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May 4, 2009
The Domestic Extremism Lexicon
In case you're wondering how the Department of Homeland Security spends the mountains of tax money shoveled into it — since our rulers clearly have no interest in defending the border or inconveniencing Islamic terrorists — have a look at the new supplement to the Newspeak dictionary entitled the Domestic Extremism Lexicon. This document is a useful accompaniment to Crappy Nappy Napolitano's study on the potential terror threat of anyone whose views fall to the right of Sean Penn's, and indispensible to aspiring apparatchiks who want to improve their vocabularies. A few sample terms:
alternative media: A term used to describe various information sources that provide a forum for interpretations of events and issues that differ radically from those presented in mass media products and outlets.
Simply by listening to talk radio or reading Moonbattery.com, you too could be taking part in domestic extremism. No wonder the government abandoned the War on Terror to focus on this far more prevalent threat.
antiabortion extremism: A movement of groups or individuals who are virulently antiabortion and advocate violence against providers of abortion-related services, their employees, and their facilities. Some cite various racist and anti-Semitic beliefs to justify their criminal activities.
I'll bet you didn't know that opposition to abortion is anti-Semitic. You see how much our wise government can teach us?
anti-immigration extremism: A movement of groups or individuals who are vehemently opposed to illegal immigration, particularly along the U.S. southwest border with Mexico, and who have been known to advocate or engage in criminal activity and plot acts of violence and terrorism to advance their extremist goals.
There follows a long list of examples. Just kidding; no examples exist.
This one is really scary:
patriot movement: A term used by rightwing extremists to link their beliefs to those commonly associated with the American Revolution.
Over 1 million of these fiends openly paraded their right-wing views just last Tax Day. Good thing Jane-O is here to protect the public with her various documents.
On a tip from Heather M.
Posted by Van Helsing at May 4, 2009 8:44 AM
Comments
Welcome to 1984.
Dont forget that 2 + 2 = 5 otherwise they will send you to Room 101 - Everyone knows whats in there.
Posted by: Winston Smith at May 4, 2009 9:01 AM
WOW VAN! Thanks for posting the link to the 1 Million Tea Partiers #...that is VERY encouraging!
I hadn't heard a total count (shocker)...guess it would be considered a Million Person Protest, eh?
Posted by: Heather M at May 4, 2009 9:14 AM
What's she doing, demonstrating how ginormous her butt is?
Posted by: baslimthecripple at May 4, 2009 9:16 AM
is there any way you could shop a mask on her in future posts?
Posted by: nancz at May 4, 2009 9:18 AM
I'm reading Moonbattery, listening to Limbaugh, and working at the same time. Throw me in jail right now.
Posted by: forest at May 4, 2009 9:30 AM
That ugly dyke can take her "extremism" and shove it up her napolitano.
Posted by: We Are So Screwed at May 4, 2009 9:51 AM
I'm proud to be a right wing extremist, a life member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy and an active participant in the Patriot Movement.
Posted by: single stack at May 4, 2009 9:54 AM
Hahahaha at forest. You actually think you'll be thrown in jail???? AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
By the time my Civilian Security Force is finished with you racist crackers, you'll be begging for a cell in Thailand.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. "Jail." Whoo, good one.
Posted by: Barack Obama at May 4, 2009 10:02 AM
And to think lib women made fun of Sarah Palin's hair. Meanwhile janet Nappy is sporting my uncle Mort's hairdo, complete with that greasy brill cream texture.
YUCK!
Posted by: Parley at May 4, 2009 10:03 AM
"Patriot movement." Was it their intention for that to sound somehow sinister? I think it sounds like something you would throw your shoulders back and announce your participation in a loud clear voice. Something you'd be proud to tell your grandparents.
Uncle Mort....LOL
Posted by: Karin at May 4, 2009 10:08 AM
Proud member of the evil "patriot movement" right here.
Can't be any more evil than worshiping howls deities at Bohemia Grove.
AC
Posted by: AC at May 4, 2009 10:17 AM
Isn't that what the generation of '76 who fought in the swamps and froze to death at Valley Forge called themselves, or something?
Now it's a huge red flag. Interesting.
Posted by: mega at May 4, 2009 10:35 AM
I participated in the Red Envelope Project calling attention to pro-life so I guess I'm a threat too! Who'd a thunk I could finally be a rebel?
Posted by: Jan in NYC at May 4, 2009 10:47 AM
All conservatives will be consitred terrorists by obama and his sinister reptiles
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at May 4, 2009 11:21 AM
Good post. For some time its been apparent that if you want to understand what a liberal is saying, you must replace most of their words with the diametrical opposites. I think its part of a strategy to remove the true meaning of words, so that they can be redefined as something else. And the logical conclusion of that strategy is to so devalue language that the foundation of our country, the constitution and our laws, are undermined. Then we'll all be subjects of the United States of Arbitrary.
Posted by: Texas Pete at May 4, 2009 11:56 AM
we hated her (CRAP,HATESPEECH!!) here in arizona and she just got worse with more power.
I bet Uncle Mort changed his "do"
I want America back.
Posted by: czuch at May 4, 2009 3:14 PM
caption for pic;
"and Obama thinks his is this big":
Posted by: blue at May 4, 2009 4:34 PM
Texas Pete says, "For some time its been apparent that if you want to understand what a liberal is saying, you must replace most of their words with the diametrical opposites. I think its part of a strategy to remove the true meaning of words, so that they can be redefined as something else."
Yes, that's exactly what they're doing.
As we have often seen in these posts, the Loopy, Loony, Lemming-Like Leftist Losers also claim to not understand what is being said, no matter how plainly it's written, or they'll claim it really means something else.
Some of them (like Charlie Rangel) actually think that members of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy actually talk in "code" - whih reveals how insecure and paranoid they really are.
Posted by: TonyD95B at May 4, 2009 6:07 PM
They left out so many ...
Pork Spending Extremism
Socialist Extremism
Obama Worshiping Extremism
Pro-Abortion Extremism
Anti-War Extremism
Global Warming Extremism
Black Racist Extremism
... and many many more.
Posted by: Dwaine at May 4, 2009 8:45 PM
Yay! We're the Counter-Culture!
Who-hoo!
Posted by: Evil Monk at May 4, 2009 9:24 PM
I must be consitred a terrorists i oppose all what OBAMA wants including the NWO and NAU
Posted by: Flu-Bird at May 4, 2009 9:48 PM
How does one act like a patriot extremist?
Am I a patriot extremist if I have a copy of the Constitution?
Posted by: Scaramouche at May 4, 2009 10:36 PM
Orwell understood doublespeak perfectly. He wrote an essay years ago "Politics and the English Language" (I think that's the title) that explains exactly how it's done and why.
Posted by: Paul Moore at May 4, 2009 10:40 PM
Wow, this is a spooky resemblance.
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3042152960/tt0021814
Posted by: ChicagoBlood at May 5, 2009 7:36 AM
Van Helsing!! It's Dracula!!!
Posted by: ChicagoBlood at May 5, 2009 7:40 AM
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/16-banned-from-britain-named-and-shamed-1679127.html
If you thought the "Lexicon" wouldn't mean much...
"Right Wing Radio Host"...Now, I don't really know who Savage is...but...a precident, once again, has been set.
Posted by: Heather M at May 5, 2009 8:16 AM
