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why isn't Wendy (Hot & Juicy) Pelosi in the picture??

More like the Hamburglar.

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why isn't Wendy (Hot & Juicy) Pelosi in the picture??

Because, it's "hot and juicy" not "dessicated and botoxed." (Goes for John Kerry, too.)

I keep hearing that conservatives are all but extinct, yet nearly twice as many Americans identify as conservative versus liberal. One almost suspects that the MSM stories of the Death of Conservative may be some sort of deliberate distortion, but surely our fair and objective media/ right-wing corporate owned media would not deliberately play down America's conservatism. What possible agenda could lead them to do that?

all conservatives are balding white men don't ya know?

Proud?

Grow a pair of balls America.

The people of Iran are putting us to shame.

weewilly - and, don't cha know, we also need as many of those little blue pills to get it up.

Since I don't suffer from natural balding, I have my wife

....shave my head.

Obama is good at telling some real whoppers

"cowlove at June 15, 2009 11:00 AM"

Sadly, Americans (Conservative Americans, at least) don't go in for mobs. we are waiting for a leader to say "OK, we'll go".*

*No prizes for knowing the author of that quote.

He looks even scarier than the regular "Burger King" King!

Where is the ghost of gallstone?

Obama: Welcome to Socialist Burger, may I take your order, please?

Hard working, mortgage-paying, tax-paying American family guy seeking health and and medical insurance for working spouse and young children: Yeah, One Medical plan, family size, with everything.

Obama: No can do. How 'bout an assigned doctor, with no more than three visits a year, with $300.00 co-pay per visit, if you need a specialist, there will be a non-specified waiting period, no extra medications, beyond three month's supply, doctor ordered medical tests or procedures require waiting period of at least three months subject to my approval and $10,000 deductible. Would your employer's medical benefits plan taxed pre-tax or after-tax? If your self-employed, sorry, you're outta luck, fella.

Where is the ghost of gallstone?

Sending in his invoice to the America haters, for services rendered.

You can have Ghost of Wellstone when he's done licking my so-called balls. HEY WELLSTONE!!! NO BITING!! SHEESH!!

OT but I am just totally ****** off at our "Alfred E. Newman-in-chief". He was OUTRAGED at the elimination of Tiller the Baby Killer, troubled at the murder of the soldier in Arkansas, and (blank) silent over the murder perpetrated by amahomo's thugs in iran. I'm sorry, but your retard-in-chief has no clue (in the best case) or actually agrees with what is going on in Tehran (which is my opinion of him). Watch out when his jackbooted new panther party thugs start patroling your streets.

yes, Obama is watching with interest how Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is running his re-election both before & after the election.

Our Dear Leader is taking notes and will probably hire Ahmadinejad's campaign manger for 2012.....

After all, if 4 years of Obama makes the masses happy, 8 years will make them squeal with pleasure

OUR GOVT. should pay close attention to Iran......
Cuz they're next

When the stuff hits the blades, too many good ol boys be awaitin the man.

The typical gang banger ain't going to survive. We shoot em first.

Having said that, I probably represent 90% of the opinion of local police, law enforcment, former and currnet military and those in-between.

Life will suck for you when the stuff hits the blades, unless you are already known as a god fearing, family oriented conserative.

So be it.

...and no, you can't have it your way. In fact, you can't have it at all.

In the category of 'you just can't make this shit up'; Obama's sculpted face heads to Mt. Rushmore park

Let's see if he accomplishies anything before we cement him to the hill.............

12-ton statue already touring country en route to South Dakota attraction

http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=101217

http://firedavidletterman.com/

Looks like McBiden is running from a bunch of ticked off tax payers.

Iranians are dying in the streets of Tehran, bravely standing up to totalitarianism.

Here is the nonsensical, jumbled, noncommital response from the president of the United States.

Hey trolls, what do you think about this? Is this the "tough, disciplined" diplomacy you were expecting? Do you find this as embarrassing and humiliating as I do? Is Obama meeting your expectations of what the leader of the free world should be saying and doing in these circumstances? Or is it just like, Iranians, F 'em?

I have been hearing so much from governor Sarah Palin ever since her visit to New York City a few days ago. I am sure that by now you’ve heard the jokes that talk shot host David Letterman made about her daughter. It wasn’t nearly Letterman’s best material, and he admitted as much as he apologized on his show. You would have thought that would have been the end of it, but it seems that Palin and her husband, the first dude of Alaska, feel the need to keep this ball up in the air.

I used to feel sorry for Palin, a not-very-smart person thrust into the spotlight who didn’t realize her 15 minutes were up and kept on talkin’. She’s at it again and, golly, she reminds me of my sister when she was in 10th grade. I never had a sister, but you know what I mean. Ms. Palin, you took your pregnant daughter out on stages all over America and at no point acknowledged the overwhelming hypocrisy of your words and actions. You’re now a grandmother and your daughter has never been married. How ghetto! All of Mr. and Ms. Palin’s dingbat yammering in the last few days over Letterman’s throwaway remarks, featherweight in comparison to the molotovs that men like Limbaugh and Beck hurl with dismal predictability, are showing this pair to be small town hickoids who can’t get over the fact that David Letterman mentioned them on his show. Someone give these two Alaskans a free dinner coupon for Red Lobster and stop picking up the phone when they call.

Several months ago, when I was obligated to take governor Palin somewhat seriously, I was amazed at just how ill-equipped she was not only for the job of vice president but for governor, mayor, and guardian of her daughter’s virginity, and by how the only people who didn’t seem to see it were Sarah Palin and this one woman I met in a parking lot in St. Louis last year. You right-wingers are a strange bunch. Has president Obama come for your guns yet? No? What are you going to do with all those extra bullets? Got any tea bags left? When's the next party?

O.K., I am laughing too much now, gotta go.

Van, if you please; candidate Open Thread YouTube of Hank Jr. with American Will Survive...........

Mucahs Grab Ya Ass,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERJo5IXPhdc

Hey Rollins, you don't get it, remember when Letterman said he had a women stalking him and got a court order for her not to, he's apparently stalking the Palin Family thruogh the Airwaves, what the fuck is the diff.

I'll write again, as soon as I'm done tea bagging Obama.

Rollins, enjoy your moment. 2010 will be here soon enough, and I have a feeling it may be much more interesting and competitive than the media keep telling us. It turns out many people don't really agree with Obama on a few key things. I for one welcome the combat. Not being much of a Palin supporter anymore (following her media interviews during the campaign), though I certainly was at first, I'm not going to stick up for her. I don't think she will be the candidate in 2012 and that there will be some new name who will be much more competitive. I have a feeling the Dems are going to overplay their hand, underestimate their opponents, and waste precious cycles feeling and expressing scorn for Red State types, which will ultimately be very advantageous for conservatives, so I for one welcome the derision and encourage more of it. Please spend a lot of your time and energy writing bad stuff about Sarah Palin, as much as you can stand. Please spend a lot of time and energy feeling outraged and angry about Cheney, Rush, and Nixon.

Rollins - if Letterman is so innocent, why did he really apologize (again) tonight?

Oh, I know, it was because his advertisers were pulling their aids from his show....

Blue, it looks to me like Rollins acknowledged Letterman's apology.

Obama bows to trial lawyers, booed by doctors

Barack Obama isn't used to hearing boos.

For all the young president's popularity, the response he got Monday from doctors at an American Medical Association meeting was a sign his road is only going to get rockier as he tries to sell his plan to overhaul the nation's health care system.

The boos erupted when Obama told the doctors in Chicago he wouldn't try to help them win their top legislative priority — limits on jury damages in medical malpractice cases.

But what could they expect? If Obama announced support for malpractice limits, that would set trial lawyers and unions — major supporters of Democratic candidates — on the attack. Not to mention consumer groups.

I'd like to see the ELF or any other liberal licking cun* show so much strength as a woman.

Liberals are week and feed on you fear of their pretended mass = very small minds.

enjoy both:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmES3xrdsq0

With a kick ass sound track:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BcMof_kwNk

And for all of you Palist-punks and trolls.

These are the women who will violate your forehead with a well aimed, snap shot, .556 round.

Bite me!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W50LoowaFU4&feature=PlayList&p=5E9729AAE955AE15&index=2

Letterman shows some class - surrenders, apologizes to Palin's family

(So much for this speculation: Palin may boost Letterman's ratings)

Another drug-addled Obama to be recast as a community organizer

Oiao, a little worked up this evening?

US massively indebted to China, but will still give it wads of free cash to fight global warming

Wellstone - I see you practice the fine art of British understatement.

I'm ready. Bring it on.

EOM.

Joey Biden as Ronny McDonny cracks me up. He really is a silly clown!

And Rollins is spewing the same Liberal talking points I've heard many times. How is it hypocritical for a pro-life Mom to promote abstinence to her kids? Her daughter chose not to listen and suffered the consequences. It would have been hypocritical if Palin had encouraged her daughter to abort, but she didn't, instead she supported her daughter through her pregnancy and is helping her to take responsibility for her actions. (Also, I've heard many Libs claim that Palin "trotted" her kids out in public to promote her campaign. What a bunch of BS. Since when is it wrong for a VP nominee to have her kids in attendance at the announcement of her VP nomination, etc? If the kids hadn't been there, the Lib news would have accused Palin of trying to hide her teen daughter's pregnancy!)

Californians escaping the Governator in droves

RE: Posted by: Oiao at June 15, 2009 8:55 PM

Good Lord!!! They're bringing up a nice crop of strong, self-assured self-reliant kick-a$$ gals over there, most of 'em pretty hot looking, too.....the kind of girl your typical Liberal Jodie Boy is scared s#itless of.

Nice videos!

Ghost of Wellstone was in my yard today. My garbage can was empty, there was a pile on the lawn and my dog was pregnant.

For some reason the photoshop reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Krusty's assets are seized by the IRS and Krustyburger changed to IRS burger.

Homer: Lesse, I'll have four tax burgers, one IRS-wich, withhold the lettuce, four dependent-sized sodas, and a FICA-ccino.

Kid: Fill out schedule B. You should receive your burgers in six to eight weeks.

Heh.

Wellscrewed Rollins; you are transparent as a ghost.

PRINCETON, NJ -- Thus far in 2009, 40% of Americans interviewed in national Gallup Poll surveys describe their political views as conservative, 35% as moderate, and 21% as liberal. This represents a slight increase for conservatism in the U.S. since 2008, returning it to a level last seen in 2004. The 21% calling themselves liberal is in line with findings throughout this decade, but is up from the 1990s.

http://www.gallup.com/poll/120857/Conservatives-Single-Largest-Ideological-Group.aspx

Guns Don’t Kill People–Liberals Do!

A little over ten years ago, two maniacal Columbine High School students perpetrated the worst high school massacre in America’s history, executing 13 innocent victims and wounding 24 more.

That horrendous event wasn’t even the worst school horror, just the worst high school massacre. In 1927, the “Bath School [Bombing] Disaster” claimed 45 lives and injured 58, the Virginia Tech shooter killed 32 and wounded dozens two years ago, and the 1966 University of Texas rampage took 14 lives and wounded thirty-two.

In each instance, the murderous mayhem was the result of a deeply disturbed individual wreaking havoc whether he used a pistol, a rifle, or bombs. It’s trite but still true to say that guns (or bombs) don’t kill people, people kill people.

Had guns not been available to Eric Harris, Dylan Klebold, Seung-Hui Cho, and Charles Whitman, their sick minds would have conjured up some other method of mass murder, as Andrew Kehoe did with his dynamite and pyrotol at the Bath, MI school.

We’re all aware that when butchers are sufficiently motivated, virtually nothing can stop them from their goals, even if they have to employ American airliners to serve as missiles to kill thousands on 9/11/2001.

Correction: Most thinking people are so aware, which excludes the liberal mentality and its hand-wringing adherents who prefer to find fault with the human psyche rather than with the human miscreants who commit such atrocities.

That said, I’m not a gun guy, a gun nut, or a member of the N.R.A. I don’t even own a gun. However, I revere the Constitution and its much-maligned Second Amendment which reads, “A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms shall not be infringed.”

I choose to skip the controversy over that amendment and such absurdities as arguing over where the commas should go and what the Founding Fathers’ phraseology really means since the entire hullabaloo is a political concoction designed to strip American citizens of their right to defend themselves.

The case for the Second Amendment was closed with these words of a great American: ”What country can preserve its liberties if its rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms.” –Thomas Jefferson to William Stephens Smith, 1787. And these: It is “the right and duty [of citizens] to be at all times armed.”–Thomas Jefferson to John Cartwright, 1824.

So much for the intent of America’s Founders.

Undismayed by reality and committed to re-writing the Consitution to accomplish their own philosophical and political aims, various fatuous reasons are offered today by the Liberal Establishment, all centered on disarming Americans under the pretext of protecting us from ourselves, whereas the protection we need is from our government.

Those pretexts range from ”getting guns off the streets” to making America safer to preventing future Columbines, and all phony reasons in between.

None of those excuses make any sense since criminals will get guns whether they have to illegally import, steal or manufacture them, Americans are hardly safer when they can’t effectively deter their own and their family’s murders, and directions for building crude fertilizer explosives are readily available on the internet.

The Florida experiment of permitting a citizen’s “right to carry” a weapon is usually glossed over or the truth disputed but, as Sgt. Joe Friday used to say, “Facts are facts, ma’am.”

In the ten years after that permission was granted by law, as it is in 30 other states with almost half the country’s population, these changes occurred:

Florida
United States

homicide rate
-36%
-0.4%

firearm homicide rate
-37%
+15%

handgun homicide rate
-41%
+24%

(http://www.justfacts.com/guncontrol.asp)

That same website cites a quotation from one notable, ban all guns, liberal nitwit which reflects the level of thought common among her ilk: “At the time the law was passed, critics predicted increases in violence. The founder of the National Organization of Women, Betty Friedan stated, ‘Lethal violence, even in self-defense, only engenders more violence.’ “

Poor, Ugly Betty. She died in 2006 after a life filled with drudgery, pre-marital affairs, tranquilizers, and spousal abuse. Her feminine mystique was powerless to help her: http://www.nytimes.com/2006/02/05/national/05friedan.html?_r=1

It’s no wonder she wanted others to be put out of their misery by some armed intruder. That would surely engender less violence!

In 1995, almost 44,000 people were killed on our roadways, . . .

(Read the rest at http://genelalor.com)

The sad truth is Obama wouldn't even make a very good assistant manager at Burger King. Has that guy ever actually had to work?

The People's Cube weighs in on Letterman. Great graphic for a future open thread.

Good news! The fashion industry is going to keep pretending that Michelle Obama is a good looking fashion icon!

mega your link has a colon at the end that lead it to a 404 error.

Corrected.

I adopt the Michelle Obama look when I weed my garden (but for a fraction of the cost, and with a better sense of color coordination, of course).

Our own Pravda!

Via Drudge but linked to a financial markets blog I frequent.

No matter what - you gots to love this man.

Stands his ground! Saw him in Sac-O-Tomatoes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW-IDsmFr7c&feature=player_embedded

Obligitory! What if......................?

http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=101162

Fourth-grader Sean Cornish says his classmates "think it's dumb that they have to go to school for these extra days because some lady messed up."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090616/ap_on_re_us/us_odd_school_s_not_out