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June 2, 2009

Playboy Descends Into Political Pornography

Despite what taxpayer-funded hard left propagandist Bill Moyers might say, Sean Hannity's radio show is not political pornography. Playboy shows us what the term really means in an article on conservative women that author Guy Cimbalo would like to rape, or as a degenerate moonbat like himself would eloquently put it, "hate f**k."

At least Playboy had the shame to pull the article. From the cached page:

Obama promised us the dream of post-partisanship — a cuckoo land where party affiliation and factional animosity were forgotten. Turn on cable news or open any newspaper, however, and you'll quickly discover that the dream has yet to materialize. But there is a way to reach across the aisle without letting principles fall by the wayside. We speak, naturally, of the hate f**k. We may despise everything these women represent, but {expletive deleted} they're hot.

The list of lovely conservatives who would be wise to invest in concealed carry permits in light of the article include Michelle Malkin, Mary Katharine Ham, Amanda Carpenter, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Laura Ingraham, Pamela Geller, and Congresswoman Michele Bachman. Who knew liberals had such good taste in women? Maybe one day they'll evolve enough to express it in a less disgusting manner.

MichelleMalkin_mink.jpg
Inspiring dark impulses in moonbats.

On a tip from Burning Hot. Hat tips: Gateway Pundit, Yid With Lid, Michelle Malkin.

Posted by Van Helsing at June 2, 2009 9:46 AM

Comments

Playboy may be angling for their own stimulus plan...
due to decreased sales they are combining the July & August issue into one.....

Posted by: blue at June 2, 2009 9:58 AM

"Obama promised us the dream of post-partisanship — a cuckoo land where party affiliation and factional animosity were forgotten. Turn on cable news or open any newspaper, however, and you'll quickly discover that the dream has yet to materialize."

so, since Obama's promise can't be kept, it must be the fault of the conservatives...

Posted by: eat me at June 2, 2009 10:01 AM

When Obama bails out Playboy, will He insist on a Helen Thomas centerfold in the interests of diversity?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 2, 2009 10:16 AM

I think a Helen Thomas,Janet Reno and Hillary centerfold leaning toward a lesbian threesome would do. Oh yeah lots of tongue too. :>}

Posted by: Farmer Ted at June 2, 2009 10:37 AM

Finally, a Liberal who admits to the hate.

Posted by: Viking04 at June 2, 2009 10:39 AM

You left out Ann Coulter in the list of conservative ladies who should think about right-to-carry permits.
But on second thought, can you imagine the whippin Ann Coulter would put on (whether he liked it or not) George Stephanopolous if he even offered to buy her a drink? Manliner ain't gonna help you either, George, you lispy faggot. She don't need a gun!
Be nice to shoot Matthews though, just to see him ooze his pants again!

Posted by: Shooter1001 at June 2, 2009 11:08 AM

Well, Michelle certainly is inspiring, that's for damn sure. Our liberal friend probably thought he was doing the lesser people a favor, deigning to bestow his charms upon a "woman of color", and a conservative at that. He probably sees nothing wrong with any of what I just said.

Even given how degenerate as your average leftist is, I just can't fathom how any editor could let a column like that get published as it was written. If the original column had been written like the one at Politico by Anne Mullins (and I guess Slate did something similar), where it was whitewashed into a more "acceptable" form, you could maybe understand how an leftist "feeling his oats" in this time of Obamunism might publish it. But good grief, people, you just published a column advocating raping conservative women, and a hate crime at that! I'd ask how stupid they could be, but the left keeps on surprising me with each passing day, so there's no point waiting on an answer.

BTW, my wife is Asian, and if I ever referred to her as a "woman of color", she'd refer a frying pan to the side of my head.

Posted by: CoderInCrisis at June 2, 2009 11:12 AM

VH lists Michelle Malkin, Mary Katharine Ham, Amanda Carpenter, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Laura Ingraham, Pamela Geller, and Congresswoman Michele Bachman.

Let's not forget Governor Palin, Liz Cheney, and of course, Miss Ann Hart Coulter.

I think that's what makes those Loopy, Loony, Lying, Lemming-Like Leftie Losers ™ (at least the ones that aren’t gay) so angry - our gals are not only smarter and more industrious, but a whole lot more pleasant to look at, too.....

Actually, I take that back - ESPECIALLY the ones that are "gay".

Posted by: TonyD95B at June 2, 2009 11:14 AM

Farmer Ted,
You left out Whopi Goldberg in that pile. (We must celebrate diversity you know.)

Shooter,
The list of gorgeous Conservative ladies is only surpassed by the list of scary, liberal females. It's way too long to list here. Being Conservative is one of the many, many traits that make them gorgeous.

Posted by: anonymous at June 2, 2009 11:18 AM

HUGH HEFFNER is a dirty owlife smut merchant and demacratic freak face

Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at June 2, 2009 11:20 AM

I told my wife she should start watching FOXNEWS instead of those network commies. She said I only watch FOX for the newsbunnies. She's 1/2 right!

Liberal broads all look like granola bars to me. Hard to pick out the lesbians sometimes. You know they're there, just which ones?

I really dislike many of those liberal broads, but if y'all want to get together and do a 'gang hate rape/fuck' on say, Susan Sarandon, or one of those NARAL or PETA types, count me out, OK?
I'm not a young man but with many trips to Mexico, living in Brasil for a year or two, armed forces etc. I've managed never to have any creepy crawlers wandering around my pubic area nor any need for any penicillin shots, know what I mean?
You mess with them liberal women, boys, sure as the Sun comes up in the East, you'll be scratchin and burnin in a day or two, guaranteed!

Posted by: Shooter1001 at June 2, 2009 12:07 PM

Obama promised us the dream of post-partisanship — a cuckoo land where party affiliation and factional animosity were forgotten.

Amazing, the arrogance. I knew a guy who, in conversation, told me about when he was a kid. He tied a string of firecrackers to a cat's tail. Thought it was the funniest thing. He explained: the cat had been terrorizing the neighborhood so it had it coming. The cat had been terrorizing the neighborhood.

Posted by: Kevin R at June 2, 2009 12:54 PM

BTW, my wife is Asian, and if I ever referred to her as a "woman of color", she'd refer a frying pan to the side of my head.

Posted by: CoderInCrisis at June 2, 2009 11:12 AM

He he! I married me a mocha skinned Indian gal who'd do the same too.

Posted by: Nathaniel M at June 2, 2009 1:31 PM

RE: Posted by: Shooter1001 at June 2, 2009 12:07 PM

They don't call it "Fox News" for nothing! Patti Ann Brown, Julie Banderas, Alisyn Camerota, Alexis Glick, Tracy Byrnes....I could go on.....

Like I said, nothing galls the Left more than knowing we have better gals than they do - smarter and more accomplished, too.

Even our lesbians are better - for proof, check out Tammy Bruce.

Posted by: TonyD95B at June 2, 2009 1:57 PM

Liberals marinate in hate. It's all they've got.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 2, 2009 2:07 PM

Megen Kelly should have been nominated to the SC not that bimbolinarican!
Camerota and my daughter-in-law could be twins. My son did good!
If Tracy Byrnes ever ends up MIA, not to worry, she's safe with me!

Now, the real issue is; whatever happened to Page Hopkins????

Posted by: Shooter1001 at June 2, 2009 2:24 PM

Wonder where the feminists are on this piece? I think it's much like B.J. Bill Clinton while he was out committing lewd acts and shoving cigars in places no cigar should go, the feminazis could give a shit because he "helped keep abortion legal" and would thank him the way Monica did, as one Time magazine columnist said.

The left are a bunch of freaks. Not just physically either, I mean mentally as well.

Posted by: Atomic Lib Smasher at June 2, 2009 3:01 PM

Fortunately for most feminist 'hate rape' is not something they would ever face unless, of course, the rapist were blind.

Posted by: IOpian at June 2, 2009 3:20 PM

I'd tap every single one of those above listed conservative babes if given the chance, and so would all y'all. Of course we'd do it in a most caring and passionate way, not in the violent manner suggested by Cimbalo.

Posted by: Smokey Behr at June 2, 2009 3:28 PM

Back off! I got dibs on Cheryl Casone!

Posted by: Shooter1001 at June 2, 2009 4:13 PM

HEY,

All I want are the Notorious PAB and Julie Banderas. Although it would likely kill me. I won't need any virgins, I'll be set for the afterlife though.

Posted by: anonymous at June 2, 2009 5:08 PM

Wonder where the feminists are on this piece?

Probably ogling the conservative women too, if the feminists I’ve met are any indication.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 2, 2009 5:35 PM

Jay G:

Good call

Posted by: Viking04 at June 2, 2009 5:50 PM

RE: Posted by: anonymous at June 2, 2009 5:08 PM

Aw, The Notorious PAB is Da Bomb, Dude!! Those Red Eye intros ROCK!

Posted by: TonyD95B at June 2, 2009 6:01 PM

VH, I had to give ya props here on my piece today.

Been having writer's block big time. Ya don't really think that would happen with as much fodder as the libs give us these days, but it does every now and then.

Posted by: Atomic Lib Smasher at June 2, 2009 6:24 PM

LARRY FLINT SUCKS TO

Posted by: Flu-Bird at June 2, 2009 9:15 PM

Fortunately for most feminist 'hate rape' is not something they would ever face unless, of course, the rapist were blind.

Don't forget deaf. The screeching howls that eminate from liberal women would kill a boner on a 17 yr old speedballing cialis pills.

Posted by: Anonymous at June 2, 2009 11:26 PM

Don't forget deaf. The screeching howls that eminate from liberal women would kill a boner on a 17 yr old speedballing cialis pills.

I almost spit out my water on that one! Funny!

I always said that's why the media hated Palin. She was a hottie who was a conservative.

I've never seen Coulter in person but I heard when she was at the book signing in Newport Beach, a friend reported back to me she was gorgeous in public.

I've noticed that all along, more of the conservative women were hotter and the liberal women? Not so much.

Posted by: Janet at June 2, 2009 11:32 PM

I've never seen Coulter in person but I heard when she was at the book signing in Newport Beach, a friend reported back to me she was gorgeous in public.

Eh, well... Coulter is good looking, but a little too skinny for my taste IMO.

Posted by: Atomic Lib Smasher at June 3, 2009 7:27 AM

Dennis Miller said helen thomas looks like janet napalitano before you add water. I almost died, but I didnt want to give my lib brother the satisfaction. I walked around the house laughing fer days. Ever see the comparison twixt lib and conservative women? We win easily.
How could you espouse hate and rape? I dont think ANY woman would think thats passable.
2010/2012/2013, choose your revolution

Posted by: czuch at June 3, 2009 7:40 AM

I knew you guys would have fun with this thread. I'm no lez but I gotta say that Meghan Kelly has Drop Dead Legs.

You should see over at the DU when they decide to post pictures of themselves. It's exactly what you think. Once, they decided to have a little meetup at a restaurant and posted pictures. One pasty, bloated balding wisp of a man with arms as skinny as mine, and about 10 of the homliest, angriest, fattest, bitter women you'd ever want to see. They were sitting around with their chins in their hands.

Posted by: Karin at June 3, 2009 8:38 AM

Karin, got a link to that? It sounds priceless!

I've got an idea. Why doesn't Playboy merge with the NY Times? It would raise the stature of both publications.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 3, 2009 9:33 AM

iS THIS NOT CONSIDERED HATE SPEACH? LIKE THE KIND CHRISTIANS ARE ALWAYS ACCUSED OF. WEATHER A WOMAN IS LIBERAL OR CONSERVATIVE THEY ARE DUE RESPECT.

Posted by: SHEL at June 4, 2009 8:13 PM

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Conservative women are HOTter! But it's not hard to imagine the justified 'Liberal' outrage if say, Hustler Magazine ran a disgusting parody where Rush, Hannity, Beck, Savage and Ann Coulter gang-rape and tickle-torture Katie Couric, the PIAPS, and then Nancy Pelosi.

Imagine. The outrage would last for months in the MSM. There would be calls for firings and boycotts. NOW would be apoplectic. Poor little outraged, hypocritical Libs.

:)

absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
joke about raping women

if they are conservative
EVIL freedom lovers...

.
absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
sex is the height of evil

so is photography
but not pornography

.
absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
always rape women...

who are conservative
they're just gender traitors
.

Posted by: USpace at June 5, 2009 11:00 PM