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June 25, 2009
Obama Gives Our Money to Robert Mugabe
You've got to say this for Comrade Obama: he looks out for his own. He may leave his brother to rot in a tiny shack on less than $1/month and his illegal alien aunt to subsist in public housing while he lives like a czar. But when it comes to his ideological brethren, he can be very generous — with our money, of course. For example, he has committed $73 million in tax loot to the demonic regime in Zimbabwe.
Zimbabwe is run by socialist looters, brutally hostile to Caucasians, whose monetary policy consists of adding more and more zeros to the currency. You can see why Chairman Zero would have a soft spot for them.
In other foreign policy news, Comrade Obama is restoring diplomatic relations with America's enemies in Venezuela and Syria. I think I'm starting to see a pattern here…


Hat tip: Rosita the Prole, on a tip from BURNING HOT.
Posted by Van Helsing at June 25, 2009 8:45 AM
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Nice pics... monkey see, monkey do.
Posted by: Henry at June 25, 2009 9:05 AM
From the story in the NYT: "Mr. Obama said that he had committed $73 million in assistance to Zimbabwe, but that the money 'will not be going to the government directly because we continue to be concerned about consolidating democracy, human rights and rule of law.'”
I assume there is a Zimbabwean chapter of ACORN that will be putting that $73M to good use.
Posted by: ruddie at June 25, 2009 9:37 AM
I have several $50 billion Zimbabwe dollar bills I got on Ebay for 2 bucks a piece. Does that mean I can cash mine in for American dollars???
Posted by: Anonymous at June 25, 2009 9:52 AM
When foreign diplomats ask for "loans" the take decades to pay off (If we're LUCKY), our Treasury officers should tell them "Sorry, but things are tough all over".
Posted by: KHarn at June 25, 2009 10:30 AM
Ruddie, note that the Messiah has yet to say anything nearly as firm about Iran.
Or Chicago or Detroit, for that matter.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 25, 2009 11:14 AM
Come to think of it you never see Mugabe and Obama in the same place at the same time. Mugabe isn't Barry's daddy is he? Or were they seperated at birth? Or are they Pinky and the Brain plotting to take over the world? These are questions perspiring minds need answers to.
Posted by: Capt. Kranky at June 25, 2009 11:25 AM
Give ol'zero time. In a couple of years you might get yourself executed in Zimbabwe for insulting the supreme leader Mugabe by comparing him to such scum as Obama. Even the most loathsome murderous madmen gotta have some standards!
Posted by: SnowSnake at June 25, 2009 11:48 AM
Not bad now why dont they take their shoes off and bang it on the podeum just like KRUSCHEV did
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at June 25, 2009 11:54 AM
So millions of our tax dollars go to African thugs who've terrorized White land owners for decades. And now our Rulers have decided to send billions of our $ to countries that promise not to cut trees in the name of a hoax. http://washingtontimes.com/news/2009/jun/25/climate-bill-gives-billions-to-foreign-foliage/
Meanwhile, we have to cut medical costs by denying life prolonging care to the elderly and infirm here in Amerika. Can anyone else see the idiocy of these policies.
Posted by: Tom at June 25, 2009 12:52 PM
The article actually said:
Mr. Obama said that he had committed $73 million in assistance to Zimbabwe, but that the money “will not be going to the government directly because we continue to be concerned about consolidating democracy, human rights and rule of law.”
I do not like Barack Obama, I did not vote for hims and cannot wait until this socialist is thrown out of the White House, however it does not serve the purposes of showing what he trully is by misleading people over what an article says.
so please get it right!
Posted by: john at June 25, 2009 1:20 PM
John,
How would you possibly send $73 million to Zimbabwe and not have it go to the government? Please explain. Anything that goes into that country goes to the government: aid, relief food shipments, medical aid, mercy packages, any money from any source, etc. They take it all and give it to whom they please. Just exactly what mechanism would it be possible to use so that the government would not get it?
Posted by: SnowSnake at June 25, 2009 1:31 PM
Where are the conservative fact checkers and smear police on this one?
Obama met with the prime minister Tsvangirai - I'm thinking the money or aid would be under his control.
Posted by: Brandon at June 25, 2009 2:03 PM
Please explain, how is it that the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe is not affiliated whatsoever with the government of Zimbabwe?
Posted by: son of a preacher man at June 25, 2009 2:28 PM
Obviously the prime minister is part of the government.
Do you think Tsvangirai and Mugabe are friends?
Posted by: Brandon at June 25, 2009 2:48 PM
Brandon,
In Zimbabwe, if you have any influence, title, property, or can do anything about anything there are two possiblilities: you are Mugabe's friend or you are dead.
I don't think our liberal friends have thought much about what happens when you extrapolate the line on which Obama is progressing. It does not lead to glory, wealth, happiness, and freedom for all. Take a very good look at Zimbabwe, it is our future!!
Posted by: SnowSnake at June 25, 2009 4:34 PM
snowsnake, you should check out Morgan Tsvangirai- he's been arrested a number of times, tortured, faced assassination attempts, his body guard was killed, all by Mugabe's thugs. Also his wife died and his grandson drowned under suspicious circumstances.
Posted by: Brandon at June 25, 2009 6:02 PM
Brandon,
Yup. I know that! And you don't think he's gonna die? Giving him something that Mugabe has to get his hands on is sure gonna make things go a lot better for him--might as well just kill him yourself. If you want to see what will happen, take three or four timber wolves like maybe the deer killers in northern Minnesota, put them in an enclosure with water and no food for about four or five days, and then put a poodle in there with a nice bowl of bloody porkchops with the liberal type idea that the wolves should watch it eat, and stand back and watch.
Posted by: SnowSnake at June 25, 2009 6:26 PM
Oh c'mon Snow,
Brandon can't possibly know the oucome. He would have to counsult a latina, black, asain, and several other "special" groups and then seek the giudance of the oracle Obambi and his rule book to tell you what is SUPPOSED to happen. You should know that intentions are everything and results dont actually matter to liberals.
The rest of us dumb hicks would just shield our eyes from the impending carnage.
Posted by: Michelle at June 25, 2009 7:29 PM
Mussolini and Hitler were big time buddies as well
Posted by: Flu-Bird at June 25, 2009 9:21 PM
Well I hope the CIA has a better idea about Zimbabwe's internal politics than any of us do. While I know there is no faith in Obama here, I also expect Obama to consult with the CIA before handing money over to anyone over there.
Posted by: Brandon at June 25, 2009 10:04 PM
The CIA will probably tell him that Mugabe has weapons of mass destruction (that CIA?), and maybe Obama will invade Zimbabwe. Obama has spent his whole career ranting against the military and CIA. I think it would be reasonable to expect some of the small cogs far down in the bowls of the machine, who maybe can remember a little bit further back then yesterday, to sort of shade things as they pass information up the line. Eventually, as each person with a little bit of a pissed-off feeling adds and colors a little, the picture is not at all what the truth was--if anybody ever knew it. Thus, somebody passing gas in a crowd ends up being reported as somebody stockpiling poisonous gas and experimenting on humans. I always imagine these lower level CIA guys holding their sides and rolling on the floor kicking their heels as they scream in laughter and unbearable glee when the worthless politicians, whom they loathe and despise, buy into this crap and act on it.
Posted by: SnowSnake at June 25, 2009 11:07 PM
The CIA lies, Brandon. Trust me!
Posted by: "Senator" Nancy Pelosi at June 26, 2009 7:30 AM
Bwandon- "While I know there is no faith in Obama here, I also expect Obama to consult with the CIA before handing money over to anyone over there."
Why? It won't make any difference. Hussein will do exactly what his Fabian-communist counterparts in the British govt did- cough up as much dough for the Mau-mau cause, from American taxpayers as he can get away with. The "hideously white" socialists in Britain have forked over $60million to Mugabe, this year alone. Why wouldn't machine-gun Bob be able to count on a fellow communist brutha for buck$? As for your trust in Tsvangirai, he announced in London that, in regards to "reform"-
"Tsvangirai insisted that Mugabe -- who previously tried to crush his Movement for Democratic Change (MDC) was an essential part of the country's "transitional solution". "In fact, he is an indispensable, irreplaceable part of the transition," he said."
http://rawstory.com/news/afp/Tsvangirai_recounts_relationship_wi_06202009.html
Posted by: chairman soetoro's oprichniki at June 26, 2009 10:47 PM
It's pretty obvious now why there has never been a black president before. And why there should never be another one...EVER. Historic my pasty white ass.
To all you liberal obama lovers, there will be consequences. This commie totalitarian shit will not stand.
Posted by: grayjohn at June 28, 2009 8:34 AM

