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June 26, 2009
Bureaucrats Find Canterbury Sufficiently Depraved
This ought to come as a big relief: council inspectors have ruled that Canterbury is sufficiently homosexual.
A government watchdog decided that Canterbury in Kent does enough to promote homosexual culture, rejecting a complaint by local activists. …
As part of the investigation, the council had to prove its inclusiveness by giving details of "touring plays and musicals, for example, which would be of interest to the LGBT community".
And it had to show that it had "put forward suggestions for small events that it might help fund, as well as proposals for other events such as exhibitions".
It would be wise to keep children far away from these taxpayer-funded "exhibitions."
The two-month investigation was the result of a letter from homosexual activists complaining that the town doesn't spend enough of other people's money promoting their favorite form of degeneracy — despite this:
Chief executive Colin Carmichael said it had provided Pride in Canterbury [a militant homosexual group] with more than £4,000 funding since 2005 to help identify the needs of the homosexual community and promote their concerns.
To forestall future difficulties, Canterbury bureaucrats might want to fling a few £thousand at the needs and concerns of the pederast community. Maybe they could fund a giant statue of Michael Jackson.
On tips from Gregory of Yardale and nancz.
Posted by Van Helsing at June 26, 2009 7:53 AM
Comments
Holy !$%@&!
Let's start a fund to build a big enough closet to hold the freaks of Canterbury. If it works there maybe it can be exported to San Francisco.
Posted by: Nick at June 26, 2009 9:51 AM
Now we can all get some sleep.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 26, 2009 10:04 AM
the council had to prove its inclusiveness by giving details of "touring plays and musicals, for example, which would be of interest to the LGBT community".
How about Peter Pan? They should relate to Tinkerbell, and there’ll be lots of kids there too. Win-win.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 26, 2009 10:13 AM
It would be wise to keep children away for another reason! Once the left are satisfied they have reasonably implanted their homosexual agenda their next great crusade will be for the pedophiles! They have already began with the "pedo protection act". They want EVERYONE as sick as they are, then they don't stick out.
Then they won't have anyone calling them sick.
Posted by: TED at June 26, 2009 6:46 PM
HARK HARK THE MOONBATS BARK THE LIBERALS ARE IN TOWN SOME IN RAGS SOME IN TAGS AND SOME IN NOTHING AT ALL
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at June 26, 2009 9:17 PM
