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Looks like Michelle's children have been busy in arts and crafts class.

Looks like a ordinary house dress

Um... honey, your hips might be something you want to draw attention away from... just sayin'

Nice apron, now back in de kitchen afore da massa fine y'all owcheerah not be woikin'!

Yeah Barney. I'm no fashionisto, but orange horizontal stripes across the hips might work better on a skinny girl.

The dress looks like a cook's apron with plastic Hawaiian leis glued to it.

The guy in the red tie can hardly keep from laughing out loud. Gotta love it.

It looks like the trim section at JoAnn Fabrics threw up on her shirt.

YIKES! And I thought the spider woman dress she wore for the coronation...uh, I mean inauguration was ugly.

And a girl with big legs like that shouldn't be wearing a mini. I hate those dowdy cardigans she's always putting on. Looks like something you might throw on to go check the mail real quick.

Making fun of Michelle Obama's ugly dress is a thousand times worse than jokes about raping Sarah Palin's daughters; which is actually okay because it's just comedy. ... I'LL BE OFF THE COMPUTER IN A MINUTE, MOM!... But making fun of her dress is racism, and I hope you all get cancer and die before you can spread your hate any further.

For God's sake, she wore this to Westminster Abbey. *blush* Contrast that with how Carla Bruni dresses. Impeccable.

It's RAAAACIST to insult the latest in Klingon fashion.

The second coming of Jackie O she isn't.

The communists have arrived

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Administration-Rein-in-pay-apf-15500519.html?.v=6

This is the modern-day Jackie O?

PREDICTION: $250 OIL...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2009/jun/10/oil-market-reserves

Hopey changey, lets make sure we can't drill or mine for anything new.

What a freak. Seriously. How could anyone with any taste stand to be seen in public even in the trailer park wearing that mess? Just when I thought I couldn't lose any more respect for those lowlifes.

No self respecting Klingon would be caught dead in a getup like that. Klingon's men and women are warriors into thick black leather and metal - plenty of metal. Michele would be cut to ribbons with a Bat'leth in seconds wearing that awful thing.

They look more like this: http://www.mc.edu/campus/users/swhitfie/klingon-lady.jpg

Two notes:

1. To trolls who are stuck on stupid, we are not "outraged" by this. We are just illustrating the difference between your "community-based reality" (i.e. "Michelle Obama is a gorgeous fashion plate with flawless style"), with our more objective reality; she looks like the Predator after bargain hunting at a Hawaiian yard sale.

2. VH and I have huge differences of opinion when it comes to what should be posted on a blog on Thursday.

maybe Prince Charles will knock her up while she is "vacationing"

That's the FIRST LADY???!!! Looks like she's headed to the welfare office to pick up the food stamps for Gods sake! Reeeeeeeal Claaaaaassyyy.

add a big red nose and we could call her "bozette"!

Are we still in Jr. High?? Tryin' to out do, and 'fit in' all at the same time??
Haven' seen this Thrift-store-ecclectic look since the 80's and Cyndi Lauper. Oh yeah, that's the look that was 'in' when SHE was in High School. (Same attitude too.) This gal, on top of bein' homely, now officially has no taste or class.

2. VH and I have huge differences of opinion when it comes to what should be posted on a blog on Thursday.

Posted by: V the K at June 11, 2009 8:29 AM

Indeed.

Looks like Michelle's children have been busy in arts and crafts class.

OMG that's too funny - I almost spit my coffee out on the computer screen.

I can't figure this get-up out.

Is a mini-dress on top of jeans?

Is it 2 top - one with the top cut off?

This outfit reminds me of something I saw at a Prince concert once.

It looks like a slip with panties sewn around it.

eatme,
Prince Charles is a damned twit but I'm sure he would stop at doing a bloody wog!

When your hubby is ruler of the US of A I guess you can dress anyway you want. Who knows for sure, maybe she was checking out clown colleges the day this photo was taken.

When I was a teenager in the 1980's, I wore clothes similar to this!! I definitely would have been dancing around to my Duran Duran albums in this outfit. (but without the cardigans....plural...why does she need more than one?...maybe she should spread the wealth around and share one of her cardigans) I wasn't into cardigans.

Oh, my gosh....I am sooooo racist for making fun of Michelle.

In the original article, the fashion writer is falling all over herself to try and be positive about it. She had to finally gingerly dip her toe in and say "I can't really defend the strange orange snake about her hips."

The British ladies' comments are "Go Michelle" and the Americans are "Oh my God how embarassing."

C'mon, don't be so critical. It's the perfect thing to wear ...to a dog fight. /g

What is with the double neckline? Is that a tube top underneath or her bra? And the hair so pasted down? It looks like someone forgot to attach her weave.

While I'm on a catty roll, that belt is fugly, and it looks like it cost $1.99 at a mall kiosk. And what she's wearing on top does absolutely nothing for the bustline. Shudder to think what shoes she's wearing.
OK now I'm done.
[/perez hilton]

Barney Sullivan Perez- "Um... honey, your hips might be something you want to draw attention away from... just sayin'"

She knows what's she's doing. The hips draw attention away from the head.

What the hell? She's bald and no one told us?
Maybe she should have her own personal man "servant" like barry does. I'm sure a guy like reggie love could help her don't you think? Or was she just stealing from his closet [!] so Barry might take a second look at her instead of....oh, you know....

Makes this even funnier:

The French are confirmed fans of the Obamas, whose politics and elegant style conform to their ideal vision of the United States. The couple makes frequent appearances on the covers of French magazines. Michelle Obama, whose wardrobe choices are analyzed, gets an A-plus for sartorial glamor, natural poise and sheer intelligence

Michelle Obama, whose wardrobe choices are analyzed, gets an A-plus for sartorial glamor, natural poise and sheer intelligence

What, pray tell, has she done to demonstrate "sheer intelligence"?

I don't understand why so many people think she's so attractive and glamorous. Quite frankly I think she's well below average in attractiveness, adjusted for age.

She looks like the modren version of "The Emperor's New Clothes"!

Gawd, I hate that racist bitch.

:P

That's one ugly, tasteless b*tch!

You would think she would continue to wear her hair in a way that hides the klingon ridges wouldn't you?
Now where is that lace wigs guy when you need him?

Christmasghost -- I thought the same thing lol.

Hundreds go hungry and she run around in fancy designer clothes

You spend a lot of fruitless time hating, the lot of you. Go on put on your lovely white hooded cloaks that you think are the height of fashion, and just plant a burning cross in their yard already. You're dying to do it.

WOW...what's she gonna do next- dye her hair orange and shave the top of her head??

Makes you wonder what kind of shoes she's wearing, doesn't it?

Oh no, you don't like her clothes! You really got her there.