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May 8, 2009
Scenes From Obama Press Conferences


Posted by Van Helsing at May 8, 2009 10:35 AM
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I'll bet the gay boys who voted for Obama photoshop a replacement for that mic.....
Posted by: eat me at May 8, 2009 10:47 AM
Another masterpiece from Aaron!!
Posted by: Henry at May 8, 2009 11:00 AM
Wow - pretty accurate - except no teleprompter. Nice job Aarons!
Posted by: Heather M at May 8, 2009 12:32 PM
There was a communal orgasm out in Frisco when they saw this photo.
The boy is butt nekkid!
Better screen out that damp Frisco fan mail there at the White house!!!
EWWWWWWWWW!
Posted by: Shooter1001 at May 8, 2009 1:53 PM
ROTFLMAO!!! Excellent!
Posted by: TED at May 8, 2009 2:10 PM
Hey - the $328,835 Plane Pic - http://www.nypost.com/seven/05082009/news/nationalnews/white_house_to_release_review_of_low_fly_168274.htm
You'd think they could have photoshopped that, right? I bet AaronS could have done a better job...
Posted by: Heather M at May 8, 2009 2:12 PM
Moon eyed moonbats worshipping and groveling at the feet of THE GREAT OBAMASES this blind leading the blind and the moonabatenly stupid as well
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at May 8, 2009 2:16 PM
We heil right in the Fuhrer's face...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU_V146wvXQ
Posted by: Scaramouche at May 8, 2009 2:38 PM
Looks like a friggin' jackass.
No, I don't mean the unicorn.
Posted by: man of few words at May 8, 2009 7:11 PM
Must be another White House press meeting.
Posted by: Atomic Lib Smasher at May 8, 2009 7:24 PM
That's no photoshop.
That's the latest still shot of the White House press briefing.
Posted by: Atomic Lib Smasher at May 8, 2009 7:24 PM
I wouldn't want to be the one who has to clean up the floor after this. Call in the Haz-Mat.
Posted by: ChicagBlood at May 8, 2009 8:15 PM
If somebody would have asked which was the easier to believe: that we would have a totally inexperienced, America hating, Marxist talking, and friends with terrorists guy from Chicago who wasn't a citizen, who smoked pot, and had the most liberal record in the few times he bothered to vote in the senate elected president or that I would see a unicorn walking down the street, I would have picked the unicorn. A unicorn could be possible with some genetic accident or mutation. But I would not have believed that America would be so insane as to vote for somebody like Obama.
Posted by: SnowSnake at May 8, 2009 9:47 PM
And from such, the well deserved and eloquently descriptive term: "Silly liberals" is born.
What we see is a near-naked black American president riding a unicorn into the thralls of worshipping “humanity” – who happen to be 100% white (judging from the uplifted hands in the picture). That would be the American electorate of 11/2008, alright.
Silly liberals.
Posted by: Jimbo at May 8, 2009 9:50 PM
The nekkid Nubian isn't riding a unicorn.
He's back behind the horned equus in an ancient Canaanite bestiality ritual with his tribe reveling in their deity's joyous orgasm!
Sort of a 'golden cow' event.
Posted by: Shooter1001 at May 9, 2009 6:07 AM
These idiot worshippers of THE GREAT OBAMASES would sell their freedom and independence just to kiss his feet and aniont them with holy moonbat oil
Posted by: Flu-Bird at May 9, 2009 7:07 AM
Barack riding his namesake http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buraq, who once again takes the Prophet to Paradise.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 9, 2009 9:37 AM
My bad. Shoulda been:
Barack riding his namesake Buraq, who once again takes the Prophet to Paradise.
PIMF.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 9, 2009 9:39 AM
So your point is ... you don't like him. Brilliant! Way to really skewer him!
And again "shooter" and "eat me" with the gay comments. You folks need to come out of the closet and deal with your issues.
Posted by: Anonymous at May 9, 2009 9:55 AM
Anon....I don't like Obama and I sure as am tired of the militant fags. As for shit bags like you go find another country to infest with your kool ade drinking ass.
Jackass....I would like to skewer all of your kind!!
HOSTILE!
Posted by: Watching at May 9, 2009 11:37 AM
And again "shooter" and "eat me" with the gay comments. You folks need to come out of the closet and deal with your issues.
You mean like the constant references of the liberals to "teabagging?" That sort of thing?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 9, 2009 1:06 PM
Anon, be careful friend, some of these KITTENS HAVE WWWHIPPPPSSSS! Aside from a few of you, there is nothing but hateful, racist, homophobic rhetoric here. The key words here are "aside from a few"...you know who you are Jay, Cowlove etc. After the debacle of George W. Bush what did you expect? You whine about the press, yet were silent when they asked Bush about Barney, or how about the trillions spent in Iraq on a worthless conflict? Not to mention the monies that turned up missing. I bet not even 24 hours in President Obama's first term you were shitting the bed over his dancing and bowling skills? Face it, your party failed...it failed, it failed, it failed.You guys will likely regroup in the future, but maybe listening to the likes of Tim Pawlenty would be a decent start instead of making him tow the Party line because your crowd hates Al Franken. Elections have consequences, and it is not a press corps that likes a guy or a burger with Honey Dijon.
Posted by: Anonymous at May 9, 2009 2:26 PM
Anonymous at May 9, 2009 2:26 PM
HLF/Dino - go back outside and play in the sandbox with the other children. Eat some more of those Tootsie Rolls your kitty buries just for you.
Posted by: Jimbo at May 9, 2009 2:37 PM
You're right ANON @ 2:26!!! I am one of those who have become intolerant of the gay ranting, the out right hatred of GOD by liberals, and the Godless Administration that Hijacked this country I Love So dearly. I am not a kitten but a tiger in waiting for some one like you I can pounce on a rip to shreds. Call me a racist, it doesn't bother me one bit, I just don't like people like you and the rest of you Obomite minions. You are all socialist and redistributionist!!
Now go plat with your hammer and sickle!!!!
Posted by: Watching at May 9, 2009 2:47 PM
It doesn't bother you to be called a racist homophobe, watching because you are. At least we both acknowledge that this shoe fits very well. BTW - your handle is creepy.
I don't know that gay folks had much to do with Obama getting elected, I'm guessing they're usually a shoe-in to vote Democratic party.
Nobody here said anything about God, so I'm not sure why you're invoking, but I really don't hate much. Not you watching, not my neighbor (despite his throwing garbage over the fence sometimes) and definitely not God.
If you read your bible more, you might understand that hate is something that eats a person's soul from the inside out. You hate something you want to destroy, but it will probably destroy you first.
Posted by: Anonymous at May 9, 2009 3:32 PM
Look, the various "anonymouses" out there, tell Axelrod & Co. we're beyond redemption, and you're wasting your time trolling here.
And take your hate- and fear-mongering with you.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 9, 2009 3:42 PM
LOL ANONOPUSSY!!!!!! My skin is thick enough you fool. Racist is just a word to me. You hated George Bush didn't you? Racist!!!!! The media tore apart Sarah Palin and Ms. California because for their honest views did they not? Racist!!!!
Momophobe.....LOL you Troll. I don't tolerate the militant gay movement and their Godless value system.
Racist....mmmmmmm...yep I guess so because I do not tolerate socialist or liberals. Color makes no difference to me ANONOPUSSY.
By the way Mr do good liberal hypocrite...I live in Memphis Tennessee where the town is 70% black.
The neighborhood I live in you would probably not have the balls to walk down my street at 8 pm because they don't know your white ass.
BTW Anonass...My name is DAVE and I come from persecuted Jews run out of Europe and I have personally experienced racism in high school by BLACK folks because of my religion. With that in mind would please kindly go screw yourself!!!
Posted by: Watching at May 9, 2009 4:09 PM
My handle is supposed to be creepy. I could be watching your socialist liberal ass.
Posted by: Watching at May 9, 2009 4:36 PM
Jay...stop, you are above these fools most of the time. Dave, I am in Detroit and Memphis, as much as I love it, has nothing on the D, and equal musically historically. It is kinda scary you are so open with your bigotry, I am sure the African-Americans, Gays, and Liberals are terrified? "Watching My Liberal Ass"? Give me a break...I could be wearing assless chaps! Lol
Posted by: Anonymous at May 9, 2009 6:23 PM
Ass less chaps....lol! I don't call it bigotry I call intolerance. I don't care what color you are or if you're gay but what I do not tolerate is gay fascism, socialism, and liberalism. There are many more people like me who are fed up with this kind of crap. Walk in my shoes one time and maybe you could understand my intolerance. If you want to call me a racist or a bigot well that's just fine by me....this is America you know. The truth doesn't scare me it sets me free. I will defend my values despite people like you.
If you know Memphis like you eluded to then you are familiar with the cooper/young area and its very large and liberal gay community here. We all live in harmony here and we are all neighbors. If I were you don't wear those ass less chaps around here and hang on to your wallet.
Posted by: Watching at May 9, 2009 6:50 PM
Take a breath watching .. you're going to give yourself a stroke.
I'm not sure what you're all ruffled about. You offered up: "Call me a racist, it doesn't bother me one bit" So I went ahead. My bad. Although I would stop telling people you have thick skin, as you clearly don't.
I think you should live however you want and I don't want to take anything from you. Defend you values ... although I'm not sure what that means. I will always have my values and don't need to defend them. They're mine, and nobody else's.
I do try to share them from time to time, and talk to folks, as I am here. Even though I hated what our country did under Bush, I had to learn to live with it, and just speak out when I could. I guess you'll have to do the same.
I learned that hating the man is pointless. I don't know Obama, and I don't know Bush. I can't really love or hate either of them, I can only love or hate what they do. When you focus your attack on the PERSON rather than the action, you'll lose every time.
You folks need to talk about what to do, instead of attacking everything in site. People need to hear what CAN be done, not what can't. If your solution is "that won't work" then you won't get far.
Posted by: Anonymous at May 9, 2009 9:43 PM
And Jay, when your buddy is posting things like:
"As for shit bags like you go find another country to infest with your kool ade drinking ass. Jackass....I would like to skewer all of your kind!!"
It doesn't really support ME being the hate and fear monger. War and hate and fear ... that was the Bush years. That's what watching would have us go back to. You can practically HEAR how scared he is -- of almost everything. He's afraid of his black neighbors, he's afraid of socialists, he's afraid of militant fags ... geeze, the list goes on and on, and he hates (or excuse me, is intolerant of) all of them.
Same old circle:
1 - He doesn't think like me.
2 - Therefore he must be unAmerican
3 - I don't have to treat him like a citizen, as he has now been declared unAmerican and doesn't matter.
Posted by: Anonymous at May 9, 2009 9:58 PM
a new low of vomit-inducing Michelle Obama worship from WaPo
Posted by: mega at May 10, 2009 8:26 AM
Here you go, all you peace and love homos;
HEED THE WARNING! HEED THE WARNING! The pics are pretty disgusting. Send the kids out of the room! Its what everyday liberals doing what they do best; sodomizing each other!
http://www.zombietime.com/up_your_alley_2008/part_1_full/
Toodles Bawny!
Posted by: Shooter1001 at May 10, 2009 9:01 AM
It doesn't really support ME being the hate and fear monger. War and hate and fear ... that was the Bush years.
The point is that liberals are given to hate and fear. They hate America, and what it stands for. The America they “love” doesn’t exist, and never has – it’s something they hope to build. They hate patriotism, and patriotic Americans, disdaining them as rubes. They rejoice in the deaths of loyal, good Americans – e.g., Tony Snow – while mourning the deaths of hairballs, such as my namesake Che Guevara, whom they worship. For evidence, I refer you to Democratic Underground, Daily Kos, or zombietime.com.
Meanwhile, they claim that terrorism is a minor threat, but fear ridiculous things such as global warming or vaccines. They feared – or claimed to fear - that Bush was going to take over the country and dispense with elections. But here we are, and Bush is in Crawford, minding his own business.
So, yes, the left is where the hate and fear find their home. Try this experiment: go onto a left-wing site and post something mildly pro-American. Watch the hate spew forth, after which you’ll be banned. I guarantee it.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 10, 2009 10:48 AM
You are wrong on every point you just made about me. I fear not my neighbors and I have no fear of gays. I don't like leftist such as yourself and I do not fear you I just want you assholes out of power by any means necessary. You are a hypocrite and I wish we could meet face to face.
Jay brings out a great point about leftist blog sights so why don't you try what he suggested. You are not as smart as you think you simply a leftist troll who does not make me afraid but HOSTILE.
Your kind will be on the run soon. Most of your kind are a bunch of liars and cheats. Just take a look around you leftist idiot. You don't have the guts to give a handle or a name. You are not worth my time anymore. Kindly go screw yourself and ask your socialist leftist friends to join in. Have a good mothers day socialist TROLL!!
Posted by: watching at May 10, 2009 11:13 AM
he would ride a dragon but the dragon wouldnt be able to stand obamas stench
Posted by: Flu-Bird at May 10, 2009 11:21 AM
Jay, and here you received a mild compliment before. Everything you stated is so out of line and I would of thought below you. Further, you seem to forget that it was your ilk that shook in your cribs when the Bush Crime Family raised the terror threat to orange, or pink when it didn't need to be raised at all. Talk about fear! And that you suggest "They rejoice in the deaths of loyal, good Americans" is bullshit, and you know it. That some made jokes about Tony Snow was hurtful and uncalled for, and certainly does not represent the left as a whole. Some right-wingers mocked Molly Ivins death but I would not suggest it represented the right.And your right, Bush is in TX., and good riddance, but where is your boy Cheney? Out defending criminal actions? You seem to ignore the fact that Liberal Vets served in this "War on Terror", and now perform some of the greatest work for their brothers and sisters in uniform. Lt. Leonard Clark, Paul Reickoff, Jon Soltz, and Paul Hackett to name a few. And Watching, you little man. There are classes called anger management.
Posted by: Ghost of Wellstone at May 10, 2009 11:31 AM
Ghost of Wellstone, you little troll, I don't need anger management. I not mad I'm just tired of people like you and anon that ruin the country.
Have a great mothers day if have one around.
Oh and by the way you can screw youself as well Little man.....LOL!
Posted by: Watching at May 10, 2009 11:42 AM
I like all this attention from you self righteous socialist liberal idiots. You guys don't know the difference between anger and fustration. You get all this from a key board? Wise up Casper of Wellstone. Little Ghost......LOL.
Posted by: Watching at May 10, 2009 11:49 AM
Ruin the country? Huh...You have me stumped on that one. How exactly are Liberals ruining the country Watching? Could it be the Patriot Act, racial profiling,torture,arms confiscation or rendition...No...that was Republicans doing that with a few Democratic enablers! And your words
"You are a hypocrite and I wish we could meet face to face."
Anger management might be a good idea.
Posted by: Ghost of Wellstone at May 10, 2009 11:56 AM
You are a very shallow person. Meeting face to face does not incite violence from me foolish little man it is merely a better way to convey a message through facial expression and body motion. liberal like yourself like to paint pictures like you have. How have liberals been ruining the country you ask? Take a good look at Pelosi, Reid and Obama. They are spending more money out of control...Trillions to be exact. This country has leaned to the left like never before. Do you know where this is coming from Lil' Casper? Those pot heads from the flower power era. They were pissed at this country while in their late teens and early twenties and now they are in control. Take a good look at the generation coming up now...a product of liberalism and socialism.
You are nothing but an Obomite plain and simple.
By the way the Patriot act saved our ass. Where we attacked again after 9/11? NO! Who are you going to blame when some guy gets in this country by the name of Muhammad Kali IL Kasmana and leaves a suite case with a nuclear devise in your town. Who are going blame??
Foolish shallow liberal. By the way you blog some good stuff on there but it's still lefty fodder.
Posted by: Watching at May 10, 2009 12:17 PM
"Anonymous at May 9, 2009 2:26 PM"
Speaking of war spending, how much did Soros and the rest of the traitors spend to support the enemy and keep the war going for years?
Posted by: KHarn at May 10, 2009 2:58 PM
Where are all the trolls? They are so much fun to play with there pseudo intellectuality. I guess I'll have to go to the Huffpo and really piss them off with the truth. I'll tell them how much of a fraud Obama is and that he is a puppet for Pelosi and Reid. Sure would like to cut those strings.
Posted by: Watching at May 10, 2009 5:55 PM
Posted by: Anonymous at May 9, 2009 9:55 AM
So your point is ... you don't like him.
Ah, no. The point is that the unbiased, truth-seeking media loves him unequivocally, about as much as they hated Bush, and their worship of the guy is sickening.
Brilliant! Way to really skewer him!
Even brillianter! Way to miss a really simple concept and make yourself look an idiot for the 100th time on this site!
And again "shooter" and "eat me" with the gay comments. You folks need to come out of the closet and deal with your issues.
Scintillating! Saying "you're gay!" is such an intelligent and convincing rebuttal of the point that this thread was making (and that you missed.)
Posted by: mandible claw at May 10, 2009 8:45 PM
"hate and fear ... that was the Bush years"
Um, no. That was the Bush years for leftists.
The greatest concentration of hate and fear throughout those difficult years after 9/11 was from the leftists and Democrats, and directed at Bush himself, his government, and at the Republicans in general.
Having your nation attacked by terrorists sent you people off the deep end ... and with your fellow countrymen as your targets.
By the way, both wars of the "Bush years" are still ongoing and Obama is upping the ante in Afghanistan (and refusing to stop air strikes despite them reportedly killing a lot of civilians there last week.)
So don't tell us about war either. And don't tell us about hate and fear - notice how, even though we don't like your guy, we're not calling for his head on a platter because he does what has to be done in the GWOT? Even when it's insisting on air strikes that threaten civilians - the very thing he accused the U.S. armed forces of while he was a candidate?
Posted by: mandible claw at May 10, 2009 8:57 PM
Oh, and here's a prime example of the type of slobbering and fawning the media are doing over Obama:
"I know Barack Spock likes newspapers. An aide told me during the campaign that Mr. Obama would get cranky if he didn’t have some time set aside during the day to read The New York Times.
And it was clear from his very first news conference, when I began covering his long-shot bid for the White House and he began referring to stories he had read in The Times, that Mr. Obama’s supple mind was nourished by news and books. You knew he would never inspire alarm as W. did, that if Condi walked too far away or his notes blew off the lectern, he’d be utterly lost."
Compare and contrast that last, completely unfounded claim, with this, where even the leftist Guardian was so unimpressed by Obama's inability to talk off script that they published an entire column deriding is inarticulateness.
There are countless other op-ed pieces (for instance Joe Klein's slobbering "news" report in Time on Obama's first 100 days) that make use of the "articulate orator, not like stumblebum Bush" meme -- despite the countless reams of videos from the campaign trail and anywhere else where Obama has had to go off-teleprompter, that show him to be a clueless stumblebum whose inarticulateness is far worse than Bush's ever was.
And that's only the tip of the iceberg.
So yeah, the pictures in this thread are, in fact, a fairly accurate visual description of the media's relationship with Obama.
Posted by: mandible claw at May 10, 2009 9:04 PM

