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June 19, 2009
British Police Asked to Provide Criminals With Treadmills
Britain has gone downhill awfully quickly since it succumbed to moonbattery, but it's still a great place — for criminals. Their latest privilege:
People detained by police for longer than 36 hours should have access to an exercise treadmill, a Criminal Justice Inspection report has suggested.
The report said the police should consider installing a machine at Antrim Police Station which is used to question suspects about serious crimes.
It's not just treadmills that Britain's moonbat rulers deem to be needed.
They pointed out that no copies of the Qu'ran or other religious texts were available and that there were no directional arrows pointing to Mecca.
Don't forget prayer rugs. If the terrorists vacationing at Club Gitmo get these goodies, the Muslim colonists displacing the sad remnants of Britain deserve them too.
On a tip from Steve.
Posted by Van Helsing at June 19, 2009 7:17 AM
Comments
I suppose they now must provide them with padded slippers so they wont stub their delicate tooties while their using those treadmills
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at June 19, 2009 8:07 AM
Maybe pillows for their little hinies in case the fall down and go BOOM
Posted by: Flu-Bird at June 19, 2009 9:59 AM
These would go well with the revolving doors we have.
Posted by: JustAl at June 19, 2009 11:07 AM
I don't even know what to say anymore on UK moonbattery. The UK, except for Daniel Hannen, is dead to me.
Posted by: Karin at June 19, 2009 11:38 AM
Irony of ironies: back in Dickensian times, they used to force inmates of poorhouses to walk on a treadmill, hence the expression "workhouses."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 19, 2009 1:00 PM
Next year somebody will sue because running on a tredmill is a form of "torture".
Don't worry, when the Liberals get their way, we will have the muslim/communist form of "justice": Do you have six suspects? Chop off SEVEN heads!
Posted by: KHarn at June 19, 2009 1:20 PM
They pointed out that no copies of the Qu'ran or other religious texts were available and that there were no directional arrows pointing to Mecca.
That speaks a lot about the demographics of lockuped criminals.
Posted by: BURNING HOT at June 19, 2009 8:08 PM
They treat rapists and child molesters better then their own citizens
Posted by: Flu-Bird at June 20, 2009 9:01 AM
