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June 18, 2009
If Other Presidents Were in a Class With BHO
What if all presidents had been clueless moonbats like Chairman Zero? Bartlett's would look a little different:
"Mr. Gorbachev, that wall is none of our business." — Ronald Reagan
"December seventh, nineteen forty-one. A date upon which we must ask ourselves, what could we have done to avoid this?" — FDR
"Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what your country can do for you!" — JFK
"If America shows weakness and uncertainty, the world will drift toward tragedy. Pretty sure that's gonna happen on my watch." — G. W. Bush
"Speak softly and eloquently." — Teddy Roosevelt
"You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you really only need to fool the majority of people until the election is over." — Abraham Lincoln
"To be prepared for war is far too provocative." — George Washington
Maybe applying Affirmative Action to the presidency isn't such a good idea after all.

Compliments of B1BBET.
Posted by Van Helsing at June 18, 2009 9:19 PM
Comments
say what?
Posted by: BHO at June 18, 2009 9:42 PM
man - i wish you'd stop putting these fullface photos up of the one who shall remain unnamed! just when i thought my hair couldn't get any more silver in it...
Posted by: nancz at June 18, 2009 9:50 PM
Now those are the eyes of a stoner.
Posted by: IOpian at June 18, 2009 10:24 PM
I look at that photo and think, "Those who called GW Bush simian should have no problem with the same ad hominem invectives directed at BHO. Right?"
Posted by: Soumy Nona at June 18, 2009 10:33 PM
OMG - that picture HURTS!
But the trolls here will print it poster-size and tape it on a wall in their bedrooms so they can look at it and 'make beleive' while they...
Never mind.
Gross, huh?
Posted by: Jimbo at June 18, 2009 10:35 PM
Now Soumy Nona, you know you can't refer to the black half of BHO as a simian, that is RACCISST!
If you can clearly and painstakingly identify that you are just referring to his white half as a primate, you're probably ok, as David Letterman and the MSM would agree that this would be all just in good fun. Can't those Republicans just take a joke. After all Bush was the classic white chimp face.
Please, don't ever make that mistake again with regard to equating a black person with monkey's, as I should well know, or I will have to make a call to the Czar of White Folks Primatology at the Ministry of Re-education to report you.
Posted by: GhostofHCosell at June 18, 2009 11:05 PM
A few more:
"I am not bound to please thee with my answers. Now can I just eateth my waffle."
Barack Shakespeare
"One ought never to turn one's back on a threatened danger and try to run away from it. If you do that, someone might, um, uh, take notice. But if you sit down at the table meet it promptly without pre-conditions and try to appease it without flinching, you will, uhh, just a minute, now just hold on a second sweetie, bbbuutt, uhh, uuhh, maybe just, uuhhh, let's see, reduce the danger by half?"
Sir Barack Churchill
My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws the United States as you've known it forever. The taxing and spending begins in five minutes. Said during a radio microphone test, 2009
Ronald Hussein Obama
My view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
Ronald Hussein Obama
The nine most glorious words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
Ronald Hussein Obama
I call upon the scientific community in our country, those who gave us nuclear weapons, to turn their great talents now to the cause of mankind and world peace: to give us the means of rendering these folks that cling to their guns and religion impotent and obsolete
Ronald Hussein Obama
Posted by: GhostofJournalism at June 18, 2009 11:38 PM
no matter how bad he is he didn't let 9/11 happen on his watch. George W. Idiot and Cheney embarrassed our country that day.
Posted by: tim at June 19, 2009 12:52 AM
Posted by: tim at June 19, 2009 12:52 AM
I wouldnt hold my breath if I were you.
Posted by: General at June 19, 2009 1:31 AM
Posted by: tim at June 19, 2009 12:52 AM
F*ck You scumbag.
It was 0 pals on those planes.
It looks like America forgot that.
Posted by: FREE at June 19, 2009 6:19 AM
tim: what will you say when both North Korea, and Iran has Nuclear tipped missiles under his watch? perhaps you can hide under your bed, suck your thumb and utter incantations against 'ChimpyHaliburtonMcBusHitler" if you say his name 3 times, he'll appear behind your shoulder in the mirror, with KKKarl "bloody" rove.
Posted by: xantl at June 19, 2009 6:23 AM
Posted by: tim at June 19, 2009 12:52 AM
Tim... you should consider suing your parents for making you a fool.
Posted by: IOpian at June 19, 2009 6:26 AM
GhostofHCosell at June 18, 2009 11:05 PM
I see I need to clarify my statement. My apologies to all who were possibly offended because they misinterpreted what I now know I intended to say: He's (1/2) simian.
Posted by: Soumy Nona at June 19, 2009 7:01 AM
Fortunately for us, there have been no Presidents with BHO's moral fiber. I could name a few Roman emperors who come close though.
Posted by: James McEnanly at June 19, 2009 8:45 AM
He sure do have a purty mouth.
Posted by: baslimthecripple at June 19, 2009 9:20 AM
So what's tim going to say when we suffer a terrorist attack on Soetoro's watch?
Which we will - count on it. And Barry will not have the excuse that we were sucker-punched, because unlike Bush, he effing well knows the threat exists.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 19, 2009 9:42 AM
Your FDR quote should be: "December seventh, nineteen forty-one. A date upon which we must ask ourselves, why do they hate us?" — FDR
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 19, 2009 9:43 AM
Where do you get these pictures! LOL!!!
Posted by: Kevin R at June 19, 2009 10:11 AM
tim, I'd call you a moron,but I know some morons and would hate to demean them.
That actions clintons baby. Dont let CIA and FBI share intelligence.dont take binladen because nothings happened yet. Even though he was offered up.
No, little timmie, your an insult to morons.
Posted by: czuch at June 19, 2009 10:40 AM
Sorry, Timmah.
9/11 wasn't Bush's fault. Nor Clinton's. Nor Mr. Rogers'.
9/11 was the fault of those who flew those planes into the towers and those who coordinated the event.
It's called reality, son. DEAL WITH IT.
Posted by: TIM FAILS at June 19, 2009 1:42 PM
Revised revised JFK quote:
Ask not what your country will require at gunpoint later, ask want your country can do for you now.
Posted by: Doug at June 19, 2009 6:21 PM
My personal favorites
"We must be, that great arsenal of hope and change." - FDR
"The world must be made safe for Marxism. Its peace must be planted upon the tested foundations of a single political party with no dissension. We have only selfish ends to serve. We desire no conquest, no dominion, not even protection of our own borders, for we don't deserve to exist. We seek no forgiveness for our indemnities and offer material compensation for the sacrifices we have made for others." - Woodrow Wilson
History must long entrust the care of freedom to the weak and timid. -Dwight Eisenhower
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay no price, bear no burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, or oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty. - John F. Kennedy
For of those to whom much is given, not much is required. - John F. Kennedy
We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men, women, gays, bi's, lesbians, and transgendered creatures evolved equally; that they are endowed by Mother Gaia with certain privileges; that among these are abortion, servitude, and the pursuit of whatever feels good… - Thomas Jefferson
The only thing we have is fear itself. - Franklin Roosevelt
Posted by: TimK at June 19, 2009 7:08 PM
Speak swiftly and carry a big soft.
Posted by: james wilson at June 20, 2009 10:15 AM
The great shift left, with it's ever-increasing taxes and ever-decreasing personal freedoms, will eventually lead to dissent and a reversal of direction. Ironically, this will probably begin with politically active college students (a la 60's). Interesting to contemplate also is the fact that today's declining quality of education is creating a class of non-free-thinking sheep that once started in any direction will follow the flock. Pray that something gets them headed in the right direction then do your part to assist in making it happen. Remember "Hope and Change" is a two-way street. Speak the truth and you can not be proven wrong.
Posted by: Roger Drew Williams at June 21, 2009 9:44 AM

