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June 8, 2009
Naked Moonbat Turns Church Into Biohazard
Posted by Dave Blount at June 8, 2009 11:06 AM
Uh oh — another naked moonbat is on the loose:
SEATTLE — Services were moved to the parking lot of a Rainier Beach church after a naked man smashed through a window Saturday, spattering HIV-positive blood inside and leaving a trail of destruction through the house of worship.
Be careful when cleaning up the messes made by moonbats…
The pastor, Rev. James Hicks, says church members started cleaning up the mess until they learned that the man is HIV-positive and has hepatitis C — possibly creating a bio-hazard inside the house of worship.
The rampage went from room to room — a picture gallery was torn from the walls, a trophy case was broken open, mirrors were shattered — and blood was smeared on walls, fixtures and furniture.
Which side won this Culture War skirmish is debatable; the naked raider has been arrested for burglary.
On a tip from Wiggins.
