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May 10, 2009
Moonbats Recycle Fingernail Clippings
Posted by Dave Blount at May 10, 2009 8:32 PM
You can't claim true environmental righteousness unless you recycle your fingernail clippings. From Planet Green:
Here are the best ways to reuse your fingernail clippings:
Nail your compost pile: Believe it or not, fingernail clippings are entirely compostable. Just make sure your nails are polish-free, and you can throw your protein-rich nail clippings right on into your compost pile. Probably the easiest way to reuse your clippings, most of us should be able to stomach carrying out.
Use nail clippings to make a pot scrubber: Run out of steel wool, but still have pots and pans encrusted with impossibly hardened food bits? No matter — create your own pot scrubber by collecting your fingernail clips and emptying them into the foot of some discarded pantyhose. Tie it off, and Voila! An instant, free, only mildly repulsive pot scrubber is yours.
Turn them into fine art: Do as Tim Hawkinson did and create avante garde sculptures with your fingernail clippings. You never know, your body-byproduct art might land you with an opening at the Whitney — Hawkinson's bird skeleton and egg pieces made entirely out of fingernails did.
Another option is to send the clipping to some guy on Craig's list who has a collection.
Moonbats would also recycle nose hairs, if they knew enough to trim them.
On a tip from Air2air.
