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June 30, 2009

EPA Buries Truth About Global Warming Hoax

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:56 PM

Here's a taste of how science will fare as Obama & Co. consolidate total control of our society:

No wonder they're in such a hurry to ram through Cap and Tax. You can't hold down the truth forever.

On a tip from Michael S.



Dem State Senators Refuse to Stand for Pledge of Allegiance in New York

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:42 PM

Remember when the Moonbat Messiah wouldn't put his hand on his heart for the National Anthem?

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It looks like he's been an inspiration to the clowns serving as Democrats in the circus calling itself New York's Senate. Here they petulantly refuse to stand for the Pledge of Allegiance:

Yet these characters are elected to public office.

On a tip from J.



Rock Bottom

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:25 PM

This is what it's come to:

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A failed ultra-left talk show host and former second-rate professional clown, known for his extreme obnoxiousness, cheating on his taxes, and failing to take out worker's comp for his employees has been installed in the position of United States Senator. If Barack Hussein Obama can be President, why not?

Look at the bright side: from here our ruling class can only improve.



Open Thread

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:07 AM

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On a tip from J.



Waxman: Tax and Trade Opponents Are Traitors Against the World

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:00 AM

Everything is upside-down and inside-out in Liberal Land, so it should come as no surprise that the bat-faced point man of the Cap and Tax monstrosity claims that those resisting the deliberate destruction of the American economy in the name of the global warming farce are unpatriotic:

They're rooting against the country and I think in this case, even rooting against the world because the world needs to get its act together to stop global warming.

Less than a year ago, dissent was patriotic. Now it's treasonous not just against America, but against the entire planet, since with the Ascension of the Moonbat Messiah, we became citizens of the world.

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Compliments of Unscrupulous.

On a tip from Mandible Claw.



DUmmies Dream of Silencing Fox News

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:38 AM

For bucking the media trend of lockstep leftism, Fox News continues to be rewarded with fabulous success, earning ratings equal to the next three cable news networks combined. Moonbats are not dealing well with this.

But with the help of Big Government, they may yet be able to impose the ideological conformity that characterizes most everything else on television. A commenter at Democratic Underground makes this chilling wish:

Fox News's days are numbered. When the Fairness Doctrine is back in force there will be a whole new playing field.

Killing fields are so 1970s. Now progressives have playing fields.

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Given a choice, people pick news over statist propaganda.

On a tip from V the K.



Chairman Zero Deploys ACORN Thugs

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:16 AM

If the shirts were brown instead of red, I would think we were living in 1930s Germany. Obama's friends at ACORN will be harassing lenders across the nation today, in an attempt to bully them into supporting The Leader's foreclosure-avoidance program — just as they bullied lenders into making loans based on race instead of ability to repay, thus helping to cause the subprime mortgage crisis that brought down the economy.

The campaign is entitled Home Wrecker 4. In the crosshairs are Goldman Sachs, HomEq Servicing, American Home Mortgage, and OneWest.

As American Spectator reminds us,

[L]et's not forget that ACORN helped to cause the mortgage bubble by strongarming banks into making loans they shouldn't have. And cheering them on was ACORN's lawyer, Barack Obama, who contributed to the increasingly hostile environment for banks when he represented plaintiffs in the 1995 class action lawsuit Buycks-Roberson v. Citibank. The suit demanded that Citibank grant mortgages to an equal percentage of minority and non-minority mortgage applicants. The bank settled the case three years later and reportedly agreed to beef up its lending to unqualified applicants.

It looks like Obama and his enforcers learned a valuable lesson from the crisis they helped create: crises are good for the moonbat agenda. If not for last fall's economic crash, the personification of Big Government would never have been elected POTUS.

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Chairman Zero advising his ACORN troops.

On a tip from Oiao.



Not Even Energy Czarina Has Read Cap and Tax Bill

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:50 AM

Don't blame the Despicable Eight, aka the Cap'n Traitors, for voting in favor of crippling our economy with a multi-$trillion energy tax in the name of the polar bears without even having read the 1,000+ page energy bill that would not only tip our economy into a depression, but allow the federal government to regulate the most picayune aspects of our lives. Not even the Energy Czarina Carol Browner has read it.

She'll know better than to appear again on FNC:

Via Hot Air:

STEVE DOOCY: "[I] know the bill is over 1,000 pages long. Have you have read it?"
CAROL BROWNER: "Oh, I'm very familiar with this bill."
DOOCY: "Have you have read it?"
BROWNER: "We have obviously been watching this for a very long time. I am very…"
DOOCY: "I'm sure you've got an idea of it, but you have read it?"
BROWNER: "I've read major portions of it, absolutely."
DOOCY: "So the answer no you haven't read it. But you've read a big chunk of it."
BROWNER: "No, no, no that's not fair. That's absolutely not fair."
DOOCY: "No, I'm just asking you if you read the thousand pages."
BROWNER: "I've read vast portions of it."
DOOCY: "Ok."

Vast portions. For all Carol knows, the bill bans the internal combustion engine. Al Gore would be delighted.

On a tip from Mandible Claw.



June 29, 2009

Open Thread

Posted by Dave Blount at 10:35 AM

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Compliments of Diversity Lane.



Gay Duke University Official Offered Adopted Child for Sex

Posted by Dave Blount at 10:11 AM

The left has suffered a minor setback in its progressive march toward a diverse and tolerant future:

A Duke University official has been arrested and charged with offering a 5-year-old boy for sex.
Frank Mccorkle Lombard, the school's associate director of the Center for Health Policy, was arrested Wednesday, June 24 after an Internet sting, according to the FBI's Washington field office and the city's police department. …
Authorities said that Lombard tried to persuade a person — who he did not know was a police officer — to travel to North Carolina to have sex with a child.
The detective's affidavit charges Lombard said in an online chat that he had sexually molested the boy. The court papers say Lombard also invited the undercover detective to North Carolina to have sex with the young boy and even suggested which hotel he should use.
…Lombard said he "was into incest" and had adopted two African-American children, the affidavit says.

Lombard has some advice for his fellow child rapists: black children are easier to adopt, and knock them out with Benadryl before molesting them. The children were adopted by Lombard and his homosexual partner.

As you'll recall, when a drunken prostitute made false rape accusations against Duke lacrosse players, the faculty loudly denounced them, with no need for evidence. But the moonbats aren't so loud when the rape is real.

On tips from Viking04, Gregory of Yardale, V the K, and Henry.



California House Speaker Calls Conservatives "Terrorists"

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:36 AM

Normally, Democrats take the side of terrorists, righteously defending them from those who would subject them to oppression. But terrorism doesn't always find favor with our current rulers. For example, expressing the view that our taxes are high enough without being sent even further through the stratosphere is a form of terrorism fiercely condemned by California Assembly Speaker Karen Bass. Here's how she reacted when asked, "How do you think conservative talk radio has affected the Legislature's work?"

The Republicans were essentially threatened and terrorized against voting for revenue. Now [some] are facing recalls. They operate under a terrorist threat: "You vote for revenue and your career is over." I don't know why we allow that kind of terrorism to exist. I guess it's about free speech, but it's extremely unfair.

After the pesky First Amendment has followed the Tenth into the trashcan, the Department of Homeland Security will devote itself to dealing firmly with this terrorist threat. When the airwaves are rid of terrorists pleading for tax relief, it can move on to the Internet.

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If you don't want kleptocrats like Bass stealing more of your money, you're a terrorist too.

On a tip from V the K.



Racist Groups to Collect Census Info

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:09 AM

Have a look at the groups that will be assisting Comrade Obama and his henchman Dead Fish Emanuel collect information for the 2010 Census:

* ACORN
* 100 Black Men of America
* African American Women's House of Imagene (sic) Shelter
* American-Arab Anti-Discrimination Committee
* Arab American Institute
* Asian American Federation
* Asian American Justice Center
* Asian and Pacific Islander Coalition on HIV/AIDS
* Association of Professors and Scholars of Iranian Heritage
* Boat People SOS
* Hispanic Alliance for Prosperity Institute
* Hispanic Federation
* Fundacion Azteca
* Latino Justice PDLDEF
* Mas New Mexico
* Mexican American Legal Defense and Education Fund
* Minority Access
* National Alliance for Hispanic Health
* National Alliance of Black School Educators
* National American Indian Housing Council
* NAACP National Voter Fund
* NAACP (National Association of Colored People)
* National Association for Black Social Workers
* National Association of Colored Women's Clubs
* National association of Hispanic Federal Executives
* National Association of Hispanic Publications
* National Association of Latino Elected Officials
* National Association of Negro Business and Professional Women's Clubs
* National Black Chamber of Commerce
* National Black Child Development Institute
* National Black Justice Coalition
* National Black Leadership Forum
* National Coalition on Black Civic Participation
* National Congress of Black Women
* National Federation of Filipino American Associations
* National Hispanic Leadership Institute
* National Hispanic Business Information Clearinghouse
* National Latino Research Center
* National Minority AIDS Council
* National Puerto Rican Coalition
* National Puerto Rican Day Parade
* Rainbow Push Coalition
* U.S. Hispanic Chamber of Commerce
* Voto Latino

Since the Census is used to determine Congressional representation and the size of government handouts, it's a sure bet that the Caucasian population of the USA is in for a drastic decline.

No wonder Congresswoman Michele Bachmann is refusing to take part in this travesty, other than to provide the information warranted by the Constitution: how many people live in the home.

On a tip from Oiao.



Despite House Vote, Global Warming Hoax Begins to Collapse

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:33 AM

Although the House just passed a bill that would plunge the country into a depression in the name of global warming, in other countries, even bureaucrats are starting to admit that it is a hoax.

Steve Fielding recently asked the Obama administration to reassure him on the science of man-made global warming. When the administration proved unhelpful, Mr. Fielding decided to vote against climate-change legislation.
If you haven't heard of this politician, it's because he's a member of the Australian Senate. As the U.S. House of Representatives prepares to pass a climate-change bill, the Australian Parliament is preparing to kill its own country's carbon-emissions scheme. Why? A growing number of Australian politicians, scientists and citizens once again doubt the science of human-caused global warming.
Among the many reasons President Barack Obama and the Democratic majority are so intent on quickly jamming a cap-and-trade system through Congress is because the global warming tide is again shifting. It turns out Al Gore and the United Nations (with an assist from the media), did a little too vociferous a job smearing anyone who disagreed with them as "deniers." The backlash has brought the scientific debate roaring back to life in Australia, Europe, Japan and even, if less reported, the U.S. …
The number of skeptics, far from shrinking, is swelling. Oklahoma Sen. Jim Inhofe now counts more than 700 scientists who disagree with the U.N. — 13 times the number who authored the U.N.'s 2007 climate summary for policymakers. Joanne Simpson, the world's first woman to receive a Ph.D. in meteorology, expressed relief upon her retirement last year that she was finally free to speak "frankly" of her nonbelief. Dr. Kiminori Itoh, a Japanese environmental physical chemist who contributed to a U.N. climate report, dubs man-made warming "the worst scientific scandal in history." Norway's Ivar Giaever, Nobel Prize winner for physics, decries it as the "new religion." A group of 54 noted physicists, led by Princeton's Will Happer, is demanding the American Physical Society revise its position that the science is settled. (Both Nature and Science magazines have refused to run the physicists' open letter.)
The collapse of the "consensus" has been driven by reality. The inconvenient truth is that the earth's temperatures have flat-lined since 2001, despite growing concentrations of C02. Peer-reviewed research has debunked doomsday scenarios about the polar ice caps, hurricanes, malaria, extinctions, rising oceans. A global financial crisis has politicians taking a harder look at the science that would require them to hamstring their economies to rein in carbon.

The global warming hoax is on life support, being kept alive only by a rigorous if ridiculous campaign to suppress reality. For example, a top expert on polar bears was banned from speaking for not being willing to pretend that the man-eating beasts are endangered by our lawnmowers:

Over the coming days a curiously revealing event will be taking place in Copenhagen. Top of the agenda at a meeting of the Polar Bear Specialist Group (set up under the International Union for the Conservation of Nature/Species Survival Commission) will be the need to produce a suitably scary report on how polar bears are being threatened with extinction by man-made global warming.
This is one of a steady drizzle of events planned to stoke up alarm in the run-up to the UN's major conference on climate change in Copenhagen next December. But one of the world's leading experts on polar bears has been told to stay away from this week's meeting, specifically because his views on global warming do not accord with those of the rest of the group.
Dr Mitchell Taylor has been researching the status and management of polar bears in Canada and around the Arctic Circle for 30 years, as both an academic and a government employee. More than once since 2006 he has made headlines by insisting that polar bear numbers, far from decreasing, are much higher than they were 30 years ago. …
Dr Taylor had obtained funding to attend this week's meeting of the PBSG, but this was voted down by its members because of his views on global warming. The chairman, Dr Andy Derocher, a former university pupil of Dr Taylor's, frankly explained in an email (which I was not sent by Dr Taylor) that his rejection had nothing to do with his undoubted expertise on polar bears: "it was the position you've taken on global warming that brought opposition".
Dr Taylor was told that his views running "counter to human-induced climate change are extremely unhelpful". His signing of the Manhattan Declaration — a statement by 500 scientists that the causes of climate change are not CO2 but natural, such as changes in the radiation of the sun and ocean currents — was "inconsistent with the position taken by the PBSG".

Once again we see that global warming has nothing to do with science, and everything to do with authoritarian liberal politics. Anyone who still doubts it needs to watch The Great Global Warming Swindle.

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Not oppressed after all. But we will be, if Cap and Tax gets through the Senate.

On tips from Bergbikr, The MaryHunter, and Wiggins. Hat tip: The Blogprof.



Wonkette & Co. Continue Jihad Against Trig Palin

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:08 AM

In light of official DNC blogger Linda Kellen Biegel's tasteless assault on Sarah Palin's disabled son, the execrable Wonkette — who earlier implied that Trig Palin wished he'd been aborted — has renewed her campaign of ridicule against this poor kid with Down syndrome whom progressives believe should have been put to death in the womb.

Wonkette sneeringly refers to Trig as "the New Jesus," "the Sacred One," and "the Holy Infant," and denounces Saracuda for using him "as a cheap political prop" by holding him in public. The post is illustrated with another nasty photoshop of Trig, with links to plenty more. At least moonbats have found something creative to do with their time. A couple of examples:

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Lovely people we're up against.

Hat tip: Le•gal In•sur•rec•tion.



Obamination Regime Backs Deposed Marxist Tyrant in Honduras

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:18 AM

It may be none of our business what happens to those who rise up against tyranny in Iran, but let them successfully depose a tyrant in Honduras, and our rulers suddenly lose their distaste for "meddling." Comrade Obama and Shrillary have come down on the side of the Marxist strongman Manuel Zelaya, who tried to pull a Hugo Chavez in Honduras and found himself out of a job. Risibly, they have been blathering about the "rule of law" — as if either had a shred of respect for the concept.

Hot Air summed up the situation yesterday:

In a nutshell, Zelaya wanted another term as president so he decided to hold a popular referendum on whether he should be eligible. Minor problem: The Honduran constitution can't be amended by popular referendum so the country's supreme court ordered the vote canceled. Zelaya tried to go ahead with it anyway. Literally every other arm of the Honduran government — judiciary, legislature, military — was against him, to the point where the troops who arrested him this morning were evidently acting on a court order. Why such strong, unified opposition? According to one retired Honduran general cited by Fausta, it's because Zelaya's a Chavez stooge and him staying on would mean "Chavez would eventually be running Honduras by proxy." Two questions, then. One: In their rush to drool all over themselves about "the rule of law," do Obama and Hillary realize that it's Zelaya who was flouting the rule of law here? I know The One's a big believer in executive power but even he'd acknowledge that defying an order from the Supreme Court crosses the line (I think). And two: Why is Team Barry siding with Zelaya instead of simply staying out of it? The White House proved with Iran that they're capable of maintaining very tactful silences for excruciatingly long periods of time. Yet today we've got not only the secretary of state but the president himself rushing out statements. Is this some kind of half-assed attempt to make nice with Chavez now that relations have been restored by supporting one of his cronies?

Historically, America has supported liberty against tyranny throughout the world. Many Americans have died heroically in this cause. But our government is on the other side now, as its reactions to recent events in Iran and Honduras make all the more obvious.

On a tip from Conservigilant.



Moonbats Suppress Their Child's Gender

Posted by Dave Blount at 6:48 AM

Not everyone should be a parent. In Sweden, a pair of moonbats are attempting to turn their child into a freak by pretending the poor kid has no gender:

Pop's parents, both 24, made a decision when their baby was born to keep Pop's sex a secret. Aside from a select few — those who have changed the child's diaper — nobody knows Pop's gender; if anyone enquires, Pop's parents simply say they don't disclose this information.
In an interview with newspaper Svenska Dagbladet in March, the parents were quoted saying their decision was rooted in the feminist philosophy that gender is a social construction. …
Pop's wardrobe includes everything from dresses to trousers and Pop's hairstyle changes on a regular basis. And Pop usually decides how Pop is going to dress on a given morning.
Although Pop knows that there are physical differences between a boy and a girl, Pop's parents never use personal pronouns when referring to the child — they just say Pop.
"I believe that the self-confidence and personality that Pop has shaped will remain for a lifetime," said Pop's mother.

Or rather, the psychological damaged Pop's moonbat parents are inflicting will last a lifetime. A similar experiment was tried in 1967,

when a circumcision left one of two twin brothers without a penis. Dr. John Money, who asserted that gender was learned rather than innate, convinced the parents to raise 'David' as 'Brenda' and the child had cosmetic genitalia reconstruction surgery.
She [sic] was raised as a female, with girls' clothes, games and codes of behaviour. The parents never told Brenda the secret until she [sic] was a teenager and rebelled against femininity. She [sic] then started receiving testosterone injections and underwent another genetic reconstruction process to become David again. David Reimer denounced the experiment as a crushing failure before committing suicide at the age of 38.

But moonbattery can never fail enough times to warrant giving up, or socialism would have been abandoned generations ago. All we need is a little more coercion. Maybe if we got the federal government more involved in childrearing…

On a tip from MP.



June 28, 2009

Open Thread

Posted by Dave Blount at 11:49 AM

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Statesboro Tea Party

Posted by Dave Blount at 11:42 AM

Eureka, California wasn't the only town that couldn't wait until the Fourth to throw a Tea Party. Yesterday Statesboro, Georgia made itself heard:

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More pictures here. Get your signs ready for Independence Day.

On a tip from Heather M.



Our Green Energy Future

Posted by Dave Blount at 11:21 AM

Compliments of SnowSnake and Andy.



Piggy Bank for the Obama Era

Posted by Dave Blount at 10:54 AM

Now we don't have to worry about offending Muslims with our kids' piggy banks. What's left of the free market has come up with the perfect alternative for the Era of Obama.

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Product description:

Don't sink into debt! Be sure to store your treasures in this great ship's sinking hull for future discovery and retrieval. This museum-quality bronze bank made by Scott Nelles seems to sink into any flat surface as if it were the chilly north Atlantic, main propeller in the air and smokestacks precariously kissing the sea. The metal is finished with a subtle patina, evoking the industrial feel of the Steam Age. Handmade in Michigan.

By union labor, no doubt.

On a tip from Lyle.



June 27, 2009

Eureka Protest Against Cap and Tax and the Despicable Eight

Posted by Dave Blount at 3:21 PM

It didn't take Eureka, California long to respond to the terrifying passage through the House yesterday of a "Cap and Trade" bill that would deal a death blow to our teetering economy in the name of the increasingly farcical global warming hoax:

Members of the Despicable Eight are advised not even to think about running as Republicans again in 2010.

Don't forget to make your Tea Party plans for the Fourth.

Via Old Glory Radio, on a tip from Oiao.



Eight RINOs Let Cap and Tax Insanity Pass

Posted by Dave Blount at 10:47 AM

Astoundingly, eight Republicans voted in favor of the massive statist power grab that passed the House yesterday, which will result in employers leaving America for countries that allow them to do business, government intrusiveness reaching extremes undreamt of by Stalin, Keith Olbermann's puppeteers at GE raking in $zillions of ill-gotten loot, and energy costs shooting through the stratosphere — all in the name of a "crisis" that provably does not exist.

Had they voted on the side of sanity and freedom against rapidly encroaching totalitarianism, the insanity of Cap and Tax would be over. Instead, pending Senate approval, we will have the largest tax increase in American history, right in the heart of a deep recession. The inevitable effect will be as intended: a depression. People struggling to feed themselves are easy people to control.

Via The Dana Report, here are the eight Republicans who proved themselves traitors not just to their party, but to their country:

Mary Bono Mack (CA-45) (202) 225-5330 @marybonomack
Michael Castle (DE-00) (202) 225-4165 @repmikecastle
Mark Kirk (IL-10) (202) 225-4835 @markkirk
Leonard Lance (NJ-07) (202) 225-5361
Frank LoBiondo (NJ-02) (202) 225-6572
John McHugh (NY-23) (202) 225-4611
Dave Reichert (WA-08) (202) 225-7761 @davereichert
Christopher Smith (NJ-04) (202) 225-3765

Republicans Jeff Flake of Arizona and John Sullivan of Oklahoma didn't bother to vote.

If you suffer the misfortune of being represented by any of these reprobates, more contact info can be found here. Please don't be derelict in your duty as a citizen by voting for them under any circumstances.

On tips from pomalom, nancz, GhostofJournalism, Darrel, and The MaryHunter.



How We Got Here

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:35 AM

As the bloated obscenity that calls itself our government steers a deliberate course into the heart of an economic depression, let's not forget how this whole mess got started:

If the mainstream media let people know what's been going on, angry mobs would drag Democrats out of DC by their heels.

On a tip from AlphaMail.



June 26, 2009

Open Thread

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:30 AM

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On a tip from Bob S.



ObamaCare Preview

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:19 AM

From Britain, where they have already leapt off the cliff into socialized medicine:

A hospital nurse shouted at an elderly woman and stripped her naked in front of other patients, a hearing has been told.
Memory Musekiwa is accused of pushing the pensioner, who had wet herself, onto a commode in full view and then refusing to wash her. …
The patient, who was in her late seventies, 'cried and cried' following the incident at Worcestershire Royal Hospital, the Nursing and Midwifery Council (NMC) heard. …
Musekiwa, from Walsall, West Midlands, shouted, removed the woman's nightdress and then left her with no curtain around her, said Salim Hafejee for the NMC.
'She then pushed Patient A on to a commode and told her to stay there while she went to get a mop,' he told the panel.
'When Patient A asked to be washed, she refused and put a clean nightdress on her.'
He added: 'She failed to appropriately deal with a patient who found herself in a situation where she could not help herself. She did not protect this patient's dignity.'

But moonbattery means progressing beyond old-fangled notions of freedom and dignity.

The free market creates competition, so that the interests of consumers have to be taken into account. This sort of behavior would drive a private facility out of business in no time. But the government offers no alternatives. If consumers don't like the "free" healthcare financed with their exorbitant taxes, they can shut up and die.

On a tip from mandy.



ABC's ObamaCare Infomercial Was a Flop

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:58 AM

At least no one can accuse ABC News of sacrificing what little remains of its credibility for the sake of ratings. The network's pathetic infomercial for Obama's bid to seize control of the healthcare industry — from which both Republicans and paid opposition advertising were locked out — was a total flop:

The one-hour ABC News special "Primetime: Questions for the President: Prescription for America" (4.7 million viewers, 1.1 preliminary adults 18-49 rating) had the fewest viewers in the 10 p.m. hour (against NBC's "The Philanthropist" debut and a repeat of "CSI: NY" on CBS). The special tied some 8 p.m. comedy repeats as the lowest-rated program on a major broadcast network.

Hyping the program with a BHO interview on "Good Morning America" wasn't enough to convince viewers to waste an hour being blatantly lied to on the topic of why they should let power-mad socialists take away their healthcare.

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Government media fail.

On tips from Gregory of Yardale and BURNING HOT.



"Powers That Be" Squash Investigation Into ACORN

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:40 AM

What a surprise:

House Judiciary Committee Chairman John Conyers Jr. has backed off his plan to investigate wrongdoing by the liberal activist group ACORN, saying "powers that be" put the kibosh on the idea.
Mr. Conyers, Michigan Democrat, earlier bucked his party leaders by calling for hearings on accusations the Association of Community Organization for Reform Now (ACORN) has committed crimes ranging from voter fraud to a mob-style "protection" racket.

Evidently "powers that be" is a reference to Chairman Zero, who worked with ACORN to coerce banks into giving race-based mortgages (thus helping bring about the financial crisis), and who plans to use the ACORN thugs he personally trained to create phony numbers for the 2010 Census, which will result in more Congressional seats for Democrats, and more taxpayer $billions showered upon BHO's Dumpster-dwelling base. The word "corrupt" doesn't even begin to describe the Obamination regime.

Too bad for Conyers he can't kill investigations into the behavior of his wife Monica, Detroit City Council President Pro Tem, who has pled guilty to felony bribery. But compared to what's going on in the District of Criminals, the Conyers' malfeasance is hardly worth mentioning.

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The "powers that be" advising ACORN activists.

On tips from Mike and Air2air. Hat tip: The Blogprof.



DNC Blogger Ridicules Trig Palin

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:16 AM

It could be that liberals have finally found rock bottom — the point below which it is impossible to dig. From Blue Oasis, the official Alaska blog for the DNC:

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Progressives would have liked for Trig to be butchered in the womb for having Downs syndrome. Apparently the next best thing is to ridicule his handicap with grotesque photoshoppery.

The 72% refers to the Dems' progress in a fundraising drive to bankroll their continuing attempts to hamstring Saracuda. A recent strategy has been to bog her down with absurd ethics accusations (e.g., wearing clothing with corporate logos). They do fear her.

Hat tip: Gateway Pundit; on a tip from Jay Guevara.



Bureaucrats Find Canterbury Sufficiently Depraved

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:53 AM

This ought to come as a big relief: council inspectors have ruled that Canterbury is sufficiently homosexual.

A government watchdog decided that Canterbury in Kent does enough to promote homosexual culture, rejecting a complaint by local activists. …
As part of the investigation, the council had to prove its inclusiveness by giving details of "touring plays and musicals, for example, which would be of interest to the LGBT community".
And it had to show that it had "put forward suggestions for small events that it might help fund, as well as proposals for other events such as exhibitions".

It would be wise to keep children far away from these taxpayer-funded "exhibitions."

The two-month investigation was the result of a letter from homosexual activists complaining that the town doesn't spend enough of other people's money promoting their favorite form of degeneracy — despite this:

Chief executive Colin Carmichael said it had provided Pride in Canterbury [a militant homosexual group] with more than £4,000 funding since 2005 to help identify the needs of the homosexual community and promote their concerns.

To forestall future difficulties, Canterbury bureaucrats might want to fling a few £thousand at the needs and concerns of the pederast community. Maybe they could fund a giant statue of Michael Jackson.

On tips from Gregory of Yardale and nancz.



Find Your Congressional Pen Pal

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:09 AM

Today Dems are trying to pass what may be the largest tax hike in American history, a "cap and trade" bill that would impose a multi-$trillion energy tax during a severe recession and destroy an estimated 2.7 million jobs.

The result of this becoming law would be inevitable: an economic depression. Democrats are deliberately attempting to recreate their glory days of the 1930s. Your children growing up in poverty is a price they're willing to pay.

The kakistocracy is counting on us not to realize what it's doing. Showing Congresscritters that we aren't the hapless sheep they take us for could have a highly beneficial impact on their votes. Even the good guys in Congress need to know that we have their backs. Anyone who doesn't want America deliberately reduced to a Third World country in the name of the farcical global warming hoax is urged to find their rep's website at www.house.gov and fire off a note. Here's a good sample letter:

Dear Congressperson:
Cap and Trade is simply "Cap and Tax". It will kill economic growth at a critical time in our nation's recovery process. Even Warren Buffett, a top Obama supporter, agrees that our economy is in shambles. This energy tax will not only devastate American competitiveness, but it will be passed on to consumers and raise everyday living costs, especially for the middle class and poor who are already struggling.
What's more, the plan is absurd in that it does not take into account the growing scientific skepticism surrounding the AGW issue.
Please vote NO on the Cap and Trade bill!
Respectfully,

Keep the letters respectful and calm, and keep them coming. Our rulers still fear us a little. We blocked their last attempt at amnesty, we can block this.

On a tip from The MaryHunter.



June 25, 2009

Keith Olbermann: Far Below Mark Sanford

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:18 PM

Pretty much everyone is disgusted with Mark Sanford's appalling weakness and irresponsibility. But the disgraced governor has a long way to go before he hits bottom. At least Sanford was in love with his mistress, in contrast to Bill Clinton, who has always been known to chase anything in a skirt with no more affection than a dog smelling a bitch in heat. To get an idea of just how deep the bottom is, here's Keith Olbermann, smirking and snickering over heartfelt love letters as he reads Sanford's private emails on national television (no need to watch more than you can stomach):

For the first time ever, I agree with someone at Daily Kos:

Keith Olbermann, he who likes to give out the worst person in the world award, has just garnered the prize from me for the biggest piece of crap in the world. …
As I listened to him sarcastically reading the e-mails written between Sanford and his mistress, correspondence I sure they both believed would stay private, I kept imagining Olbermann as that pervert in a dirty movie studio choking his chicken underneath his trenchcoat. A couple of times I was certain he was going to ejaculate and his laugh became grotesque bordering on acrid. … Olbermann began his attack on the most vile and disgusting parts of this heartbreaking saga and it went downhill from there. There are four little boys who bear no responsibility for what happened and they have to go to school tomorrow and face their friends. … To see him do things that would brutalize this family and get apparent sexual pleasure out of it might have been one of the most disgusting things I have ever witnessed.

Being from the Daily Kos, this was of course interspersed with bizarrely incongruous digs at Rush Limbaugh and Dick Cheney.

What's this? It seems Olbermann has romantic issues too:

A brown-haired beauty who claims she had an unsatisfying one-night stand with Keith Olbermann is getting her sweet revenge — she's launched a blog to warn other women about the acerbic MSNBC commentator's boorish bedroom habits.
The bitter babe, who calls herself KarmaBites1, says she doesn't want others "to fall into the same trap … and I want him to feel some remorse for what he's done … He sets his mind on a woman, lures her in, and once he gets what he wants, he refuses to ever speak to them again. And I don't think he understands the damage he's caused."
A 30-something office worker of Caribbean descent, KarmaBites1 said she struck up an e-mail friendship with Olbermann, whom she admired, and agreed to fly to New York to meet him last May. She says he came to her hotel room and opened a bottle of Merlot which he "spilled all over." Then, when "sexual activity began [in] less than an hour," Olbermann had difficulty. "I pretended he knew what he was doing," the embittered blogger writes. "I adored the guy. I didn't want him to think he was a dud in bed," so she faked experiencing ecstasy.
Next, he piled on excuses as to why he had to leave. … Six days later, she claims, Olbermann e-mailed her to tell her never to contact him again.

Compared with Olbermann, Mark Sanford is a prince.

Hat tip: Deceiver.com.



Iran and America

Posted by Dave Blount at 6:35 PM

Here's an eyewitness to the horror of freedom being crushed by thuggery in Iran:

Meanwhile, in Obamaland&hellip:

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While Iranians take to the streets and risk their lives for freedom, we flush ours down the toilet by electing a kakistocracy and idly allowing it take control of every aspect of our lives. To borrow from Michelle Obama, for the first time in my adult life, I'm ashamed of my country.

On a tip from J.



Why You Can't Do Business in Countries Run by Moonbats

Posted by Dave Blount at 6:27 PM

This is a little lengthy, but it gives some interesting background on Ecuador's attempt to loot Chevron for $billions in the name of Mother Earth:

Now America has been taken over by the same sort of leftists who run Ecuador, with the same tendency to crawl into bed with slimy trial lawyers; the same contempt for contracts; the same anti-capitalist, environmentalist ideology; and the same pathological greed. If we don't take our country back, they'll soon be lording it over the same sort of impoverished, ignorant peasants.

On a tip from Justin.



Open Thread

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:31 AM

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Via Knowledge Is Power, on a tip from V the K.



Yet Another Cop Killed by an Illegal Alien

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:20 AM

Here's a problem Comrade Obama will soon solve:

The gunman who fatally shot a Houston police officer in the back before being gunned down by another officer during an undercover sting late Tuesday is believed to have been an illegal immigrant from Mexico, law enforcement officials said Wednesday.
Robert Rutt, agent in charge of the U.S. Customs and Immigration Enforcement office of criminal investigations in Houston, confirmed that Houston police had asked for assistance in determining the immigration status of the gunman shot to death in a drug store parking lot after officer Henry Canales, 42, was fatally wounded.
Preliminary autopsy results show Canales was shot in the back, prosecutors said today.
"Based purely on name and date of birth checks we ran, we find no records of him in our databases, and him being born in Mexico it appears he was here illegally," Rutt said. …
Rutt said a fingerprint check on three companions of the gunman — arrested shortly after Canales was slain — showed they are in the country illegally.

Illegal aliens shooting police officers has been an ongoing problem in Houston.

Since the murder of Houston police officer Rodney Johnson in 2006 by an illegal immigrant with a criminal record, the union has pushed for more authority to question residents about their citizenship during criminal investigations. In March, veteran HPD officer Rick Salter was shot in the face while serving a search warrant on a previously deported criminal immigrant, injuries that have left him blind in one eye and paralyzed on one side.

However, Chairman Zero is on the case. He is "laying the political groundwork for sweeping immigration legislation" — meaning that soon amnesty will erase the distinction between law-abiding immigrants and the criminals who wreak havoc after illegally sneaking into our country. Abracadabra: no more police shot by illegal aliens!

On a tip from Byron.



Burger King's New Pornoburger

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:07 AM

The appallingly tasteless homosexual Quiznos ads weren't the last word in fast food lasciviousness.

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From PopWatch:

If it hasn't already happened, today can go down in the record books as the day subtlety died. Burger King's latest advertisement — for its, ahem, BK Super Seven Incher — leaves little to imagination or interpretation. As you can see here, the woman in said advertisement is about to go down on said Super Seven Incher with a suggestive tagline that uses the word "blow." Mmhmm, I think it's safe to assume that such humor will only be going over the head of those younger than, oh, about 13 years old. (Sorry, parents!)

If you want to see what ads will look like ten years from now, pick up a copy of Hustler.

On a tip from Viking04.



Obama Gives Our Money to Robert Mugabe

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:45 AM

You've got to say this for Comrade Obama: he looks out for his own. He may leave his brother to rot in a tiny shack on less than $1/month and his illegal alien aunt to subsist in public housing while he lives like a czar. But when it comes to his ideological brethren, he can be very generous — with our money, of course. For example, he has committed $73 million in tax loot to the demonic regime in Zimbabwe.

Zimbabwe is run by socialist looters, brutally hostile to Caucasians, whose monetary policy consists of adding more and more zeros to the currency. You can see why Chairman Zero would have a soft spot for them.

In other foreign policy news, Comrade Obama is restoring diplomatic relations with America's enemies in Venezuela and Syria. I think I'm starting to see a pattern here…

Robert Mugabe
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Separated at birth?

Hat tip: Rosita the Prole, on a tip from BURNING HOT.



Another Airport to Nowhere

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:25 AM

It can't be easy flushing away hundreds of $billions of our money quickly enough to justify a new stimulus package soon. But our socialist rulers are up to the task. In Alaska:

The village of Takotna is getting a new $21 million airport, which translates to almost $500,000 per person in the small Bush village about 300 miles west of Fairbanks.
The state Department of Transportation and Public Facilities received a grant from the U.S. Department of Transportation to build the airport.

Takotna already has an airport, but the new one will be twice as big.

Why should Abscam Jack Murtha's constituents get the only airport to nowhere?

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A bustling thoroughfare in Takotna, Alaska.

Hat tip: Annie's Inferno.



So That's What Torture Looks Like

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:05 AM

If the Democrat media has convinced you that saving thousands of lives by dripping a little water on a terrorist's nose constitutes "torture," you'll have to come up with a new word to describe what the Iranian regime did to a 17-year-old kid:

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An Iranian teenager reports:

It was around 12:30 a.m., and I was with my friend, his brother and his brother's wife. We were talking right in front of his place, which is about 2 to 3 blocks away from my place, while a group of people escaping entered the alley and took refuge in houses with open doors. …
All of a sudden agents in black uniforms and helmets carrying batons broke the door and entered. We tried to hide behind the big trash bin at the end of the parking but one of them saw us, whistled and informed the rest of them who were just leaving the parking. It was just baton strikes all over my body after that, and we were transferred to the minus 4 level of Ministry of Intelligence building. …
One of them asked me if Mr. Khatami would come save us, while they were breaking my fingers and cutting the finger webs. Although I swore a thousand times that I had not voted and had never participated in any demonstration, they didn't care and just kept beating me hard. I fainted once or twice but there were some of us who fainted every time their bones were broken, and as soon as they gained their consciousness, the riot police started beating them again. …
This continued till around 1 p.m., when they took us to another place, where security guards were in charge. We were then interrogated by the militia. Again, they kept beating me although I told them that I have never participated in any demonstration. … In the evening, we were transferred to a police station where normal police with green uniform hung us by our hands …, they hung some of us upside down and started beating us again.
Around 2 AM, they took us to a police hospital where they just stitched the web of my fingers that were still bleeding and bandaged my head without any stitches. They released us in a highway, I think they knew we did nothing; otherwise they would not release us.

If that's how the Iranian regime treats innocent bystanders, imagine what those considered leaders of the protests are experiencing.

But on the positive side, Comrade Obama has finally been shamed into siding with the protestors, and has even rescinded his invitation to have Ahmadinejad's goons attend Fourth of July celebrations.

On a tip from Gregory of Yardale.



Naked Moonbats Save Planet by Avoiding Soap

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:26 AM

Many moonbats ask themselves, "What can I do to save the polar bears from the apocryphal global warming crisis?" Here's an idea I hope they don't try: go around naked.

Spending more time with nothing on stems waste and pollution in all sorts of ways, according to an article by Kathy Blanchard on The Naturist Society's Web site.
"Living more hours naked each day results in a dramatic drop in my laundry, which in turn reduces my water and energy use (along with my related bills)," Ms. Blanchard wrote. "It also reduces the amount of soap I release, in my case, into the Puget Sound."

Unless you're a polar bear, Ms. Blanchard's aversion to soap is all the more reason to wish she'd put her clothes on.

Ms. Blanchard recommends "naturist holidays." If you would like to save the planet from carbon emissions by vacationing naked, you can get on a big old carbon-belching jet and fly across the ocean.

France is already a top destination for "textilists" (a term some naturists use to describe clothes-wearers) but also seems to be one of the most appealing spots for vacationing in the buff. According to the tourist authority in the Aquitaine region on the French Atlantic coast, " 'green' naturism is growing fast in popularity."

Switzerland is another favorite.

In the Swiss Alps, nude hiking in winter seems to be a growing phenomenon — although some locals are trying to outlaw the practice…

Don't let it get you down that walking around with no clothes on might not prevent natural climate fluctuations. If the cooling trend we've had for the last 11 years reverses and it actually does start to get warmer, you'll be all the comfier in your birthday suit.

Michael Hewitt says in an article in the article in The Independent that a few nudists seem happy that the demise of winter may be in the offing.

If only.

For more laughs at the expense of naked moonbats, those with strong stomach are directed to EcoNudes.org.

On a tip from J.



Teens Paid by State Not to Get Pregnant

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:04 AM

Comrade Obama's friends in the abortion industry aren't going to like this. North Carolina taxpayers are giving teenagers $1/day to refrain from getting pregnant:

The group College-Bound Sisters was founded at the University of North Carolina at Greensboro by Hazel Brown, a maternity nurse who thought too many teens were having babies.
Brown said she hopes the program, which pays $1 each day to 12-to-18-year-old girls, will keep them from getting pregnant. In addition to remaining pregnancy-free, the girls must also attend weekly meetings.
The program is funded by a four-year grant from the state. …
Some recent graduates earned more than $2,000 and are an inspiration to those still in the program.

A drawback is that the program is only affective with those too clueless to realize that the government will pay you hundreds of dollars a week if you do get pregnant, so long as you aren't foolish enough to become married or employed.

Morality was a lot cheaper than moonbattery. But it is irrelevant in the Age of Obama, because it can't be purchased by the government with our money.

On a tip from nancz.



$1 Trillion Reserve Note

Posted by Dave Blount at 6:44 AM

At last, Chairman Zero has come up with a way to pay for nationalizing the finance and auto industries, providing an infinite supply of healthcare for everyone, gargantuan "stimulus" money-wasting frenzies, amnesty to millions of Third-World illegal aliens who will end up on welfare, and everything else that's coming down the pipe:

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Print one out and take it to the store while $1,000,000,000,000 still buys a bag of Cheetos. It won't for long.

Compliments of Lyle.



June 24, 2009

The Banking Queen

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:27 PM

In case you missed Bonnie Fwank's triumphant return to the O'Reilly show this evening, here's a live performance of him explaining how he helped cause the financial meltdown:

On a tip from glenwood183.



Open Thread

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:32 AM

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Correct Categorization

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:23 AM

The Indians get it. Taken in a bookstore in Bangalore:

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Via Tim Blair, on a tip from Andrew.



Once Burned, Twice Burned

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:04 AM

With $trillions of wealth destroyed in the mortgage crisis and the economic crash that followed, at least we've learned a few lessons that we won't soon forget. Then again, maybe not:

Two U.S. Democratic lawmakers want Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac to relax recently tightened standards for mortgages on new condominiums, saying they could threaten the viability of some developments and slow the housing-market recovery, the Wall Street Journal said.

Representatives Barney Frank (D-MA) and Anthony Weiner (D-NY) denounced the standards as "too onerous."

Readers will recall that it was Democrats imposing lax standards at Fannie and Freddie in the name of "social justice" that caused this whole mess in the first place.

On a tip from V the K.



Senate Kills Bill Extolling "Crucial Services" of Big Abortion

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:45 AM

Even this Senate gets some things right: it has shot down an attempt to exploit Tiller the Baby Killer's death in a resolution praising the infanticide industry.

The resolution, sponsored by Senators Jeanne Shaheen (D-NH), Barbara Boxer (D-CA), and Amy Klobuchar (D-MN), decried violence against "providers of health care services to women" and asserted, "there is a history of violence against providers of reproductive health care, as health care employees have suffered threats and hostility in order to provide crucial services to patients."
The resolution failed to gather adequate support after Shaheen refused requests by some of her colleagues to strike the language celebrating the abortion industry. Shaheen expressed frustration at the resolution's demise.

Maybe Shaheen can vent some of her frustration by funneling still more of our money into the deep pockets of Planned Parenthood.

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Senator Jeanne Shaheen holds forth.

Hat tip: lgf2.0, on a tip from Gregory of Yardale.



Old Bills Coming Due in California

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:23 AM

There's always a price to be paid for moonbattery. In California, a bill is coming due after ten years:

A milestone on California's meandering journey toward fiscal insolvency occurred exactly a decade ago when the Legislature enacted a massive increase in state employee pensions on the expedient assumption that it would cost taxpayers nothing.
Although the new pensions would generate almost countless billions of dollars in extra income for retirees in the years ahead, the CalPERS board, dominated by union representatives, told legislators that taxpayers wouldn't have to bear the load because investment income, which was flowing into the pension trust fund from high-tech stocks, would continue indefinitely.

Surprise: that didn't happen.

CalPERS' investments have dropped by nearly a third and the state is paying more than $3 billion a year into the pension fund, nearly 10 times what it paid a decade ago when CalPERS made its bogus assertion to lawmakers.

Some retired state workers are collecting over 100% of their salaries, while the state searches under the sofa cushions for change.

Maybe handing over total control of the economy to unions and bureaucrats isn't such a great idea after all.

On a tip from Oiao.



Stimulus Job Creation Discriminates Against Men

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:51 AM

Democrats are feminizing America in more ways than one:

A "man-cession." That's what some economists are starting to call it. Of the 5.7 million jobs Americans lost between December 2007 and May 2009, nearly 80 percent had been held by men. Mark Perry, an economist at the University of Michigan, characterizes the recession as a "downturn" for women but a "catastrophe" for men.
Men are bearing the brunt of the current economic crisis because they predominate in manufacturing and construction, the hardest-hit sectors, which have lost more than 3 million jobs since December 2007. Women, by contrast, are a majority in recession-resistant fields such as education and health care, which gained 588,000 jobs during the same period. Rescuing hundreds of thousands of unemployed crane operators, welders, production line managers, and machine setters was never going to be easy. But the concerted opposition of several powerful women's groups has made it all but impossible. Consider what just happened with the $787 billion American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009.
Last November, President-elect Obama addressed the devastation in the construction and manufacturing industries by proposing an ambitious New Deal-like program to rebuild the nation's infrastructure. He called for a two-year "shovel ready" stimulus program to modernize roads, bridges, schools, electrical grids, public transportation, and dams and made reinvigorating the hardest-hit sectors of the economy the goal of the legislation that would become the recovery act.

But then the shrill feminazis at groups like NOW complained to Comrade Obama about jobs going to "burly men." So…

He changed his plan. He added health, education, and other human infrastructure components to the proposal. And he tasked Christina Romer and Jared Bernstein, Joseph Biden's chief economist, with preparing an extraordinary report that calculated not only the number of jobs the plan would likely create, but the gender composition of the various employment sectors and the division of largess between women and men.
Romer and Bernstein delivered "The Job Impact of the American Recovery and Reinvestment Plan" on January 10. They estimated that "the total number of created jobs likely to go to women is roughly 42 percent." Lest anyone miss the point, they added that since women had held only 20 percent of the jobs lost in the recession, the stimulus package now "skews job creation somewhat towards women."

Tough luck for the guys — all the tougher if they're Caucasian guys, as Obama economic advisor Robert Reich made clear:

The free market doesn't care what color or gender you are, so long as you can do the job. But the government sure does.

On tips from Gregory of Yardale and Edward.



Archbishop George Niederauer Wins Pink Brick

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:07 AM

Congratulations to Archbishop George Niederauer, who beat out Carrie Prejean to win the coveted Pink Brick award, which was granted by militant homosexuals who continue to throw tantrums over the passage of Prop 8, banning the sacrilege of homosexual "marriage":

At the urging of a member of Most Holy Redeemer Catholic Church, the San Francisco LGBT Pride Celebration Committee has voted to dishonor Archbishop George Niederauer with a "Pink Brick" award for causing "significant harm to the LGBT community."
The decision was spurred by Matt Dorsey, a member of the Parish Council at San Francisco's 'gay friendly' Most Holy Redeemer Catholic Church. …
Archbishop Niederauer was singled out for his support last year of Proposition 8, the successful initiative constitutional amendment adopted by voters restricting marriage to between one man and one woman and later upheld by the California Supreme Court. "We hope that with this Pink Brick, we can educate the community about Archbishop Niederauer's work to deny LGBT couples equal protection under the law," Mikayla Connell, president of the Pride Celebration Committee told the Reporter. "Archbishop Niederauer's support of Proposition 8, which is not representative of all faith communities or even of all Catholics, has only served to harm LGBT families, many of whom are Catholic themselves."

If you can even begin to get your head around the concept of Catholic lesbian-gay-bisexual-transvestite "families," you shouldn't have taken that extra hit of LSD.

Niederauer stands accused of being "divisive" and "hurtful" for not turning against the Vatican and making a depraved farce of his own religion. Worse yet, he is said to have conspired with Mormons to work against the mainstreaming of homosexual depravity. Apparently it's not enough that Niederauer once gave holy communion to a pair of transvestites dressed up as nuns.

Hopefully someone will learn a lesson about letting militant perverts infiltrate parish councils.

Niederauer's LGBT communion.

On a tip from Antara.



Made in China

Posted by Dave Blount at 6:37 AM

Yesterday the AFL-CIO pulled out some goofy props in its efforts to support Comrade Obama's push toward wide-scale coercive unionization, including hard hats that they passed out to every office on Capitol Hill. Check out where they were made:

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On a tip from Viking04.



June 23, 2009

Bureauweenies Convert Precious Farmland Into Dustbowl

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:34 PM

In this country, most of us are Caucasians; our rulers side against Caucasians. Most of us are Christians; our rulers side against Christians. The vast majority of us are Americans; our rulers side against Americans. All of us are humans, so it should come as no surprise that our rulers are siding against humans in the San Joaquin Valley, where bureauweenies are deliberately reducing some of the best farmland on the planet into a dustbowl on behalf of some useless minnow.

In case you missed it Friday, Hannity did a piece on the issue that will have you sharpening your pitchfork and firing up a torch:

Hat tip: NewsBusters, on a tip from Edward.



Teachers Kill Time on Your Dime in Rubber Rooms

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:54 AM

Ever wonder why we spend more and more and more on education, and yet kids keep learning less? Here's a clue:

Hundreds of New York City public school teachers accused of offenses ranging from insubordination to sexual misconduct are being paid their full salaries to sit around all day playing Scrabble, surfing the Internet or just staring at the wall, if that's what they want to do.
Because their union contract makes it extremely difficult to fire them, the teachers have been banished by the school system to its "rubber rooms" — off-campus office space where they wait months, even years, for their disciplinary hearings.
The 700 or so teachers can practice yoga, work on their novels, paint portraits of their colleagues — pretty much anything but school work. They have summer vacation just like their classroom colleagues and enjoy weekends and holidays through the school year. …
Because the teachers collect their full salaries of $70,000 or more, the city Department of Education estimates the practice costs the taxpayers $65 million a year. The department blames union rules.

Teachers goof around in the rubber rooms for as long as six years. Some have been known to hang out all day in nearby bars. Others play dominoes, sleep, sell real estate, "or teach each other yoga and tai chi."

Reports teacher David Suker:

It's sort of peaceful knowing that you're going to work to do nothing.

If you're not enraged yet, consider this: Thanks to Comrade Obama, now the auto industry, then the healthcare industry, and after that every other corner of our society will be run by the same unions and moonbat bureauweenies that have made a farce of our schools.

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On a tip from Name.



Open Thread

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:35 AM

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Six Promises ObamaCare Will Keep

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:26 AM

Scott Atlas explains six things we can expect if the Dems are able to impose ObamaCare:

Number 1: Less access to timely health care, especially by trained specialists
Number 2: Less access to state-of-the-art drugs that are proven to cure serious diseases, like cancer
Number 3: Less access to modern medical technologies that lead to earlier diagnoses, safer treatments, and better outcomes
Number 4: Less access to choice of doctor and choice of treatments for patients and families
Number 5: Less access to choice of health insurance coverage
Number 6: Less access to the leading innovators and innovations in health care

So far most of the damage Obama has done to the country has been reversible. But as any Briton can tell you, that won't be the case after he has seized control of the healthcare industry on behalf of Big Government.

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One more promise: skyrocketing taxes.

On a tip from Bergbikr.



How to Pose and Kill Time While the World Erupts

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:08 AM

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Sorry, that picture above is terribly unfair. Comrade Obama hasn't been fiddling while Iran burns. He's been playing golf

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…and feeding ice cream to his dog.

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Meanwhile, Neda Agha Soltan was getting shot up on the street by the folks Obama wants to party with on the Fourth. Any buyer's remorse yet, moonbats?

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Iran's lovely Angel of Freedom.

On tips from Burning Hot.



GLAAD Wants Militant Homosexual Perez Hilton to Apologize for Homophobic Slurs

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:39 AM

A follow-up on today's story of moonbat gossip blogger Perez Hilton's bitch slapping:

The aggressively homosexual gossip blogger has been called upon by the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation to apologize for hurling anti-gay slurs at Will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas.

Lisps GLAAD's Rashad Robinson:

These are vulgar anti-gay slurs that feed a climate of hatred and intolerance toward our community. For someone in our own community to use it to attack another person by saying that it is, quote, "The worst possible thing that thug would ever want to hear," is incredibly dangerous. It legitimizes use of a slur that is often linked to violence against our community. And it sends a message that it is OK to attempt to dehumanize people by exploiting anti-gay attitudes.
We have reached out to Hilton and asked him to apologize for promoting this anti-gay slur, and we would ask media outlets to avoid repetition of the slur in their coverage of this story.

Hilton must have called him something really awful, like "Perez Hilton."

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Conservatives' opposition in the Culture War.

On a tip from Oiao.



Obama's July 4th Invitation to Ahmadinejad Thugs Still Open

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:24 AM

The reason Comrade Obama has vacillated over whether he's on the side of Iran's terrorist dictatorship or those rising up against it is simple: he sides with the former, but knows that admitting it openly would steepen the decline of his approval ratings. No one with even half a clue expected Obama to confront America's enemies; he was elected because he's the kind of guy who could get along with them. Voters got what they wanted — Obama is on such good terms with Ahmadinejad's regime that he still wants to picnic with his goons in DC in desecration of the Fourth of July, despite the bloodshed on Iran's streets:

The United States said Monday its invitations were still standing for Iranian diplomats to attend July 4 celebrations at US embassies despite the crackdown on opposition supporters.
President Barack Obama's administration said earlier this month it would invite Iran to US embassy barbecues for the national holiday for the first time since the two nations severed relations following the 1979 Islamic revolution.

No doubt wagyu steak will be on the menu.

Take it as a tacit endorsement of this:

Hat tip: Gateway Pundit, on a tip from Gregory of Yardale.



Perez Hilton Disgraces Himself Once Again

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:05 AM

Belligerently homosexual gossip blogger Mario Lavandeira made his pseudonym Perez Hilton a household name by laying a trap for Carrie Prejean that forced her to publicly endorse depraved homosexual marriages or sacrifice her beauty queen crown. Now he's back in the news, after running to the police about a minor bitch slapping he received from Polo Molina, manager of the Black Eyed Peas.

The Jawa Report comments:

Perez says he was "hit from behind" yet there's the "injury" under his eye there. And calling the law after a little scuffle, especially one where it looks like maybe you scratched yourself, is the highest form of wussery, even for gay men. Even 99 percent of little girls would brush that off as nothing.

But to an attention whore, no publicity is bad publicity.

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Mario pouts in pain, via The Jawa Report.

On a tip from Burning Hot.



Millionaire's Middle School Moonbat Mosaic

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:35 AM

Anyone who tries to raise children in the moonbat mecca Berkeley should be warned that taking them out of public school is no guarantee of protection from brainwashing with corrosive hard left ideology. Zombie took some pictures of a mosaic created by the 7th and 8th grade students at the extremely pricey Black Pine Circle School, reputedly one of the better private schools in the area. A sample:

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Another tile, intended as a student's personal statement, features a marijuana leaf.

As Zombie notes, the "mosaic essentially acts as an advertisement for the school on its front wall." She also observes that

Thirteen-year-olds don't come up with this stuff themselves.

The school's mission statement declares:

The ideal BPC student will be maximally free of all the "isms" which pervade most aspects of the world around them: from racism to sexism to the less obvious forms of discrimination.

Good thing "moonbattery" doesn't end in "ism."

Hat tip: Gateway Pundit, on a tip from V the K.



Homosexuality as a Moonbat's Duty

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:09 AM

Things sure have changed since the 1970s. Back then, moonbats were screeching about an impending ice age instead of global warming. Another example: now we're told there is no free will when it comes to sexual matters. Homosexuals are born that way, and it's a thought crime to suggest they have any choice but to yield to their perverse urges. Yet in Angry Wimmin, an episode in the documentary series Lefties, feminazi Julie Bindel let loose with this:

What I could never understand — and I did resent — was [heterosexual feminists] going home to men at night. It just seemed such a contradiction. And often I would get very angry when I would challenge them about this, and they would say, "Well, that's just the way I am. I just don't fancy women." Having no understanding at all of the fact that sexuality is a social construct and that we all make choices depending on the way we want to live and the world that we want to see.

There are plenty more laughs, but the quote above starts at about 6:24:

A generation ago, homosexuality was duty, not destiny. Reality is highly malleable in the hands of moonbats.

Hat tip: David Thompson.



ACORN in Iran?

Posted by Dave Blount at 6:40 AM

The latest from Casa D'Ice, my favorite restaurant that I've never been to:

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Via Theo Spark, on a tip from JC.



June 22, 2009

What an Excellent Time for a Massive New Energy Tax

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:07 PM

Chairman Zero did promise he would make energy prices skyrocket. If Dems manage to push through their demented cap and trade legislation, that's one promise he'll keep.

Via Gateway Pundit, on a tip from V the K.



Open Thread

Posted by Dave Blount at 10:13 AM

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Mayor Julian Mullis and His Common Law Husband Have a Spat

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:54 AM

Pillars of the community aren't what they once were, now that we're living in a twilight zone of degenerate moonbattery. For example, consider the mayor of a small town in central Florida

The attack allegedly happened on a peaceful street in Mulberry early Friday morning inside the home of Mayor Julian Mullis. It's a home he shares with his two kids and 29-year-old Eugene Ornelas.
Mullis told police that he and Ornelas are in a relationship and live together as a family unit.
Things got heated, though, when Ornelas brought a stranger home from a club at five in the morning. Steve Peacock is the Interim Chief of Police in Mulberry and says, "It was Mr. Ornelas, who I guess lost his cool somehow, and began throwing articles inside the residence and attempted to strike Mr. Mullis at one point but missed." …
Ornelas was arrested and charged with domestic violence. It's not the first time he's been in trouble with the law. He's faced a DUI, possession of a controlled substance and battery charge in the past.
On his Twitter page, Ornelas writes about watching the kids and cleaning the kitchen while he waits for Julian and he also makes an appeal for his Twitter friends to vote for him by providing a link to Rupaul's Drag Race casting page.

Mr. Ornelas is also known by his stage name Chyna Ice, under which he performs as a "drag artist." Here he is in action:

If you don't think this represents an appropriate lifestyle for small town mayors, repent at once, for you are a judgmental homophobe.

On a tip from Antara. Hat tip: James Edwards.



Obama's Approval Index Goes Negative

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:22 AM

Despite the relentless media hype, deliberate suppression of negative information, and industrial-scale brainwashing to make us subconsciously feel it is "racist" to disapprove of anyone black, Chairman Zero's honeymoon has already ended, with his approval index going into negative territory after only a few months in office. From Rasmussen:

The Rasmussen Reports daily Presidential Tracking Poll for Monday shows that 33% of the nation's voters now Strongly Approve of the way that Barack Obama is performing his role as President. Thirty-four percent (34%) Strongly Disapprove giving Obama a Presidential Approval Index rating of -1. Today is the second straight day the President's rating has been below zero (see trends).

However, Comrade Obama did manage to pull his numbers up from -2 yesterday. He must have gotten a bounce from the doting CBS scoop about him feeding his dog pumpkin-flavored ice cream while protestors die in Iran without even moral support.

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On tips from mega, blue, and BURNING HOT.



What If Moonbats Ran a War?

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:59 AM

Moonbat insanity has now guaranteed that terrorists fighting our troops in Afghanistan will hide behind civilians:

The top U.S. general in Afghanistan will soon formally order U.S. and NATO forces to break away from fights with militants hiding in Afghan houses so the battles do not kill civilians, a U.S. official said Monday. …
Gen. Stanley McChrystal, who took command of international forces in Afghanistan this month, has said his measure of effectiveness will be the "number of Afghans shielded from violence," and not the number of militants killed.

Maybe he got the idea from Chairman Zero measuring his economic performance by the fictional number of "jobs saved."

McChrystal will issue orders within days saying troops may attack insurgents hiding in Afghan houses if the U.S. or NATO forces are in imminent danger and must return fire, said U.S. military spokesman Rear Adm. Greg Smith.
"But if there is a compound they're taking fire from and they can remove themselves from the area safely, without any undue danger to the forces, then that's the option they should take," Smith said. "Because in these compounds we know there are often civilians kept captive by the Taliban."

No doubt liberals will praise this enlightened policy, which will level the playing field by allowing Taliban terrorists to kill without fear of consequence, so long as they take cover behind the skirts of civilians.

On a tip from Franco.



Old Slime Gets a New Bottle

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:39 AM

Obama's old friends at ACORN are beginning to feel the heat, as their corrupt and antidemocratic activities become public knowledge despite the mainstream media's lack of interest. The group that helped cause the mortgage meltdown with BHO's help is suing whistleblowers and changing its name:

Association of Community Organizers for Reform Now (ACORN) leaders are using the threat of a law suit to silence and intimidate critics, according to current and former members of the liberal activist group.
In a letter dated June 11 an attorney for ACORN advised top whistleblowers that their unauthorized use of the organization's name could make them liable for monetary damages and injunctive relief.
ACORN executives have also changed their organization's name, which was tarnished by investigations in at least 14 states of allegations of voter registration fraud during the 2008 presidential campaign, and charges by current and former members of financial mismanagement and misrepresentation.

ACORN International has already become Community Organizations International. However, the fascistic tactics and lavish government funding are likely to remain unchanged.

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On tips from Joe Lender and J.



Flatulence Taxes Coming Down the Pipe

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:32 AM

There isn't much that moonbats won't tax in the name of the farcical global warming hoax — including farts:

A tax on bovine emissions could hurt American farmers and consumers, House Select Energy Independence and Global Warming Committee Ranking Member James Sensenbrenner (R-Wisc.) warned Tuesday.
Sensenbrenner condemned a proposed tax from the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) on cattle and some pigs on the basis of those animals' methane emissions, which contribute in part to global climate change.

As Sensenbrenner observes,

This cow fart tax shows how outrageous the whole global warming and climate change debate is. …the average Joe, when he goes to the supermarket and buys any kind of dairy product or beef or pork is going to end up paying through the nose to pay for the cow fart tax.

Cow fart taxes are only the beginning of the economically crippling insanity that will inevitably result from the Supremes' declaration that alleged "greenhouse gases" are pollutants subject to EPA suppression.

Meanwhile, it has now been 11 years since it got any warmer, despite the undertaxed cow farts.

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Funny, this never caused a climate catastrophe before.

Hat tip: The Blogprof.



Lech Walesa's Thank You Note to Ronaldus Maximus

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:55 AM

A few years ago Lech Walesa, leader of the Solidarity movement that rebelled against communism in Poland, published a grateful editorial entitled "Remembering Reagan":

When talking about Ronald Reagan, I have to be personal. We in Poland took him so personally. Why? Because we owe him our liberty. This can't be said often enough by people who lived under oppression for half a century, until communism fell in 1989.
Poles fought for their freedom for so many years that they hold in special esteem those who backed them in their struggle. Support was the test of friendship. President Reagan was such a friend. His policy of aiding democratic movements in Central and Eastern Europe in the dark days of the Cold War meant a lot to us. We knew he believed in a few simple principles such as human rights, democracy and civil society. He was someone who was convinced that the citizen is not for the state, but vice-versa, and that freedom is an innate right.
I often wondered why Ronald Reagan did this, taking the risks he did, in supporting us at Solidarity, as well as dissident movements in other countries behind the Iron Curtain, while pushing a defense buildup that pushed the Soviet economy over the brink. Let's remember that it was a time of recession in the U.S. and a time when the American public was more interested in their own domestic affairs. It took a leader with a vision to convince them that there are greater things worth fighting for. …
I distinguish between two kinds of politicians. There are those who view politics as a tactical game, a game in which they do not reveal any individuality, in which they lose their own face. There are, however, leaders for whom politics is a means of defending and furthering values. For them, it is a moral pursuit. They do so because the values they cherish are endangered. They're convinced that there are values worth living for, and even values worth dying for. Otherwise they would consider their life and work pointless. Only such politicians are great politicians and Ronald Reagan was one of them. …
As I say repeatedly, we owe so much to all those who supported us. Perhaps in the early years, we didn't express enough gratitude. We were so busy introducing all the necessary economic and political reforms in our reborn country. Yet President Ronald Reagan must have realized what remarkable changes he brought to Poland, and indeed the rest of the world. And I hope he felt gratified. He should have.

What are the odds of a free Iranian writing something like this about Obama a couple decades down the road?

At least no one can accuse Chairman Zero of being one of those politicians who "lose their own face." His trendily pigmented face is all that matters — that, and CBS's discovery that his dog likes pumpkin-flavored ice cream.

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No Ronald Reagan — to put it mildly.

On a tip from Edward.



Forests Crawl With Naked Moonbats

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:29 AM

Hopefully you made it through yesterday without incident. It was Naked Hiking Day.

Naked hiker Andrew Williams describes the slippery slope that led to his walking around in the woods with no clothes on:

I would walk around the house like that [naked], and walking inside the house turned into walking outside the house, and then short little adventures through the woods. So the next thing I know, I've got a backpack strapped on and I'm walking down the trail.

Next will come suing his employer for objecting when he shows up naked at work.

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Naked moonbat Andrew Williams.

On a tip from Graycat.



June 21, 2009

Open Thread

Posted by Dave Blount at 12:55 PM

As relevant now as it was right after 9/11. On a tip from Oiao.



Iran Erupts, Obama Feeds His Dog Ice Cream

Posted by Dave Blount at 12:41 PM

While Iranians bravely risk death to stand up to the demonic regime oppressing their country, Chairman Zero hems and haws, unwilling to say whether he sides with liberty on one hand, or a terrorist dictatorship that is for all intents and purposes at war with the United States on the other. Anyway, Comrade Obama has higher priorities — like staging heartwarming photo ops with his media sycophants.

If you want to know what's going on in the world, you can refer to the Twitter page of Change for Iran, or CBS News White House correspondent Mark Knoller. Via Patterico's Pontifications, a comparison of the two:

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Needless to say, replacing Iran's demented theocracy with a friendly democratic government would radically change the world for the better. Also needless to say, the mainstream media is a tasteless joke, just like the stuttering affirmative action post turtle it installed in the White House.

What's going on in Iran while Obama feeds his dog ice cream (GRAPHIC).

On tips from Henry and V the K.



The More Things Change…

Posted by Dave Blount at 12:06 PM

The progressive movement hasn't progressed much in the last 70 years:


Via Music for the Obama Era, on a tip from Kevin K.



Skateboarding Where Great Men Once Walked

Posted by Dave Blount at 11:58 AM

How's this for emblematic:

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Above you see 41-year-old adolescent Tony Hawk skateboarding in the White House.

According to Hawk, Comrade Obama apologized for the absence of skateboard ramps, a welcome change from Chairman Zero's usual apologizing for America's historic defense of liberty.

If we don't get adults back in charge immediately, Hawk isn't the only one due for a major wipeout.

On a tip from Viking04.



Thomas Paine's Open Letter to Chairman Zero

Posted by Dave Blount at 11:40 AM

Thomas Paine is not pleased with the current state of affairs:

On a tip from Bergbikr.



The Money You'd Save by Rejecting the Stimulus

Posted by Dave Blount at 11:14 AM

It's not too late to stop a lot of the Porkulus loot from swirling down the toilet, provided we vote some grownups into Congress next fall.

Via NewsBusters, on a tip from JC.



June 20, 2009

Barry O Saves the Day

Posted by Dave Blount at 12:05 PM

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On tips from Rich R and J.



Snarling Boxer

Posted by Dave Blount at 10:58 AM

By now you've probably seen moonbat Senator Barbara Boxer dressing down a Brigadier General for respectfully calling her "ma'am." The discipline our military shows in taking orders from the vermin who run our civilian government is truly admirable. But Doctor Evil knows how she feels:

On tips from Cz and Burning Hot. Hat tip: Michelle Malkin.



The One You've Been Waiting For

Posted by Dave Blount at 10:33 AM

For all our inventiveness, we've yet to come up with a nightmare more terrifying than runaway statism:

By Rafael Brom.



June 19, 2009

Open Thread

Posted by Dave Blount at 10:21 AM

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Compliments of Viking04.



Dems Prepare Taxes for Launch Into Stratosphere

Posted by Dave Blount at 10:03 AM

Remember when the Moonbat Messiah was promising repeatedly that he would cut taxes for 95% of Americans? Apparently, some actually believed him, and didn't have the decency to care what outrageous injustices were inflicted on the other 5%, who would be made to pay for BHO's extravagant socialist policies. But what goes around comes around. To the surprise of no one with an IQ above 80, Chairman Zero will be jacking taxes through the ceiling on all of us:

House Democrats have lots of potential targets for higher taxes as they aim to expand health care coverage to reach the roughly 50 million that experts say are uninsured.
Also under consideration are higher alcohol taxes, increases to the Medicare payroll tax and a value-added tax, a sort of national sales tax, of up to 1.5 percent or more.

A value-added tax would hit every American who buys or sells anything. Obama et al. are also thinking about a 10¢ per can tax on "sugary drinks," taxing employer-provided health insurance benefits, and of course, further looting "the rich," who need to have money to spend and invest if the economy is to recover.

If this sounds bad, wait until the cap and trade lunacy effectively results in massive energy taxes, which will also hurt each and every one of us, including the fools who voted this socialist regime into office.

On a tip from Sam.



PETA Recruits Che Guevara's Granddaughter

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:36 AM

Whether you're talking about killing people by the thousands on behalf of a communist dictatorship or demanding that people stop eating the meat their bodies require for good health, moonbattery is all one swamp. For example, PETA is now exploiting the granddaughter of Castro's infamous chief executioner for its anti-food propaganda campaigns:

Lydia Guevara poses semi-nude in a PETA campaign that tells viewers to "join the vegetarian revolution," said PETA spokesman Michael McGraw. …
In the ad, Lydia Guevara wears camouflage pants, a red beret, and bandoliers of baby carrots while standing with one fist on her hip and the other outstretched.
"It very much evokes the tag line of the ad, which is 'Join the vegetarian revolution,'" McGraw said. "It's an homage of sorts to her late grandfather."

Che Guevara was one of the most profoundly evil psychopaths in the history of totalitarianism. He was known to personally execute children. For generations, he has personified anti-Americanism. All this gives his granddaughter a great deal of cachet among liberals.

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Heinrich Himmler's granddaughter wasn't available.

On a tip from Lyle.



Bill Ayers Influence on Obama Goes Back to Grade School

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:13 AM

To become Lord of the Moonbats, you have to get off to an early start. The offspring of a hippy and an African socialist, Obama was steeped in moonbattery from his conception. Now we learn that his connection with unrepentant communist terrorist Bill Ayers goes back to age 11:

While Obama's membership as an adult in the controversial Trinity United Church of Christ has received widespread media attention, almost nothing has been reported about his Sunday school attendance at First Unitarian, a far-left activist church that may have helped provide the president's initial political education.
First Unitarian, a member of the Unitarian Universalist denomination, served as a sanctuary for draft dodgers and was strongly tied to the Students for a Democratic Society, or SDS, during the time Weatherman radical Bill Ayers was a leader in that organization. The Weathermen was an offshoot of the SDS.

As you'll recall, Obama declared that Ayers' political mentorship wasn't relevant, since Ayers committed his terrorist acts when BHO was a child, before realizing that he could inflict more damage on the country by subverting the education establishment — and by nurturing the political career of a certain radical leftist who is currently steering us toward economic ruin. But even as a little boy, the Moonbat Messiah's worldview was molded by Ayers and his ilk.

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Compliments of Aaron S.

On a tip from The MaryHunter.



ABC Employees Overwhelmingly Supported Comrade Obama

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:19 AM

Today's least surprising story might help explain why ABC News is willing to sacrifice whatever credibility it has left by turning its newscast into an infomercial in support of Obama's attempt to seize control of the healthcare industry, refusing even to accept paid advertising that might allow the opposition to get its point of view heard, tailspinning ratings be damned:

At ABC, Obama supporters outnumbered McCain supporters 33 to 1. In terms of contributions, they gave $160,000 to B. Hussein, $5,000 to McCain.

Expecting objectivity from networks staffed and run almost entirely by moonbats may be a little unrealistic.

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On a tip from V the K.



Climate Skeptic Richard Lindzen Encounters Liberal Tolerance

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:58 AM

As a result of catastrophic climate change, MIT physicist and global warming skeptic Richard Lindzen has been unable to get his burnt rug appraised.

Lindzen is an accomplished guy. From his bio:

Prof. Lindzen is a recipient of the AMS's Meisinger, and Charney Awards, the AGU's Macelwane Medal, and the Leo Huss Walin Prize. He is a member of the National Academy of Sciences, and the Norwegian Academy of Sciences and Letters, and a fellow of the American Academy of Arts and Sciences, the American Association for the Advancement of Sciences, the American Geophysical Union and the American Meteorological Society. He is a corresponding member of the NAS Committee on Human Rights, and has been a member of the NRC Board on Atmospheric Sciences and Climate and the Council of the AMS.

But after a fire damaged his rug, a Boston-area art appraiser refused to determine the rug's value, emailing this explanation:

I am sorry to inform you that after some consideration, I've decided not to perform the appraisal service that you've requested. Your writing on the subject of global warming is offensive to me personally, and I feel that I would have difficulty being an impartial appraiser of value given my view on the subject.

Unappraised burnt rugs can now be added to The List.

On a tip from mandible claw.



British Police Asked to Provide Criminals With Treadmills

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:17 AM

Britain has gone downhill awfully quickly since it succumbed to moonbattery, but it's still a great place — for criminals. Their latest privilege:

People detained by police for longer than 36 hours should have access to an exercise treadmill, a Criminal Justice Inspection report has suggested.
The report said the police should consider installing a machine at Antrim Police Station which is used to question suspects about serious crimes.

It's not just treadmills that Britain's moonbat rulers deem to be needed.

They pointed out that no copies of the Qu'ran or other religious texts were available and that there were no directional arrows pointing to Mecca.

Don't forget prayer rugs. If the terrorists vacationing at Club Gitmo get these goodies, the Muslim colonists displacing the sad remnants of Britain deserve them too.

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On a tip from Steve.



Obama's First Accomplishment

Posted by Dave Blount at 6:58 AM

Skeptics who ask what Comrade Obama has ever accomplished — besides being installed in the White House by the left-wing media establishment despite his obvious lack of qualifications — finally have their answer:

A top White House lawyer called the firing of AmeriCorps inspector general Gerald Walpin an act of "political courage," according to House Republican aides who were in a meeting with the lawyer Wednesday.

This great feat of bravery involved B. Hussein violating a law he sponsored himself during his brief junior Senator career by firing a watchdog for doing his job. When pressed for a reason, BHO resorted to the Soviet tactic of smearing the 77-year-old Walpin as mentally unfit.

If you don't have courage, arrogance is the next best thing.

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Courage or arrogance?

On tips from Conan, ZMarshall, and V the K.



June 18, 2009

Why Comrade Obama Rarely Speaks Without a Teleprompter

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:31 PM



If Other Presidents Were in a Class With BHO

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:19 PM

What if all presidents had been clueless moonbats like Chairman Zero? Bartlett's would look a little different:

"Mr. Gorbachev, that wall is none of our business." — Ronald Reagan
"December seventh, nineteen forty-one. A date upon which we must ask ourselves, what could we have done to avoid this?" — FDR
"Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what your country can do for you!" — JFK
"If America shows weakness and uncertainty, the world will drift toward tragedy. Pretty sure that's gonna happen on my watch." — G. W. Bush
"Speak softly and eloquently." — Teddy Roosevelt
"You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you really only need to fool the majority of people until the election is over." — Abraham Lincoln
"To be prepared for war is far too provocative." — George Washington

Maybe applying Affirmative Action to the presidency isn't such a good idea after all.

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Fortunately, B. Hussein is one of a kind.

Compliments of B1BBET.



Open Thread

Posted by Dave Blount at 10:03 AM

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Via Patriot Depot, on a tip from Morris.



Obama's War on Watchdogs Escalates

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:33 AM

Inspector Generals ought to apply for a slot on the endangered species list. In addition to the illegal firing of Gerald Walpin for looking into the corruption of Obama supporter Kevin Johnson, acting International Trade Commission IG Judith Gwynne is also getting canned, after having presumably incriminating documents taken from her by force. Neil Barofsky may be the next to go:

He was appointed with fanfare as the public watchdog over the government's multi-billion dollar bailout of the nation's financial system. But now Neil Barofsky is embroiled in a dispute with the Obama administration that delayed one recent inquiry and sparked questions about his ability to freely investigate.
The disagreement stems from a claim by the Treasury Department that Barofsky is not entirely independent of the agency he is assigned to examine — a claim that has prompted a stern letter from a Republican senator warning that agency officials are encroaching on the integrity of an office created to protect taxpayers.

It's not helping Barofsky's job security that he appears to take his watchdog role much more seriously than Comrade Obama's lackeys in the media do.

Hot Air comments:

The sudden push to rid the government of independent watchdogs appears to coincide with Barack Obama's plans to use government spending to get control over more aspects of American life, such as with stimulus spending, the financial sector, and volunteer organizations.

America is getting Change, all right.

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If ever an administration needed watchdogs…

On a tip from Gregory of Yardale.



Tom Brokaw Gets White House Position

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:55 AM

"Take this," Tom Brokaw crowed vindictively at Obama's coronation, meaning, "Americans, you politically incorrect rubes, put this in your pipe and smoke it!"

In 2008, Brokaw's loyalty to the Democrat Party secured him a position as moderator of a presidential debate.

Now this avatar of the contemptuously condescending establishment media is collecting his reward for helping install our Marxist Community Activist in Chief in power, having been named to the President's Commission on White House Fellowships.

Brokaw interviewed Dear Leader just a couple of weeks ago. Good thing he didn't ask any challenging questions that could endanger his new official position in the White House bureaucracy.

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A liberal elite propagandist posing as a serious journalist.

On a tip from nancz.



Media Erases Chairman Zero's Single-Payer Slip

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:22 AM

"I'll be honest," Obama lied. "There are countries where a single-payer system works pretty well."

You'll find this line in the official transcript of Chairman Zero's speech to the AMA, but not in any major newspapers. CNS News reports:

A search of the the terms "Obama," "single-payer," and "pretty well" in the "Major Newspapers" file of Nexis turned up no hits as of 3:00 PM on Tuesday, June 16.

Several papers took quotes from immediately before and after, but the single-payer line was expunged. You see, we are supposed to believe that "healthcare reform" is not the same thing as "single-payer" healthcare, which is a euphemism for government seizure of the entire industry.

How convenient for Comrade Obama that when he lets slip what anyone paying attention knows he's really up to, his toadies in the media immediately erase the mistake, like Winston Smith stuffing politically inconvenient documents down the memory hole.

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He can afford to look smug; the media's got his back.

On a tip from Darrel.



Ratings Sink as ABC News Degenerates Into Arm of Obamination Administration

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:23 AM

How is it possible? No one watches the servile government propaganda passed off by ABC as news? Knowing this can't be right, ABC has demanded a probe into evening news ratings:

ABC News is crying foul over a report that says "World News" most likely had its smallest audience ever.
The network has asked Nielsen Media Research to investigate. The company initially reported that a little more than 4 million people watched "World News" last Friday, the first night of the digital switch over.
Usually, more than 7 million watch the ABC broadcast on Fridays. ABC says a drop-off from the average could have been expected, especially given the slow summer season, but a disappearance of 3 million people didn't make any sense.

Here's a clue: people don't like being fed BS by government apparatchiks. ABC News will be operating out of the White House to help sell Comrade Obama's socialized medicine power grab, and throwing all subtlety to the winds, not only won't let Republican views be heard in their coverage, but won't even accept paid advertising from those who resist the nationalization of the healthcare industry.

Would Soviet Russians have gotten their news from Pravda if they had had access to Fox News? A federal "bailout" of FNC is becoming inevitable.

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On tips from kate and Gregory of Yardale.



Rowan Williams' Fresh Expressions of Moonbattery

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:00 AM

Maybe Rowan Williams has finally figured out that pandering to Muslims is not going to reverse the Church of England's headlong decline. Now he's pandering to moonbats and teenyboppers:

[I]deas for alternative-style worship are part of an initiative launched by Dr Rowan Williams, the Archbishop of Canterbury, to appeal to the younger generation.
They are set out in a new book compiled by the Church's Fresh Expressions programme, which aims to boost church attendance with more relevant and exciting services. …
One Holy Communion service promoted in the book, called Ancient Faith, Future Mission, begins with the congregation being shown a video clip from the YouTube website about a United Nations anti-poverty campaign.
Worshippers are told that "our planet is messed up" and that "things are not right".

You can say that again, Swilliams! It gets worse:

They are then asked to approach the altar and rub sea salt on their fingers to represent tears, before walking around and meditating at eight "prayer stations" representing themes such as "gender equality" and "environmental sustainability".
A psalm is recited in "beat poetry" style to the accompaniment of African Djembe drums, and prayers are said "for the corporate world, for influential CEOs who oversee billion-dollar industries".

It's just not a proper church service without a little music from a moonbatty pop band:

Among the alternative services explored in the book … are so-called "U2charists", services in which the congregation receives communion but sings the songs of the Irish rock band U2 instead of traditional hymns. …
The book also features Transcendence, an event held in York Minister in which traditional Latin chant is set by DJs to hip hop or ambient dance music and video images are projected onto the walls.

Here's an idea: why doesn't the church hold rave parties, with ecstasy and grape-flavored vodka for the Eucharist? The priest can strip down to his undies, smear himself with body paint, and crowd surf under pulsating disco lights.

Uh oh, here comes a party pooper. The prebendary at St Paul's Cathedral Rev. David Houlding laments,

All this is tosh. It's just a passing fad, irrelevant, shallow and pointless. There's no depth to it and it's embarrassing because it'll make people think that we're eccentric and silly.

As a result of Fresh Expressions, there are now churches for surfers, and priests have been commissioned to work in night clubs and skateboard parks. Maybe the Founding Fathers knew what they were doing when they proscribed an official state church.

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Swilliams: Eccentric? Silly? Who would think that?

On a tip from Viking04.



June 17, 2009

Open Thread

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:49 AM

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Islamic Tolerance

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:38 AM

Good thing the "tolerance" liberals stridently demand doesn't apply to Christians. They would get coronaries reading stories like this:

A Christian man was stoned to death in Pakistan for drinking tea from a roadside stall designated for Muslims.
According to International Christian Concern (ICC) the man, Ishtiaq Masih, had ordered tea at a stall in Machharkay village, Punjab, Pakistan, after his bus stopped to allow passengers to relieve themselves.
When Ishtiaq went to pay for his tea, the owner noticed that he was wearing a necklace with a cross and grabbed him, calling for his employees to bring anything available to beat him for violating a sign posted on the stall warning non-Muslims to declare their religion before being served.
Ishtiaq had not noticed the warning sign before ordering his tea, as he ordered with a group of his fellow passengers.
Witnesses claim the owner and 14 of his employees beat Ishtiaq with stones, iron rods and clubs, and stabbed him multiple times with kitchen knives as Ishtiaq pleaded for mercy.

But don't forget, Christianity is even worse than Islam. Just ask any moonbat.

On a tip from Viking04.



FBI Investigating Obama Friend Kevin Johnson's Mess

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:26 AM

It may be a little late for Chairman Zero to fire (illegally) Gerald Walpin on behalf of his corrupt supporter Kevin Johnson, whose can of worms remains open and wriggling:

The FBI's Sacramento division is investigating a former St. HOPE executive's allegations of obstruction of justice, Acting U.S. Attorney Lawrence G. Brown confirmed Tuesday.
The news fuels the controversy that has followed Mayor Kevin Johnson since 2008, when his brainchild St. HOPE Academy first was investigated for misuse of public funds.
That investigation appeared to end in April when Brown's office announced a settlement with Johnson, St. HOPE and former executive director Dana Gonzalez.
The settlement, hotly contested by the office of the inspector general for the federal Corporation for National and Community Service, required the repayment of more than $400,000 in misused grants for AmeriCorps volunteers.
However, Rick Maya, who officially left his position as executive director with St. HOPE last week, alleged in an April resignation letter that a member of the charter schools' board deleted Johnson's e-mails during the federal investigation.

Complains Maya:

We had to pay thousands of dollars to recover the information deleted from our e-mail system as a result of this highly inappropriate and potentially unlawful incursion into our e-mail system. We are still unsure whether all of the deleted information has been recovered.

Unless I dragged in dog-do on my shoe, that must be Obama-style transparency I smell. No wonder Chairman Zero wants Walpin out before he can bring more malfeasance to light.

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Johnson has a friend in a high place.

On a tip from Monico.



Dem Senator Objects to Obama's Contempt for Rule of Law

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:57 AM

Even Senator Claire McCaskill (D-MO) — who supported Chairman Zero from the beginning — is appalled at his authoritarian contempt for the rule of law regarding the firing of Gerald Walpin for discovering Obamunist corruption in the process of doing his job. She's issued a statement:

The White House has failed to follow the proper procedure in notifying Congress as to the removal of the Inspector General for the Corporation for National and Community Service. The legislation which was passed last year requires that the president give a reason for the removal. "Loss of confidence" is not a sufficient reason. I'm hopeful the White House will provide a more substantive rationale, in writing, as quickly as possible.

If more Democrats show the courage to put the good of the country ahead of securing their share of Obama's blitzkrieg power grab, we might yet be spared an extremely unpleasant future — and some Dem politicians might be spared the consequences of the inevitable backlash, should America survive Hopey Change.

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McCaskill: Not quite ready for dictatorship.

On a tip from The MaryHunter.



Food Marketers as Rapists

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:39 AM

Anorexic anti-eating activist MeMe Roth is turning up the rhetoric in her crusade against selling food, which she equates with rape:

The defense has been made in the case of sex criminals that there is pleasure on the part of the victim. The same is true with what we're doing with food. We may abuse our bodies with food, but it's incredibly pleasurable. From a food marketer's point of view, when your quote unquote victim is so willing and enjoying of the process, who's fighting back?

Chairman Zero had better hurry up and nationalize healthcare, so he can move on to addressing this food marketer menace.

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Somebody get this moonbat a Big Mac before she blows away.

Hat tip: The Blogprof.



More of Chairman Zero's Promised Transparency

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:22 AM

The magic of Change has been far-reaching. Even the word "transparency" has Changed. Now it means opaqueness:

Despite President Barack Obama's pledge to introduce a new era of transparency to Washington, and despite two rulings by a federal judge that the records are public, the Secret Service has denied msnbc.com's request for the names of all White House visitors from Jan. 20 to the present. It also denied a narrower request by the nonpartisan watchdog group Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington, which sought logs of visits by executives of coal companies. …
Groups that advocate open government have argued that it's vital to know the names of White House visitors, who may have an outsized influence on policy matters.

Not even Chairman Zero's toadies at MSNBC like having the door slammed in their faces, though predictably they hasten to assure readers that W was just as bad.

Here's a Moonbattery exclusive — we've gotten ahold of Mr. Transparency's suppressed visitors log:

Brian Williams
Charles Gibson
Katie Cupcake
Chris Matthews
Keith Olbermann
Bill Ayers
Bernardine Dohrn
Jeremiah Wright
Louis Farrakhan
Rashid Khalidi
Hugo Chavez
Satan

It's anyone's guess how many of these names are on there for real.

On a tip from B1BBET.



Discriminating Against Whites "Number One Priority" of Naval Academy

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:02 AM

What to do with the most powerful military in history, while we wait for it to rot away under the regime of Hopey Change? Why not use it to advance race-based social engineering:

The Chief of Naval Operations Adm. Gary Roughead announced in Annapolis recently that "diversity is the number one priority" at the Naval Academy.
The Naval Academy superintendent, Vice Adm. Jeffrey Fowler, echoed him. Everyone understands that "diversity" here means nonwhite skins.

Here's how they filter out whites in favor of less qualified nonwhites:

White applicants out of high school who are not also athletic recruits typically need grades of A and B and minimum SAT scores of 600 on each part for the Board to vote them "qualified." Athletics and leadership also count.
A vote of "qualified" for a white applicant doesn't mean s/he's coming, only that he or she can compete to win the "slate" of up to 10 nominations that (most typically) a Congress(wo)man draws up. That means that nine "qualified" white applicants are rejected. SAT scores below 600 or C grades almost always produce a vote of "not qualified" for white applicants.
Not so for an applicant who self-identifies as one of the minorities who are our "number one priority." For them, another set of rules apply. Their cases are briefed separately to the board, and SAT scores to the mid-500s with quite a few Cs in classes (and no visible athletics or leadership) typically produce a vote of "qualified" for them, with direct admission to Annapolis. They're in, and are given a pro forma nomination to make it legit.
Minority applicants with scores and grades down to the 300s with Cs and Ds (and no particular leadership or athletics) also come, though after a remedial year at our taxpayer-supported remedial school, the Naval Academy Preparatory School.
By using NAPS as a feeder, we've virtually eliminated all competition for "diverse" candidates: in theory they have to get a C average at NAPS to come to USNA, but this is regularly re-negotiated.

In short, virtually anyone can get in, unless they're Caucasian, in which case they have to meet stringent requirements. No doubt there is pressure to graduate minorities who should not have been there in the first place, and commission them as naval officers despite their incompetence.

This is why you don't have to be a "racist" to question the competence of minorities in many professions. Whites are there because their qualifications are strong enough to overcome the institutional prejudice against them. The qualifications of nonwhites may end with their skin color.

Professions affected by this phenomenon now include President of the United States.

On a tip from JC; hat tip: American Renaissance.



June 16, 2009

Finger-Wagging Moonbat Gallery

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:27 PM

Why is it that moonbats are always wagging their fingers at us?

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Compliments of J.



Code Pinkster Gets Head Bashed in Israel

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:09 PM

Now that the moonbat of its choice is running America, Code Pink has turned its attention to Israel. But its reception there wasn't the warmest:

"Hands off the women!" It had never occurred to me that to moonbats, Code Pink skanks count as women.

On a tip from Oiao.



The City of America's Future

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:40 PM

Want to see where Obama is taking us? Visit Detroit, which has been governed in accordance with his ideology for decades, with the inevitable results:

On a tip from AC.



Open Thread

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:49 AM

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From The People's Cube, on a tip from V the K.



Obama Helps Himself to More Power

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:34 AM

The socialist blitzkrieg continues on all fronts. While one hand attempts to nationalize the entire healthcare industry, the other paves the way for a government takeover of whatever company it pleases:

The Obama administration this week will propose the most significant new regulation of the financial industry since the Great Depression …
Under the plan, expected to be released Wednesday, the government would have new powers to seize key companies — such as insurance giant American International Group Inc. — whose failure jeopardizes the financial system.

The plan will also increase federal micromanagement of business. This used to be known as "fascism."

Lawrence Summer's, Comrade Obama's chief economic advisor, explains why measures to cripple business are shoved through when the economy desperately needs a chance to recover:

There are people who believe that the wrong time to reorganize the fire department is while the fire may still be burning. The president has concluded very strongly that that view is wrong. … Experience teaches that once the crisis has passed, the will to reform will pass as well.

This is why FDR imposed economically insane policies that prolonged the Great Depression for a decade. So long as the government keeps the crisis going, it can help itself to the last of our liberties.

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The future of freedom is in this punk's hands.

On a tip from nancz.



ABC News to Operate From White House

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:06 AM

The nationalization of the healthcare industry could be the point of no return. Once it has been imposed, economic freedom in America may never recover, making our steady slide toward total government control of the economy and therefore every aspect of our lives inexorable. Naturally the statists who run the media and installed our current goverment are pulling out all the stops to push it through. From Drudge:

On the night of June 24, the media and government become one, when ABC turns its programming over to President Obama and White House officials to push government run health care … ABCNEWS anchor Charlie Gibson will deliver WORLD NEWS from the Blue Room of the White House.
The network plans a primetime special — 'Prescription for America' — originating from the East Room, exclude opposing voices on the debate.

From Republican National Committee Chief of Staff Ken McKay's complaint to the head of the government agency calling itself ABC News:

As the national debate on health care reform intensifies, I am deeply concerned and disappointed with ABC's astonishing decision to exclude opposing voices on this critical issue on June 24, 2009. Next Wednesday, ABC News will air a primetime health care reform "town hall" at the White House with President Barack Obama. In addition, according to an ABC News report, GOOD MORNING AMERICA, WORLD NEWS, NIGHTLINE and ABC's web news "will all feature special programming on the president's health care agenda." This does not include the promotion, over the next 9 days, the president's health care agenda will receive on ABC News programming.
Today, the Republican National Committee requested an opportunity to add our Party's views to those of the President's to ensure that all sides of the health care reform debate are presented. Our request was rejected. I believe that the President should have the ability to speak directly to the America people. However, I find it outrageous that ABC would prohibit our Party's opposing thoughts and ideas from this national debate, which affects millions of ABC viewers.

It's official: the mainstream media is a branch of the left wing of the Democrat Party, which is now running the country — and deliberately steering the economy over a cliff into socialist authoritarianism.

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The USSA's answer to Pravda.

On tips from cowlove, Byron, and ZMarshall. Hat tip: Goebbels Media.



Over $1 Trillion to Cover One Third of Uninsured

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:47 AM

As the iceberg of socialized medicine comes closer to our hull, it becomes increasingly obvious that for any purpose other than bankrupting our country, it simply will not work:

Last evening, the Congressional Budget Office (CBO) released its first cost-estimate for one of the emerging Democratic bills — the Kennedy-Dodd bill that the Senate HELP Committee is planning to take up this week.
As Yuval [Levin] has already noted, CBO finds that the bill, in its incomplete draft form, would cost a lot — more than $1 trillion — and cover a relatively small portion of the uninsured (about one-third).

As for Dear Leader's gracious promise that we will be permitted to keep our own insurance…

The CBO cost estimate also makes it clear that the president's repeated statement that Americans will get to keep the health insurance they have today is simply not true. CBO projects that some 15 million people would get pushed out of their job-based plans and into the so-called "gateways" run by the states. That number will go much higher when the bill includes the promised "government option."

If the Marxist punk in the White House and his media enablers are able to ram nationalized healthcare through, their work will be essentially finished. The American economy will never recover.

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Your new doctor, like it or not.

On a tip from Maria K.



Government to Give Our Money to ChiComs in Name of Global Warming Farce

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:20 AM

America is up to its neck in debt to the communist Chinese. But apparently that's no reason for the government not to give them our money for free in the name of the preposterous global warming hoax:

U.S. Special Envoy for Climate Change Todd Stern said that there was "no question" that China would receive both financial and technological assistance from the United States as part of upcoming climate change talks to be conducted in Copenhagen, Denmark.

According to the moonbats who run the UN — and, tragically, our country — China is a "developing" nation, despite a powerhouse economy that is overtaking ours. Therefore it gets free money as part of the "spread the wealth around" scheme that is the climate change farce.

No doubt when the ChiComs are done sniggering at the stupidity of our liberal rulers, they will spend some of the cash continuing to build their navy, so they can fill the power vacuum after America loots itself into economic collapse.

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Your tax dollar at work.

Hat tip: Gateway Pundit; on a tip from Burning Hot.



Debt Is Already at $250,000 per American

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:00 AM

Every man, woman, and child in America is now a quarter of a million dollars in debt:

David Walker, the former US Comptroller General, says that the federal debt level is approaching $55 trillion and if you add in the what is owed on the state and local levels — plus personal household debt — it adds up to $75 trillion in obligations.
Walker, who now heads the Peter G. Peterson Foundation, named for the co-founder of the Blackstone Group, warned that without fiscal restraint, Uncle Sam may be guaranteeing that our future is not as prosperous as our past.
At the $75 trillion deficit level a family of four owes $1 million, he said.

Thanks to Social Security and Medicare, the debt is automatically growing by $6,600 per year per American. But we'll look back on this mess with nostalgia, when Obama's planned seizure of the entire healthcare industry makes these numbers look manageable.

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On a tip from mega.



Pregnant "Man" Miscarries, Vows to Try Again

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:34 AM

Remember the transsexual freakazoid in Spain who despite being regarded as a man by the media was able to interrupt her sex change procedures long enough to get pregnant with twins? There's tragic news: Ruben Noe Coronado (née Estefania) has suffered a miscarriage.

But hope still lives for the future family she has planned with her love bunny Esperanza Ruiz:

Coronado had planned to complete the sex-change procedure after the birth of the twins, but is now forced to wait while he [sic] tries again to get pregnant.

This is reality through the prism of moonbattery.

Socialized medicine will mean our own Estafania Coronados can act out their grotesque fantasies on the public dime, while the elderly wait ten years for a hip replacement.

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Estafania is on the left.

Hat tip: Nothing to Do With Arbroath; on a tip from Steve.



The Okies Return

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:10 AM

Liberal politics are so upside and backwards, they can make history run in reverse. Desperate to get away from the confiscatory taxes, stagnant economy, and social disintegration that are the unavoidable consequences of liberal rule, Californians are leaving in droves for the dustbowl.

Fleeing the Great Depression and a drought unprecedented in American history, a vast wave of Oklahomans and Texans dubbed "Okies" loaded everything they could onto crowded vehicles during the 1930s and headed west for California. Today, in huge numbers, their grandchildren are moving back. …
From 2004 through 2007, about 275,000 Californians left the Golden State for the old Dust Bowl states of Oklahoma and Texas, twice the number that left those two states for California, recent Internal Revenue Service figures show.

Don't worry, Governator. There are plenty of illegal aliens to take their place. You won't get much tax loot out of them, but you can always go to Chairman Zero for a bailout.

Eventually, the whole country will be California. Maybe people who want to work for a living instead of sponging of the government can escape to Canada.

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Californians escaping the mess liberal rule has made of their state.

Hat tip: Michelle Malkin; on a tip from Burning Hot.



June 15, 2009

Chairman Zero in Command

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:57 PM

With the world in tumult, it's reassuring to see Comrade Obama's firm hand on the wheel. Here's his forceful response to the people of Iran rising up against the demented authoritarian regime that has been building nuclear weapons explicitly to blow us up with:

Transcript:

Uh ah political process uh uh ah uh uh uh diplomacy uh uh uh ah uh core set of uh uh uh national security interests uh ah uh uh quack quack quack uh uh ah uh having said that uh ah ah uh uh uh uh why can't I just eat my uh waffle?

Let me guess: the teleprompter is at the shop.

We're supposed to regard this clueless jackass as the leader of the free world.

On a tip from mega.



Open Thread

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:40 AM

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Fiber Artists Unite Against ManBearPig

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:34 AM

Seattle art lovers are warned to avoid the Schmancy Gallery until after July 9. Instead of anything an adult would regard as art, they will be subjected to "a group installation featuring 20 fiber artists pondering climate change and the way it's reshaping the Arctic landscape. "

Apparently "fiber artists" are moonbats who express their moronic delusions through political needlepoint.

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On a tip from V the K.



Turning America Into Detroit

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:18 AM

The Collins Report will raise the hair on the back of your neck with its analysis of Obama's plans to bulldoze the slums inhabited by his political base:

The headline says, "US cities may have to be bulldozed in order to survive." For whose survival?
Obama's plan to teardown big city slums like Flint and Detroit is just a trick to move Black Democrats to areas where their votes will swing more Congressional seats to the socialists. He couldn't care less about the poor Blacks in these cities; they're only votes to him.
Obama wants to build government housing in the suburbs and move thousands of his Black voters into these new government gulags where their votes will count more. He sees no value in 90% plus Democrat victories in Flint and Detroit when he could move thousands of those votes into nearby Republican held districts in Brighton and Livonia and win them as well.
He will do this and of course we'll pay for his scheme.
Obama won't have to raze suburban homes to do this. He will rely on "White Flight" to clear out the last stubborn pockets of conservatives and let ACORN's urban shock troops do the rest to flip surrounding Republican Congressional seats one by one.
The Leftist media can chase the truth around trying to kill it, but the truth is: Barack Obama is a Marxist. His public consideration of forced relocations, (a policy Karl Marx would see as his "dialectical materialism", using material things to change social policies) is terrifying in the extreme.
America's cities are filled with people who willingly sell their liberty for a few government handouts. When ACORN orders these kneejerk Democrat voters onto buses for forced relocation to suburban Republican districts they will go. They know their "duty" is to vote where they are told as often as ordered to. Obama will be hailed as a great visionary who redesigned America brick by brick and city by city.
If Obama's "shrink to survive" strategy to "save" America is implemented it will give the Democrats a huge advantage that they will never relinquish. This will end the Republican Party and with that, any chance to stop or roll back the damage from Barack Obama.

Population relocations are not a new idea. Obama's predecessors Stalin, Mao, and Pol Pot were infamous for imposing them.

We were chased out of our cities, which liberals have made into festering chancres where the Democrat vote approaches 100%. Now we'll be chased out of the suburbs.

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Liberals' ultimate objective: turn the whole country into Detroit.

On tips from Oiao and mega.



Obama Adopts Healthcare Ideas He Condemned McCain For

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:54 AM

Not long ago, the Moonbat Messiah was denouncing John McCain for wanting to finance a healthcare plan with cuts to Medicare and Medicaid:

But now, everything has Changed. From Sunday's Washington Compost:

President Obama yesterday outlined measures to trim spending on federal health programs for the elderly and the poor by an additional $313 billion over the next decade, bringing his total proposed savings close to the amount necessary to cover the cost of his signature health-care plan, a top adviser said.
In his weekly radio address, Obama proposed limiting the growth of Medicare fee-for-service payments, taking hospitals and other health-care providers at their word that they will reduce costs. … The president also called for reducing payments to drug companies that serve Medicare recipients. …
In February, Obama's budget request set aside $635 billion for health-care reform, about half in cuts to Medicare and Medicaid and half in new taxes.

It looks like he will be taxing health benefits too, just like he condemned McCain for wanting to do. Unlike the supposed cuts, the new taxes will be real and sustained.

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On a tip from Covington.



Down With Christians, Jews, and Caucasians

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:27 AM

Remember when Bill Clinton responded to 9/11 with a speech denouncing America and European civilization in general? As a reminder, here's an excerpt:

Those of us who come from various European lineages are not blameless. Indeed, in the first Crusade, when the Christian soldiers took Jerusalem, they first burned a synagogue with 300 Jews in it, and proceeded to kill every woman and child who was Muslim on the Temple mound. The contemporaneous descriptions of the event describe soldiers walking on the Temple mound, a holy place to Christians, with blood running up to their knees. I can tell you that that story is still being told to today in the Middle East and we are still paying for it. Here in the United States, we were founded as a nation that practiced slavery and slaves were, quite frequently, killed even though they were innocent. This country once looked the other way when significant numbers of Native Americans were dispossessed and killed to get their land or their mineral rights or because they were thought of as less than fully human and we are still paying the price today. Even in the 20th century in America people were terrorized or killed because of their race.

He's delivering more upbeat speeches now that the decline and fall of our great country appears to be well underway:

Former President Bill Clinton has told an Arab-American audience of 1,000 people that the U.S. is no longer just a black-white country, nor a country that is dominated by Christians and a powerful Jewish minority.
In a speech to the group on Saturday, Clinton said that given the growing numbers of Muslims, Hindus and other religious groups here, Americans should be mindful of the nation's changing demographics, which led to the election of Barack Obama as president.
Clinton said by 2050 the U.S. will no longer have a majority of people with European heritage and that in an interdependent world "this is a very positive thing."

Needless to say, when different people live here, it will be a different country. Once again, a liberal openly embraces America's decline.

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Slick Willy has done his part to bring America down.

On a tip from nancz.



Government May Seize Land for Islamic 9/11 Memorial

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:58 AM

The gargantuan mihrab the government has scene fit to construct as a memorial to Flight 93 for some reason requires 1,500 acres of highly valuable, resource-rich land. The people who own it may not want to sell, considering many regard the memorial as a tribute to the hijackers, not the heroes who prevented them from crashing to plane into the Capitol or White House. But that's okay, the government can just seize the property:

The federal government issued an ultimatum … to people who own land designated for the Flight 93 memorial in Western Pennsylvania: They have one week to reach an agreement on the sale of their land or the government will initiate proceedings to seize it.
The order came hours after Interior Secretary Ken Salazar and U.S. Sen. Arlen Specter (D., Pa.) met with people who own 500 acres in and around the Shanksville area, where Flight 93 crashed on Sept. 11, 2001, and with victims' relatives eager to see the memorial built in time for the 10th anniversary of the terrorist attacks.

Here's a little reminder of the grotesquely inappropriate design our moonbat rulers have settled on:

According to the National Park Service Fact Sheet on the Flight 93 National Memorial:

By law, lands may only be purchased from willing sellers for the Flight 93 National Memorial.

But rule of law is so pre–Hope and Change.

Hat tip: Just a Regular Guy. On a tip from Antara.



Sikhs Want Army Rules Overturned

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:16 AM

In the era of Hopey Change, defending the country and winning wars will no longer be priorities for the US military. Instead it will focus on inclusiveness. A first step might be to stop being so fussy about uniform uniforms, especially when Sikhs would rather wear turbans.

Sikhs also refrain from cutting their hair — ever. The Army has been asked to change the rules to accommodate them. Since Sikhs aren't Christians, they will probably get their way.

Britain has already been down this road:

The British Army allows Sikhs to generally keep their articles of faith. For Sikhs who serve as civilian police officers, The British Police Sikh Association is pushing for development of bulletproof turbans. That would allow Sikhs to be part of firearms units, since safety helmets don't fit over them.

Bulletproof turbans.

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This combat turban can resist armor-piercing rounds.

On a tip from Oiao.



CBS: Ahmadinejad = George W. Bush

Posted by Dave Blount at 6:54 AM

The moonbat media needs W too much to let him go, even now that he's out of office. Check out this childish dig from CBS:

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A president who did more than anyone since Thomas Jefferson to defend Americans from Muslim terrorism is the equivalent of the dictatorial head of a terrorist regime. The world is a strange place, when you look at it in the funhouse mirror of the MSM's leftist politics.

The article is a reprint from the equally despicable New Republic. It asserts that Iran has its own "Red State dynamic" — i.e., toothless rubes in flyover country who vote for the bad guy, whether it's W or Ahmadinutjob.

Needless to say, it neglects to mention this message from Bush, who liberated 50,000,000 people from the governments running Iran's dictatorial neighbors:

My message to the young in Iran is that someday your society will be free.

If W is right, it will be no thanks to CBS, the New Republic, or the squishy appeaser they helped install in the White House.

Hat tip: Gateway Pundit, on a tip from Burning Hot.



June 14, 2009

The Silent Majority Can No Longer Be Silent

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:20 PM

People are starting to realize that if we don't put up major resistance to what's going on in Washington, this isn't going to be America for much longer. Here's video from the Pelosi Protest that greeted a certain Marxist harridan when she came to Houston Friday to promote socialized medicine:

The Left's response: if you don't embrace socialist autocracy, you're Caucasian and therefore racist.

Hat tip: Theo Spark. On a tip from JC.



Flag Day, Google Versus Bing

Posted by Dave Blount at 2:16 PM

How thoughtful of Google to honor Flag Day by making it one of the very few days of the year they don't put up a special logo. Meanwhile, Bing's home page looks like this:

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Microsoft may have a moonbatty corporate culture, but it beats the Kool-Aid guzzlers in "Don't Be Evil" Land.

On a tip from MP.



Open Thread

Posted by Dave Blount at 2:03 PM

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Happy Flag Day, via Pirate's Cove.



SF Judge: Terrorists Can Sue Bush Officials

Posted by Dave Blount at 1:25 PM

Impossible as it might seem, the farce into which the War on Terror has degenerated under Chairman Zero has become still more absurd. It wasn't enough to give terrorists apprehended on foreign battlefields Miranda rights. Now terrorists can sue Bush Administration lawyers if they feel they weren't coddled with sufficient tenderness. From the Obamedia:

A convicted terrorist can sue a former Bush administration lawyer for drafting the legal theories that led to his alleged torture, ruled a federal judge who said he was trying to balance a clash between war and the defense of personal freedoms.
The order by U.S. District Judge Jeffrey White of San Francisco is the first time a government lawyer has been held potentially liable for the abuse of detainees.

San Francisco pointedly does not participate in the defense of the country, putting the screws to the military at every opportunity and arrogantly refusing to enforce immigration law. Yet its nutcase judges can impose their moonbattery on the rest of us.

As you may recall, Jose Padilla was plotting with al Qaeda to set off a radioactive "dirty bomb" in an American city. This makes him the good guy, from the point of view of the vermin who are now in charge of our country.

But was Padilla really tortured? Of course not.

His lawsuit alleges he was illegally detained and was subjected to sleep deprivation, temperature extremes, painful stress positions, and extended periods of bright lights and total darkness. Padilla also alleges he endured threats that he would be killed, that his family would be harmed, and that he would be transferred to another country to be tortured.

The AC was up too high, the lights were too bright, he didn't get enough sleep, there was a pea under his mattress, et cetera. Meanwhile, in Muslim countries people are getting their fingernails torn off. The worst of Padilla's "torture" was allegedly being told he would be transferred to the sort of country where he really would be tortured.

Any judge who wouldn't laugh this case out of court needs to be removed from the bench immediately for reasons of national security. But his depraved views make White a smooth fit with the rest of our rulers.

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Doesn't anyone remember this?

On a tip from Michael M.



Photoshopped Out of the Picture

Posted by Dave Blount at 12:46 PM

Remember when Soviet rulers used to airbrush each other out of photographs, to make the historical record conform to the current political situation? The tradition has been kept alive in the West, where the moonbat establishment uses similar techniques to advance its social engineering projects. Check out the latest cover of the city of Toronto's Fun Guide:

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If this looks like a cheesy Photoshop, that's because it is. Via American Renaissance, here's the original photo:

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According to Kevin Sack, Toronto's director of strategic communications, the guy whose skin wasn't dark enough was excluded because

You won't find a more inclusive organization than us.

Apparently there isn't enough real life miscegenation to suit Toronto bureauweenies. But thanks to modern technology, reality is more malleable than ever.

On a tip from JC.



Penn & Teller Reveal the Future of American Medicine

Posted by Dave Blount at 11:28 AM

In the near future, the flaky moonbats who run our government will be in charge of your healthcare. Cost-cutting will be a major priority. Good thing there are affordable alternatives to the real doctors who will be driven out of business. Penn & Teller offer a glimpse of what we might be in for (please excuse the language):

On a tip from Jeffery Wright.



Ronald Reagan on Obamacare

Posted by Dave Blount at 11:08 AM

Where is Ronaldus Maximus, now that we need him more than ever? Here he is, warning us away from the Moonbat Messiah's latest massive power grab:

On a tip from jcebern.



June 13, 2009

Applied Moonbat Ideology

Posted by Dave Blount at 10:18 AM

The Saturday horror flick tradition continues with The Silent Scream. If you thought the Faces of Death movies were gruesome, try this — as viewed on ultrasound, an innocent child is torn to pieces in the womb by an abortionist. Warning: this is not for the faint of heart, or for liberals who would rather not be confronted with the realities of applying their ideology.

If they can justify doing this to innocent babies for the sake of convenience, imagine what they might do to "racists," homophobes, global warming deniers, and other undesirables once they have the leverage.

On a tip from Chicago Blood.



Chairman Zero Explains His North Korea Policy

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:43 AM

Watch Comrade Obama explain what he's doing to prevent an American city from getting nuked by the maniacs running North Korea:

Reassured yet?

On a tip from Antara.



June 12, 2009

Union Jack Banned at Heathrow

Posted by Dave Blount at 10:58 AM

Whereas garbage collectors rescue discarded flags for respectful disposal, the bureaucratic elite take a very different view of them:

Armed cops patrolling Heathrow Airport have been banned from wearing tiny Union Jack badges in support of British troops.
Top brass claimed the tie-pin badges — which cost £1 with proceeds going to the Help for Heroes charity — were OFFENSIVE.

Seventy percent of the officers are vets, and many have kids serving overseas. Gasps one officer:

How can the Union Jack be offensive? This ruling is even more absurd coming this weekend on the 65th anniversary of the D-Day landings.

Another wonders:

Nobody has put out orders to remove rainbow symbols that gay and lesbian officers wear. Why discriminate against us?

The answer: because we are ruled by moonbats.

On a tip from Burning Hot. Hat tips: Weasel Zippers, Jawa Report.



Air France Crash Caused by Global Warming

Posted by Dave Blount at 10:40 AM

At this point, it's too late to prevent the global warming hoax from degenerating into guffaw-inducing self-parody, so there's no reason for USA Today not to select letters like this for publication:

First, some experts blame global warming for the increased severity and frequency of hurricanes (most of which originate at latitudes within 5 to 15 degrees of the equator). Second, the flight appears to have passed through a band of equatorial megastorms. Finally, levels of turbulence in such storms are being investigated in the crash.
Perhaps the memorial service in Paris will be recognized as the first for airline victims of global warming.

Don't waste your time arguing with a Kool-Aid–guzzling idiot. Just add Air France Flight 447 to The List.

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On a tip from Timothy W. Hat tip: Cafe Hayek.



Profiles in Countermoonbattery: Jeff Olsen

Posted by Dave Blount at 10:05 AM

Even in the contemptible era of Hopey Change, patriotism remains alive, like a smoldering ember that might yet grow back into a glorious blaze.

Jeff Olsen doesn't pay much attention to the garbage he collects unless he spots red and white stripes or white stars on a blue background.
Whenever he sees a U.S. flag in the trash, Olsen retrieves it and takes it back to Waste Management offices in this Chicago suburb [Elgin, Illinois]. He has rescued more than 250 flags in the past 18 months.

Flags collected by Olsen and his coworkers are taken to the American Legion for proper disposal.

"It's the symbol of our nation, so you have to take care of it," Olsen says. "You dump it, you see it, you grab it and you get it to the right place."

We don't ever want to forget that the flag doesn't just represent the bloated obscenity into which our government has deteriorated. It also represents America.

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Olsen doing his part to keep honor alive.

On a tip from MP.



Open Thread

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:48 AM

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Compliments of Diversity Lane.



NASA Employees Commanded to Honor Pervert Pride Month

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:39 AM

Chairman Zero has made it clear he doesn't see any point venturing into space when money can be better spent nationalizing industries and paying his supporters to sit home and watch Oprah. But that doesn't mean NASA doesn't have a role in the Obamination Administration. Any agency with a bureaucracy can make itself useful by promoting depraved moonbat propaganda.

Acting Administrator Christopher J. Scolese proclaims:

During the month of June, NASA is joining other organizations throughout the United States to observe Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender (LGBT) Pride Month. …
This month-long observance gives all of us an opportunity to appreciate the accomplishments of LGBT Americans and celebrate the many contributions members of the LGBT community make daily to the fabric of American life. Members of the LGBT community contribute to the richness of our diversity as a country, playing vital roles in all aspects of our nation, including here at NASA today and throughout the history of the [blah blah blah quack quack quack…]

Since Hopey Change means NASA won't have the funds to do much in outer space anymore, those who would like to rise in its ranks may as well set aside their slide rules and take up cross-dressing.

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Captain Picard declines to celebrate Pervert Pride Month, via Motivated Photos.com.

On a tip from John R.



Obama Removes Oversight From AmeriCorps

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:07 AM

Given Obama's apparent intentions to use ostensibly volunteer groups as private armies, this is hardly surprising:

[O]n Wednesday night the AmeriCorps inspector general, Gerald Walpin, received a call from the White House counsel's office telling him that he had one hour to either resign or be fired. The White House did not cite a reason.

Senator Charles Grassley (R-IA) came to Walpin's defense with a letter to the White House that read in part:

I was troubled to learn that last night your staff reportedly issued an ultimatum to the AmeriCorps Inspector General Gerald Walpin that he had one hour to resign or be terminated. As you know, Inspectors General were created by Congress as a means to combat waste, fraud, and abuse and to be independent watchdogs ensuring that federal agencies were held accountable for their actions. Inspectors General were designed to have a dual role reporting to both the President and Congress so that they would be free from undue political pressure. This independence is the hallmark of all Inspectors General and is essential so they may operate independently, without political pressure or interference from agencies attempting to keep their failings from public scrutiny.

As Grassley went on to note, Walpin's abrupt termination violates the law. As a junior Senator, B. Hussein himself cosponsored the Inspectors General Reform Act, which requires the POTUS to give Congress 30 days notice before dismissing an IG. But Walpin is getting the ax anyway.

The firing apparently stems from Walpin's investigation of a non-profit group, St. HOPE Academy, run by Kevin Johnson, the former NBA star who is now mayor of Sacramento, California (and a big Obama supporter). "[Walpin] found that Johnson, a former all-star point guard for the Phoenix Suns, had used AmeriCorps grants to pay volunteers to engage in school-board political activities, run personal errands for Johnson and even wash his car," the AP reports. In April, the U.S. attorney declined to file any criminal charges in the matter and criticized Walpin's investigation. But at the same time Johnson and St. HOPE agreed to repay about half of the $850,000 it had received from AmeriCorps.
Bottom line: The AmeriCorps IG accuses prominent Obama supporter of misusing AmeriCorps grant money. Prominent Obama supporter has to pay back more than $400,000 of that grant money. Obama fires AmeriCorps IG.

It would be nice to think this is just more of the slimy corruption we've come to expect from Democrats, and not part of the transformation of AmeriCorps into something scary.

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Dear Leader takes charge of AmeriCorps.

On tips from V the K and Burning Hot.



Dems Propose Meditation as Healthcare

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:01 AM

The impending nationalization of the healthcare industry is great news for a new generation of Trofim Lysenkos, who can now force taxpayers to fund whatever flaky notions happen to be rattling around in their hollow skulls.

Rep. Tim Ryan (D-Ohio) says he's found a cost effective way to address chronic pain, stress, and other illnesses: meditation.
Ryan is urging policymakers to consider adding "mindfulness education" — learning to reduce one's own stress level — to healthcare reform legislation.
"Every day, I meditate for at least 45 minutes before leaving home in the morning," Ryan wrote on his website. "I find it makes me a better listener, and my concentration is sharper. I get less distracted when I'm reading. It's like you see through the clutter of life and can penetrate to what's really going on."

Careful, Ryan. If people penetrate the clutter and see what's really going on, you and your fellow socialist looters will be tarred, feathered, and run out of Washington on a rail.

But meditation could have a big future in our socialized healthcare system. When the government doesn't feel like sparing the money to treat your cancer, it can just send you home with one of those pamphlets the guys in orange robes used to pass out at airports. You're going to die anyway; the important thing is that you go out in a state of calm acceptance — and cost The State as little as possible.

Affirms the Abortion Queen, Kathleen Sebelius, who appallingly now heads Health and Human Services:

I think it's a prevention strategy that I know has the potential of paying huge dividends.

Here's Ryan, who after examining the lint in his navel for 45 minutes finally showed up for work, advocating government-run meditation as medicine with a completely straight face:

On a tip from Kevin R.



Chastity Bono to Get Sex Change

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:11 AM

The freak show known as the entertainment world will soon get a little freakier, when Chastity Bono undergoes an addadictomy procedure to become a crude Island of Doctor Moreau facsimile of a man.

Chastity has been milking her mom's fame and her own sexual perversion for years, publishing books with titles like "Coming Out" and "The End of Innocence." There was even going to be a reality show on the topic, called "Coming Out With Cher and Chas"; mercifully, this appears to have gotten the deep six.

But if Chas' TV career doesn't materialize, she'll soon have the option of performing in the back tent at carnivals.

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Cher and Chas.

On tips from Franco, Bernie D, Steve T, V the K, and Burning Hot.



June 11, 2009

The Reconquista and LA's Blacks

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:35 PM

As moonbattery sinks our country, all hands are going down, regardless of ethnicity. For example, the illegal alien invasion is putting the screws to blacks, as explained by Los Angeles talk show host Terry Anderson:


On a tip from Joe.



Laurel and Hardy Weigh in on Homosexual Marriage

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:12 PM

Who knows what depraved concepts that are still recognized as completely preposterous today will be belligerently promoted by the moonbat establishment in the future.

On a tip from Morris.



Profiles in Countermoonbattery: Ted Cruz

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:03 PM

One more inspirational Tax Day Tea Party speech, via Lone Star Times — this one by Ted Cruz at the Fort Bend County Tea Party in Sugar Land, Texas:

Cruz is a candidate for State Attorney General. We need more like him.

We also need to make plans for the July 4 Tea Parties. TEAPartyDay.com, Re Tea Party, or SurgeUSA.org will help you find the one nearest you — or if need be start one.

On a tip from Byron.



AMA Denounces ObamaCare

Posted by Dave Blount at 10:04 AM

The AMA has been playing nice with our Democrat rulers, in hopes of getting a raise in doctors' Medicare fees. But it's not going to take the impending catastrophe of nationalized healthcare lying down:

As the health care debate heats up, the American Medical Association is letting Congress know that it will oppose creation of a government-sponsored insurance plan, which President Obama and many other Democrats see as an essential element of legislation to remake the health care system. …
While committed to the goal of affordable health insurance for all, the association had said in a general statement of principles that health services should be "provided through private markets, as they are currently." …
[I]n comments submitted to the Senate Finance Committee, the American Medical Association said: "The A.M.A. does not believe that creating a public health insurance option for non-disabled individuals under age 65 is the best way to expand health insurance coverage and lower costs. The introduction of a new public plan threatens to restrict patient choice by driving out private insurers, which currently provide coverage for nearly 70 percent of Americans."
If private insurers are pushed out of the market, the group said, "the corresponding surge in public plan participation would likely lead to an explosion of costs that would need to be absorbed by taxpayers."

Having learned a lesson from the HillaryCare debacle, Dems are trying to push through nationalization before resistance can be organized. The AMA is speaking up none too soon.

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On tips from Isabella and Gregory of Yardale.



Biden Promises Biased Rulings on Sotomayor's Behalf

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:31 AM

Uh oh: Plugs managed to get his gag off again. He took the opportunity to promote racist Supremes nominee Sonia Sotomayor before an assembly of law enforcement groups:

"So you all are on the front lines. But as you do your job, know that Judge Sotomayor has your back as well," Biden said. "And throughout this nomination process, I know you'll have her back."
The comment touched on the hot-button issue of bias in the debate over Sotomayor, whose confirmation hearings could start as early as July if Democrats have their way.
John Wesley Hall, president of the National Association of Criminal Defense Lawyers, said Biden didn't do himself any favors with that remark, since it's likely to generate more critical questions for Sotomayor during confirmation hearings.
"That (comment) means that she could probably care less about civil liberties and just do whatever law enforcement wants," Hall said.

Biden's handlers got the gag back in his mouth before he could set things to right with a proclamation that Sotomayor would balance her law enforcement views by continuing to discriminate in favor of non-Caucasians.

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Back under control, compliments of Aaron S.

On a tip from TonyD95B.



Open Thread

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:15 AM

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More stills from BHO's visit to the Actor's Studio at iOwnTheWorld.com.



Terrorists Captured on Foreign Battlefields Get Miranda Rights

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:51 AM

It would be hilarious, if only it were a joke. The leftist clowns to whom misguided voters have safeguarded our national security now want terrorists captured on foreign battlefields to be mirandized like the petty criminals liberals would have us believe they are.

When 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammad was captured on March 1, 2003, he was not cooperative. "I'll talk to you guys after I get to New York and see my lawyer," he said, according to former CIA Director George Tenet.
Of course, KSM did not get a lawyer until months later, after his interrogation was completed, and Tenet says that the information the CIA obtained from him disrupted plots and saved lives. "I believe none of these successes would have happened if we had had to treat KSM like a white-collar criminal – read him his Miranda rights and get him a lawyer who surely would have insisted that his client simply shut up," Tenet wrote in his memoirs.
If Tenet is right, it's a good thing KSM was captured before Barack Obama became president. For, the Obama Justice Department has quietly ordered FBI agents to read Miranda rights to high value detainees captured and held at U.S. detention facilities in Afghanistan, according a senior Republican on the House Intelligence Committee. "The administration has decided to change the focus to law enforcement. Here's the problem. You have foreign fighters who are targeting US troops today – foreign fighters who go to another country to kill Americans. We capture them…and they're reading them their rights — Mirandizing these foreign fighters," says Representative Mike Rogers, who recently met with military, intelligence and law enforcement officials on a fact-finding trip to Afghanistan.

To mirandize the darling terrorists, you read them this:

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

The International Red Cross has been helpfully advising terrorists to keep their mouths shut and take the free lawyer.

Next we'll learn that the terrorists killing our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan qualify for food stamps.

On tips from The MaryHunter and V the K.



James von Brunn, Homicidal Moonbat

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:22 AM

When the racist fanatic James von Brunn went berserk at the US Holocaust Memorial Museum yesterday, it was inevitable that attempts would be made to characterize the maniac as "right wing," based on the liberal projection that conservatives are racists. However, von Brunn belongs to the Left.

The Examiner remarks on von Brunn's Internet trail:

The anti-semitism of von Brunn is the first thing one notices when visiting these bizarre websites. However, like those of most "white supremacists", many of von Brunn's political views track "Left" rather than "Right." Clearly, a re-evaluation of these obsolete definitions is long overdue.
For example, he unleashed his hatred of both Presidents Bush and other "neo-conservatives" in online essays. As even some "progressives" such as the influential Adbusters magazine publicly admit, "neoconservative" is often used as a derogatory code word for "Jews". As well, even a cursory glance at "white supremacist" writings reveals a hatred of, say, big corporations that is virtually indistinguishable from that of anti-globalization activists.

Like many moonbats, von Brunn is a sucker for 9/11 conspiracy theories:

James W. von Brunn, the suspect in Wednesday's shooting at the Holocaust Memorial Museum in Washington, DC, believed "that many grave and still unresolved crimes were committed by US officials prior to, during and after the events of 9/11" according to an online petition he signed. …
911Truth.org, one of the sponsors of the petition, exists, among other things, "to expose the official lies and cover-up surrounding the events of September 11th, 2001 in a way that inspires the people to overcome denial and understand the truth; namely, that elements within the US government and covert policy apparatus must have orchestrated or participated in the execution of the attacks for these to have happened in the way that they did," according to its website.

Moonbats are also heavily into Darwin. von Brunn is no exception, following the progressive socialist Adolf Hitler's lead in using Darwinist concepts to support his race hatred.

Here's what von Brunn has to say about Christianity:

The New Testament was written in Greek. Paul — who believed the World was flat, that Joshua made the sun stand still, and Jehovah spoke from a burning bush — wrote one-third of it, perhaps more. The events described in the 24 Books are often contradictory, fail the time-line, defy both archaeology's and nature's immutable laws, and are suicidal if practiced. Nevertheless, the shamans bought it, taught it, and the illiterate public was coerced, brainwashed, threatened, tortured, murdered, and enthralled. …
The Gospels profess that only Christians may enter Yahweh's Kingdom of Heaven. To qualify, among other demands, Christians must LOVE THEIR ENEMIES (Jews); give away their personal belongings; eschew knowledge; judge not, despise nature, abandon earthly pleasures, acknowledge that all YHWH's children are equal; and above all else worship YHWH, the jealous, wrathful, vengeful, unforgiving, genocidal, anthropomorphic tribal god (Jesus' father) created by Hebrews in their image and likeness. Omnipotent, omniscient YHWH promises Hebrews that they alone shall inherit the earth, that it is commendable to steal from Gentiles, better yet — kill them. Whereas Gentiles, if they fail to worship YHWH, are transported straight to Hell. And it is written, "A little child shall lead them."
These dangerous, imbecilic, concepts, tenets, and teachings, often treasonous, DESTROYED the Roman Empire and drenched the soil of Europe with Aryan blood for almost 2000 years!
The Big Lie technique, employed by Paul to create the CHRISTIAN RELIGION, also was used to create the HOLOCAUST RELIGION ... CHRISTIANITY AND THE HOLOCAUST are HOAXES.

If it barks like a moonbat, it's a moonbat.

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James von Brunn, another wacky moonbat.

On tips from Viking04, Burning Hot, and mandible claw. Hat tips: Gateway Pundit, What's Wrong With the World.



Send in the Clowns

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:08 AM

Michelle Obama wows Europe with her keen fashion sense:

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Design by Ringling Bros. It must have been warm; she wasn't wearing the matching fright wig.

Look for double cardigans to become the next hot fad among female journalists.

Via Cristy Li. On a tip from Bill V.



Moonbat Media Fail

Posted by Dave Blount at 6:41 AM

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Those who have seen maps of the United States will recognize the black shape looming next to Snora O'Donnell's mannequin smile as West Virginia.

Maybe it's best that MSNBC sticks with moonbat propaganda, and leaves the news reporting to Fox.

Via FamousDC, on a tip from Gregory of Yardale.



June 10, 2009

Tiger Wouldn't

Posted by Dave Blount at 6:19 PM

If we are to believe the establishment media's packaging job, the Marxist community activist who tucks his shirt in to play basketball is not only qualified to lead the country, but is as able and cool as James Bond. But his MSM enablers forgot to accompany The Anointed One on this trip to the golf course:

America is being dismantled by a dork.

Via iOwnTheWorld.com.



Profiles in Countermoonbattery: Jon Voight

Posted by Dave Blount at 6:03 PM

Not everyone in Hollywood collects organic fertilizer between their ears. Via Right Pundits, here's Jon Voight at a Republican fund-raising dinner Monday night on the subject of Hopey Change:

I hope Voight doesn't own a GM dealership, because if he does, it won't be licensed for long.

On tips from nancz, Burning Hot, and TonyD95B.



John Ziegler Gets the Better of Contessa Brewer

Posted by Dave Blount at 5:54 PM

Surprise: MSNBC sides with the vile David Letterman in the wake of his vicious and tasteless attacks on Sarah Palin and her 14-year-old daughter. They brought on John Ziegler so that Contessa Sewer could club him over the head with her odious views. As it turned out, Ziegler did the clubbing:

Somehow I doubt he'll be invited back. Incredibly, I'm told there are people old enough to shave who get their news from MSNBC.

On a tip from Rich.



Penn and Teller Moonbat Servility Test

Posted by Dave Blount at 5:36 PM

Penn and Teller tried to find a limit to the obedience and gullibility of environmentally conscious liberals. They failed:

On a tip from Jeffery Wright.



More Obamacare Posters

Posted by Dave Blount at 4:46 PM

The government has stepped up its efforts to get us used to the idea of the folks who run the DMV soon having power of life and death over us, as Comrade Obama nationalizes the entire healthcare industry. Michelle Malkin has collected new Obamacare posters here and here. A few samples:

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On tips from Burning Hot and The.



Open Thread

Posted by Dave Blount at 11:20 AM

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Compliments of The.



San Francisco Environazis Crack Down on Throwing Out Garbage

Posted by Dave Blount at 11:09 AM

Who would have thought that when totalitarianism conquered America, it would be ushered in not by advancing tanks or mushroom clouds, but by do-gooder bureaucratic absurdity like this:

Throwing orange peels, coffee grounds and grease-stained pizza boxes in the trash will be against the law in San Francisco, and could even lead to a fine.
The Board of Supervisors voted 9-2 Tuesday to approve Mayor Gavin Newsom's proposal for the most comprehensive mandatory composting and recycling law in the country. It's an aggressive push to cut greenhouse gas emissions and have the city sending nothing to landfills or incinerators by 2020.

Every authoritarian regime needs a bogus ideology to justify its foot on your face, but does it have to be so insultingly absurd as the global warming hoax? We are going to choke to death on our own garbage so that useless parasites in government offices can claim they're saving polar bears from the utterly harmless gases that would allegedly be generated if they let us throw out the trash.

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Gavin Newsom, Grand Lord of Your Garbage.

On a tip from Nathaniel M.



Obama's Mentor Denounces "Them Jews"

Posted by Dave Blount at 10:44 AM

Comrade Obama's spiritual mentor for two decades, the father figure BHO said he could no more disown than he could disown the black community that he serves at the expense of everyone else — the wise man best known for flailing his arm around behind the pulpit at a blasphemous parody of a church while screaming "God damn America!" — explains why his protégé hasn't spoken to him since he was thrown under the bus last year for the sake of political expediency:

In a racially charged interview, the Rev. Jeremiah Wright said that President Obama hasn't spoken to him since they parted ways last year, because "them Jews aren't going to let him talk to me."

Wright spews the race-based hatred Obama has been stewing in his whole life not just at America, but at Israel. It must be very reassuring to him that "them Jews" are going to get the shaft in favor of Islamic terrorists from now until this nightmare is over.

This nut's protégé is now running the country.

On a tip from mega.



Tinseltown's Megan Fox Thanks Middle America

Posted by Dave Blount at 10:20 AM

When you go to movies and shell out your hard-earned pay, much of the money goes to finance the Marie Antoinette lifestyle of the Hollywood elite, which specializes in moonbattery, not gratitude. Megan Fox gives a taste of what our royalty thinks of the peasantry by explaining how she would prevent the evil Transformer Megatron from destroying the world:

Instead of the entire planet, [I'd say to him]: Can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?

Dried Frog Pills wonders,

Any guesses that she masturbates to Newsweek articles on Barak Obama like Chris Matthews is rumored to do?

People with Fox's attitude now control not only Tinseltown and the establishment news media, but the federal government.

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Fox is a hottie, but there's nothing worth having under the hood.



Free Abortions in Honor of Tiller the Baby Killer

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:41 AM

Genocidal moonbats have found a ghoulishly appropriate way to honor their fallen hero Tiller the Baby Killer, the late-term abortionist who snuffed out the innocent lives of over 60,000 American children:

The Philadelphia Women's Center gave away free abortions Tuesday in honor of Dr. George Tiller, the abortionist who was murdered last week by an anti-abortion extremist.

Next week's special: free surgical mutilation in honor of Josef Mengele.

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Free abortions were performed to honor this fiend's "memory and legacy."

On a tip from Bill V.



Concrete Obama Head Goes on Tour

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:00 AM

The USSR specialized in oversized statues of communist thugs done in the awkward Socialist Realism style. As in so many other areas, the Hopey Changey USSA is following suit:

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Its creator, 82-year-old artist David Adickes, is traveling with the 3½-ton bust, and grinned as he looked at the head that was parked on the street.
"Most people just ogled it on the highway," he said. "Only one guy gave us the finger."

Take it on tour in a couple years, after the media hype wears off and economic hardship takes firm root. The bust will get a lot more fingers.

On a tip from mandible claw.



Still Digging…

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:38 AM

What do you do when you hit absolute bottom? If you're an entertainment industry moonbat, you keep digging anyway.

On Monday night David Letterman made a disgusting "joke," to the effect that 14-year-old Willow Palin was "knocked up by Alex Rodriguez" at a baseball game. As if worried that this attack wasn't vile enough, he followed it up last night with this:

The toughest part of [Sarah Palin's visit to NYC] was keeping Eliot Spitzer away from her daughter.

Now Willow is portrayed as a prostitute who would have sex with one of the most repulsive degenerates in the entire Democrat Party. That's what she gets for having a mom who is hated by the liberal establishment.

Hat tip: Conservatives 4 Palin, on a tip from V the K.



Obamanomics Explained

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:03 AM

Kevin Hassett at Bloomberg.com has figured out Obamanomics:

President Barack Obama and his team have been having so much fun wielding dictatorial power while rescuing "failed" firms, that they have developed a scheme to gain the same power over every business. The plan is to enact policies that are so anticompetitive that every firm needs a bailout.
Once that happens, their new pay czar Kenneth Feinberg can set the wage for everybody and Rahm Emanuel can stack the boards of all of our companies with his political cronies.

Obama's latest assault on our economy is to inflict crippling levels of taxation on foreign subsidiaries of US companies, a move than any idiot could see will force the companies to leave America altogether to stay competitive, given our exorbitant corporate tax rate, which is second only to Japan's in the industrialized world. Even Microsoft may be packing up and moving out.

The point of this economic sabotage?

Maybe it is good politics to bash American corporations, and Obama isn't really serious about making this change happen. But if the change is enacted, and domestic corporate taxes aren't reduced to offset the big tax hike, the result will be a flight from the U.S. that rivals in scale the greatest avian arctic migrations.
If that occurs, the firms that stay in the U.S. will be at such a huge tax disadvantage that they will absolutely need a "rescue."

Those who endured the David Dinkins Administration in NYC have seen this movie before. Now the disaster will play out at the national level, with bureaucratic thugs bleeding corporations for every penny they can get, until the geese who lay the golden eggs manage to fly away to safety, leaving nothing behind but corrupt and unproductive government-run enterprises.

The wise parasite lets its host stay alive. But there is nothing wise about the greedy, power-mad Marxists now running Washington.

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On a tip from Byron.



Letterman Flings Slime at 14-Year-Old Willow Palin

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:12 AM

I didn't think anything could lower my opinion of David Letterman. I was wrong:

Letterman:

One awkward moment for Sarah Palin at the Yankee game. During the seventh inning, her daughter was knocked up by Alex Rodriguez.

He said this about a 14-year-old girl.

Letterman also referred to Sarah Palin as "slutty." This from a creep who only recently married the mother of his 5-year-old son.

By now entertainment industry moonbats must have noticed that the election is over, so they can climb out of the sewer for awhile. But apparently they like it down there.

On tips from Knights of the Dumb Table at bluegoldnation.com and Michael M. Hat tips: SWAC Girl, Riehl World View.



Mother and Daughter Pay the Price for Our Immigration Policy

Posted by Dave Blount at 6:51 AM

When I first heard this tragic story of a mother and her daughter mowed down in broad daylight in Brewster, New York by a drunken maniac, I made the natural assumption regarding the driver's immigration status. Now we have confirmation:

A drunken driver struck and killed a mother and her young daughter as they were walking to the child's dance class yesterday, authorities said.
Kayla Donohue, a second-grader at John F. Kennedy Elementary School in Southeast, was pronounced dead at the scene about 6:45 p.m., Brewster fire officials said.
Her mother, Lori Donohue, was taken by Brewster ambulance to Putnam Hospital Center and then by helicopter to Westchester Medical Center in Valhalla, where she reportedly died later in the evening.
A white Ford F-350 pickup truck apparently failed to make the left-hand turn onto routes 6 and 22 from Main Street in the village and drove into the parking lot next to Seven Stars School of Performing Arts, pinning the little girl against the building and her mother beneath the truck.
The pickup's driver was taken into custody and arraigned early this morning on a felony charge of first-degree vehicluar manslaughter. The suspect was identified this morning by a Putnam County corrections official as Zacariah Conses-Garcia, 35. His address was not immediately available. Conses-Garcia was being held on $150,000 bail.
The federal Immigration and Customs Enforcement department has also filed a detainer against the suspect as an illegal immigrant, the Putnam County corrections department said.

Here's a video report.

Formerly a quiet, picturesque town on the outer fringes of NYC's northern suburbs, Brewster has been made almost unlivable by hordes of perpetually drunk illegal aliens who use the streets as their toilets, sleep in the surrounding woods, and become killing machines when they get ahold of vehicles.

A fundamental purpose of government is to defend its people from foreign invasion. But the gang of looters calling itself our government is too busy spreading the wealth around to attend to the responsibilities that would justify its existence.

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This scene should have occurred at the border, before innocents had been killed.

On tips from Wiggins and JC.



June 9, 2009

Open Thread

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:55 AM

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More Obamacare posters at Michelle Malkin. On a tip from Burning Hot.



Stockholm Syndrome and the Moonbat Elite

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:20 AM

What would it take to make moonbats stop siding with the West's jihadist enemies? 9/11 wasn't enough, or it wouldn't have been followed by the election of a character named B. Hussein Obama, who predictably apologizes to Muslims for our existence and has been systematically dismantling our terror defenses. For liberal journalist Joanie de Rijke, getting kidnapped and repeatedly raped by the Taliban wasn't enough either:

In November 2008 a Dutch journalist, Joanie de Rijke, was abducted by Taliban fighters in Afghanistan. She was held captive, raped repeatedly, and released after six days for a ransom of 100,000 euros ($137,000). After her ordeal, she acknowledged that her captors "did horrible things to me," but added in several media interviews "They also respected me," and emphasized "They are not monsters."

Dutch persona non grata Geert Wilders comments:

Our elites, whether they are politicians, journalists, judges, subsidy gobblers or civil servants, are totally clueless. Plain common sense has been dumped in order to deny reality. It is not just this raped journalist who is suffering from Stockholm syndrome, but the entire Dutch elite. The only moral reference they have is: do not irritate the Muslims — that is the one thing they will condemn.

de Rijke's severe case of Stockholm syndrome probably started long before she was kidnapped. Unfortunately, this potentially terminal disease is hardly limited to Holland.

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Joanie de Rijke goes native.

On tips from JustAl and Burning Hot. Hat tip: Gateway Pundit.



More Pervert Penguins

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:49 AM

AFP, a German zoo, and two abnormal penguins have teamed up to deal a devastating blow to the institution of marriage:

Two homosexual penguins have successfully hatched an egg that was rejected by its parents and are now proudly rearing the chick, the German zoo housing the couple said…
"Z and Vielpunkt, both males, gladly accepted their 'Easter present' and began straight away with hatching the egg," said the zoo in Bremerhaven, in northern Germany.
"Since the chick arrived they are behaving in the same way as one would expect a heterosexual couple to do. Both happy fathers are now diligently handling the everyday care … of their adopted offspring," the zoo said. …
"Homosexuality is nothing unusual among animals," the zoo said. "Sex and coupling up in our world do not necessarily have anything to do with reproduction."

There you have it: the Bremerhaven Zoo has spoken on the meaning of marriage and sexuality morality.

I wonder if the zoo spokesmoonbat snuffled the interviewer's bottom. After all, animals do that too, so it must be proper behavior.

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Pervert penguins recruited to fight in the culture war.

On a tip from General Will.



Senate Looters Propose Lifestyle Taxes

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:30 AM

Bureaucrats are planning to seize control of the healthcare industry and finance the power grab by taxing lifestyles.

The Senate Finance Committee is considering raising taxes on alcohol and imposing a new levy on soda and other naturally sweetened drinks to help pay for overhauling health care. The committee calls them "lifestyle tax proposals," saying the levies would slow sales of unhealthy products that contribute to rising medical costs. …
Besides alcohol, drinks with sugar, high fructose corn syrup and similar sweeteners would be targeted, though diet drinks with artificial sweeteners would not. Other industries also are on alert, worried that the idea of "lifestyle taxes" could spread to other products deemed unhealthy.

Imposing socialized medicine is expected to cost at least $1.5 trillion over the next 10 years, so the lifestyle taxes will have to spread far and wide to pay the bills. Not even liberals will like the consequences. How about a homosexual depravity tax, since it's hard to imagine a lifestyle more likely to produce astronomical medical bills?

Even if there could ever be a good time to nationalize healthcare, this definitely wouldn't be it. The tax hikes required would be crippling even in the best of economic times. Add to this the cap and trade lunacy, and our only hope is that grownups will take control of the government soon and undo the Hopey Change before it results in a depression.

On a tip from Berkley.



Captain Crunch Sued

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:51 AM

Today's lawsuit of the day:

A federal judge in California has dismissed a complaint filed by a San Diego woman who had bought "Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries" for four years believing the cereal contained real berries.
Janine Sugawara cried fraud when she learned the "berries" were only colored cereal balls flavored with strawberry concentrate. She sued the manufacturer on behalf of all crunchberry-eating Americans.

Common sense made a rare appearance in a courtroom when Judge Morrison England Jr. ruled:

This Court is not aware of, nor has Plaintiff alleged the existence of, any actual fruit referred to as a "crunchberry." … A reasonable consumer would not be deceived into believing that the Product in the instant case contained a fruit that does not exist. … So far as this Court has been made aware, there is no such fruit growing in the wild or occurring naturally in any part of the world.
Plaintiff did not explain why she could not reasonably have figured this out at any point during the four years she alleged she bought Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries in reliance on defendant's fraud.

Sugawara's lawyers had previously tried suing Froot Loops for not being loops of fruit.

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Next we'll learn that Captain Crunch isn't really a commissioned naval officer.

On a tip from Mark P.



Our Backdoor Remains Open

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:37 AM

Sooner or later, there will be a price to be paid for the moonbattery that has left our backdoor not only unlocked, but hanging wide open. From Big Hollywood:

On June 3rd Sara Carter and the Washington Times reported, "Al-Qaeda Eyes Anthrax Attack On U.S from Mexico." The story is based on an Al-Qaeda recruitment video first broadcast back in February on Al Jazeera. In it, Kuwaiti dissident Abdullah al-Nafisi tells a roomful of people that Al-Qaeda is currently casing the U.S. border with Mexico to see how they could smuggle weapons through border tunnels and into the U.S. (Relax fellas, you don't need to crawl through tunnels. I can show you whole unguarded roads that go across the river and into the U.S. … unless you really like crawling.)
Border Ranchers and Texas Law Enforcement have been warning of such a threat for years. For a long while now, ranchers and sheriffs have been reporting incidents of Middle Eastern human smuggling. For some Texas ranchers, stumbling upon Somalis, Eritreans, Bangladeshis or Iraqis is no longer surprising. Zapata County Sheriff Sigfried Gonzales had to reach out to the Israeli Mossad in order to identify Jihadist mercenary patches that were sewn into the inside of clothing recovered in the Texas brush. …
Not too long ago, a Texas rancher friend of mine came across two Bangladeshis. One fled back into the brush, the other gave up. He was done. He'd had enough. While they waited for almost two hours for Border Patrol to arrive, the Bangladeshi national told his story in perfect Oxford English.
He had gone to university in Bangladesh. His father paid the cartel smugglers $43,000. The young man was taken to Pakistan where he was flown to Russia. In Russia he boarded a flight with three hundred other illegal aliens bound for Guatemala. They were kept in Guatemala for a few months while they learned Spanish and were immersed in the culture. The cartel then brought them up through Mexico and into Texas where this Bangladeshi national was left to his own devices.
After stumbling around the South Texas brush for three days, he was ready to go home, but not until he had thoroughly voiced his disappointment with the cartel's management. This was not the treatment he was expecting when his father forked over the $43,000.
Mexican Drug Cartels + Arab Black Marketeers + Russian Logisticians = ?
This is a global pipeline that can and will move whatever makes profit into the United States.
Please don't worry that middle Eastern men of fighting age might someday sneak across our border. They're already here.

Too bad Hopey Change doesn't entail changing anything that actually needs changing, like the suicidally irresponsible policy of leaving the border all but unguarded.

On a tip from Byron.



Lodgers at San Quentin Recreation Center Don't Want to Leave

Posted by Dave Blount at 6:59 AM

If Comrade Obama is ever forced by his own sanctimonious rhetoric to really close Club Gitmo, the terrorists vacationing there are unlikely to be happier with their new accommodations — unless they're simply let go. The same goes for San Quentin State Prison, which sits on such valuable waterfront land a few minutes away from the Golden Gate Bridge that officials could turn a $1 billion profit by selling it and building a new prison elsewhere. Prisoners — the worst of the worst, just like at Gitmo — are aghast at the idea:

"Some places you go for punishment," said inmate John Taylor, a catcher for the prison baseball team, the San Quentin Giants [and a convicted murderer]. "Here, it's more rehabilitation. I just don't know why the governor would want to shut us down."

The killers and maniacs at San Quentin benefit from nearby San Francisco, with its legions of sympathetic do-gooders.

Prison volunteers come from around the Bay Area and include professional artists, graduate students and professors at nearby universities, including the University of California at Berkeley and San Francisco State University. Others are retirees. Most are experienced teachers in their field.

The programs that make life richly fulfilling for the convicts too dangerous to keep at other prisons rely heavily on these volunteers and proximity to the universities that spawn them.

The programs include a Shakespearean drama program, football, baseball, basketball, soccer and tennis teams, and the Prison University Project, which offers inmates classroom instruction that leads to associate's degrees.

All that's at risk if prison moves. Besides, the guards don't want to move either, and they've got a powerful union. So California will probably be left to raise money the new-fangled way: a strings-attached bailout from Chairman Zero, courtesy of federal taxpayers.

On tips from Gregory of Yardale and nancz.



June 8, 2009

Obama Picks Militant Pervert Kevin Jennings for Key Education Post

Posted by Dave Blount at 12:08 PM

Vladimir Lenin said,

Give me four years to teach the children and the seed I have sown will never be uprooted.

Four years is how long Comrade Obama has, and he isn't going to waste a single day — as made clear by his appointment of militant pervert Kevin Jennings as Assistant Deputy Secretary, Office of Safe & Drug Free Schools:

Kevin Jennings is the founder and former executive director of the Gay, Lesbian, and Straight Education Network (GLSEN), an organization that works to make schools safe for all students, regardless of sexual orientation or gender identity.

Translated from bureaucratese, the above reads:

Jennings founded a fanatical cult devoted to imposing homosexual depravity on small children.

"Safe" schools are schools in which homosexuality is aggressively promoted, as by GLSEN's "Day of Silence" celebrations.

In bold on Jennings' resume is his organization's role in the Fistgate Incident:

On March 25, 2000, GLSEN put on a conference called "TeachOut" for kids across and public school teachers across Massachusetts. This conference was co-sponsored by the Massachusetts Department of Education.
At this conference children as young as 12 years old were taught by state employees how to engage in various extremely dangerous (and disgusting) homosexual sex acts.

Here's an example of what the kids were taught by bureaucrats on your dime, thanks to Jennings and his fellow activists:

Fisting [forcing one's entire hand into another person's rectum or vagina] often gets a bad rap.… [It's] an experience of letting somebody into your body that you want to be that close and intimate with… [and] to put you into an exploratory mode.

Comrade Obama has said that sexual indoctrination should start in kindergarten — and GLSEN agrees:

GLSEN activist and New York kindergarten teacher Jaki Williams said starting in kindergarten is a must, since children at that age are still developing their ideas about the world around them. Even at that age, she said, is "the saturation process needs to begin."
Williams, in fact, is a model teacher when it comes to this "saturation" process. She regularly initiates conversations with her children by reading to them such controversial books as Heather Has Two Mommies, Daddy's Roommate, and One Dad, Two Dads, Browns Dads, Blue Dads. She also hosts a viewing of the video Both of My Moms' Names Are Judy: Children of Lesbians and Gays Speak Out, produced by a San Francisco pro-homosexual advocacy group.
According to one writer for The Lambda Report, who infiltrated a 1997 GLSEN workshop, one former teacher admitted that changing the mind of a child required more than a one-time effort. She said she had to expose her children to a constant stream of homosexual words and images, because "It's really a conditioning process."

Here's what Jennings has to say about those of us who respect traditional values:

We have to quit being afraid of the religious right. We also have to quit — I'm trying to find a way to say this. I'm trying not to say, '[F—] 'em!' which is what I want to say, because I don't care what they think! [audience laughter] Drop dead!

Brainwashing small children into accepting this freak's viewpoint is what Obamunists had in mind when they promised their two-bit messiah would unite us.

Hat tips: The Conservative Dominion, PC Free Zone, Atlas Shrugs, Cao's Blog.



At Least They're Consistent

Posted by Dave Blount at 11:24 AM

NewsBusters has collected some of the witless wisdom of Newsweek editor Evan Thomas:

"Well, our job is to bash the president, that's what we do." — Evan Thomas responding to a question on whether the media's unfair to Bush on the TV talk show Inside Washington, February 2, 2007.
"I mean in a way Obama's standing above the country, above — above the world, he's sort of God." — Evan Thomas on Hardball, June 5, 2009.

The more things Change, the more MSM journalists remain moonbats.

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MSM tool Evan Thomas.

On a tip from V the K.



Naked Moonbat Turns Church Into Biohazard

Posted by Dave Blount at 11:06 AM

Uh oh — another naked moonbat is on the loose:

SEATTLE — Services were moved to the parking lot of a Rainier Beach church after a naked man smashed through a window Saturday, spattering HIV-positive blood inside and leaving a trail of destruction through the house of worship.

Be careful when cleaning up the messes made by moonbats…

The pastor, Rev. James Hicks, says church members started cleaning up the mess until they learned that the man is HIV-positive and has hepatitis C — possibly creating a bio-hazard inside the house of worship.
The rampage went from room to room — a picture gallery was torn from the walls, a trophy case was broken open, mirrors were shattered — and blood was smeared on walls, fixtures and furniture.

Which side won this Culture War skirmish is debatable; the naked raider has been arrested for burglary.

On a tip from Wiggins.



Open Thread

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:46 AM

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Compliments of Jeffery Wright.



Liberty in Liberal Boulder

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:36 AM

Moonbats may not believe in economic freedom, but other freedoms are guarded jealously:

BOULDER (AP) — A couple of nudists say their landlord is wrongly discriminating by trying to get them to cover up while gardening.
Robert and Catharine Pierce have been accused by their landlord of being a nuisance by gardening wearing only thong underwear, plus pasties for Catharine Pierce.

The landlord has threatened them with eviction if they don't put their clothes on. But 58-year-old Robert climbs atop the barricades and bleats:

We want our freedom. We want exactly what the law gives you, and we don't want to be harassed about it.

Neighbor Emily Hink doesn't care if they want to walk around naked in private, but…

There are so many parks around here, and there are lots of kids around. They're on the corner lot right across the street from the community gardens and the Waldorf school. The whole street is lined with kids.

However, the important thing isn't to behave with a modicum of decorum in front of children, but for the Pierces to do their thing and let it all hang out, while the government seizes at least half of our wealth, sinks our grandchildren up to their necks in debt, and prepares to regulate industry back to the Bronze Age in the name of the global warming hoax. That's what freedom means, with moonbattery in ascendency.

On a tip from Graycat.



The Politics of Envy

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:04 AM

Sorry Michelle. Not all girls get to look like Sarko's wife Carla Bruni:

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On a tip from Knights of the Dumb Table at bluegoldnation.com.



Ex-Con Sues Nurse Over Erection

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:40 AM

From New York, the lawsuit of the day:

An ex-con is suing an upstate prison nurse who allegedly sent him back to his cell after medication side effects gave him a painful erection that wouldn't go away.

The erection lasted 55 hours, a side effect of antipsychotic medication taken by career criminal Dawud Yaduallah. The nurse stands accused of committing "an [inexcusable] violation of this man's civil rights" by giving him the same advice Bill Clinton gave Juanita Broaddrick: put some ice on it.

Unlike Slick Willie, the since retired nurse may actually get in trouble.

His Manhattan federal court suit doesn't specify damages but demands stiff punishment for Lovelace's "cruel and uncivilized conduct."

She should have followed standard medical procedure by showing him this.

On a tip from Wiggins.



PETA Angles to Take Over Lighthouses

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:07 AM

PETA wants to take over two Michigan lighthouses and use them to propagandize against fishing:

As Lake Michigan ports go, Grand Haven is an angler's paradise. If People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals gets its way, it also will be home to a lighthouse café — serving faux fish sticks — where patrons learn about the evils of fishing.
PETA said in a letter to the National Park Service this week that it wants to take over Grand Haven's historic twin red lighthouses once they go on a list of surplus properties this year or next. Because PETA is a nonprofit, its bid to maintain the lighthouses could be considered.
The way the animal rights group sees it, Grand Haven would be a perfect place to drum up compassion for fish. To do so, it would point to research it says suggests that fish have feelings, too, rubbing against each other to show affection, developing individual personalities, even learning to grieve.

If this is true, the "sea kittens" can grieve for Michigan's floundering economy. Captain Jim Bard of It-Il-Do Charters comments on PETA's plans:

It's nonsense. The whole entire lake revolves around the sportfishing industry.

Maybe the local economy will be sustained by the faux fish stick sales. As a nonprofit, at least PETA won't be on the hook for high taxes.

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A grieving fish succumbs to the blues.

Hat tip: The Blogprof.



Microsoft's Ballmer Responds to Obama's Looting Plans

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:41 AM

If Comrade Obama's plans to tighten the screws on corporations by going after their foreign earnings result in higher unemployment and a lower Dow Jones, no one can say we weren't warned.

Microsoft Corp. Chief Executive Officer Steven Ballmer said the world's largest software company would move some employees offshore if Congress enacts President Barack Obama's plans to impose higher taxes on U.S. companies' foreign profits.
"It makes U.S. jobs more expensive," Ballmer said in an interview. "We're better off taking lots of people and moving them out of the U.S. as opposed to keeping them inside the U.S." …
Ballmer estimated that higher taxes under [the Moonbat Messiah's latest looting] proposal would reduce profits for companies that comprise the Dow Jones Industrial Average by between 10 and 15 percentage points.
"It's just a question of how much will the Dow come down," Ballmer said. "It's not about companies anyway; we're talking about shareholders."

Just as the moonbats running California have put the state into an economic death spiral by driving out business with extravagantly greedy taxation, Hopey Change will eventually chase American corporations to less business-hostile countries like Ireland or Bermuda. But that's okay; Chairman Zero can always raise taxes some more on those of us who don't have the resources to escape.

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Chairman Zero is driving American jobs out the windows.

On a tip from Matt R.



Burger King Owners Revolt Against Global Warming Hoax

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:09 AM

More than a few have figured out that global warming is a malignant hoax, designed to strip us of our freedom and transfer our wealth to the government, corrupt corporations like GE, and still more corrupt charlatans like Al Gore. The establishment almost uniformly promotes this swindle, but Tennessee Burger King owners are fighting back with about a dozen signs like this:

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Mirabile Investment Corporation owns over 40 Burger Kings. Its marketing president John McNelis is defiant:

The [restaurant] management team can put the message up there if they want to. It is private property and here in the US we do have some rights. … Burger King can bluster all they want about what they can tell the franchisee to do, but we have free-speech rights in this country so I don't think there's any concerns.

According to Burger King, franchisees have agreed to comply with orders from on high to remove the signage. If the signs are replaced with new ones reading, "Global Warming Is Real, Taxes Are Good, Obama Is the Messiah," we'll know the top brass has the situation in hand.

On a tip from mega.



June 7, 2009

Newsweek Dismisses Danger of Gitmo Terrorists on the Loose

Posted by Dave Blount at 11:24 AM

Are you concerned that for the sake of Comrade Obama's sanctimonious posturing, deadly terrorists will be released from Club Gitmo to inflict future 9/11-style atrocities on the innocent? Relax. It's true that Gitmo alumni tend to return to terrorism after being released. But our intellectual superiors among the liberal elite assure us that the real problem is that too many criminals are incarcerated. From Newsreek:

If we are going to have a national panic attack about the failings of the criminal justice system after 9/11, let's be honest that the dangers of a handful of Guantánamo prisoners rejoining the battlefield is far more remote than the dangers festering in our own jails and prisons. Americans worried about what's happening in their own backyards would be well advised to recognize that the U.S. prison system is one burgeoning backyard that won't be contained, ignored or walled off forever.

We certainly don't want our prisons walled off, do we?

Incidentally, the problem of what to do with Gitmo detainees has been solved by a guy named Hiram Maxim:

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On a tip from Logan.



George Moonbat Denounces Advertising

Posted by Dave Blount at 10:47 AM

Despite admitting that it pays his wages, professional moonbat George Monbiot declares himself morally opposed to advertising:

I believe that advertising is a pox on the planet. It is one of the forces driving us towards destruction, as it creates needs that did not exist before and promotes consumption way beyond sustainable levels. I believe that it is also socially damaging, turning ours into a more grasping, more atomised society, focused on material display rather than solidarity and community action.

In addition to tempting us away from righteous socialist poverty, advertisements

generate behavioural norms, telling us, in effect, that the goods and services which are destroying the biosphere are acceptable, even beneficial. I believe that their presence in the newspapers makes hypocrites of all those of us who write for them. Our editorials urge people to reduce their impacts. Our advertisements urge people to increase them.

Given the environmental extremism Moonbat so stridently preaches, the fact that he doesn't live in a tree makes him a hypocrite.

If Brian Deese can be put in charge of the auto industry, maybe Moonbat should be made supreme ruler of all publishing. Then he could issue a decree that instead of advertising revenue, publications would be sustained by sheer sanctimony. His pay would go down to zero, but at least then he couldn't be accused of "grasping."

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Hypocritical eco-weenie George Moonbat holds forth.

Hat tip: David Thompson.



Cairo Speech Reality Check

Posted by Dave Blount at 10:10 AM

Occidental Soapbox takes on the Herculean task of correcting the historical distortions in the Moonbat Messiah's recent speech to "the Muslim World" in Cairo — making it through only the first 10 minutes before collapsing in exhaustion:

Obama's teleprompter must be a product of our public schools.

On a tip from JC. Hat tip: Theo Spark.



June 6, 2009

Open Thread

Posted by Dave Blount at 1:17 PM

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Obama makes judicial appointments according to the "empathy standard." Compliments of Jed.



The PETA Twink Versus the Rat Monster

Posted by Dave Blount at 1:08 PM

Whatever happened to the tradition of Saturday creature features? Maybe we can bring it back…

On a tip from Mont.



It's My Tea Party

Posted by Dave Blount at 12:56 PM

"It's My Party" sounds all the better with new lyrics by Heather and Torrie Merritt:

If you haven't made plans for the July 4 Tea Parties, check out TEAPartyDay.com, Re Tea Party, or SurgeUSA.org.




Thank You!

Posted by Dave Blount at 12:26 PM

Thanks to the tips and other invaluable contributions provided by its cherished readers, Moonbattery is #70 on Wikio's list of the most influential political blogs. From ABC News:

One of the intriguing aspects of this list is that it puts everyone in the same pot. The list has mainstream media blogs — from ABC News, CNN, The New York Times, and others — alongside well-known partisan bloggers — Michelle Malkin, FireDogLake — and even government-run bloggers, like WhiteHouse.gov's.

If I ever have time to follow up on even half of the excellent leads readers provide, Moonbattery will break the top 20.

On tips from Oiao, Burning Hot, Scaramouche, and Atomic Lib Smasher.



MSM Moonbats Declare Obama to Be God

Posted by Dave Blount at 10:56 AM

Anyone who is not yet appalled at the bizarre and contemptible ideology that prevails at the leftward edge of the mainstream media need only have a look at Newsweek's Evan Thomas pontificating with the approbation of Chris Matthews of MSNBC:

Thomas: Americans are the bad guys; Reagan was "parochial," "chauvinistic," and "provincial"; the Marxist community activist punk the media establishment installed in the White House "is sort of God."

Matthews, thoughtfully: "Yeah."

Liberals aren't just wrong. They aren't just crazy. They are ideologically grotesque.

On tips from Murff and V the K. Hat tip: NewsBusters.



Google, Wikipedia Honor D-Day

Posted by Dave Blount at 10:24 AM

Today is the 65th anniversary of D-Day, which will stand through the centuries as a major milestone in the history of freedom and its triumph over tyranny. Here's Google's special logo for the day:

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It seems today is also the 25th anniversary of Tetris, a Soviet video game. I had never heard of Tetris, but apparently it is much more significant than the sacrifices made on Omaha Beach, at least from Google's point of view.

Wikipedia offers an On This Day feature on its main page. Here it is for today:

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Even the crowning of Gustav Vasa as King of Sweden in 1523 is more important than D-Day, according to the overseers of the online establishment.

If it were up to moonbats, the courage of D-Day's martyrs would be forgotten, as would be the cause they died for. But we're not going to let that happen.

On a tip from jcebern.



June 5, 2009

Open Thread

Posted by Dave Blount at 10:12 AM

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Via David Dees Illustration, on a tip from Murff.



ASME Creates New Category for Best Obsequious Obama Cover

Posted by Dave Blount at 10:06 AM

The media's servile adoration of the Marxist community activist it put in the White House has reached the farthest extremes of self-parody. From Advertising Age:

We thought we were being a little bratty last year when we ran a list of "Hagiographic Cover Treatments of Obama" along with "10 Covers We Loved" for 2008.
But maybe we were not just bratty but onto something. Because this year the American Society of Magazine Editors has expanded its annual cover contest to include a whole category for covers featuring Barack Obama.

You would think even liberals would see the value of a media that does not regard the head of the government as a deity. When the information industry follows the auto industry down the socialist hole into federal ownership and control, no one will notice the difference.

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The moonbat media's dime store god.

Hat tips: Interested-Participant, Jawa Report. On a tip from Burning Hot.



Why the Bride of Blago Ate a Tarantula

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:33 AM

Usually, the all-Democrat world of Chicago politics that produced Comrade Obama reminds us of a cesspool. But sometimes it's more like a freak show:

Former Illinois Democratic Gov. Rod Blagojevich says it's difficult watching his wife, Patti, fill in for him on a reality show, but he appreciated the former Illinois first lady's televised exercise in tarantula-eating as an "act of love."…
After being removed from office for allegedly trying to sell President Barack Obama's former Senate seat, Blagojevich was barred from participating in the Costa Rica-based reality show by a Chicago judge while he awaits trial.
Blagojevich said he was disappointed by the judge's decision but that he and his wife decided she had to take his place in order to help pay the family's bills.
In the show's first episode, Patti Blagojevich ate a dead tarantula as part of a competition…

In the olden days, Blago would have paid the bills by having his wife bite the heads off chickens at local carnivals.

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Blago and his unfortunate bride.

On a tip from Name.



Sotomayor: Not Just Racist But Sexist?

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:15 AM

Sonia Sotomayor may be so racist as to be a member of the ethnic supremacist group La Raza (The Race), but she has room in her heart for those who aren't Hispanic — so long as they aren't men. The Supreme Court nominee is also a member of another exclusive club:

Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor last year accepted an invitation the Belizean Grove, an elite but little-known women's-only group. …
The group — which on its website describes itself as "a constellation of influential women who are key decision makers in the profit, nonprofit and social sectors; who build long-term, mutually beneficial relationships in order to both take charge of their own destinies and help others to do the same" — hosts periodic meetings around New York, as well as an annual off-the-record three-day retreat in Central or South America at which its members attend cocktail parties with U.S. diplomats and host-country officials and participate in panel discussions on public policy and business affairs.

Founder Susan Stautberg says of the shadowy no-men club, "we like to be under the radar screen." According to Grove member Cathy Allen, "Everything we do is off the record."

But we do know that Sotomayor gave a presentation at last year's Grove bash in Peru "on the challenges the judiciary faces in maintaining its independence from the legislative and executive branches." After all, we don't want the other branches interfering with the courts, where policy is made.

Given her well-known belief in the inferiority of white males, Sotomayor wouldn't qualify to serve on a jury. But then, BHO isn't qualified to manage a Dairy Queen, and that didn't stop him from becoming CEO of the auto industry.

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Not just racist but sexist too. Compliments of Aaron S.

On a tip from the MaryHunter.



Comrade Obama Creates Zillions of Jobs

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:48 AM

It's a good thing Chairman Zero's Porkulus looting spree "created or saved 150,000 jobs." Otherwise, the employment situation wouldn't be looking so rosy:

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Former White House spokesman Tony Fratto comments:

After nearly twenty years in Washington I thought I've seen every trick ever conceived, but the White House claims of "jobs saved" attributed to the stimulus bill is unrivaled. What causes the jaw to drop is not just the breathtaking deception of the claim, but the gullibility of the Washington press corps to continue reporting it.
News stories from President Obama's event last week hailing the 100-day mark since the stimulus was passed typically repeated the assertion that the stimulus has already "created or saved 150,00 jobs." ("And that's just the beginning," the President crowed.)
Here's an important note to my friends in the news media: the White House has absolutely no earthly clue how many job losses have been prevented because of the stimulus bill. None. Not Christina Romer. Not Jared Bernstein. Not Austen Goolsbee.
Each of these distinguished economists would have failed Statistics 101 for making such a laughable claim. But we see them now repeating these assertions to reporters who have seemingly abandoned all skepticism.

On a positive note, our chocolate ration has been raised from 30 grams to 20 grams.

On a tip from Logan.



Joy Behar Confuses Baptism With Waterboarding

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:28 AM

Joy Behar of ABC's The View must be on the level. No parody of a moonbat idiot would go this far over the top:

An ancient Christian religious ritual is apparently comparable to a controversial interrogation technique, according to Joy Behar of ABC's "The View." On June 3, the hosts of "The View" were discussing the new reality show, "I'm a Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here," where pampered "celebrities" are placed in a jungle in Costa Rica. "Hills" reality television star Spencer Pratt was baptized on the show and "The View" featured a clip from his baptism in a river.
Behar, of course, had to add in her usual quip. "Isn't it like water boarding — when they dump your head under there like that?"

So that's why moonbats are so bent out of shape over a couple of terrorists having been waterboarded. They think it's related to baptism.

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A guiding light for liberal housewives.

On a tip from V the K.



Newsbleak Resorts to Comedy

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:03 AM

Time to stick a fork in Newsweek. The obnoxiously moonbatty publication — which recently spun its diving circulation numbers as part of a plan to become more high-brow and exclusive — has instead brought in lefty comedian Stephen Colbert as a guest editor.

Since many liberals get their news from goofy Comedy Central programs like Colbert's, the move does make some sense. But not enough to keep Newsreek in print unless its master Chairman Zero deems it fit for a bailout.

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If he could pass for an anchor, why not an editor?

On a tip from SK.



DUmmie Plan to Censor Fox News

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:45 AM

The scariest part of the movie Bride of Re-Animator was when the marauding zombies learned to use tools. A similar development is taking place at Democratic Underground, where the mouth-breathing moonbats have hatched a scheme to use modern technology to make Fox News shut up:

I just ordered a TV-B-Gone, for FOX News quarantine enforcement.
You can get your own here…
http://www.tvbgone.com/cfe_tvbg_main.php
It's a simple device, which looks sort of like a car's keyless entry remote, with a single button that causes it to emit the infrared "Power off" codes for every brand and model of TV it knows about, which is to say about 95%+ of TVs in existence.
Yeah, it's time to get aggressive when it comes to people playing FOX News in businesses, doctor's offices and other public places.

Wouldn't it be more effective if moonbats had their messiah turn off FNC at the source? That way, no one would be allowed to watch anything but Obama worship anywhere. But then, closing down Fox Hugo Chavez style could take time. At the rate America is being transformed into Venezuela, Fox might still be around for a year or more.

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To be kept out of the hands of moonbats.

Hat tip: DUmmieFUnnies, on tips from Kathleen and Cheetah.



Obamopoly

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:21 AM

If our new "spread the wealth around" economy has left you funemployed and you're looking for ways to kill the time you used to spend working, why not take up Obamopoly?

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Click for full size.

The game was developed by America Is an Obamination, which offers this description:

The object of the game is to destroy American capitalism by having the government take over everything!
Tokens include a bus, a teleprompter, a sprig of arugula and a waffle iron.
Wanna play? No??? Too bad, you're already playing… and quite frankly, in this game, nobody wins!

Except of course our socialist rulers.

On tips from cowlove and Burning Hot.



Obama Generation Embraces Funemployment

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:00 AM

Unemployment is closing in on 10%. But everything's still fine, so long as 90% are still slaving away to bankroll the activities of the unemployed — or as some call themselves, the funemployed:

Michael Van Gorkom was laid off by Yahoo in late April. He didn't panic. He didn't rush off to a therapist. Instead, the 33-year-old Santa Monica resident discovered that being jobless "kind of settled nicely."
Week one: "I thought, 'OK … I need to send out resumes, send some e-mails, need to do networking."
Week two: "A little less."
Every week since: "I'm going to go to the beach and enjoy some margaritas."
What most people would call unemployment, Van Gorkom embraced as "funemployment."
While millions of Americans struggle to find work as they face foreclosures and bankruptcy, others have found a silver lining in the economic meltdown. These happily jobless tend to be single and in their 20s and 30s. Some were laid off. Some quit voluntarily, lured by generous buyouts.
Buoyed by severance, savings, unemployment checks or their parents, the funemployed do not spend their days poring over job listings. …at least till the bank account dries up, they're content living for today.

This is the mentality that produced a president who wastes enough money to put Americans who haven't been born yet into debt. People have become so frivolous, narcissistic, irresponsible, and self-indulgent that they can no longer grasp the necessity of work.

Jean Twenge, associate professor of psychology and coauthor of "The Narcissism Epidemic: Living in the Age of Entitlement," says of funemployment:

It really suggests there has been that generational shift that work is not the be all and end all.

Especially not when "spreading the wealth around" has erased the connection between wealth and work.

On a tip from the MaryHunter.



June 4, 2009

Open Thread

Posted by Dave Blount at 10:10 AM

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iGoogle Moonbat Gallery

Posted by Dave Blount at 10:02 AM

The moonbats at Google have come up with a new feature called iGoogle Showcase:

Discover new and interesting gadgets and themes as you browse iGoogle homepages created by world-renowned celebrities and thought leaders. Like what you see? Add stuff to your own homepage with just a click.

The first world-renowned celebrity and thought leader is… Rush Limbaugh! Just kidding, it's Al Gore. At least it's not Al Franken.

Two journalists are included, in honor of journalism's prominence in the cause of advancing moonbattery: Katie Cupcake and CNN's comparably risible Anderson Cooper. The careers of both are tanking, but they're liberal enough to qualify as "thought leaders." Journalists whose careers are in the stratosphere and climbing — Bill O'Reilly, for example — don't qualify.

The blogosphere is represented by Michelle Malkin. Kidding again, obviously. Google's chosen thought leader is goofy ultra-left flake Arianna Huffington.

Progressives would like to create an alternate world, in which the only people who matter are moonbats, and everyone else is airbrushed out of the picture. Given its moonbatty corporate culture, Google can be expected to apply its immense and growing power over the dissemination of information toward that goal. Unfortunately, the foolish iGoogle Showcase is only the tip of an iceberg.

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Google's Numero Uno world-renowned celebrity and thought leader.

On a tip from Travis.



Harvard Establishes Professorship of Pervert Veneration

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:31 AM

Be very glad if you aren't putting your kid through an Ivy League school. Here's an example of what you get for the $zillion/semester tuition:

The Associated Press reports that Harvard University is creating a visiting professorship in lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender studies with a gift of $1.5 million from the Harvard Gay and Lesbian Caucus. …
The university said Wednesday it would regularly invite experts in issues related to sexuality or sexual minorities to teach on campus for one semester, AP says.

If you indulge in perversion, you too are a sexual minority. Send off your curriculum vitae. Provided your chosen form of sexual deviance is deemed politically correct, Harvard might let you teach for a semester.

On a tip from MP.



Obama Insisted on Representation in Egypt for Top Terror Group

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:57 AM

An alarming detail regarding Comrade Obama's Suck Up to Islam tour, from the left-leaning Atlantic:

[V]arious Middle Eastern news sources report that the administration insisted that at least 10 members of the Muslim Brotherhood, the country's chief opposition party, be allowed to attend his speech in Cairo on Thursday. The brotherhood is a Salafist/ Islamist party with branches in many countries, and it does not have a reputation for liberalism and has supported violent campaigns against Israel (and Egypt's own government). It has deep roots in the region and traces its intellectual lineage to Sayyid Qutb, a top American-educated Islamic intellectual who was executed — or martyred — by the Egyptian government in 1966. The Brotherhood has direct links with Sunni groups like Hamas in the Palestinian territories.

The Muslim Brotherhood is the grand-daddy of Islamic terror groups. Not only Hamas but also al Qaeda are offshoots.

You could almost get the impression that Obama is not just pro-Muslim, but pro-terrorist.

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On a tip from Cheetah.



Hugo Chavez Recognizes Achievements of Fellow Socialist Obama

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:32 AM

Mealy-mouthed weenies have regarded it as "over the top" to point out that the leftist punk the media installed in the White House is a socialist. But not socialist dictator Hugo Chavez:

Venezuela's President Hugo Chavez said on Tuesday that he and Cuban ally Fidel Castro risk being more conservative than U.S. President Barack Obama as Washington prepares to take control of General Motors Corp.
During one of Chavez's customary lectures on the "curse" of capitalism and the bonanzas of socialism, the Venezuelan leader made reference to GM's bankruptcy filing, which is expected to give the U.S. government a 60 percent stake in the 100-year-old former symbol of American might.
"Hey, Obama has just nationalized nothing more and nothing less than General Motors. Comrade Obama! Fidel, careful or we are going to end up to his right," Chavez joked on a live television broadcast.
During a decade in government, Chavez has nationalized most of Venezuela's key economic sectors, including multibillion dollar oil projects, often via joint ventures with the private sector that give the state a 60 percent controlling stake.

Chavez had better find some more property to seize or industry to suffocate, lest his colleague Comrade Obama leave him behind in the race toward the squalid totalitarian penury on display in Cuba.

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Shopping in Venezuela, which we're overtaking in the race toward communism.

On tips from V the K and mandible claw. Hat tip: lgf 2.0: blogmocracy.com.



Bonnie Erbe: Michelle Malkin Deserves Playboy's Public Rape Fantasies

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:14 AM

It turns out Playboy's invitation to fantasize about raping famous conservative women wasn't such a big deal after all. First, it drew approving chuckles from Politico under the subheading, "The Lighter Side of Politics." Now MSM propagandist Bonnie Erbe of U.S. News & World Report officially confirms that at least some conservative women deserve to be "hate f**ked":

[A]t least one woman on the list is so venom-spewing, she unfortunately invites venom to be shot back at her: Michelle Malkin.

In her high-mindedness, Erbe does admit that not all of the women on Playboy's list deserve to be raped. But expressing as much countermoonbat passion as Michelle Malkin is apparently the equivalent of deserving what you get for wearing too short a skirt.

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The MSM confirms: it's her own fault for inspiring dark thoughts.

Hat tips: Gateway Pundit, NewsBusters. On tips from V the K and Burning Hot.



High-Class Housing in the Era of Hopey Change

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:41 AM

From New York, an indication of where we're headed:

The apartments in Crown Heights were supposed to sell for $250,000 to $350,000. The amenities include granite countertops, terraces, marble bathrooms and walk-in closets.
Developer Avi Shriki says he had to come up with a Plan B "when the market went south." He signed a 10-year contract with the Bushwick Economic Development Group to turn the building into a shelter.
The city is paying about $2,700 a month for each apartment. The figure also covers social services, including job counseling.

That is, residents are getting $32,400 per year for being bums, in addition to who knows what other free goodies. No wonder "the homeless" can afford homes that people who work for a living can't.

On a tip from Wiggins.



Schools Wink at Pubescent Prostitutes in Land of Liberal Enlightenment

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:12 AM

The culture war is pretty much over in enlightened, sophisticated Holland, with the progressives having won. This is what that means:

In the middle of class a boy stormed into a classroom at the Thorbecke school in Zwolle. One of the girls in the class, Maria Mosterd, needed to come with him right away. "Her cousin has been in a car accident!" This is how, from the age of twelve, Maria would be summoned by her pimp or his accomplices when it was time for her to go to work — as a prostitute and drugs courier.
Maria Mosterd is not an exception. Around the Netherlands, as in other countries, young pimps prey on young girls like Maria. They park their cars outside high schools and wait for the girls to pass by on their bicycles. In the Netherlands these young men are known as 'loverboys'. They target the more vulnerable girls, win them over until they fall in love with them, and then make them sleep with other men for money. The schools know about them but they're not doing anything to stop them.

Maria's mother is suing the school for €74,000 in damages for ignoring the pubescent prostitution problem, which educrats dismiss with the euphemism "sexual assertiveness" — a very widespread phenomenon in what's left of the Netherlands.

At vocational schools, up to eighty percent of the students have experienced sexual assertiveness issues.

If Holland's Charity, Freedom and Diversity Party ever takes power, they can just convert the schools into brothels. The party advocates abolishing the age of consent on the grounds that it "just makes children curious."

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Losing the culture war will have its consequences.

On a tip from V the K.



June 3, 2009

NBC Tool Brian Williams Bows to His Lord

Posted by Dave Blount at 12:04 PM

Just as Comrade Obama bows to Muslim rulers, he is offered the same obeisance by his obsequious Myrmidons at NBC:

Brian Williams ought to take a lesson in bowing from a pro. To really show your cringing submission, you need to come just short of banging your head on the floor. Like this:

On tips from blue, Bob S, and nancz.



Ratings Tailspin Continues for Cable News Moonbats

Posted by Dave Blount at 11:50 AM

Installing Comrade Obama in the White House was the liberal media's greatest triumph — but may also be its downfall. At the MSM's left-most fringe, ratings corrosion is already well underway. TV by the Numbers cheers us up with this:

Countdown with Keith Olbermann hit its lowest ratings of the year in May down over 30% in the cable news adults 25-54 demo target from January.

…soon followed by this:

CNN's AC360 is down almost 55% in the cable news target adults 25-54 demo from January to May, 2009.

Anderson Cooper has been in a slide since Hopey Change descended, as has Keith Ubermoonbat's home, MSNBC. The Live Feed reported last month:

Two cable news personalities — CNN's Anderson Cooper and MSNBC's Rachel Maddow — have hit ratings lows within a week of each other.
Tuesday night's Rachel Maddow was seen by only 789,000 viewers, a series-low performance since her show debuted last summer.
Friday's Anderson Cooper 360 was the anchor's least-watched show since Barack Obama's inauguration, with 622,000 viewers.
Cooper and Maddow's average audiences have been sliding since January following last year's historic presidential election…

Could it be that people are getting sick of being lied to? When the full impact of Obama's malignant policies hits home, MSNBC and CNN are going to need federal bailouts to stay on the air.

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Countdown to No Ratings, as the Great One calls it.

On tips from Name and Murff.



Open Thread

Posted by Dave Blount at 11:22 AM

On a tip from keepthechange08.



Obama Portrays America as a Muslim Country

Posted by Dave Blount at 11:01 AM

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America as BHO would like to see it.

I've never been much of a fan of the socialist punk the liberal elite media installed in the White House, but I had no idea he was this flaky and ignorant:

As President Obama prepared to leave Washington to fly to the Middle East, he conducted several television and radio interviews at the White House to frame the goals for a five-day trip, including the highly-anticipated speech Thursday at Cairo University in Egypt.
In an interview with Laura Haim on Canal Plus, a French television station, Mr. Obama noted that the United States also could be considered as "one of the largest Muslim countries in the world."

Is B. Hussein insane? Less knowledgeable than a schoolboy? Claiming America on behalf of the caliphate? Or is he just giving us a foretaste of the shameful pandering in store for us when he grovels his way through the Islamic world, apologizing for the lousy country he is embarrassed to rule?

In case facts still have any relevance in the upside-down dystopia of Hopey Change, Muslims actually make up between 0.5% and 0.6% of our population, as confirmed here, here, here, and here. In absolute numbers, the Muslim population of the USA is about 1.5 million. The population of overwhelmingly Muslim Indonesia is about 238 million.

Maybe one day Obama will be able to bring reality in line with his rhetoric. Using our money to import Palestinian voters is a start.

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Put online by the Moonbat Messiah's own bureaucracy.

On tips from Richard C and Viking04. Hat tip: The Conservative Dominion.



A Peek Under Tiller the Baby Killer's Rock

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:10 AM

The murder of late-term abortionist George Tiller was a big propaganda coup for the left, but at least it has shined a little light on the depravity of the abortion industry. The reason liberals will avoid your eyes while declaring that the babies they advocate butchering are just blobs of protoplasm is that they know otherwise, as made clear by some of the services Tiller the Baby Killer offered. Via What Does Tiller Do With The Dead Babies?:

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They are talking about babies whose mothers have chosen to murder them.

More morbidity is on display at KGOV.com:

Wichita abortionist George Tiller offers a memorial service in his facility after he performs a partial-birth abortion. The mom and the dad in the pictures below paid Tiller a few thousand dollars to kill Tess, their baby girl. A pro-life sidewalk counselor had failed in her effort to dissuade the mother from entering the abortion mill, but did succeed in giving her address to the mom. Afterward, the mother and the pro-lifer corresponded and became friends. In that way, the pro-life community obtained these photos. We at KGOV.com have decided to share with our listeners the mother's pain, and the photographic proof of the depravity of abortionists, in hopes of furthering our battle against legalized child killing.

The pictures of a couple doting on the corpse of the daughter they killed are guaranteed to give you nightmares. Also included is this note from the regretful mom:

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We've just elected as president an over-the-top pro-abortion extremist. As a result, we taxpayers now finance abortions done in other countries. If America survives this reign of moonbattery, future generations will look back and regard us as fiends.

On a tip from V the K. Hat tip: lgf 2.0: blogmocracy.com commenter CloudyDay.



Our New Friend Is Going Nuclear

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:18 AM

Good news and bad news regarding Comrade Obama and Iran…

First the bad: Chairman Zero won't lift a finger to prevent the demented terrorist regime from acquiring nuclear weapons. He's even declared that Iran — which is floating on a lake of oil — has a right to use nuclear technology to meet its energy needs. America sits atop massive energy resources too, with the difference that we can't access ours, because we are ruled by moonbats. Yet our right to meet our energy needs with nuclear technology is severely curtailed by Democrats. Fortunately for Iran's weapons program, the mullahs don't have that problem.

Now the good news. It doesn't matter that Iran will soon have nuclear weapons, because now we're allies. Israel will soon be a radioactive blighted zone, but all correctly thinking people know that this racist apartheid state has been an obstacle to peace anyway.

Our new friend Mad Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has even been invited to take part in Fourth of July celebrations. Let's hope he doesn't bring his own fireworks.

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Compliments of Jeffery W. Wright.

On tips from mega, John R, and conservativeteen.



Michael Moore "Filled With Joy" Over Collapse of GM and Chrysler

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:51 AM

Just how vile is liberal icon Michael Moore? This is how the Michigan native and self-proclaimed hero of the working man reacts to the degrading socialist death of the American auto industry:

So here we are at the deathbed of General Motors. The company's body not yet cold, and I find myself filled with — dare I say it — joy. It is not the joy of revenge against a corporation that ruined my hometown and brought misery, divorce, alcoholism, homelessness, physical and mental debilitation, and drug addiction to the people I grew up with. Nor do I, obviously, claim any joy in knowing that 21,000 more GM workers will be told that they, too, are without a job.
But you and I and the rest of America now own a car company! I know, I know — who on earth wants to run a car company? Who among us wants $50 billion of our tax dollars thrown down the rat hole of still trying to save GM? Let's be clear about this: The only way to save GM is to kill GM. …
We are now in a different kind of war — a war that we have conducted against the ecosystem and has been conducted by our very own corporate leaders. This current war has two fronts. One is headquartered in Detroit. The products built in the factories of GM, Ford and Chrysler are some of the greatest weapons of mass destruction responsible for global warming and the melting of our polar icecaps. The things we call "cars" may have been fun to drive, but they are like a million daggers into the heart of Mother Nature.

At least he's honest about what nationalization means for the future of automobile manufacturing.

Michael Moore hates America, hates modern civilization, hates humans, and hates you. But he's loving Hopey Change.

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In these dark days, Michael Moore is all smiles.

Hat tip: The Blogprof.



IRS Puts Tax Lien on Hanoi John Kerry's 2004 Campaign

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:28 AM

Even in the Era of Hopey Change, there is occasionally news that brings a smile to your face:

The Internal Revenue Service has filed a tax lien seeking more than $800,000 from Sen. John Kerry's 2004 presidential campaign, escalating a dispute over payroll taxes that the lawmaker's office blames on faulty government paperwork. …
The IRS filed the lien in the District of Columbia earlier this year, claiming that a previous attempt to collect the money was unsuccessful. "We have made a demand for payment of this liability, but it remains unpaid," the tax filing stated.
The IRS is taking action more than a year after the campaign closed its books and sent nearly $200,000 in leftover presidential campaign money to Mr. Kerry's Senate election fund.

Skerry says he already paid the taxes. Tell it to the bureaucracy, Jean François!

Having married into hundreds of $millions, Hanoi John has plenty of money. But he may not be able to pay the taxes even if he's willing to; because he accepted public money for his fortunately unsuccessful presidential campaign, there are limits to how much of his wife's cash he can put into it — even to pay bills years after it's gone defunct.

Maybe the IRS can put a lien on his Senate seat.

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U.S. special forces catch up with a tax cheat, via BOLDT.US.

On a tip from the MaryHunter.



June 2, 2009

PETA Exploits Death of Tiller the Baby Killer

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:34 PM

It's reassuring to see PETA maintain its usual standard of taste and classiness:

A national animal rights group plans to erect billboards in Wichita urging people on both sides of the abortion debate to go vegetarian.
One version of the billboard says, "Pro-Life? Go Vegetarian." The other says, "Pro-Choice? Choose Vegetarian." Both feature a photo of three baby chicks.
Lindsay Rajt, campaign manager for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, said the billboards were prompted by the recent shooting death of abortion doctor George Tiller, who was killed Sunday at his church.

Preaches Rajt:

We want to remind people that no matter where they come down on the abortion issue, each and every one of us can spare a life every time we sit down to eat.

Too bad for Tiller he's already in hell. He might have redeemed himself for all the babies he killed by going vegetarian. After all, a human's life is worth no more than an animal's, according to PETA.

On a tip from Gregory of Yardale.



Denver's Double Tax on Cooking Oil

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:21 PM

Now that greedy bureaucrats have levied a tax on pretty much everything, it's time to start taxing things twice. In Denver, restaurants have to pay a separate tax on cooking oil — on top of the sales tax collected for the food cooked with it:

Colorado Restaurant Association Big Cheese Pete Meersman is afraid the city of Denver's Department of Revenue is jumping out of the frying pan and into the fryer.
At issue? During some recent restaurant-industry audits, the city has claimed separate sales tax on frying oil, claiming that the oil is a separate product because it is not absorbed into the product.
Try telling that to a cardiologist who wants you to cut down on French fries.
"Let's say you have a grilled cheese sandwich restaurant," Meersman said. "All the products you get in — including the oil, bread, cheese, garnishes — you don't pay sales tax on because you're going to turn around and add all those costs up, charge a price and the customer pays sales tax on top of that.
"The problem with trying to collect sales tax on wholesale cooking oil is that it is already being taxed on the retail side."

Yes, but by taxing the oil twice, the government can seize more wealth. The death tax works on the same principle.

Meersman wonders:

Are they going to start charging sales tax on potato peelings? Uneaten chicken bones? The water that's used to boil pasta? Clam shells?

This guy is full of ideas; he could have a future in the Obamination Administration.

On a tip from Wiggins.



Missile Fired at Passenger Jet?

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:06 PM

Here's a story that is generating even less interest than a Muslim convert's murder of Private William Long:

Liberty County Sheriff's officials are expected to meet with the FAA on Tuesday to discuss what a Continental Express pilot reported as a "missile or rocket" flying near his airplane.
A pilot reported to the Federal Aviation Administration that at about 8:15 p.m. Friday, an object passed within 150 feet beneath the aircraft, sheriff's officials said.
The aircraft was near the southern edge of the county, flying at about 13,000 feet, officials said.
"The pilot, from what we understand, was former military. He was able to get the coordinates down real quick," said Cpl. Hugh Bishop with the Liberty County Sheriff's Department.

It took the Houston Comical three days to barely mention the story. Hardly anyone else has picked it up. Maybe if there had been an abortionist on board, it would have occurred to someone in the media that a missile fired at a passenger jet on US territory is worth looking into.

On a tip from Viking04.



Young Con Anthem

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:04 PM

You have to fight moonbattery with whatever weapon comes to hand — even if it's rap:

On a tip from Heather M.



Open Thread

Posted by Dave Blount at 10:08 AM

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Playboy Descends Into Political Pornography

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:46 AM

Despite what taxpayer-funded hard left propagandist Bill Moyers might say, Sean Hannity's radio show is not political pornography. Playboy shows us what the term really means in an article on conservative women that author Guy Cimbalo would like to rape, or as a degenerate moonbat like himself would eloquently put it, "hate f**k."

At least Playboy had the shame to pull the article. From the cached page:

Obama promised us the dream of post-partisanship — a cuckoo land where party affiliation and factional animosity were forgotten. Turn on cable news or open any newspaper, however, and you'll quickly discover that the dream has yet to materialize. But there is a way to reach across the aisle without letting principles fall by the wayside. We speak, naturally, of the hate f**k. We may despise everything these women represent, but {expletive deleted} they're hot.

The list of lovely conservatives who would be wise to invest in concealed carry permits in light of the article include Michelle Malkin, Mary Katharine Ham, Amanda Carpenter, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Laura Ingraham, Pamela Geller, and Congresswoman Michele Bachman. Who knew liberals had such good taste in women? Maybe one day they'll evolve enough to express it in a less disgusting manner.

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Inspiring dark impulses in moonbats.

On a tip from Burning Hot. Hat tips: Gateway Pundit, Yid With Lid, Michelle Malkin.



Patriots Out-Protest Socialized Medicine Astroturfers in Seattle

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:04 AM

It looks like the overwhelmingly successful Tax Day Tea Parties might have started a trend:

The battle to save our health care system from "the ugly beast of socialized health care" began in Seattle [Saturday] when more than 400 Washingtonians drove themselves from across the state to meet a heavily funded, well organized opponent — the supporters of single-payer healthcare, the unions and the politicians that come with it.
Approximately 1500-2000 people marched for "Health Care For All in 2009: Mothers Leading the Way" to Westlake Park in downtown Seattle, where they were stunned and shocked to discover a significant number of counter-protestors in support of freedom, choice, and competition, lined up five deep down the length of the block, waiting to meet them across street.

Event organizer Liberty Belle reports:

I will never forget the look of shock on their faces as they marched into Westlake and saw us across the street. They couldn't believe it because we've never stood up to them before. It was the most joyous sight I could ever hope to see. Their guest speakers referred to us over and over again, "Don't listen to those people over there…" "like those people over there…" "be louder than those people over there…" Please. They made us the stars of their event. Gracias. We interrupted their mojo and everyone could feel it. It was palpable.

Via Redistributing Knowledge:

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Astroturfing unions can bus in bodies, but not the spirit that makes a rally work. Let's keep that spirit alive for the Fourth. Visit TEAPartyDay.com, Re Tea Party, or SurgeUSA.org.

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Inexperienced Youngster Put in Charge of Dismantling GM

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:20 AM

This should come as no surprise, considering our boy president was installed in office without having any serious credentials:

It is not every 31-year-old who, in a first government job, finds himself dismantling General Motors and rewriting the rules of American capitalism.
But that, in short, is the job description for Brian Deese, a not-quite graduate of Yale Law School who had never set foot in an automotive assembly plant until he took on his nearly unseen role in remaking the American automotive industry.
Nor, for that matter, had he given much thought to what ailed an industry that had been in decline ever since he was born. A bit laconic and looking every bit the just-out-of-graduate-school student adjusting to life in the West Wing … Mr. Deese was thrown into the auto industry's maelstrom as soon the election-night parties ended.

Deese's automobile experience consists of sleeping in his car in the parking lot of a Pontiac plant on his way to Washington.

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The kid in charge of the auto industry.

Hat tip: Gateway Pundit, on a tip from Burning Hot.



Private William Long Versus Tiller the Baby Killer

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:36 AM

Carlos Bledsoe discovered the Religion of Peace, changed his name to Abdulhakim Mujahid Muhammad, traveled to Yemen, studied jihad with an Islamic scholar, and finally opened fire on a recruiting office in Little Rock, killing Private William Long and wounding Private Quinton Ezeagwula. Interviews with the killer unsurprisingly revealed that he "probably had political and religious motives."

So did the mentally ill Scott Roeder, who handed liberals a propaganda bonanza by shooting infamous late-term abortionist George Tiller. The latter incident has been regarded as far more serious, resulting in a statement by the president. Tiller's work continues, with his infant abattoir under federal protection, as moonbats hold candlelight vigils and praise the butcher as "compassionate and courageous."

From the point of view of our progressive ruling class, only innocent life is expendable.

A Google News search for George Tiller returns 5,590 articles. One for William Long returns 535.

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Bledsoe on his way to prison to spread the world about Islam.

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June 1, 2009

Government Motors Assembly Line

Posted by Dave Blount at 6:58 PM

A film crew was on hand at the assembly line to immortalize the rebirth of General Motors as Government Motors. Here some proud union members put the final touches on Chevy Volts:

Just kidding: those were East Germans, working on Trabants. Volts aren't as roomy.

On a tip from Shooter1001.



Did Global Warming Cause Obamunism?

Posted by Dave Blount at 6:46 PM

At last, we have evidence that it really is getting warmer at the North Pole, just like envirofascists keep screaming. Remember the final scene in The Blob, when they freeze the mindlessly voracious pile of protoplasm and drop it in the Arctic?

We were safe, until it got warm enough for the creature to thaw. Then it made its way down to Washington, DC. From there, it is spreading out across the country, devouring everything in its path. Just today it absorbed Detroit.

On a tip from Lyle.



Mr. Garrison's Abortion

Posted by Dave Blount at 6:32 PM

The tragedy of tranfreakazoidism, as dramatized on South Park:

Mr. Garrison shouldn't take it too hard. Even if he'll never have the experience of scrambling the brains of a baby inside him, at least he can help bring that joy to others. We all do, every time we pay federal taxes.

On a tip from V the K.



Open Thread

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:35 AM

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For sale at Patriot Depot. On a tip from Hillman.



Hemp Houses

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:22 AM

Hemp is a sacred plant to moonbats, who come up with their best ideas under its influence. The high priests of environmentalism have declared it to be earth friendly. Plans have been laid to make houses out of hemp, so that our very homes can be shrines to moonbattery:

Hemp, a plant from the cannabis family, could be used to build carbon-neutral homes of the future to help combat climate change and boost the rural economy, say researchers at the University of Bath.
A consortium, led by the BRE Centre for Innovative Construction Materials based at the University, has embarked on a unique housing project to develop the use of hemp-lime construction materials in the UK.
Hemp-lime is a lightweight composite building material made of fibres from the fast growing plant, bound together using a lime-based adhesive. The hemp plant stores carbon during its growth and this, combined with the low carbon footprint of lime and its very efficient insulating properties, gives the material a 'better than zero carbon' footprint.

As always, behind the smokescreen of ecokookery, taxpayers are getting fleeced:

The three year project, worth almost £750,000, will collect vital scientific and engineering data about this new material so that it can be more widely used in the UK for building homes.

Check out this stylish inflatable hemp house:

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It would look even sharper with one of the ecofriendly death traps Government Motors will be making parked out in front.

On a tip from Air2air.



White House Moves to Regulate Speech Regarding "Stimulus" Looting Spree

Posted by Dave Blount at 9:02 AM

In case anyone thought this was still America, have a look at the official White House blog of Norm Eisen, special counsel to the president for ethics and government reform, who addresses the problem of people exercising their First Amendment rights and speaking up against the way the government has been wasting our money under the guise of "stimulus":

First, we will expand the restriction on oral communications to cover all persons, not just federally registered lobbyists. For the first time, we will reach contacts not only by registered lobbyists but also by unregistered ones, as well as anyone else exerting influence on the process. We concluded this was necessary under the unique circumstances of the stimulus program.

As the Washington Examiner observes:

This is the Camel's nose under the tent, being poked because of special circumstances. Let government restrict political expression — i.e. lobbying of government officials regarding policy — in one small, supposedly specialized area and not long after the specialized area starts expanding. Eventually, all political expression regarding all policy will become subject to government regulation.

The regime of Hope and Change will not stop helping itself to power at the expense of our Constitutional liberties so long as a peep of opposition can be heard. That must be what Obamamites had in mind when they dreamily promised that the Anointed One would unite us.

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Norm Eisen, special counsel to the president for suppression of free speech.

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EPA to Prevent Us From Accessing 500 Trillion Cubic Feet of Natural Gas

Posted by Dave Blount at 8:34 AM

Evidence continues to accrue that the energy shortages and consequent worsening economic situation we can expect in the near future are being deliberately created by our government:

Any day now, we expect to see another grab at the throat of our domestic energy supply — to be buried in Waxman-Markey's addition of further price restrictions on the demand side. These stalwart friends of energy innovation are specifically coming after something called "hydraulic fracturing" — yet another clever approach that would allow us to extract much more energy now lying underneath American soil. The process involves pumping water, sand, and some viscous material maybe two miles down a well to create tiny fissures in the rock bed, allowing previously trapped natural gas to flow to the surface. Jobs are created, energy prices ease — all of that here, in the good ole U. S. of A. — as opposed to providing more jobs for (and more power to) Russia, Iran, Libya, and others who continue to be enriched by our backward energy policies.
For faux-fans of domestic energy innovation, hydraulic fracturing is the latest menace that must be contained — for the same reason that previous breakthroughs have been demonized and restricted: we could get an enormous amount of energy by using it!
A U.S. Geological Survey report in 2002 suggested that the four states of the Marcellus Shale region (PA, NY, OH, WV) could be sitting atop as much as 1.9 trillion cubic feet of natural gas. People took notice. But those trillions were scattered across an area of 50,000 sq. miles — still a lot of gas in absolute terms, but spread over an area the size of Greece, and about as practically. Alas, maybe we'd better wait for new technology, or a new application of existing technology.
Which didn't take long. Last year brought a new assessment by another set of pointy-heads, and with drastically different findings. It turns out the actual resource base of the Marcellus is closer to 500 trillion cubic feet of natural gas than to 1.9 trillion. A lot closer. And thanks to new advances in drilling technology pioneered on the plains of Texas and Oklahoma, 50 trillion cubic feet of it could be extracted almost immediately. A trillion dollars' worth of American natural gas for the market … or continued undue influence granted to Russia, Iran, Libya. … Tough call.
If coal's emissions — as opposed to the energy potential of its vast reserves — were really the issue for greens, surely they would support hydraulic fracturing, right? Applying this technology would, in the emission reductions or avoidances it would engender, achieve the ostensible goal of the cap-and-trade rationing scheme — to the extent that the gas produced would replace coal or coal-fired power. So greens are big fans, right?
Silly rabbit. No.
Instead, next week, Rep. Diana DeGette (D., Colo.) is expected to slip a 97-word amendment into what was a 670-page cap-and-trade bill (that has since ballooned to 1,000 pages, reportedly — because, as James Hansen notes, it takes a lot of pages to buy votes for such an odious enterprise). This gem would give the EPA the regulatory reins over hydraulic fracturing — which, if you've ever had to deal with them, and if you've read the newspapers lately, is code for stopping it.

Energy creates wealth, wealth creates power. People with power are difficult to control. Consequently, energy production will be suppressed and overtaxed all the more excessively as we descend further into totalitarian statism, aka Hope and Change.

The pious environmentalist rhetoric is farcical, as opposition to clean natural gas and nuclear energy proves. Democrat energy policy has one objective: to hold us down.

On a tip from Byron.



Charter Schools Reject Moonbattery, Overcome Achievement Gap

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:29 AM

No wonder liberals hate charter schools so much:

Reporting from Oakland — Not many schools in California recruit teachers with language like this: "We are looking for hard working people who believe in free market capitalism. … Multicultural specialists, ultra liberal zealots and college-tainted oppression liberators need not apply."
That, it turns out, is just the beginning of the ways in which American Indian Public Charter and its two sibling schools spit in the eye of mainstream education. These small, no-frills, independent public schools in the hardscrabble flats of Oakland sometimes seem like creations of television's "Colbert Report." They mock liberal orthodoxy with such zeal that it can seem like a parody.
School administrators take pride in their record of frequently firing teachers they consider to be underperforming. Unions are embraced with the same warmth accorded "self-esteem experts, panhandlers, drug dealers and those snapping turtles who refuse to put forth their best effort," to quote the school's website.
Students, almost all poor, wear uniforms and are subject to disciplinary procedures redolent of military school. One local school district official was horrified to learn that a girl was forced to clean the boys' restroom as punishment.
Conservatives, including columnist George Will, adore the American Indian schools, which they see as models of a "new paternalism" that could close the gap between the haves and have-nots in American education. Not surprisingly, many Bay Area liberals have a hard time embracing an educational philosophy that proudly proclaims that it "does not preach or subscribe to the demagoguery of tolerance."

The results of applying countermoonbattery to education are as you might expect:

It would be easy to dismiss American Indian as one of the nuttier offshoots of the fast-growing charter school movement, which allows schools to receive public funding but operate outside of day-to-day district oversight. But the schools command attention for one very simple reason: By standard measures, they are among the very best in California.
The Academic Performance Index, the central measuring tool for California schools, rates schools on a scale from zero to 1,000, based on standardized test scores. The state target is an API of 800. The statewide average for middle and high schools is below 750. For schools with mostly low-income students, it is around 650.
The oldest of the American Indian schools, the middle school known simply as American Indian Public Charter School, has an API of 967. Its two siblings — American Indian Public Charter School II (also a middle school) and American Indian Public High School — are not far behind.
Among the thousands of public schools in California, only four middle schools and three high schools score higher. None of them serves mostly underprivileged children.
At American Indian, the largest ethnic group is Asian, followed by Latinos and African Americans. Some of the schools' critics contend that high-scoring Asian Americans are driving the test scores, but blacks and Latinos do roughly as well — in fact, better on some tests.
That makes American Indian a rarity in American education, defying the axiom that poor black and Latino children will lag behind others in school.

Our rulers won't let this go on for long. If freeing education from moonbattery closes the ethnic achievement gap, the left's divide-and-conquer strategy — responsible for the media's endless obsession with race — will fall on its face.

Hat tip: Ace of Spades HQ, on a tip from V the K.



Pravda Scorns America's Descent Into Socialism

Posted by Dave Blount at 7:03 AM

We are living in upside-down world. Pravda — formerly the official propaganda organ of the Communist Party in the USSR — contemptuously and for the most part accurately describes America's shameful descent into Marxism:

It must be said, that like the breaking of a great dam, the American decent into Marxism is happening with breath taking speed, against the back drop of a passive, hapless sheeple, excuse me dear reader, I meant people.

The corrosion of education and religion are correctly identified as laying the groundwork for the unfolding catastrophe.

The final collapse has come with the election of Barack Obama. His speed in the past three months has been truly impressive. His spending and money printing has been a record setting, not just in America's short history but in the world. If this keeps up for more then another year, and there is no sign that it will not, America at best will resemble the Weimar Republic and at worst Zimbabwe.

Pravda accurately describes the people in charge as "thieves" who are using the government to "bankroll their thefts, loses and swindles of hundreds of billions of dollars," and gasps in honor that the leftist punk in the White House has granted himself the power to fire the CEO of GM, which is now being absorbed into the federal blob. Next Obama and his "stooges" will "redesign the entire automotive industry." The results of this are clear in advance even from Russia.

The piece concludes with a call to divest from the USA while there's still time, and then finally this:

The proud American will go down into his slavery with out a fight, beating his chest and proclaiming to the world, how free he really is. The world will only snicker.

If we do go down into Obamunism without a fight, the world's snickering will be well earned.

On tips from Air2air, nancz, Bergbikr, and Rob Banks.