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June 5, 2009

Joy Behar Confuses Baptism With Waterboarding

Joy Behar of ABC's The View must be on the level. No parody of a moonbat idiot would go this far over the top:

An ancient Christian religious ritual is apparently comparable to a controversial interrogation technique, according to Joy Behar of ABC's "The View." On June 3, the hosts of "The View" were discussing the new reality show, "I'm a Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here," where pampered "celebrities" are placed in a jungle in Costa Rica. "Hills" reality television star Spencer Pratt was baptized on the show and "The View" featured a clip from his baptism in a river.
Behar, of course, had to add in her usual quip. "Isn't it like water boarding — when they dump your head under there like that?"

So that's why moonbats are so bent out of shape over a couple of terrorists having been waterboarded. They think it's related to baptism.

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A guiding light for liberal housewives.

On a tip from V the K.

Posted by Van Helsing at June 5, 2009 8:28 AM

Comments

Oh great, now all the Moose Limbs are going to claim the terrorists were BAPTIZED !!! UFB

Posted by: Moose Limb Rampage at June 5, 2009 8:36 AM

So water boarding is torture, but tasering someone till they comply is ok?

is it really that hard to rub a rough plastic stick on someone that you have to torture them with what amounts to a cattle prod for humans to get it?

for Christ’s sake… move him from one cell to another and then collect hair samples and skin samples off his damn pillow and mattress!!!!!!!!!! And if that aint good enough turn up the heat in the middle of the night so they sweat for a half hour and voila!

This police power is getting like in germany and russia last century.

Yesterday there was another piece where a child was tasered because they didn’t get off the phone and go to class.

Pretty soon we will just be moved like cattle with tasers if we don’t comply with authority.

Not much different that the whips that the SS had at the tables where they searched bags like they do now in the subways…

NIAGARA COURTS RULING: Taser use to obtain DNA not unconstitutional

http://www.niagara-gazette.com/breakingnews/local_story_154132251.html

A decision by Falls Police to use a Taser to obtain a DNA sample from a suspect in an armed robbery, shooting and kidnapping is not unconstitutional.

Niagara County Court Judge Sara Sheldon Sperrazza reached that conclusion in a 16 page decision handed down Wednesday that refused to dismiss an indictment against Ryan Smith and denied his request to have DNA evidence that links him to two separate criminal cases thrown out.

The ruling left Smith’s attorney, Patrick Balkin, stunned and requesting additional time to prepare for a trial that had been scheduled to begin later this month.

“Your honor, I was not expecting this ruling,” Balkin said. “I have not begun to have the DNA evidence analyzed and will need time to do that.”

Sperrazza set a new trial date of Aug. 10.

“I was not surprised. I was confident the judge would rule in our favor,” Assistant District Attorney Doreen Hoffmann said. “Clearly, we are satisfied that the judge heard all the evidence at the hearing and made the correct decision.”

Balkin sharply questioned the ruling.

“She’s the first judge in western civilization to say you can use a Taser to enforce a court order,” Balkin said.

Smith, standing next to his attorney as the decision was announced, showed no reaction. He faces charges of first-degree robbery, burglary, second-degree kidnapping and other crimes stemming from a pair of incidents in 2006.

In July 2006, Smith is accused of being one of four suspects who staged a home invasion in the Falls that involved tying up two children with duct tape and forcing their mother to go to another home where a man was shot in a robbery attempt.

Then on Christmas Eve 2006, Smith is accused of staging the armed hold-up of a gas station and convenience store on Hyde Park Boulevard and Ontario Avenue.

Detectives recovered DNA evidence from a pop can at the home invasion scene and from a glove left behind at the robbery scene and a search of the state’s DNA data base matched that evidence to Smith. Prosecutors asked Sperrazza for an order to get a DNA sample from Smith in August 2008 and he voluntarily gave that sample to police.

In September 2008, prosecutors asked for another DNA sample because the first one had been sent to the wrong laboratory and could not be used. Sperrazza signed the second request and Falls Police went looking for Smith.

When they found Smith and took him to police headquarters, he refused to give another sample, telling the officers that he would have to “be tased” to give one. After detectives and officers tried to get Smith to comply with the court order, and he refused, they drive stunned him with a Taser and then took the DNA sample.

Balkin had argued that the use of the Taser to get Smith to give up the DNA sample violated his constitutional right against an unreasonable search and seizure. Sperrazza ruled that the police action was reasonable.

Posted by: Artfldgr at June 5, 2009 8:48 AM

Joy Behar(f)

Joy Behar is torture.

Posted by: We Are So Screwed at June 5, 2009 9:03 AM

what a kunt!

Posted by: bitch hunter at June 5, 2009 9:21 AM

Gee, as a recovering Southern Baptist, I guess that means I was waterboarded too as a young preteen! And yet in my case, I'd do again just for the public testimony of death and burial of sin, and resurrection into new life.

Oh, and Joyless Behar is an idiot...but God still loves her anyway; pretty neat how that works.

Posted by: Nunya at June 5, 2009 9:31 AM

Any volunteers for a gang/hate/rape/throatfuck?

I thought not! Yeah. Yeah. I know, I know, last time we had to listen to 20 minutes of 'People' before she'd let us go.

Posted by: Shooter1001 at June 5, 2009 10:13 AM

Just looking at that fat pig is torture

Posted by: Unicorn Fart at June 5, 2009 11:10 AM

if i met her i would waterboard this sh't out of her

Posted by: Joe Nen at June 5, 2009 12:19 PM

At what point in our history did the opinion of angry dimwitted liberal yentas become important? I wish this cow would just go away, along with babs and the fat black one. Keep the idiot whoopi around just because she has the ability, unlike most liberals, to be pleasant from time to time. And of course we'd keep elisabeth around.

Posted by: Right0fReagan at June 5, 2009 1:32 PM

Joy Behar has suffered from cranial rectal inversion syndrome for several years now. I'm surprised anybody still listens to her idiotic rantings.

Posted by: Capt. Kranky at June 5, 2009 1:36 PM

No wonder rating are low. ABC hires complete idiots like this life support system for a vagina. That's all this idiot is good for and that probably isn't very good from the size of those hips. Godzilla!!!!!

Posted by: Dave at June 5, 2009 1:50 PM

EEEEEEESSSCH!!!
She looks like a pee is coming on, from that pose. Her head's too big to have nothin innit.
RightofReagan; Right again. However I think it was when prayer got knocked outta skool.
When womens libbers got all chirpy and wanted "equal rights".
I had an issue where I stayed home for a few days and ran the gamut of these shows. No dammmm wonder women are depressed and drinkin.
All the stuff is angry or stupid or gay or a combo of all three. Kiddie shows wouldnt stimulate any form of thought or imagination whatsoever. Were in big trouble folks.
2010/2012/2013 choose your revolution

Posted by: czuch at June 5, 2009 3:11 PM

Figures that a spawn of Satan would consider baptism as torture

Posted by: ToddonCapeCod at June 5, 2009 6:02 PM

If someone threw Holy Water on Joy, her last words would be--"I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world, what a world! Who would've thought a little Holy Water would destroy my beautiful wickedness? I'm gone! I'm gone! I'm going!"

Posted by: Judith M. at June 5, 2009 6:38 PM

calm down everyone, move along, nothing going on here but a joke. No need to hyperventilate or froth at the mouth.

I would have thought you guys would have liked someone who exaggerates, makes gross generalizations, and uses crass examples to make her point.

Posted by: Brandon at June 5, 2009 8:09 PM

Ever notice whenever a leftist says something incredibly stupid, they always go back and pretend it was a joke?

Posted by: V the K at June 6, 2009 5:35 AM

Brandon you are the joke.

Posted by: Dave at June 6, 2009 12:13 PM

You guys really think this woman thought baptism is equivalent to water boarding?

Posted by: Brandon at June 6, 2009 12:21 PM

Yes! She's a ditsy leftist and those kind of liberals are STUPID enough to say dumb shit like that. I've see the view and her in action. Quit being so naive Brandon and wake your ass up. The world is still spinning. you're probably just a kid in his sophomore year at some liberal college.

Posted by: Dave at June 6, 2009 12:35 PM

You guys really think this woman thought baptism is equivalent to water boarding?

Posted by: Brandon at June 6, 2009 12:21 PM

Brandon, I think anyone dumb enough to vote for a bolshevik like Maobama is stupid enough to say just about anything. That answer sufficient?

Posted by: Right0fReagan at June 6, 2009 7:02 PM

Behar's comments reveal a life long adversion to water and its evil cousin, soap.

Posted by: Thomas Jackson at June 6, 2009 9:01 PM

The biggest enemy the state of Israel has are New York Jews.

Posted by: oldguy at June 7, 2009 8:13 AM

Behar doesn't like the catholics wither, so she killed two birds with one stone in her pee brain mind. I wish she would close her legs when she knows she is being photographed

Posted by: carol at June 8, 2009 11:37 AM

Behar doesn't like the catholics either, so she killed two birds with one stone in her pee brain mind. I wish she would close her legs when she knows she is being photographed. She is so ugly inside and out. I cannot stand this women.

Posted by: carol at June 8, 2009 11:38 AM

Behar doesn't like the catholics either, so she killed two birds with one stone in her pee brain mind. I wish she would close her legs when she knows she is being photographed

Posted by: Anonymous at June 8, 2009 11:40 AM