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May 10, 2009
Moonbats Recycle Fingernail Clippings
You can't claim true environmental righteousness unless you recycle your fingernail clippings. From Planet Green:
Here are the best ways to reuse your fingernail clippings:
Nail your compost pile: Believe it or not, fingernail clippings are entirely compostable. Just make sure your nails are polish-free, and you can throw your protein-rich nail clippings right on into your compost pile. Probably the easiest way to reuse your clippings, most of us should be able to stomach carrying out.
Use nail clippings to make a pot scrubber: Run out of steel wool, but still have pots and pans encrusted with impossibly hardened food bits? No matter — create your own pot scrubber by collecting your fingernail clips and emptying them into the foot of some discarded pantyhose. Tie it off, and Voila! An instant, free, only mildly repulsive pot scrubber is yours.
Turn them into fine art: Do as Tim Hawkinson did and create avante garde sculptures with your fingernail clippings. You never know, your body-byproduct art might land you with an opening at the Whitney — Hawkinson's bird skeleton and egg pieces made entirely out of fingernails did.
Another option is to send the clipping to some guy on Craig's list who has a collection.
Moonbats would also recycle nose hairs, if they knew enough to trim them.
On a tip from Air2air.
Posted by Van Helsing at May 10, 2009 8:32 PM
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I'm sure Nasty hippies have many gross things they love to play with. I can just picture Janeane Garofalo with a dingle-berry necklace or tongue barbell.
Posted by: TED at May 10, 2009 9:28 PM
Use nail clippings to make a pot scrubber: Run out of steel wool, but still have pots and pans encrusted with impossibly hardened food bits? No matter — create your own pot scrubber by collecting your fingernail clips and emptying them into the foot of some discarded pantyhose. Tie it off, and Voila! An instant, free, only mildly repulsive pot scrubber is yours.
Do moonbats not realise that fingernail clippings and old pantyhose are usually disposed of for reasons of hygiene - due to the amount of dead skin and other cells, and general bacteria, that such items carry?
Why would a moonbat think it is a good idea to scrub cookware with old pantyhose and nail clippings?
Yet another example of the enviro-crazy left's descent into madness.
Posted by: mandible claw at May 10, 2009 9:34 PM
Planet Green is part of the Discovery Channel Network. So this isn't just some blogger saying to recycle your nail clippings. This is big corporate Ecoworship saying you have to do this.
Posted by: BelchSpeak at May 10, 2009 10:14 PM
BelchSpeak you make a good point... I noticed that too. Actually I thought the dude behind Discover networks was a non-moonbat, but hey he's just a smart businessman.
Posted by: Air2air at May 10, 2009 10:17 PM
You have to pay the price of living in a technological society. Get over it. Accept that trees and grass do not make an advanced life style possible. They make cows and furniture possible. That's all...
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 11, 2009 4:28 AM
Nauseating and stupid and disgusting. Like the guy who eschewed modern bathrooms in favor of backyard steamy composting.
If these people want to go back to living in caves, why can't they just go and leave the rest of us alone?
Posted by: Karin at May 11, 2009 5:33 AM
even the booger-picker?
Posted by: nancz at May 11, 2009 6:34 AM
Lets recycle all that stupid enviromentalists junk mail into something more usful like signs reading NO ENVIROMENTALISTS WELCOME
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at May 11, 2009 6:44 AM
Somebody has got to be yanking their moonbatty chains. Did anyone stop to think just how many toe and fingernail clippings you would need to make any one of these practical?
The problem is, some moonbat will read this, exclaim "What a great idea!" and yet another stupid movement will be born.
Posted by: KHarn at May 11, 2009 7:07 AM
Does Voodoo offend moooozleeemz? I think they have a use for clippings. How about those of us that file? Do the enviros have pantyhose? Are they called "Hairy L'eggs?"
I just cracked myself up.
Posted by: czuch at May 11, 2009 12:16 PM
