it's safe to assume, given his associations, that Tony Hawk busting ollies is the least of our concerns when it comes to White House guests.

Posted by: Smoke TNT at June 21, 2009 1:27 PM

There really is no dignity in this administration.

Posted by: Evil Otto at June 21, 2009 2:03 PM

Take a good look folks, these clowns are running our country.

That's right Otto.....no dignity.

Libs really have no dignity in general.

Posted by: Dave at June 21, 2009 2:14 PM

Whats is comming to when someone can go skateboarding through the whitehouse like this AND SOME SAY THE GHOST OF ABRAHAM LONCOLN is huanting the whitehouse AND HE IS REALY RESTLESS NOW

Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at June 21, 2009 3:01 PM

TONY HAWK YOU DISRESPECFUL DORFO IM GOING TO FLY TO WHERE YOU ARE A RALPH UP ALL OVER YOU BIRD BARF KKKAAAAHHHAACCKKKK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK

Posted by: Flu-Bird at June 21, 2009 4:54 PM

I hope he falls down and breaks his hinie

Posted by: firebird at June 21, 2009 11:34 PM

About the non-release of the visitor logs....I read a thread on the DU and they were ROYALLY PISSED OFF about this. Even turning coat on the messiah. It was this issue more than anything else. Who knows how these little goons think?

Posted by: Karin at June 22, 2009 5:44 AM

Wait I thought this was about the most famous skateboarder in the world wheeling through the white house? Isn't that the subject of your outrage on this string?

Skateboarding is moonbatty! Nobody should do it!

Posted by: Anonymous at June 22, 2009 9:18 AM

UNGREATFUL WRETCH SPURWING PLOVER IS ONE ANGRY SHOREBIRD SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK

Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at June 22, 2009 11:39 AM

This is absurd. If no respect is the order of the day then so be it. I realize michelle-of-the-toned-arms isnt proud of (her)country and the unvetted in charge just wants to eat his waffle but, really. have respect for the dignity of who has been before you ant those who will clean up your mess.
Even if its the cleaning lady.
WADDANASS

Posted by: czuch at June 22, 2009 12:38 PM

Very Aptly Put, Van.

Posted by: Heather M at June 22, 2009 6:40 PM

Go Tony! I think it's awesome. The worst things done in the White House have nothing to do with skateboarding - they have to do with lies, torture, senseless destruction and the taking of innocent lives. When Obama starts to traffic in that stuff, I'll worry. But skateboarding? Who's that gonna hurt? Nobody, that's who - except those who suffer from ODS, and for those poor souls, just waking up hurts.

Posted by: beetroot at June 22, 2009 8:04 PM

Citizens! Keep up this dignified whining and snuffling over lack of dignity, somewhere.

Posted by: The Third Policeman at June 22, 2009 8:11 PM

At least that libtard stayed off our lawn, right?

Posted by: mdh at June 22, 2009 11:37 PM

Skaters in the White House! Oh, the outrage! How dare he act so undignified?!

Would it be impolite to mention Jeff Gannon?

Posted by: atheist at June 23, 2009 2:06 AM

I'm very concerned about this.

Posted by: sugarbiscuit at June 23, 2009 6:18 AM

Indeed. No dignity. We need the grownups back. Next thing you know, they'll be making fart jokes in the White House.

Oh, wait...

Posted by: forked tongue at June 23, 2009 6:48 AM

"But skateboarding? Who's that gonna hurt?"

Have you never noticed just how much damage skateboards do to marble floors and benches?

Posted by: pst314 at June 23, 2009 8:35 AM

Man, this site is hilarious. I've rarely found a more joyless, petty, empty-headed pile of douchery in my searches along the vast plain of wingnut impotency. I mean, you're still Class A material compared to the big league douches, but you are definitely demonstrating some talent.

I'm bookmarking you fuckers. I expect to see consistent comedic improvement in your march to further marginalization. By the way, folks, what is it like to be the modern-day Whigs?


Posted by: Bordo at June 23, 2009 9:35 AM

@ Bordo:

Oh, hell yes. I guess this is the grand, sweeping vision that's going to bring the GOP back from the dustbin of history: pissing and moaning about the possibility of slightly-more-than-usual scuffs on the floor of a hall in the WH. I say maximum exposure for these guys. I'm delighted to give them the hits.

Posted by: tb at June 23, 2009 10:09 AM

Lighten up, wingnuts.

That is all.

And Bam Margera's child molester uncle? Republican.

Posted by: Jamey at June 23, 2009 2:15 PM

Oh, how true, how true. I certainly miss the majesty and poise of George W. Bush.

Posted by: g at June 23, 2009 7:26 PM

Anyone remember when conservatives weren't a bunch of pathetic crybabies?

Posted by: TR at June 23, 2009 7:57 PM

@ TR

No.

Posted by: jshinola at June 24, 2009 5:35 AM

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