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May 1, 2009
Latest Design From Government Motors
The ongoing nationalization of the auto industry is bringing Change to Detroit. Check out the latest design, guaranteed to get even better mileage than the inaptly named Smart car, and probably just as safe in a crash:
Compliments of libsarenavelint.
Posted by Van Helsing at May 1, 2009 9:34 AM
Comments
smart car because it's smart enough to finish a person off on impact?
Posted by: nancz at May 1, 2009 10:37 AM
That boy's one crash away from talking like a girl.
Posted by: easy writer at May 1, 2009 10:40 AM
Unsafe at any speed.
Posted by: Judith M. at May 1, 2009 10:43 AM
Are you sure this doesn't belong on Failblog, as one dopey kid's idea of an invention? Why would one need this contraption? Just go roller blading. Seems safer, if just for the reason easy writer cited.
Posted by: Karin at May 1, 2009 10:46 AM
Give millions of these away free in certain neighborhoods nationwide to young men...as an alternative to Planned Parenthood and absentee fatherhood.
@ easy writer: LOL!
Yeah, go from Barry White to Tiny Tim in 60 seconds!
Posted by: Uncle Tom at May 1, 2009 10:56 AM
For some reason I keep hearing the theme song for the Wicked Witch of the West when I look at it.
Posted by: Reaper at May 1, 2009 12:54 PM
At last! They've perfected the motorized POGO STICK!
Posted by: KHarn at May 1, 2009 3:36 PM
I just cant imagine BATMAN using that thing
Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at May 1, 2009 9:13 PM
Cool, another way to get hurt!! I'd want one but I somehow doubt sociaized health care will be forgiving of self inflicted damage.
But still, how cool would that be at age oh, 11/53???!!!
Posted by: czuch at May 4, 2009 7:35 AM
