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June 3, 2009
Our New Friend Is Going Nuclear
Good news and bad news regarding Comrade Obama and Iran…
First the bad: Chairman Zero won't lift a finger to prevent the demented terrorist regime from acquiring nuclear weapons. He's even declared that Iran — which is floating on a lake of oil — has a right to use nuclear technology to meet its energy needs. America sits atop massive energy resources too, with the difference that we can't access ours, because we are ruled by moonbats. Yet our right to meet our energy needs with nuclear technology is severely curtailed by Democrats. Fortunately for Iran's weapons program, the mullahs don't have that problem.
Now the good news. It doesn't matter that Iran will soon have nuclear weapons, because now we're allies. Israel will soon be a radioactive blighted zone, but all correctly thinking people know that this racist apartheid state has been an obstacle to peace anyway.
Our new friend Mad Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has even been invited to take part in Fourth of July celebrations. Let's hope he doesn't bring his own fireworks.

On tips from mega, John R, and conservativeteen.
Posted by Van Helsing at June 3, 2009 8:18 AM
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Iran gets to build nuclear power plants, America doesn't. Would one of the leftist nitwits on this forum care to explain this for me?
Posted by: V the K at June 3, 2009 8:35 AM
should we be surprised??
Obama is now saying that he is Once, twice, three times a Muslim.........
Posted by: blue at June 3, 2009 8:36 AM
Sure, Iran will use its nuclear power for just energy... just as Kim Jon Menatlly IL did when the Clintons aided him in 1994.
Posted by: Atomic Lib Smasher at June 3, 2009 8:39 AM
Posted by: blue at June 3, 2009 8:43 AM
Posted by: blue at June 3, 2009 8:44 AM
Obama will apparently do anything to facilitate the thermonuclear eradication of Israel.
Hey Sarah Silverman, can you write a new song about this?
Posted by: J at June 3, 2009 8:52 AM
Anyone catch any of that horrifyingly bad ABC special last night about the future of Earth between 2015 and 2100 from the Eco Nut point of view?
Ive seen better production values on Cartoon Networks Adult Swim programming - it was a bunch of cheaply made cartoon stills with some womans voice moaning about how civilization came to end because we were mean to mother Earth. Funny part was at the end, despite all the Eco nut plans, everything ended up like a Mad Max movie anyway.
The predictions were sort of like those infamously wrong Club of Rome / Limits of Growth predictions from the early 1970s. I only caught it during commercials while watching the Stanley Cup finals but what I saw was horrifyingly bad. They couldnt have spent more than $100,000 on the whole thing.
Posted by: Eco NUT at June 3, 2009 9:02 AM
when i heard michael scheuer on bor last night telling u.s. to just accept this i thought i'd entered an alternate universe.
oh. wait! we entered an alternate universe on 11/04/08.
Posted by: nancz at June 3, 2009 9:18 AM
oh. wait! we entered an alternate universe on 11/04/08.
I'm pretty sure Spock has a goatee in this one.
Posted by: V the K at June 3, 2009 9:25 AM
Obama has such a transparent and naive game plan for the Middle East. We give you Israel, and you take us out of your crosshairs. When this sad experiment in flushing principles down the toilet for peace and quiet is concluded, I think we will find ourselves with one less ally, but just as much or more in the crosshairs of the enemy as we have always been.
Posted by: mega at June 3, 2009 9:31 AM
& the enemy will have Nucs
Posted by: eat me at June 3, 2009 9:39 AM
Posted by: V the K at June 3, 2009 8:35 AM
Add to that the fact that we're now sharing our nuclear technology with the UAE. Where were the 9/11 hijackers from, again?
Obama is obviously focused on destroying the U.S. and her allies as quickly as possible. There is no other explanation.
Posted by: cowlove at June 3, 2009 10:21 AM
Iran with nuclear weapons... looks like there might be man-made global warming after all. It just won't happen like the greenies predict.
Posted by: Lord Crimson at June 3, 2009 11:24 AM
Remember the sceine from the movie INDEPENDENCE DAY when the aliens make the whitehouse expolde and picture OBAMA sitting in the oval office
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at June 3, 2009 11:29 AM
Does the U.S. ever stop to think that if Israel is nuked how they would retaliate? They have more than enough nuclear weapons to wipe out all of the Muslim countries so why not use the leftovers on thw Western capitols who have betrayed them, since they will all be dead anyway. Those submarines they possess do present problems, don't they?
Posted by: oldguy at June 5, 2009 7:50 AM

